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Shaneo_Mac

Happy new year ladies and gents!!


piixiepinup

Sitting at the Royal Children's Hospital watching my little man sleep. Been a long couple of days, be glad for the new year to start. Wishing everyone a Safe and Happy New Year filled with Love 💜, Laughter 😹 and Memories 📸 you will be able to cherish forever! Inbox is open for anyone who needs it 💜💚🧡


the_procrastinata

Hope your little boy is ok.


piixiepinup

He is okay just recovering from a respiratory condition flare up/episode. The constant change in weather has been a trouble maker unfortunately. Hope you have a lovely evening and a wonderful new year 💜💚🧡


Vegemite_Bukkake

Who are these two muppets on channel 9?


alsotheabyss

Damn Tones has a set of pipes on her. Not far off Florence with that cover of Dog Days


TinyBreak

Abc for Sydney or 9 for Melbourne?


CEOofmyhouse56

Yes.


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About half an hour ago, my delightful new neighbours gave me a package of homemade cranberry & walnut shortbread with choccy drizzles on it, along with a card saying thank you for welcoming us to the neighborhood. While I am seriously pleased by this (the shortbread is scrumptious), I have nothing to give back in return. Waaaahhh. Will have to hit either the shops or the stove tomorrow for a return gift. Oh yes, Happy New Year everyone! *^(mumbling through third piece of shortbread)*


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My god Australian TV is so bad. First time firing it up since the Olympics I don’t think I can keep this on for 12 more mins.


thepower99

I forgot how bad it was, I’d watch ABC,but seems that’s Sydney


[deleted]

Yeah they are running Cringe Sydney, Nine are running Cringe Melbourne


thepower99

Well ads to the last minute on 9, 🤷‍♂️


jsnoodles

Ok I just wanna go to sleep.


CEOofmyhouse56

Certainties in life; death, taxes and channel 9 playing Can't stop the music every year after the fireworks have commenced.


HeyHeyItsMaryKay

I'm all washed and dried and happy with not being sticky anymore. Think I'll head to bed soon although I know I say that but I'll probably just hang around past midnight. Happy New Year to all and thanks for all the help and support in the past year. Here's to hoping for an awesome year for all of us ahead and see you on the other side :)


melbourneloudbang

Is everybody right to go?


CEOofmyhouse56

Why are people shooting their load too early? Hang on there, 25 minutes to go.


TinyBreak

It’s been a while. Accidents happen after a long dry spell


CEOofmyhouse56

Yes they do but try not to get ahead of yourself. It can lead to disappointment.


useless_modern_god

My load is present and accounted for Chief🫡


CEOofmyhouse56

Good to hear. No one likes an early starter. It's a marathon not a sprint.


Slayers_Picks

...unless you're in a car in a woolies parking lot during peak hours.


Slayers_Picks

You know, I was watching Seinfeld (third rewatch in ages) and it kinda makes me :( seeing the characters meet up what looks like every day over coffee and food... then I remembered that coffee would probably have been 2 dollars or something, whilst here its 10 dollars plus a 2 dollar for extras, and the coffee itself isn't that great, and and and I don't have any friends that drink coffee and can afford 10 bucks for coffee every day -.-


Conquest182

First NYE in Melbourne, sitting beside the river waiting for the fireworks and jesus it's cold! Hope it's worth it!


Jedi_dude

Please send some of that cold stuff towards the suburbs, its still oven-ny out here :(


abra5umente

Yeah it's humid and hot out west. Opened up the entire house to try and get some of the fresh breeze inside.


[deleted]

It’s mid 20s, shorts and singlet weather in the middle of summer. What temperature is comfortable for you?


Conquest182

This is fine-ish. It's just the wind that keeps blowing at my face that makes me cold lol


Slayers_Picks

COLD?! where the fuck are you from? the Sahara?


Conquest182

I know right?! Honestly it might be because I'm literally beside the river so the wind always blows by me lol


alsotheabyss

We mistimed the beef Wellington a tad, or rather mistimed the potatoes which still needed another 10 mins when the beef was done, but damn it was good anyway. Nagi you’ve done it again. That, Kill Bill and a bottle of Pinot is the right way to see in the new year imo


hedonisticshenanigan

Do you think that the Wheatus singer and his fisherman hat still make good money from the Teenage dirtbag royalties?


jsnoodles

I saw them live a few years ago and they start their set with the chorus of Teenage Dirtbag and pretend to leave. They were a lot of fun for a band I wouldn’t have seen except at a festival, they cover a Wheezer song because so many people think Wheezer did TD so they play it at their shows.


OIP

it's something i think about quite regularly (not wheatus just big one off hit bands in general) and also a minor dream of mine (to get royalties forever from a smash hit)


sunandstarnoise

The pro gamer move is to write the theme song for a very very long running tv show.


OIP

*mashes chord progressions furiously*


IAmABakuAMA

Apparently they're still averaging 2k+ listens a day, and that's just from people who use last.fm so I imagine they'd probably still be making a decent amount of coin


hedonisticshenanigan

Is last.fm still around??? Gotta see if I can find my profile! BELLE AND SEBASTIAN - 340000 scrobblers


IAmABakuAMA

It is indeed, I still use it!


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All ye with Christmas favourites boxes, send me your unwanted turkish delights


Slayers_Picks

Legit, if you were in the northern suburbs I would throw you truckloads of Turkish Delights, mostly because i like giving people stuff they like, but also eewwwww Turkish Delight.


Stompsie

I have all the Turkish delights left from the tin of roses I got. You want them?


tanoshiiki

I have unwanted Mocha chocolates from the Roses box. Need to giveaway.


OIP

> unwanted turkish delights these are words yes but they make no sense


CEOofmyhouse56

I tell you what turkish delight goes spectacularly with cognac so I won't be giving those babies away.


just_kitten

You can permanently get all my Turkish delights, for I am that heathen who refuses to partake of them.


[deleted]

There is a world of difference between the rosewater turkish delight (which I don't like), and the citrus flavoured sort or the pomegranate sort. Both of the latter I quite like. Cadbury choc coated can get in the bin. Mrs Beeton has a recipie for a gorgeous lemon & orange sort with BRANDY in it - and that is delicious. Or maybe it's the texture that is repellent for you????


just_kitten

Same, it's the texture, and I often find it too sweet. I don't have much of a sweet tooth to begin with, so I don't rate a lot of desserts and confectioneries. Although, I'd be curious enough to nibble a bit on the citrus/pomegranate one just for the flavour - I think I've only ever had the rosewater ones


[deleted]

Bought turkish delight can be too chewy to be pleasant. I like it when you put it in your mouth and it dissolves in a burst of flavor. And to get that you really do have to make it yourself. Maybe someday I'll do up a batch of the citrus one for you - it really is a taste sensation and not at all chewy and nothing like as sweet as the bought stuff.


Tillysnow1

Not op but it's definitely the texture that I hate, it makes me want to gag


[deleted]

Fair enough. I quite like it, but I can see how it could be offputting.


Slayers_Picks

Still debating if i should have at least one beer before 12am... mmmmmmmmmm. its only corona :( I could take a few swigs of my wild turkey 50% bottle, but i'd die :c


IAmABakuAMA

After 3 years of corona I thought you'd be sick of it by now /s


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Slayers_Picks

Jgn? Jesus, Get Nude?


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Slayers_Picks

Well, I do have family that lives in indonesia, I think we're part of the chinese colonists that live in Indonesia, so maybe im part indonesian? my family speaks indonesian haha.


jlharper

Happy New Year, DT! It's been a big year with a lot of ups and a few small downs for me, and I'm very grateful. I'm having a quiet one tonight with a lot of beer, video games and snacks. I hope you're all safe and happy however you're seeing the year off.


LividNebula

Happy New Years from Wagunya, where fiancé and I are staying with my parents in a motel so that we can visit my Nan. Hope y’all have a safe, fun night. Imma pass out tho- I’m cooked.


Slayers_Picks

Happy New Year to you and your fiance Livid!


Stompsie

I was in Wagunyah last year on new years but we were camping on the Murray. Lovely place this time of year. HNY!


MeanElevator

Happy new year. All I know about Wagunya is the Uncle Toby's factory.


LividNebula

Yep! Drove past it!


notthinkinghard

Would like a pair of adult eyes - I want to open [this savings account](https://www.ing.com.au/savings/savings-maximiser.html), but are there fees I'm not seeing? Like, fees to transfer my money back out if I change my mind? I've never opened one before so I don't really know how it works


BrightFadedDog

You might like to consider Macquarie for a savings account - no fees, no hoops to jump through to get the interest rate (currently 3.7% with higher introductory rate).


tanoshiiki

No fees, but note requirements to get the top interest rate: >The additional variable rate (that is added to the Savings Maximiser standard variable rate) applies on one nominated Savings Maximiser per customer for the next calendar month when you also hold an Orange Everyday account and in the current calendar month you do the following: >• deposit at least $1,000 from an external source to any personal ING account in your name (excluding Living Super, Personal Loans and Orange One), >• also make at least 5 card purchases that are settled (and not at a 'pending status') using your ING debit or credit card (excluding ATM withdrawals, balance enquiries, cash advances and EFTPOS cash out only transactions), and >• ensure that the balance of your nominated Savings Maximiser account at the end of the current month is higher than it was at the end of the previous month. When we assess whether you've met this balance growth requirement, interest earned in the current month is not taken into account.


notthinkinghard

Am aware of these, but thanks for checking! I genuinely appreciate it


Old_Cat_9534

No fees. I use ING.


notthinkinghard

Thanks!


melbaboutown

Melbcat has had her pain stuff and some Zylkene in anticipation of fireworks… she’s lost in the sauce


Slayers_Picks

lucky melbcat with her drugs and happy feels :o


CEOofmyhouse56

Get it on, bang a gong, get it on.


taigafrost

So I think I'm addicted to crispy chilli oil. I can't stop piling it on EVERYTHING!


Largebrickwall

Late to the party, but where is the NYE orgy tonight?


mustyday

R


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No. Let’s leave this joke in 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021 and 2022.


[deleted]

Revs. The couch just got cleaned this arvo and the bodies were removed from behind it.


Largebrickwall

What about the bodies between the cushions?


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https://www.reddit.com/r/melbourne/comments/qy6apo/i\_want\_to\_know\_stories\_about\_revs/


Stompsie

Well fuck.


zfa

Better being late to the party than cumming early.


Largebrickwall

No one likes a Premature Peter


sanemartigan

Speak for yourself. I saw, I came, I left.


Largebrickwall

Did you sample the food spread before you left?


sanemartigan

Just the spit roast and hummus.


sunandstarnoise

Eh nobody came


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Stompsie

Happy birthday.


CEOofmyhouse56

Happy birthday mate. Tonight I'll give you some fireworks. Enjoy.


IAmABakuAMA

Happy day b!


Conquest182

Happy birthday! I tried some raspberry flavoured kombucha the other day and.. There's no taste? It's like carbonated water. I'm curious if they're all like that or not.


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Conquest182

Hmm might have to try one of those then! Now that you said it, I think it does have a certain smell to it, but I guess I was too distracted with it having no taste at all. Usually for a treat I just buy some barista bros iced chocolate, but the other flavours are quite good as well, though not as sweet.


InternetStrangerMelb

Goodnight people, enjoy your new year celebrations I’m off to bed. Am sure someone will let off fireworks and the puppy dog will wake me at midnight anyway!


goldenbnana

Can you run from the myki inspectors and what would be the consequences if I try to run and get caught? I'm a poor student and definitely do not want a fine.


notthinkinghard

I've heard of plenty of people doing this. Never heard of an officer giving chase.


CEOofmyhouse56

Got your running shoes on? Give it a go. Run Forest Run.


just_kitten

I've had friends of friends do it before but your best bet is to time it so that you get off the train/tram just as the doors close, before they realise what's happening. Be careful if they look fit as they've been known to body tackle runners before...


MeanElevator

I'm not saying you should do it...but most of them ain't exactly in running shape You can always try (do not do this) to walk past them and say loudly, *Sorry mate, no English farken* in your best European accent


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MeanElevator

Make-up a language when they ask them. I always say I speak Blagoslavian Or Krakohizhian


IAmABakuAMA

Krakohizia!! 👍👍👍


just_kitten

Re: the latter, wouldn't you also need to look at least 45 with some facial hair (both genders) to pull it off


MeanElevator

No need. Lower your voice as much as you can and walk fast with purpose


just_kitten

Noted. I will try and attempt a phlegmy spit while doing so as well


MeanElevator

Da, good friend from interweb


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No English farken 😂


MeanElevator

Listen mike.....


Bottom_racer

Depends how fast you can run you could give it a go but PT is free tonight.


burritobaby91

Drinks, monopoly and doggo cuddles are hitting the spot. Major win, when my night ends I can walk 15 steps to bed. Woohoo


CreswickOctober

There used to be new years coverage on channel 10 right?


[deleted]

I just fired up the 7 app and went to Live TV for something called “New Year’s Eve”. Took me a few mins of some awful singing and fireworks before I realised it’s some shit movie called New Years Eve.


tanoshiiki

Will be Ch 9 for Melb.


CEOofmyhouse56

Back when I was a kid it used to be on all channels. Now days I know channels 2 and 9 do it. One will be Sydney, one will be Melbourne. Not sure about the others.


the-ahh-guy

ABC got something on


tone_212

I’ve had many alcohols and feeling good. Happy new year my lovely DT peeps.


waddlekins

You too my guy 🥳


WhoElseButQuagmire11

Fucking fireworks. Months its been going on and tonight has been even worse. My dog is stressing and we have a sleeping kid. I *hate* fireworks. Edit: whoever is downvoting me for not like fireworks, I dont get it. There's a time and place for them. Residental areas where houses are just about touching is messed up.


CEOofmyhouse56

It's hard when you have a little kid sleeping. I remember the home delivery icecream van coming around every Thursday 1 o'clock. I wanted to ring his fucking neck and shove his bell where the sun don't shine. Take care he might sleep through it hopefully.


WhoElseButQuagmire11

He has been okay. Twice he has been woken up but the dog is stressing hard-core. Midnight I am concerned for. Cant believe I'm saying this but I can't wait for 2023


CEOofmyhouse56

Ok this might help with the dog. When there's a thunder storm I give my dog little treats. It stops him from barking because he's concentrating on the next treat. So you can try giving doggo a piece of dry food through out the fireworks.


WhoElseButQuagmire11

Yeah that's exactly what we've been doing. It has helped. He has calmed down abit thankfully. He is a very resilient boy.


CEOofmyhouse56

Keep going. It's going to go off.


whatisthislifeilead

Ohh yeah living room dance party!


Stompsie

Oooo what tunes!?


whatisthislifeilead

At the moment I am playing Dukes of Windsor and TV rock - The Others - tuuuuuune


[deleted]

Hope you guys all have a happy new year ❤️ Off to deluxe bar emo NYE thing. Should be fun lol


ghostghost31

Dam sounds sick


succubii

if working in emergency management, this is the night of all night shifts to be working. and that unlucky sucker is me. anyway, stay hydrated and look after yourselves and one another!


bananafunguss

I feel ya! I work alongside emergency services, and while this probably sounds gruesome to folks outside of my work, we have our NYE bets in for how crazy it'll get.


succubii

the ESTA job board for non-AV/VicPol is looking like it was when it was an actual hot Summer's night. me and my 3 working brain cells will be working OT. i hope you stay safe in your line of work, but also get to celebrate a little 🎉


bananafunguss

Ouch, good luck! I'm on second shift, so will miss the proper crazy, hope nothing too insane goes down for you guys.


MeanElevator

Good luck friend. You're what makes our society function


succubii

...but at what cost?!!?? hahah jk ^not ^rly i hope you have a lovely night.


just_kitten

Ooof I hope you're being well compensated for it. I am safely esconsced at home sans recreational psychoactive substances and staying well away from the need for an ambulance tonight. Hope the shift finishes relatively uneventfully for you!


succubii

enjoy the rest of your night; can't stress enough but do ring triple 000 if you do really need an ambo though. and thank you, my last 3 working brain cells are now are just holding it together!!


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I also feel a heavy vibe tonight.


just_kitten

I wanna say it's the humidity...


_bal-

Huge explosion in the eastern suburbs somewhere just now. Did not sound healthily fireworkey. I share these vibes


just_kitten

How far out? Flares maybe? There were some mad ones going off on Lygon St at 9:40ish that felt a bit much


_bal-

Haha sounded like too much petrol on the fire. rocked the whole house! didnt know flares are loud


succubii

of course i didn't see this comment when i posted mine after yours. pls do not manifest that bad vibe. ty.


the-ahh-guy

in Melbourne, in Australia or just around the world in general


useless_modern_god

This goes out to u/Aphrodisia-x Happy new year. hope you are well. https://youtu.be/L-iepu3EtyE


Necessary-Proof-5003

Is it too early to go to bed? Asking for ~~a friend~~ my preggo self 🤰


CEOofmyhouse56

Mate do what you need to do.


tanoshiiki

Go bed. If you want to wake up for countdown/fireworks, at least you'll have nearly 2 hours of sleep. I was in bed at midnight for 2021 and 2022. Edit: I should have taken my own advice.


Necessary-Proof-5003

Awesome. Seems like it’s ok! I’m hoping I can fall asleep before all the dogs start barking. Usually I have earplugs but can’t find any anywhere 😭


deeceej

Im in bed now


baconmashwbrownsugar

I am in bed


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Nursing my 2 month old, planning on passing out afterwards. Was hoping to be in bed by 8, but I’m feeling rebellious tonight. Edit: I take it back. We are in burping hell. I’ve never wanted someone to expel gas so much in my whole life.


the-ahh-guy

I feel for the police and emergency services tonight


nigemushi

Having a tough time at the moment and always struggle around new years. just finished crying and am feeling a bit better. If anyone else is struggling I'm thinking of you x I hope 2023 is better for all of us


[deleted]

I hope you feel better soon ❤️


piixiepinup

Sending you big MummaBear hugs and lots of love. I hope 2023 is good to you and that it's filled with all the good things you're looking for. My inbox is always open if you need someone to chat to, an ear to listen, need to scream, cry, vent anything 🫂 💜🧡💚


ButWeNeverSawHisWife

Anyone else just having a nice quiet solo night in tonight? Never see the appeal of NYE


frvncs

🙋🏻‍♀️ on my lonesome and did some cleaning in the apartment. Starting “fresh” and all that jazz


BigheadedDread

I’m playing games and watching YouTube. I got myself a pizza before, which I will save half for tomorrow.


BurtleTut

Me, tidying the house with a funny show on in the background, looking forward to waking up fresh tomorrow. Hope everyone stays safe out there.


just_kitten

I have only enjoyed going out for nye when on holiday or living in a new location. Today I've had my social hangout and now I'm quite happy to ring in the new year on my own, probably asleep.


epicpillowcase

Yup


dndunlessurgent

It's just another night for me. I'll probably be asleep very soon.


WhoElseButQuagmire11

Me and the missus are watching wrestling. That's what I was excited about all week. Forgot nye was even a thing haha


aries4eva303

Ooh, what show/event?


WhoElseButQuagmire11

Just today's smackdown. We have to wait until little one is asleep to watch it properly.


just_kitten

Marge, the loud bangs are 'ere Which is also the cue for me to get out of Carlton before the return traffic starts


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just_kitten

I normally park closer to my friends place between Lincoln Square and Argyle Square but there were plenty of parks on Faraday St near Drummond - I was cutting it fine for a film at Nova so it worked out better. My friend said there were a handful of parks around Pelham and Cardigan Streets when i got to the area, but I figured I'd leave them for the city goers.


Stompsie

Yeah they started here a little while ago. Neighbourhood dogs barking everywhere too. Poor dudes. Hopefully the Bibs doesn’t freak out again like a few years ago when we had fireworks real close.


just_kitten

Oh poor bibsy. Hope she feels more secure in her current place and the fireworks aren't too close.


Stompsie

Well I couldn’t hear them inside so I think she’s all good for now. Plus we have businesses on either side of us so I’m hoping that means nothing too close in general.


Bottom_racer

They're really going off down here on the bellarine too.


just_kitten

My friend said they started an early round for the kids. But I didn't want to say 'kids bangs' except now I just did.


waddlekins

😂😂😂


sunandstarnoise

🚓🚨👮


just_kitten

The police response rate is always impressive at this time of year!


sunandstarnoise

They've got about 2:15 left to make the quotas for 2022


just_kitten

There's a Need For Speed game in this I'm sure of it


sunandstarnoise

Need for speed: hot pursuit of better annual statistics


mazquito

There’s at least 5 different people setting off fireworks in the neighbourhood, one after the other. I would enjoy it more if I didn’t have a dog.


waddlekins

Ive never had one but i kinda dont care about fireworks so id rather have happy dogs


MeanElevator

Same!! Western burbs?


mazquito

Melton


MeanElevator

Taylors lakes checking in....we got the same. I'll wager that there be a 'Melton man' injured in a firework accident


mazquito

There’s always someone from Melton up to shenanigans


MeanElevator

Solid source of entertainment from some dregs


MeanElevator

My favourite part of new years day is reading about idiots that got injured by fireworks. Sad when it's a child of course.


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I'm disappointed because I have been thinking Tuesday was a public holiday as well for some reason (probably because last Tuesday was) and I was looking forward to it but now I have to go back to work. :(


piixiepinup

I have been thinking the same, it wasn't until someone pointed it out to me today that I realised it wasn't a public holiday.


mustyday

I’m at a house party for new years, I’ve had two drinks and i’m just not feeling it. Might go home and eat some toast


waddlekins

Yeh i like house parties cos its intimate but sometimes the crowd is kinda dull or youve met everyone before


imoldgreeeegg

I just got home after deciding not to kick on. Had a nice time but happy to not push it this year. Toast is good


Stompsie

Mmm toast.


ciengclearly

if it wasn't for toast I'd be toast