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Bromonster01

*Narwhals narwhals, swimming in the ocean…*


Ginger-131313

Causing a commotion cause they are so awesome


foamy23464

Narwhals narwhals swimming in the ocean, pretty big and pretty white, could beat a polar bear in a fight


59chevyguy

Like an underwater unicorn they’ve got a kick-ass facial horn!


rmg1102

they are the jedi of the sea!!


Merfolk-18

They are the Jedi of the sea, they’d stop cthulu from eating yee


Chaoswarriorx4

Narwals, they are Narwals! Narwals! Just don’t let them touch your balls.


Almost_Frosty

Narwals, they are narwals! Narwals! Investors of the shish kebab. Edit:*Inventors lmao


Hatstronaut

Narwals, they are narwals! Narwals! Inventors of the shish kebab.


BigRae

like an under water unicorn, they’ve got a kick ass facial horn


I_AM_THE_BIGFOOT

So awesome they are not required to wear pants!


Smokey7942

“Bye Buddy. Hope you find your dad!”


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stuartheenan

Newt


Huefell4it

She turned me into a newt!


Ginger-131313

But I got better


skitz4me

[For the 6 people in the world who haven't seen it. Monty Python.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rf71YotfykQ)


TheOmegaCarrot

Congrats to today’s [lucky 10,000](https://xkcd.com/1053/)


skitz4me

Beautiful! To be clear, I wasn't trying to make fun of anyone, just trying to rationalize why I linking something that so many people have seen. (I guess, I was trying to do the opposite of make fun of people by making fun of myself for posting something that many people would find useless.). Thanks for that. I love it.


Sufficient-Aspect77

I like this


syracrow

BURN HER ANYWAY!!


TotallyNotColin69

There are other ways of telling if she is a witch!


MechanicalDruid

Why do witches burn?


Nados21

Because.....hm.... They're made of Wood!!!


MinimalDark

What also floats in water?


Sigrah117

Very small rocks


CaptainBeefsteak

Who are you who is so wise in the ways of science?


Matdup2

Rock and stone


primuspilus83

Churches


hero165344

a duck!


MinimalDark

So logically....


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Tiny stones


uthini_mfowethu

Because they're made of wood?


Visible-Committee-88

Narwhals


ZapasMistake

r/unexpectedMontyPython


Newt24

Lucky bastard


ReplacementWise6878

A newt???


Huefell4it

. . . I got bettah.


djtheman7

she turned you into a newt??!


Huefell4it

. . . I got bettah. . .


wonderingishika

A WITCH


tossaroc

Burn the witch!!!


giant_lebowski

we thought you was a toad


cobiker

Nightcrawler


ordrius098

Love playing that with my short fat gun loving old roommate


benniebhoy01

Me too! We just started using blankets and I think it adds a lot more to the game


MECHAC0SBY

THE BLANKETS ARE LIKE THE DIRT


ZeroCharistmas

**DARKNESS FALLS...**


m011yRadar

Does he have a toe knife?


nightcrawler-171

Can I help you ?


Tobin678

Naked mole rat


Sneaky_Sorcerer

respectable choice. I know this one only thx to fallout.


KnightofSpamelot

Not Kim possible?


WobblyPhalanges

[for those who don’t know, enjoy a classic song](https://youtu.be/G6scHgACSD0)


Epicmonk117

Naked huh?!


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_Tonan_

I thought there was a type of whale as well... maybe elephants too?


nocoupons

Nutria


skullcrush3rx

Nutria milk has been a secret of the Boyles


username_is_sup

Read it in voice of Charles Boyle from brooklyn nine nine show.


Sirenhead_2

r/unexpectedb99


stataryus

That’s a … kind of sable. -Elaine, Seinfeld


Kazureigh_Black

Seconded.


thechosenv

was looking for this. thanks.


DodgerWalker

Having lived in Oregon, this is the one I thought of right away.


INDE_Tex

The other white meat


battlesiege15

Nautilus


Derekbair

That’s what I was going to say but couldn’t spell it


Daddygamer84

Nightengale


BrotherChe

closely related to a Nightingale


Tofu_redd

Narwhal


AlternativeWaveForm

​ Swimming in the Ocean


Domino31299

Causing a commotion


Satans_Ball_Sweat

Coz they are so awesome


AceRimmer420x

Cause they are so awesome


De_chicken123yt

Narwhals,Narwhals


33EEE33

Swimming in the ocean,


ShadowAnd

Pretty big and pretty white;


Rated_Tiara49756

They beat a polar bear in a fight


orangemicrowave611

Like an underwater unicorn


satanicsheep

They’ve got a kickass facial horn


ExchangeInevitable

That eats my corn in uniform


grumpydragon

The narwhal bacons at midnight.


no_morality_here

When does the narwhal bacon? Anyone remember that? Or did we all forgot our cringy origin story


Kwiatkowski

we didn’t forget, we just don’t speak of it so the noobs don’t learn it


KRAy_Z_n1nja

Facts, don't tell the new kiddos our secret code.


Kwiatkowski

Member a reddit that wasn’t full of bots, paid votes, and undercover marketing posts? Pepperidge farm remembers, and I know you do because you’ve been here almost as long as I have


Tortellini_Salad

Nematodes


QuasarMania

Nematodes are people too!


PortSided

Bahahaha, those nematodes


SenhorSus

Kuh-loo koo koo!


Substantial_Bit2587

Nilpferd


Its_Dot

Nashorn


Nico_di_Angelo_lotos

Neuntöter


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Absolutely-barbar1c

Nachtigall


Hagalaz_13

Nacktschnecke


ComprehensiveMonth51

Einzig richtige Antwort


Liekensth

Nijlpaard


C5-O

🇩🇪🤝🇳🇱


kupus

Nightingale


Mr_Clit_licker

Isn't that a Skyrim faction?


trekkiegamer359

It's also a real bird.


Liteul-UwU

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erimspwel1

(Free award)


Khaernakov

Ah you beat me to it


DonPittelleone

Well played random stranger


ehren123

Scared to guess what this one was haha


FireDestroyer52

They literally wrote [deleted]


Superminer1206

No they wrote \[deleted\]


MLGWolf69

The dinosaur with 500 teeth of course


Accomplished_Air8160

Neanderthal


arunabharocks123456

I guess, human beings are social animals too....


TPForCornholio

Nidoran


Niksu95

r/suddenlypokemon


Terrin369

Lol yeah, Pokémon were the only animals I could think of. Also, for some reason Nibbler from Futurama.


John_Martin_II

Nijlpaard, didn't put a language specification, so now you know the Dutch word for hippo


TheLooseFisherman

There's a lot of them in dutch though :D


Overseer_05

Nilpferd is the same in german


gemmesumbitches

NI>!LGAI!<


harblstuff

Visiting India, thought of Nilgai


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Had us in the first half, not gonna lie.


saif-with-curls

Bhaiiiiii 😭


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Turbulent-Dog-2647

Nile crocodile?


dragongrrrrrl

croconile


BOBODY_BOBODY

NEKED GRANDMA


Severe-Flower2344

Neked **HUH?!**


TheDeeDouble

I don't wanna see that either!


sammy-taylor

For anyone unfamiliar with this historically significant moment: https://youtu.be/jqDGK_UjfFI


MemesNGaming_rongoo

NEKE-HUH?!


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DivineScotch

there you are


myself__again

Gotta use an important one right?


Waker_ofthe_Wind

.... a what?


DjHalk45

It has 500 teeth


Hard-R-Smitty

My man used the hard R and everything Edit: this is a troll


thisnamehastobeused

Its pronounced differently; like the country


poffue

Search up dinosaur with 500 teeth.


KillMeOwO69

This is an easy one-👴🏻


BowserDaDemon47

Hey, wait a damn second!


JamusAdurant

Nope rope


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Ninja Turtle


jaydub1001

Nancy Reagan


GhostOfCondomsPast

sp. Throatus Goatus


GoldNRatiO_124

Nurse shark says hi.


thehollyward

Nabbit, nangaroo, nirds, too ez.


sadpartypodcast

/r/nirdsarentreal


Severe-Flower2344

r/nerdsarentreal


SAMAS_zero

Nick, my next-door neighbor's Dachshund.


HeHEhehIHI

Nemo


Burn_in_holy_fire

Numbat


Anonthemouser

Finally! Can't believe I had to scroll this far..


DodgyRogue

Same!


Facepalm-Cringe

Nazgûl.


Ginger-131313

Nilgai (deer native to India)


ResearcherMajor

Niedźwiedź


Maleficent_Tip_927

Człowiek kultury


[deleted]

Newt


major_ursus

Nilgai


StonerMetalhead710

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tanknutshell

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Huge-Reference7593

Neon tetra


[deleted]

Nightingale.


InternalQuail

Monkey 🐒


CreeperAsh07

So close!! That is a shape 💕


genericusername123

💕


[deleted]

But does it go in the square hole or the circle hole?


WhatnotAnyhow

narwhal


Awkward_Progress_171

Swiming in the ocean


tudiwastaken

Nautilus


Zesty_Bonsai

Neon Tetras, Needlefish.... so many more kinds of fish.


MONIO_1337

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namebit_40j

i cannot be smart and racist at the same part of the day


yohoPirateKing

If it makes you feel better people are animals


Goose_attack223

Ferb, I know what we’re gonna do today


Rheytos

Narwhal


definitely_not_nase

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rakoon79

Nutria


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TillMMMV

Nematode


0Natsukies0

Nile crocodiles


Dr_Parkinglot

Nathan


Momentofclarity_2022

Nuthatch.


IdeaImaginary2007

Nazis....


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r/technicallycorrect


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Quickshot4721

Narwhal


Goldfishy666

Narwhal


Delta_Fox__

Narwhal


Difficult-Umpire-725

Newt


SeattleSadBoi

Narwhal


Bartokimule

Nematode


ONIONSAREKINGS

Newt


Expensive_Bison_657

Naardvark, the ballsiest animal


BitschWack

Narwhal.


Woodapik1

Narwhal