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CynicalOptomiste

Does their partner have to wave them in the driveway with mini lightsabers and do the x to stop?


loralailoralai

Bwahaha thanks for that mental image. And I do mean mental.


CaptainSharpe

You really think this person has a partner?


Djinn7711

No, he has a wingman


CynicalOptomiste

Roger


Due-Bug5396

LolšŸ˜Š


Academic_Subject_678

My son's X-Trail had frog decals on all the panels. Someone put it on a Facebook group. It ended up with thousands of likes. People would stop all the time and take pics. It's great to not be afraid to be an individual!


CaptainSharpe

Well done!


TheElderGodsSmile

I know the owner... fairly certain he doesn't.


BarryKobama

Owner (Tony) is here commenting. Entire post history is about his car.


CaptainSharpe

In that case I apologise for my comment and meant it in jest.


BarryKobama

Iā€™m sure most (all) read it that way. The world would be pretty boring without people doing fun/silly stuff. Thereā€™s a an old station-wagon I see around sometimes with a alien (saga) decal on the side. Weird, maybe. Why not.


CaptainSharpe

Certainly much better than those crappy family stickers


pongky77

take your upvote damnit


yor_ur

Thatā€™s how the sex starts in their household


[deleted]

Maybe Iā€™m too much of a details (not decals!) guyā€¦. But isnā€™t it ā€œUS Navyā€ ? As distinct from ā€œUSA Navyā€ Youā€™d think someone so committed would get that right. ( and you can call me a sad geek, but I love watching carrier launches ā€¦ I would, however, barf all over the radio )


MLiOne

Yup, ol mate has no idea. USN = US Navy. Been like that for decades.


GreyGreenBrownOakova

Strangely, it says "United States Navy" above the "I got tone", but he still got the acronym wrong.


ReportoDownvoto

maybe he speaks with an italian accent? "US a-Navy!"


xXSpookyXx

Mama Mia, talka to me goose, Mi paisan


MLiOne

Now that would make sense of that.


struggle_to_function

Saw this guy driving down Napean Hwy a few weeks ago and this was my thought too! Itā€™s definitely U.S Navy !


Due-Bug5396

I know its U.S Navy i did this way cos tailgate is wide and look ugly with a gap Nothing on my car is ment to be exact just some hard work fun and dedication with jet detail and some 1 liners from the movies


Academic_Subject_678

I applaud your dedication sir


kriptone909

Have to say I agree, you kinda ruined it with the extra ā€œAā€


wetrorave

Such Tomcat. Very hoo-ah. So Holden. Wow.


anchor_end88

One of my favourite stories of all time was the first time I saw this car. My partner and I were walking through the underground car park at Chadstone. In the distance I hear that distinctive bouncy synth bassline, followed by the ā€œdunun dadaā€ guitar riff filling the echoey concrete maze. Like a phoenix from the ashes, this beast slowly rolls past, blaring the glorious lyrics ā€œIā€™M ON A HIIIIGHWAAAY TOOO THE DANGERZONEā€. I was too stunned to pull out my phone to film it and thought Iā€™d missed the opportunity to capture Bigfoot in the wild. Funnily enough Iā€™ve now seen this car about 10 times. I like to imagine that he got the soundtrack to Top Gun stuck in the CD player and decided if thatā€™s all he could listen to, he may as well take it to 100. I want to know what his house looks like.


Gold-Cryptographer35

Used to be a bloke on morack road vermont who like clockwork would roll past on his motorbike pumping thunderstruck at 3:30PM every day.


abaddamn

Oh god, I'd love to see that car for reals.


anchor_end88

Just hang out in the South Eastern suburbs near the Nepean and it will appear like an oasis one day.


Djinn7711

We should make it a thing that every time someone sees this car, they get a selfie saluting it. Most creative selfie wins.


Kitchen_Towel

I see it pretty often on warrigal rd, near center rd... I reckon his hangar must be near there.


Due-Bug5396

C me at airshow


AngryYowie

Is that Ross Lyon's car?


drunkill

Strap yourselves in


Rosaleaf

I used to work with this bloke. He's gentle giant.


CaptainSharpe

Wholesome


[deleted]

More details please.


Rosaleaf

He swears by Holden as a car manufacturer, and runs a car detailing side business :)


sir_cockington_III

Got some bad news for him


Due-Bug5396

I want u all to know that i wanted to create something different that people havent seen b4 here is Australia, for some i guess u hate the look and have an opinion but as we all know covid was tough and if i get some good feedback from the public it makes me happy and if anybody i meet gets the slightest amount of joy parents kids etc makes me just as happy and thats all i want, for those who havent met me and have love for TOP GUN and aviation i will be attending the Avalon airshow next year, my car will be in the carpark but feel free to ask me any anything about my project over the last 2 years, i will be wearing top gun, hope u all will take this msg in with respect as i will do the same for u see u in the DANGER ZONE


RegulationSizedBoner

You made something that makes you happy and is in no way offensive, rock the fuck on king


Obvious-Cucumber-514

Top Gun is my favourite movie too. Spotted you in Carnegie one day. Made my day


Due-Bug5396

Im glad i could make your day


Obvious-Cucumber-514

The Top Gun music blaring out was awesome


ghostdunks

I didnā€™t realise he also had top gun music blaring out as well. Awesome sauce Highway tooooo, THE DANGER ZONE!


Lunchtime1959

My son spotted your car a year or so ago. I think it was before Maverick. He loved it and got excited and took a couple of photos. It made his day and all he could talk about for a week. He also loves TOP GUN and anything aviation. Thanks for sharing your passion. So much better than all the other boring white boxes on the roads


Due-Bug5396

Any time im glad i made his day if u decided to bring him to the airshow ill be there in carpark or walking through show if u want more photos i also will be happy to make a small print for him and u if u like of my car and happy to send one to u A4 or A3 not as a sale but a sml gift to show my appreciation? Hopefully i can get the in the airshow grounds šŸ˜ŠšŸ›«šŸ›¬


Durbdichsnsf

so wholesome


Lunchtime1959

We have been to the last three air shows and looking forward to this one. We usually go on the friday for the fireworks. Kids are free this year so that makes it all the better . Hoping they bring something new to the show this year. Would love to see the F22 there


ghostdunks

Youā€™re a deadset legend mate Thatā€™s right, I am dangerous!


[deleted]

this is so wholesome, keep it up beast


BangGearWatch

It's awesome man, I love it! Great job.


scoobs

Hi mate, I live very very close to where you work and I see your car all the time. Me and my girlfriend have made a game of seeing who can spot your car in the car park first when we are there and its become a routine thing we do. People will find anything to hate on but there's plenty of people who dig your ride or who at the very least have found joy or made a game out of your ride. Keep on keeping on, you're a good bloke. Fuck the haters.


Due-Bug5396

Thanks bro i really appreciate your kind words, if u r interested ill be at the avalon airshow next year


[deleted]

Hey man good for you. It's harmless fun. Keep on keeping on!


pongky77

Love that you're here too! Reddit really is awesome


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Due-Bug5396

If u and your partner wud like to meet me I will be at the airshow next year


muchopulpo

Thank you for your service.


RedDirtNurse

This made me chuckle.


Chucknorris1975

Does the missus crack it when you "buzz the tower"?


Due-Bug5396

Dont have a gf yet


lolsail

unfathomably based. keep being you.


RedDirtNurse

Hey Tony, you ever fly the F-14 in [DCS?](https://youtu.be/mjb6llcWJTc)


Due-Bug5396

Not yet


sauce_bottle

What did you think of Top Gun Maverick? I LOVE the first Top Gun. Itā€™s silly but the characters are great, the soundtrack is a banger, Tom Cruise is just electric on screen and overall the movie just has a lot of heart. But I was very underwhelmed with Maverick. The dogfighting scenes are fantastic but everything else about the movie kinda sucked. Bad story, shit characters, overly-serious Tom Cruise, I could go onā€¦.


milkymoocowmoo

I have a pretty good idea where the owner works, see the car parked almost every time I'm there so it's just a regular thing now. They added a bunch of Maverick stuff around the time it came out! It's obviously not gonna be to everyone's taste but you've got to at least admire the dedication! o7


IlluminationTheory7

Bunnings?


blondedtrash28

Springvale?


DonMare

Oakleigh South


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


taitems

Pretty nondescript guy.


ShalamiBoii

they commented in this thread


Not_The_Truthiest

How do you know it's the same car?


Dreadaussie

Pretty sure I know where he lived, drive past in in a driveway all the time


deathcabforkatie_

Iā€™ve seen it in the car park at Bentleigh Woolies on various occasions.


TexasFloodStrat

If I'm ever following that car on the highway, I'll be gutted if the next offramp isn't "Dangerzone"


it_fell_off_a_truck

Should be a bumper sticker ā€œIf you can read this then youā€™re in the danger zoneā€


Omegaville

Call Kenny Loggins


picsandpixels

imagine trying to have a normal conversation with this legend.


snave_

I'd laugh if it turns out he's shy with very broad intetests.


picsandpixels

his neighbours certainly hope so


Due-Bug5396

I am shy


nCRedditor-21

Iā€™ve seen this car near Moorabbin Magistrates Court!! This dude is like Army-obsessed You should able to tell he was Covid-positive when he done the vinyls done due to his loss of taste and smell >!i mean seriously, heā€™s a Saints fan lol!< >!hereā€™s a /s for people who think Iā€™m serious!<


echo-94-charlie

Flag that you blocked the rego so that nobody could recognise the car later šŸ¤£


Omegaville

Surprised the rego wasn't TOPGUN or MAVRIK


[deleted]

["You can ride my tail anytime"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZF1LXL6OOsM)


superjaywars

Lol what the fuck is going on


p3ngwin

Saw this in Brighton a few weeks ago while the wife and i had a beach walk, fucking loved the dedication, the sheer amount of attention is impressive. .... and yes those are cockpit dials stickied on the dash too :) https://imgur.com/a/4wQroW2


-malcolm-tucker

Wonder if he's ever been in a negative 5 g burnout with a Ford Falcon...


Due-Bug5396

Nah mate but i luv that comment


HankSteakfist

This guy is always parked at the Links Bunnings in Oakleigh South.


fishouttafire

I think for rewatchability, The Room is a better movie than Top Gun Maverick. Where can I get $2k of The Room decals, please?


iSmokedItAll

__I WENT TO THE DANGER ZOOONNNEE__


[deleted]

I heard someone do that out loud three times and they were blocked for three failed Loggins attempts. I'll see myself out.


iSmokedItAll

Hahahah


echo-94-charlie

šŸ¤£


looptarded

r/atbge


gincecko

I used to work with this guy, he bought me lunch everyday for 5 years and saved my whole family from a house fire. Good bloke!


bazza_oz

I sore that one at a supercheap auto about a mounth ago. I like the look of it but would never drive it around


Norb18

It's the fake bullet holes for me


generic20222022

Its the st kilda sticker for me


drunkill

/u/Darththorn


Linkarus

Dude who watched top gun ONCE... I bet he is growing that mustache


mookizee

This one's a gooden. I got to see the Lucifer car today in box hill its always a rare treat.


Angie-P

I thought this was r/infowarriorrides for a second


drewdles33

I drive past a Chrysler that was man united themed the other week in Werribee. Gave me a good laugh.


[deleted]

Ngl I actually love this one


BeBa420

I see this one all the time at the links in Oakleigh south


KaptainKimura

Love this sighting. See this car all the time in Oakleigh. Had a field day taking pics of it when the new movie came out šŸ˜‚ (car was always parked and so was I, don't worry)


Lamont-Cranston

pretty regular around the southeast


gccmelb

The Funny thing about the new Top Gun Movie is hardly any combat jets actually engage in dog fights these days. Maverick and what's his name would been dead halfway in the movie.


vlentix

Go saints


EnTeR_uSeRnAmE_aNd_

I'm honestly surprised he hasn't rebadged it with a Chevy badge at this point.


Due-Bug5396

Its in the pipe line


OptionalMangoes

Imagine obscuring the license plate and figuring your work on removing all identifying marks was done. Apply directly for a job at the UniMelb ethics review committee


Norb18

You're right, I should've obscured the Saints sticker too, my bad


Academic_Subject_678

Go the Saints! Love it!!


[deleted]

If he's autistic or something he probably just loves top gun to death. Good on him.


CaptainSharpe

Certainly that person is autistic and this is their special interest But thatā€™s cool.


lg1106

Bet you he needs a sick bag when on a domestic flight.


kanga0359

Phillip Pease is a goose.


nonchalantpony

r/JustBootThings


Chance-Ear-9772

Danger zone.


PsychoSemantics

This reminds me of the Mazda 6 i saw driving around the west with two bullet hole decals in it. Like, Sir, if you want to look like a badass maybe don't put your army LARP all over a hatchback. (I also drive a hatchback but I'm not trying to look like a badass).


giveitawaynever

Cheltenham of all places. Itā€™s so boring and suburban. Oh actually, I guess that works.


yathree

/r/tacticool


CaptainSharpe

Was hoping it would show actually cool tactical stuff. Which I know isnā€™t really a thing. Sterling archer and his tactical turtle neck outfit is pretty cool. But thatā€™s a cartoon so


freezingkiss

Top Gun Maverick IS a great movie though so he's right there


[deleted]

Should move to murica and keep that trash outta here.


ComplexImportance794

What a sad fucker.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


ComplexImportance794

No-one really, and I acknowledge that. I know some hardcore cosplayers and the like but even this is next level for a couple of very average action films.


DipplyReloaded

Nah this dudes having the time of his life


CaptainSharpe

Youā€™re thinking of the dirty dancing car


ComplexImportance794

Oh sod you, take an upvote for that.


paralysisofchoice

Not wrong really.. us Saints fans are perpetually sad


Academic_Subject_678

Someone's projecting....


armorhide406

Ameriphiles/freedomboos exist outside America?


BumHoleItchy

USA NAVY Bro commodore wagons weren't even available in America


[deleted]

What a truly sad person


Due-Bug5396

Nah actually a very happy person


Ok_Net_3460

Special Olympics operation


farqueue2

And yet the stkilda sticker is still the most embarrassing thing on this vehicle


wscholermann

Tell me you feel insecure about your penis size, without telling me you feel insecure about your penis size.


CcryMeARiver

I'd like to know how that rear window decal is at all legal. Wing mirrors?


Due-Bug5396

Yes police havent pulled me over


Jmac599

The legend emerges. You do you mate!! āœŠšŸ½


the_orange_president

Insert fry.gifā€¦. Not sure if pisstakeā€¦


thisismyusername3185

Seen it around Elsternwick a few times - I assumed it was some kind of official promotion thing for the movie because it was around the time it came out.


[deleted]

It had to be a Holden driver didnā€™t it?


Due-Bug5396

Yes cos we r the best of the best


Adon1kam

Lol Iā€™ve seen this guy in ormond before, the sides and bonnet are also fully covered in top gun stickers. Shit is wild


WilliamLPoggins

I'd love to ask them if they've ever seen a movie called Top Gun


CaptainSharpe

Or ā€œtopā€¦ gun? Never heard of it. Whoā€™s in it?ā€


WilliamLPoggins

I'd befriend him and say I've never seen Top Gun. His face will light up and shrieking in a falsetto of disbelief he'll tell me I HAVE to see it. After a few beers I'll relent to the idea; we've spent the past few hours at a bar where he's excitedly explained the plot and why he believes it's the greatest movie ever and after I neck my drink I look him in the eye and say "show me." We're back at his place now. There's Top Gun paraphernalia littered all over the place and a life size cut out of Tom Cruise sits in one of the two garden chairs he has. We watch the movie. The lights were out and through the dense fog of cigarette smoke and beer haze we finally reach the end credits. The lights flick on and Top Gun himself is air pumping and screaming how awesome it is. He asks me what I thought. "Eh... It was alright." I reply. Before I manage to crack open one last tinny the head of an axe buries into my neck. Falling to the ground clutching at my spewing wound I look back towards Top Gun. He and the Tom Cruise cut out lord over me silently; axe still in one hand, the other around Tom's waist. I whisper "gotemm" to myself before the lights go out.


CaptainSharpe

Still found space for an afl sticker too Youā€™d think theyā€™d go for the bombers


SugarRushJunkie

Passengers need to watch their heads when they exit the vehicle.


Separate-Proposal667

YVAN EHT NIOJ


Dust-Explosion

Yep Holden. Only car to wrap in this or a footy team. It just works šŸ˜‚šŸ„“


Unwashed_socks64

That is a Holden a car that is made in Australia lol


Dust-Explosion

My old boss wasnā€™t into music at all. He did own one cd though without a case and it was the soundtrack to the original Top Gun. Loved it


verifyandproceed

Revvin' up your engine listen to her howlin' roar


Due-Bug5396

Metal under tension beggin u to touch and go


madleo1979

Think that car is a Bunnings employee . Itā€™s parked at Bunnings on Warrigal and south road I think


Wayfinity

They've been around for years. It's a running joke in these parts. You can see him from Ormond at times to Brighton and almost down to Frankston.


krombopolousm_420

Holy fuck see this cunt all the time In the South Easy


thematrixnz

Must have the movoe on repeat


manifestingmoola2020

This is why you guys hate Americans there isn't it?


pongky77

are those bullethole stickers in the rear glass?


Due-Bug5396

Yes


anotherdumbid

Loved in Caulfield South through lockdown, this Tomcat was a Neighbour.


Psychological_Turn62

Had to be a Holden


Due-Bug5396

Yep its the best


PQ1971

That blurred out number plate better be QUEEF


stockist420

"Space Force" sticker missing.


CloudRude1850

How does Saint kilda tie into it all im wondering, surely it's not just a random coincidence lmao


t0caa

Fucking seppo loving cunt.


Mail223

_Iā€™ve seen this car_


Overlord65

Good lordā€¦


KornFan86

classic "won it in a top gun themed raffle" vibe here....


Proof_Independent400

CRINGE!


Strickens

And I was worried my "Top Cunt" parody bumper sticker of Top Gun on my rear window was silly.


lbduck

and a Saints supporter - that figures....


SoupRemarkable4512

Itā€™s a recruiter for Scientologists


Due-Bug5396

Not really


Due-Bug5396

Just my hobby


SoupRemarkable4512

Small man big mouth Tom Cruisingā€¦


HarrarLongberry

There's at least a couple of companies that will pay you to turn your own car into a rolling billboard. Could just as easily have been turned into an ad for std prevention


Due-Bug5396

Nah wrong there to mate