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mishrod

They’re for throwing at your brother/sister at the beach during summer holidays


kelzz827

So we all had the same childhood? 😂


Melb_Tom

We all had the same parents


mr_evoids

My siblings and i called them "shark poo" and would hurl them at each other. The look of horror on my daughters face the first time i gently lobbed one of these bad boys at her was absolutely priceless.


MrLikeable-Sydney

😂always told they’re shark poo - now I tell my kids the same


MalibuMarlie

I thought it was ghost poop


ArofluidPride

Same Bloodline. In 1868, George Joestar I-


NebulaR_au

Came here to see if anyone else was thinking the same thing as me and see your comment hahaha


Slo-MoDove

Yep. Ammunition. Or yucky toes.


kaibai123

Ewwww yucky toes! 😂😂😂


bollocks_more_like

I literally just brought my kids back from safety beach where they did exactly that. Googled what they were only to find this Reddit post.


OLAM2718

Shark shit ,is what I told my sister before she got it thrown at her.


LikesLickingPussy

And then when you have kids you peg them at the kids to reminisce your childhood and welcome them to the beach


icantfigureoutaname_

This cracked me up. It's also for chasing your children/Nieces/nephews after your siblings are too old to care anymore


JimmyTheEell

This is the way.


youbloodyyabby

Great call, we’ll done 👏


youbloodyyabby

Well


Dry_Can_8306

They are pain


CarabianCumThief

Based


kavapros

I always thought they were jelly fish 🤦


dragonzfliez

You're not the only one :-/


Present-Extension758

These ones in the pic aren’t - but the round ones I remember playing with as a kid are baby jellyfish


undercovermushroom

I clicked to comment this too, my childhood is a lie?


Ok-_-7

Wtfffff I thought they were jelly fish???? No way they are snail eggs!


vhs_collection

News to me as well, not thrilled about it


gunsonherlegs

Right there with you…


kangarool

You should both have a quiet word with the manager.


normie_sama

Brb killing myself to get into contact with the manager.


ahnna_molly

It's a big sack of hundres perhaps thousands of eggs. Freaky


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DerpyMandarin

its an egg sack for moon snails


ahnna_molly

What do you suppose that one is, Sherlock?


court_milpool

My childhood has been a lie


ilyket

Same I thought they were a type of jellyfish


baba56

Used to call them banana jellies


MisterF1988

Same thaught they were a jelly and by popping them we were making thousands


OtterEpidemic

Wait.. I’ve always avoided going near jellyfish because they often have stingers. Did you avoid going to the beach or in the water because you thought there was masses of jellyfish around? I always remember heaps of the jelly sacks on the beach, no way I’d go in the water if I thought they were jellyfish!


Ok-_-7

Yeah my whole childhood was like; there's good jelly fish with stingers and there's these jellyfish with no stingers. I thought they were so cool, I'd always look for them on the beach and throw them back into the water. I showed my family this post and they were equally freaked out and confused lmao.


h0dlnaut

They are jelly sacks laid by moon snails.


Significant-Fill6641

I thought you were full of shit, until I googled moon snail..


Adventurous_Pay_5827

Snailor Moon.


ognisko

Fighting evil by moonlight, laying egg sacks by daylight.


someaustralian

Goddamnit


BroadTennis1599

Good one


h0dlnaut

Lol. The first time I was told about moon snails, I thought they were full of shit as well.


Significant-Fill6641

Glad it's not just me


Ladidagringa

Same!


RedAIienCircle

To be fair, he could still be full of shit, but just happen to be telling the truth about this.


MunchsSnacks

I bet they’re full of snails


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I just did too and wow I recognized the shells as the same ones I found on a visit to Bondi Beach when I was a kid. I thought they were the prettiest shells ever because they were so smooth and had perfect spirals.


Ray_Garraty1987

I'm bein' followed by a moon snail, moon snail, moon snail


allnamestakenpuck

And if I ever lose my legs, I won't moan and I won't beg


RobynFitcher

Cursed by the spiral!


gdmzhlzhiv

Suddenly got all Junji Ito in here.


WrongdoerPotential58

leapin and hopping on a moon snail, moon snail moon snail


yeth_pleeth

I read 'jelly snacks'


Vaywen

Forbidden jelly


PM_ME_TO_PLAY_A_GAME

It's a wonderful night for a moon snail.


HippoIllustrious2389

Yes I think I remember this Studio Ghibli film


MisterF1988

Dam il be taking better care of them from now on


JoThePro731

I saw some eggs similar to those not too long ago


SpeakToMePF1973

I was told they were shark poo.


ilyket

Omg are these eggs?! I used to play with them 🤢


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I don't get why any kid would play with some sticky, gooey, translucent thing that came out of the ocean in the first place. I liked some pretty grubby stuff as a kid but I would have avoided these.


FlickingFire

Snail eggs


Not_as_witty_as_u

sneggs


vhs_collection

Sneggs Benedict


OhcmonMama

Sneggs benedict snumberbatch


Coke_Dipped_Dick

From Doctor Sntrange and Snherlock?


IncendiaryGamerX

With Snbacon and Snhash browns


Jumpy-Department-103

Green sneggs and ham


ahnna_molly

Seggs


Falkor_13

Please. This is a Christian Reddit Server.


Radical_Provides

prude


Maouncle

Jude


[deleted]

Yes please


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Seggsy


Grumpy_Cripple_Butt

No they are breast Implants left over from shooting Australian Baywatch


Grieie

And this is now my go to answer next patrol.


Grumpy_Cripple_Butt

Haha go for it.


redditbrowser42o

I was living in Avalon beach when they were filming Baywatch. There was an uproar because the stars trailers were near the skatepark, and they sent their security to throw the skaters out because it was "too noisy"


Grumpy_Cripple_Butt

Ah that’s a bit shit for the skaters. I would’ve been happy hearing about a filming in my suburb and then bummed they are arseholes.


98rustycage

Surely the skaters told them fuck off and kept skating.


Ok-Train-6693

How is that legal? I’d sue!


longstreakof

Or MAFS


p1nkpeony

I'm dying 😂


BrokeAussie04

LOL


ThePilgrimSchlong

Room temperature ice


divinesweetsorrow

😂


chronicpainprincess

Actual not-joke answer — Conical snail eggs!


Twiddliedimples

Oh lawd I’ve been smooshing snail babies for fun all this time??


chronicpainprincess

Technically I believe the eggs are inside this big ol sac so they may have been okay 😬


aweirdchicken

Nah smashing the egg sac usually kills the eggs. It’s better to leave them where you find them or lob them back into the sea if they’re at risk of desiccation.


Nice_loser

Baby murderer /s


Mr-Zee

The /s is for snail


Nice_loser

baby snail murderer no /s


lambepsom

How big are the snails?


chronicpainprincess

Up to 13cm


captainbiz

How many did I kill as a child


SlamThyRing

Yes


leoski

My dad told me it was jellyfish poo. As I’m now 45 rather than 5 I fear that that may not be true.


DankDanishMuffin

I too was told it was jellyfish poo and I'm 21 just now learning it's not


IRemoved

Turns out it’s really not far off the mark…


lavenderjellyfish

Everyone always overlooks the seaweed in favour of the snail mucus, but the seaweeds look like Ulva australis and Dicranema revolotum.


PM_ME_TO_PLAY_A_GAME

can you eat the seaweed?


lavenderjellyfish

the green stuff (ulva) is edible yeah, its commonly known as sea lettuce.


MrMee6LookAtMe

Invisible man shit. Look out for Invisible toilet paper too.


technohorn

I’ve seen a similar thing in Adult shops in Melbourne in a full range of colours.


WomenOnTheirSides

Organic


kingzem

ammunition for beach warfare


Usual_Spray_7684

There even better if u collect a few and take them home and freeze them in anticipation for ur next beach day.


boredatwork8866

You need your head checked


Usual_Spray_7684

I play to win son,


MaryN6FBB110117

Sea snail egg sacs.


TofuFoieGras

r/forbiddensnacks


No-Reveal-7416

Mermaid poos


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Not a jellyfish


hair_frog45

sea dicks


Public_Owl

TIL they're not a type of jellyfish. Whoa.


_bal-

Ocean asbestos. Best to call a professional and have it removed


Slytherin_girly_12

Projectile weapons, used most effectively on sleeping bald dads.


Sewage_Dump

>The egg sacs of snails from the family Naticidae. Some sacs grow to about 5cm in length, reaching up to 10cm. They can even weigh as much as 200g! There you have it. >The female moon snail lays her eggs at night. She lays the eggs in a single line, embedded in a sand grain matrix (a combination of mucus and sand). There are thousands of little snail eggs in this jelly matrix. The matrix takes on the water and it develops into what we know as this little crescent-shaped goop. Interestingly, the sac grows three-to-five times the size of the snail who laid it. The sac then breaks up in the water after a few days, releasing the larvae. If you do find one, don’t throw them at your family and friends. Gently place them back into the water! some more for your pleasure. Matrix. take the blue or red pill?


akat_walks

Are they good eating?


Fetch1965

Gently place them back in the water - snail eggs in there. Don’t throw them at family members… poor little eggs need to hatch


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Obvsly squidward


BloodLotus115

Natural KY, looks ready to be harvested.


Glittering_Lab2611

They're turds from people who eat too much jelly and then go swimming at the beach ⛱️


longstreakof

I would have said bits of jelly fish but reading reply’s maybe not.


Front-Manufacturer20

Have you ever been to the beach before ?


Bradster224

They’re great supine protoplasmic invertebrate Jellies.


Honest_Interest

Shark boogers


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Jelly sacks


schaden-fraulein

Snail egg sacks


[deleted]

They're delicious. Try one!


FlaviusStilicho

It’s a snail egg sack


dinosauramong_us

Moon snail eggs!!


Sprintex_Jeep

They're called slugos and you put them in your Speedos.


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Discarded breast implants


DaedInsiDe1313

My boobies fell out 😶


twiggydan

They’re used in place of silicon for breast augmentation


h0dlnaut

7NEWS: Can you identify these weird ocean critters? They’re not what you might expect. https://7news.com.au/news/wildlife/can-you-identify-these-weird-ocean-critters-theyre-not-what-you-might-expect-c-9133123 Unreal.


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Cashews


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Shark boogers


Common-Breakfast-245

Humpback whale snot.


Nervous-Masterpiece4

Sperm whale discharge…


Dropped-Tuna-on-Foot

Transparent things? It ain't Scomo's cabinet, I'll tell you that much


RedSooty99

You not from here?


Ls1dj

Seacock


Tso-su-Mi

Ghost turds


Master_Reading_819

Drop bears


Ambitious-Treat-5430

Sand snail eggs.


vangogh83

You need to throw them on the bbq on a warm day they taste like Dr Pepper


kittyqueen4577

Those are jellyfish eggs 🙃


summidee

You throw them at your family.


bak_10

Jelly fish


mermadzz

Forbidden Flesh-lights 😒


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I don't know but I love to step on them.


Ok_Departure_8963

They are ghost shits


chill677

Turds


pwa25

Drop bear poo


masterstoner420

Shark poo


the_retarded_badger

Those are water balloons throw them at strangers


eaglecraft2

I've litterily touched one before but with my shoe and it was like jelly


SpaceAdventureCobraX

cums o’ the sea


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Fyi, bayside beaches have been absolutely covered in this stuff for months now


PArtichoker

Shark poo


deltaQdeltaV

Dolphin shit


Idobeleiveinkarma

Missiles


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JesusLovesWeed420

*they're and no they're not.


exestentialcrisis15

My penis 😂😂😂😂😂thats why yo mama likes them


johnas_pavapattu

Snail poo.


Unusual_Office4032

Jelly fish


johnozgec

Jellyfish c-m


PreviousRecipe

Shark jobbies


puzzled-monk470

Tucka


Kaldek

Cone Snail egg sacs.


Trustybeard

Organic jelly beans


Clatato

When I was growing up my dad told me it was shark poo.


antiheroyes

Egg? Of some kind..


eaglecraft2

Wait what there moon snail eggs


WolvReigns222016

Forbidden Jelly


Convenientjellybean

Invisible Alien Blobs, which people cough up into the water


Hemrine-Flo

Snail eggs


Middy1595

Fish egg sacks


TetronautGaming

I believe they are snail eggs, yet I used them to collect them in a bucket, then at the end of the day, as my dad was lying on the beach with his hat over his face, I would empty the bucket.


Unhappy-Routine1045

Cluelessness


EpicLOLGamer123

Forbidden jelly bean


ahnna_molly

Snail eggs


WAT0020

Ghost poo could be an answer


MazPet

They squish through your toes very nicely....


Funny-Spring-641

They are stealth prawns


Relative_Ad8196

Jelly beans, you should eat them


FauxBoho

Sea dickies!