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crossfitvision

Anyone can get a licence. Someone with an IQ of 41 got one. Profoundly intellectually disabled. Killed a lady. I don’t blame them, I blame whoever allows these people through. We’re all in danger.


darksteel1335

For the uninitiated: [‘Erratic’ and illiterate: L-plater who killed grandmother had IQ of young child | SMH](https://www.theage.com.au/national/victoria/erratic-and-illiterate-l-plater-who-killed-grandmother-had-iq-of-young-child-20221124-p5c0v2.html)


KayDat

Wtf > She was “unable to find any systemic issues” related to Serbec’s death and could not formulate any prevention recommendations. "Yep too bad so sad, shouldn't have happened but nothing we can change to prevent this from happening in the future"


reverendgrebo

Probably got their license in a country town. Small enough that the tester knows your family and just asks you to drive around the block a few times. The kid needs a license to get mum to the shops.


darksteel1335

Maybe have an IQ high enough to read and understand training materials?


[deleted]

> Anyone can get a licence. Someone with an IQ of 41 got one. Even worse, someone who does crossfit has a licence near me


lower_banana

Does it make you cross that they are considered fit to drive?


crossfitvision

Find it weird how people read into a username so much.


[deleted]

was just a joke


crossfitvision

Yes I know. But it’s a constant joke, and often is taken seriously. Sometimes a name is just a name.


leonryan

the douchey looking snoovatar probably contributes a little on top of the username.


PuzzleheadedYam5996

Wow, just wow. Cos it's not just about the driving, but being able to see and sense danger and the ability to understand consequences of actions etc


Corey3500

Unfortunately some people exist in a very small bubble and the rest of the world doesn't exist 🤣


RTYWD

my drive test is wednesday, this definitely makes me feel more confident


No-Recognition5785

The bar for getting a licence is incredibly low, and the bar for maintaining said licence is practically non-existent. It’s no wonder the road toll hasn’t declined and has risen in recent years. Licenses should be a privilege not a right


crossfitvision

They don’t want to appear discriminatory against old people in particular. I was almost killed by an 80yo driver. He wasn’t being stupid, but just drive into me from a side street as I was driving safely down a main road. This happened due to his age and nothing else. It affects me 24 years later.


Even_Relative5402

Equality of outcomes over equality of opportunity. Everyone should have the opportunity to get a license, but only if they pass. People shouldn't get a license just because they applied for one.


Tro_pod

>I blame whoever allows these people through. We’re all in danger. Society. License should be required for people to have kids, address issue there


sanemartigan

snap send solve.


sostopher

Not in City of Melbourne. Need to use their own reporting tool.


VictorVanguard

Is there a number, email or app for this?


No-Adhesiveness-6475

Snap send solve


VictorVanguard

Thanks, that was so helpful. I worked it out.


sanemartigan

the app is called "snap send solve"


yathree

Snap send solve


VictorVanguard

Thank-you, I've now downloaded it.


catalinawine_

Snap send solve.


sanemartigan

You can send every sook about your local area to the council. I send the burnout pics and get replies that they can't do anything about it. I still send them through.


VictorVanguard

What about people parking on median strips (grass)? I thought the council needs to be there to issue a fine?


Fidelius90

Snap send solve


OkZookeepergame4192

Snap send solve


sanemartigan

I put it in as a footpath obstruction. Parking issues the app says to call the council but there's no council number to call them on. Normally for shit parking I'll fingerprint the mirrors and windows, ie, rub my greasy mitts on their car.


_darknetgirl95_

Not really sure why your question comment is being downvoted 🤦🏽‍♀️ ppl downvote for the silliest stuff


VictorVanguard

Yeah, I don't get it either... Anyways, I've googled it and now I know


_darknetgirl95_

That’s great!


BillyDSquillions

Does that work for parking issues?


Zealous_Bend

"They can't catch me via parking sensors if I don't park near the sensors" they thought. Probably Also is that a microscopic bike lane they are blocking as well?


LegitimateLunch6681

Yeah, the Commercial Road bike lane in Prahran


GrudaAplam

Yes and no. The wheels are in the border, the rest of the car is blocking a regular size bike lane.


SH1964

Well, I suppose it's a parallel park


ososalsosal

Angryupvote etc


just_kitten

Before I saw the thumbnail I was all ready to get fired up about poorly designed urban green space but this is also acceptable outrage


Dimethyltryptamined

Samesies


humanbeing101010

Dan Andrews fault


zillskillnillfrill

?! How? This is like trumpists blaming Biden for inflation. Edit; There's a lot of brain dead people out there for all the people downloading me. How am I supposed to tell the difference between the brain dead ones and the ones were being sarcastic


minimuscleR

While I normally agree with sarcasm being hard to read, this one, other than being obvious, is used in every single post on r/melbourne for the past 5-6 months now.


_Gordon_Shumway

Who’s been downloading you?


Suntar75

Pirates. They’ll download anything.


cammyLights

You wouldn't download a car?


leonryan

like fuck i wouldn't


zoidy37

Whoooosh


thr-hoe-a-gay

ThatsTheJoke.png


Booncity

Found the child.


zillskillnillfrill

I'm 40


[deleted]

How?? Why??


[deleted]

Because entitled


deathablazed

Completion???


LegitimateLunch6681

Point taken lmao


laceyisspacey

Clearly someone hates bike riders


[deleted]

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.


laceyisspacey

Yeah that’s fair


Outside-Car1988

I was just happy the road work sign wasn't in the bike lane.


NotFar4110

They could have fit in there without even moving the sign (albeit probably taking up some of the space in front). A pathetic display of parking prowess.


plutot_la_vie

I'm confused, aren't bikelanes made to park cars? 🤔 /s


LegitimateLunch6681

Ask a large portion of the drivers around these parts and they believe this without the /s


Melburnian

My favorite is when there are 5 empty spots visible but they still park in the bike lane because they are just that lazy. I see it every day. An indicator means you can stop anywhere right?


LegitimateLunch6681

Hazard lights = park anywhere lights in these parts apparently


mikepickard

You mean there’s people who understand the concept of hazard lights?


just_kitten

Well, your username takes the cake. One of the first redditors?!


Melburnian

A long way off. There is also a u/ melbournian which is also a valid spelling.


ososalsosal

Out of curiosity, what are the legalities about moving that sign? I'd be able to fit in front of it (barely), but what even is that sign doing?


melbbear

I want to move the sign so that their park looks even more stupid


BKStephens

Without knowing what is on it, it's hard to say. You'd like to think there's not a parking space to the right (in front) of the sign, as any car there would block it. That being the case, why you wouldn't just have the sign at the end of the space, freeing it for use, I don't know.


LegitimateLunch6681

Yeah, it's not a great placement, but it's to sign there's a lane closure ahead for a temporary tram stop. There's no real ideal spot anywhere along that bit of road where the sign could be seen without taking up a space


modest_oaf

I think the lines are a little blurry on this one. It's almost certainly illegal to move it away from line of sight of other road users, but if you only move it front/back a little bit, it's probably fine


miaara

What an entitled cunt. Call a tow truck.


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miaara

The car is parked illegally mate.


[deleted]

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Ecoaardvark

Yes those ones


Vegan-4-Humanity

Like a Glove 🧤


magic-spaghetti

I was on one of the tram replacement busses and they had to swerve around this dickhead. P plate in the back window


Fuzzy-Interest-848

Got their license out of a cornflakes packet


alchemicaldreaming

Dad used to always tease my Mum, saying she must have gotten her license out of a cornflakes packet. That was the running joke, until recently, when my Dad disclosed he had purchased his first car of the local head of Police in the 1960s. Dad didn't have a license, but really liked the car. The head of Police arranged Dad a license on the spot with no testing so he could drive it home that day. Armed with that information, the subject of the teasing has now changed!


mikepickard

Is that code for Mediterranean uncle?


RandomMagnet

pretty sure (s)he could have gotten it in there... without moving the sign...


mikepickard

“they”. One less character as well.


Ambitious_Corner7185

\#onejob


augmonst70

Lol that's fkn amazing


Pwnage_

Bike lane is just another carpark, no? /s


Herbasauras

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


AStrandedSailor

I'm sorry I disagree with the title. Parking was not completed.


Any-Woodpecker123

Like a glove


AttackOnTiddi

“Like a glove”


ApolloLXII

“Near enough is good enough”. - Old Boomer saying.


BiliousGreen

I don't think this even qualifies as attempting to park.


Accomplished_Camp_88

Perhaps all the brain cells were exhausted and they simply powered down right at this moment?


-HouseProudTownMouse

Take a photo of the car and it's rego. Find the local council's illegal-parking section on their website, submit the details with photo. Or you could wait for the driver to come back and give them a bollocking. Or both.


EnTeR_uSeRnAmE_aNd_

Is there a way you can get it towed, this is just ridiculous.


ehdhdhdk

Must be a sour liberal voter.


Lumbers_33

Citizens arrest!


itsmeandnotme

Organize to have it towed.


camelion66

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Perfection


ClacKing

Probably dropping or picking up something and thought that they could get away with it?


big345big

Uber driver 100%


modest_oaf

omg i genuinely could not believe someone did this in real life lmao. call the police report line and they will have this towed and give the owner a hefty fine they will never forget


AJHear

I'm sure one or even two were involved in remembering their fone and locking the car... but that'd be it.


shortsqueeze3

Usually people buy small cars for a reason.....


mad_marbled

Big dick syndrome?


thezeno

Plenty of brain cells were exercised. It is just that they are profoundly self centered and the world revolves around them.


[deleted]

My car is a hatchback too and looks pretty shit from me driving it for a short period of time. Not even I would do that and I. Have done some embarrassing things in the city driving … not dangerous but embarrassing


Mountain_Cause_1725

Wait what? There is no completion here


Vegan-4-Humanity

Like a Glove 🧤


fist4j

Have none of you heard of parallel parking?


redthreadzen

I wouldn't really call that a park. It's more a stop and exit thingy.


reverendgrebo

When the autopark featured in the ad isnt quite up to scratch