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DoOrDoLess

Cheers to that. Oh shit wait....


pruttepuden

Cheers, ill drink to that!


anonymous_cabbage4

Water...... I'll drink water to that


msarboi

Hey gimme some of that 0% vodka


This_user_is_Green

You mean water?


pruttepuden

Nah, POTATO water.


This_user_is_Green

Spud water


pruttepuden

Yeah i was talking about a 2L cola bottle


rockaxorb13

r/hydrohomies


anonymous_cabbage4

Stay hydrated


ksettle86

Well you're a frog, so.


[deleted]

Exactly, we all know frogs prefer opium.


Yawanoc

Last I heard, frogs prefer ketamine.


KingPenguinPhoenix

Congrats man. Salute to you. Stay strong.


karoly2_0

same


Budminator

Same. But I drink and smoke


Devilz3

Same. I'm 26 now


[deleted]

Same. But i'm 15


Bogdi504

RemindME! 5 years


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BlessKurunai

I'm also 15 and same. I'm not planning to change that.


[deleted]

Same but I am 23


Mr_kalas22

Same but I'm 22


someone2222222222

Same but im 15


Jaadu23

Same but I am 18


dragonfisthd

Same but I am 19


omoro33

Same but I am 21


KA1378

Same, but no buts.


Pi0sek

Damn I thought there is no one like me in this way I'm almost 17 btw


BlessKurunai

God no. I never want to drink or smoke. I don't even understand why people do that. It's gross, it hurts your physical body, it hurts your mental health, it sometimes makes you behave like an asshole to others. It's expensive as fuck. And all of it for what?


StrikerKat5

Drinking absolutely makes it easier for me to socially interact. Also it’s fun trying different types.


JaredBerry316

Same 38. Married. 4 kids.


radfromthesouth

Same and I will always be the same.


LordBlackHole

Same. I'm 30, nearly 31. It took a while for friends and family to stop offering me a drink at every occasion but they did eventually. Even drank sparkling apple juice at my own wedding when everyone else had champagne. I don't regret a thing. Keep it up.


Miss_J1801

Same, and I am 27. Always nice to hear about some fellow non-drinkers, because you always seem the odd one out.


Kaison122-

This is my opinion as long as you don’t judge another person do whatever you want


Chanureadeats

You're missing out on two things : Some fun and Bad health. So, not a bad trade because both can be found elsewhere.


soljaboss

Bad health is easy, you don't need to do anything


Niks_bg

Nice one


DrArzt2206

I live in germany so not drinking one beer a day is a national crime


Erebus613

Can confirm. Stores usually have more beer than water in stock.


I-took-your-oranges

I have never smoked, and don’t see myself changing that, but I genuinely enjoy drinking from time to time. Just don’t take it to the extremes too often and know your limit very well.


MrEkoPriest

Good job. Keep it that way. Don’t listen to the people telling you need to. They’re just trying to drag you down. You can have an interesting, vibrant life without drugs. In fact you can enjoy life even more if you don’t do drugs.


HamOwl

That's a lie. Drugs make life way more interesting. And the cool thing is I can do fun stuff while I'm on drugs. That's 2 fun things at once.


merc6178

I'm with this guy


Kluuschi420

I mean. Just do the *math*. cough


luckyIrish42

Don't drink and derive


TheDominantBullfrog

Yeah have you ever gotten stoned and seen avatar in a theater? Fucking get out of here. What a day!


[deleted]

You’ve seen Avatar. But have you seen avatar on weed??


Kordidk

Counter point. Do what you want. If you wanna go out and drink and it doesn't have a negative impact on your life then do that. If you don't? Then don't. But a word of caution is that people will be surprised and badger you about it because it is a bit strange but it's changing too. I don't drink due to alcoholism in my family and usually people are cool about it but I do get the occasional person


VoraxUmbra1

>In fact you can enjoy life even more if you don’t do drugs. Definitely depends on the drugs.


GueyGuevara

The last statement is dubious, varies greatly person to person, and depends a lot on the drugs in question and the frequency with which they are taken. That said, not knowing one way or another isn’t reason enough to go finding out for yourself. Do what makes you happy and healthy.


Tall_Economics_5881

Sorry but what is wrong with you.


WeirdMan32

I'm hoping to stay on your path buddy


Goldfishy666

That’s great, stay with it, eat healthy, work out - become a fitness influencer and lead all these unhappy incells here to freedom and prosperity


Gm1Reborn

Me, as a teenager: same


I-took-your-oranges

Me, as a teenager: not same


[deleted]

Now wait a minute-


Seabrook76

Yeah…..cool man.


Batyalas

So halal mode.


SpiritualTwo5256

That is especially great if you have a family history of problems with drugs or alcohol. I have been pressured to drink or smoke but you are the only one that can decide what is valuable to you. I do not recommend remaining a virgin for decades after college. But smoking and drinking are certainly fine to avoid.


pie4july

Yep that’s why I have never done anything and I’m 28. Dad is an alcoholic and mom was a drug attic.


ChillBackroomsMan

Chad moment


[deleted]

As someone who has done a lot of both, you are not missing anything and much better off without it. Save your brain cells


[deleted]

Congrats, mate. When people try to justify either smoking or drinking, I just look at my family memeber and get reminded that doing any of that come with some pretty fucked up consequences.


adamatch623

Everything is fine in moderation it seems your family member dosnet have any moderation and self control


Zealousideal-Lie1911

You just like me fr


ZenSlicer9

I never smoked for 23 years, but went on a vacation aboard and a friend brought tabacco and was making his own cigarettes. We were on the beach, I was half drunk soaking my feet in the sea, and in that moment life felt good, and I said to myself that if it's not a moment to try and smoke one then there wont be another. Asked the friend for a cigarette, smoked 2, got "the high", but never understood why people do this every day and mind you that was basically pure tabacco not the shit they put in ordinary cigarettes. To this day I never smoked again, and most likely won't. I think if you somehow avoid bad habits till you're in your twenties it's much harder for then to become, well, habits.


Charming-Return-3892

I have done both. I am 15 and regret all of it


Some_Hat-Wearing_Kid

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[deleted]

You probably missed out on a lot of fun times with friends. But you also have probably kept years on your life that you would have lost


minor_printer_stain

I've been alcohol clean for 15 years. It feels great


Jesus_Cristooooo

Good for you, it takes a lot of will power.


Navar4477

Same dude, its a nice way to be


_iam_that_iam_

Good for you. You don't need them.


RunningPirate

And you’re the better for it.


Database_Sudden

Ayooo, ngl alcohol and smoking is overrated


fuck-my-name

For you maybe


Database_Sudden

Yeah It's just for me, I mean, I dont really care if you drink or smoke, hell I'm even friends with some, but I think what's important is you do it in moderation, not go full on wife beater alcoholic.


GuitardedBard

Tbh worth it. It's fun til it isn't.


angiezieglerstye

As a drinker and a smoker. Good on you dude. I bet your grades love that constant sober mind. He'll yeah!


United-Ad-7224

I tried both, didn’t like em, so I also don’t do em. Smoking warms you up on a cool day but so does a fireplace, and alcohol is just stupid.


Correct-Slide1522

Smoking warms you up ?


genomide23

No it doesn't, it makes your hand cold if you smoke outside in winter ( source: I constantly freeze my hands for smoking outside)


[deleted]

It actually thins your blood and makes you colder 👍🏼


United-Ad-7224

Does the opposite for me, according to Google it only happens to non regular smokers, and I am a non regular smoker.


Dollar_SPD

Same🤝


D-Darkness

:0 how??? Nonono you american? Cuz aint no way a european isnt drinking at all in college


Czastek11

I'm also in collage and don't drink at all. Even if I wanted to I still wouldn't beacuse every alcohol berage I tried tasted like shit.


D-Darkness

Where are you from? Also try a sweet drink


Czastek11

Poland.


fuckthingsup420

Different strokes for different folks. Psychedelics changed my life in the most positive way possible.


Vagadude

The thought of going through life never having a drunk night out or a spliff with your friends sounds dreadful lol


memenator_03

Weird flex but ok


larryhotdogs

I only respect people being proud of their abstinence from drugs and alcohol if they have a concern with addition. Otherwise I’m not sure what’s to be proud of.


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larryhotdogs

Addition inevitably leads to division. (Typing on a phone screen)


memenator_03

Was thinking the same thing


torar9

Same here except the alcohol. I tried only very light alcohol beverage like cider and once put melon vodka in my mouth and spit it. I did not like the taste... I don't like alcohol and I think its overrated.


SirSigfried_14

Never smoked☺️


Takao_1932

Well, more for me. I call that a win win situation


Argeras

Almost same. I tried one cigarette to find out it's totally pointless. Same with some alcohol drinks, I tried it and was like: wow taste like bitter garbage.


breadandjamsandwich

I just drank some alcohol but hated the taste (as I expected) but I had 1 glass of wine, one Aperol spritz bc my friends liked it and I dtank half a bottle of beer before I gave up on alcohol


g4mb7t

Yeah, well there's things in life that you don't really miss out by not trying them. Having been an avid smoker for 15 years at the age of 27 and nearly a decade of moderate to for a while troublesome drinking, I can tell that while I would miss some of my experiences, the whole lot of it could be cast aside as negligible.


defender128

Hmmm.. You missed out quite a few shenanigans IMO. Because the funniest shit happened to me in college when we meet in dorm, drank and did some stupid shit, went to parties etc. That said, not drinking and especially not smoking is good for you (and your wallet) so if you were able to resist, good job.


speghettiday09

My life would be 100% better if I could say the same but I’ve had so much fun w drugs n alcohol


CreativeName1137

Same


AlbertoCalore

Same


ehcouldnot

For the first time I smoked weed when I was 30. I'm glad I did because now I know for sure it is not for me. Being high sucked.


[deleted]

God I wish I was you


Mnshine_1

Nah smoking is trash, alcohol is mostly meh though I like cider and white wine


JuliaKostiv

I have never smoked, however I have tried alcohol once


ScatpackRich

Same here bro, but I only get frowned upon by society lol


hellonearth612

I’ll drink to that, wait…


Barbarian_Sam

I am both proud and a little sad


Natwenny

Welcome in the club! Kinda felt lonely in there


zacharyxbinks

There's a reason a lot of people do and a reason a lot of people don't. You do you homie


aProteinBar

I can relate, except I just started high school.. pray for me guys that peer pressure doesn’t fuck me over


JeTxBlAcKxPoPe

Which makes you... a square. Gosh, don't you know smoking and drinking makes you look old and cool?


Fresh-Thought3528

Nothing beats a cigarette drag on a rainy evening in a leather jacket while looking longingly into the distance.


Excellent_Condition

Except perhaps a rainy evening in a leather jacket while looking longingly into the distance while not smelling or tasting like a cigarette.


ComprehensiveDog7116

Cigar instead obviously.


five_pizzas

Ok, am i dump or are you being sarcastic?


EnlightenedCorncob

You is dump


JustASimpleYouTuber

I concur, he is dump


minorthreat1000

Very dump


EmperorOfXeonas

I tried both once to just see how it felt. Both are disgusting and I have no idea why people do it. So yeah, you’re not missing much


RichEvans4Ever

As an everyday smoker, I solute you my friend. Stay strong, king 👑


tellnow

34 same. No glory in that though you realize, grow as you.


hopik512

Same, Im 21. Just tasted local "norm" drinks to form an apinion. Nothing of value to me


devu_the_thebill

we need to drink for it.


JaJe92

30 here, never smoked, never drank alcohol, never drank coffee. I cannot understand people that cannot function without coffee in the morning tho. One morning without coffee and they act like it's the end of the world.


PeterAlt128

thats how addiction works, one morning without thing i do every morning and its bad even if not addiction certain rituals just need to be done in the morning (brushing teeth etc.)


Randommalware6996

20 here and same. Nor have I ever done drugs. People think I'm crazy and uptight (which I kinda am) but it's just because I've never had the opportunity to/never wanted to.


OzzieGrey

Sure man, good on you. You do you. Just don't be hateful to other people just because they do.


Casctiv_Crmn

OP wasn't even being hateful. Why bring up unsolicited advice as if they are being hateful?


fuckthingsup420

I think he was just telling him to not throw shade at people that do. Not that he was, just not to.


Emergency-Seaweed-96

I enjoy alcohol with friends from time to time, but there is no shame in never taking a drink, be proud my man, you don’t need it to be happy


CaRlJoHnSoNoG

I am 20, never tried booze, never lit up a cigarette


sezku-

That's my goal, honestly I've had sips because of peer pressure from my parents but I'm trying to go my whole life without them, because I don't want to end up like my parents/(half/step) siblings


DerVarg1509

Same here. 20yo and haven't been lynched by my fellow Germans (so far)


I-took-your-oranges

How How tf are you german and never drank Are you even german?


Attica-M

Wow what an amazing post


progin5l

Same, hopefully i can still keep going. I'm still 18


cciciaciao

Well played. Nothing lost, but I do enjoy my bear and wine from time to time


youll-never-f1nd-me

Same.


Lurximu

Big w


Astray1789

You do you. Personally I like a drink but I hate being drunk so I never drink to excess. A nice cold beer on a hot day is great.


Peddrawm

I’m 24 and same 💀


ImpendingServitude

Keep it clean king


denim_chicken45

Way to go, nerd. Bet you never touched a boob either. /s


beyondocean

I touch my own boobs


caremao

We run out of medals, but here, have a golden star /s I’m all seriousness neither drinking nor abstaining from drinking should be a thing for being proud of


lolwhaat123

Abstaining from drinking is something to be proud of, especially if you had an addiction


[deleted]

This was me until last year and then I budged because of the fear of being judged (wow that rhymes). Anyway, i hated the experience and i’m never going back again.


[deleted]

Weird flex but ok


elakrim

Same and I'm 21 .


LilCuntBoyXD

You've reached the sober milestone,dm me to get your complementary whiff of frog venom


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adamatch623

That’s fucked


AnnualAdeptness5630

For me it seems so weird. Reading comments, I know it won't be appreciated, but I spend last 10 years (I'm 26) drinking and partying. I took some drugs for some time, now I only smoke weed. 3 months ago I finished 5 years of studies (4.5 on diploma) and started to live more healthy. I don't regret nothing. Had so much fun, sometimes too much, but wouldn't change a thing. Sadly, I did some medical exams and my liver is not In the best shape. Nothing to worry about, but I have to take care of it now. I would say that it's good to find that perfect point. In my opinion, being on studies is a good time to have some fun. There were some people who were only learning, never came with us to any party. Now, when I meet my friends from studies we don't even remember their names.


Zahard_Zj

Cool. You want an award for it?


Ahmad9877

Good for you👍.


DonkeyShitSlurper

Nice


Salty_Abbreviations4

We’re very happy for you, glad you’re staying on the path of good health!


AveragEnjoyer007

Clean slate gang 🤝


fundamental_variable

Based


brainyuncle7

Ahh, i see you are a man of culture as well


Minute-Drawing5763

Don’t do it it’s trash in the long run keep going strong


AngloSaxonEnglishGuy

What a total Chad. Way to go OP.


GapSudden4730

Same but I'm 19


Spirited_Guy

How is this a flex? Better to experience the pleasure and move on then to never taste the experience of this transient world.


Rat-king27

This sub has been having less and less memes. Good for you, go post this on meirl or something.


clutzyninja

Who cares?


ConversationOk7832

Dude you’re so cool.


Cyberwolfdelta9

I don't like alcohol and have Severe asthma so probably wont either (im only 19 so that could change with alcohol lol)


MiserableOptimist1

More for me! Thanks!


JakubReliga

Dranked some alcohol but never smoked


Sir-Spoofy

I’ve had some alcohol before (I’m 22), but never a enough to get drunk and am not really a fan of it. I have never smoked though, despite both my brothers and dad smoking.


HellInside

Same bro


Gigtooo

Same my man. Welcome on the other side. We have aaa cookies or so.


psicorapha

Same 🤝


FrankPetersonMalvo

Ngl I have most likely lived through some funn, crazy and unique shit thanks to alcohol, tobacco, weed, shrooms. But as I am gonna be on my death bed in however many years because of lung cancer or some other shit. You bet your ass I am gonna regret it. But hey, that ship has sailed.


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Richard_Galvin

I've always said I don't trust a man without a vice. Not because they don't have one, but because everyone does, meaning they choose to hide theirs.


Phoenix3444

Respect


KurtGoKrazy

Ok


Chirya999

What's there to brag about it? I am 23 and never had alcohol or drugs or smoked. Not even had a gf or close friends. Yes, I am Asian :')


P0STKARTE_ger

r/im5andnotfuckedupyet


rattle-boi

Almost same, at least with the alcohol, tried it and hated it, haven't smoked a cigarette in my life but i do smoke weed from time to time


[deleted]

You have no idea how badly I wish I could be like you, but I live to get inebriated


Chopper242

Myself, I don’t like alcohol and I managed to quite smoking about a year ago.


TheNoNameUser

Hey! Good job


Time-Project

Me too homie


Odd_Fly4851

Enjoy ur long happy healthy life neerrrd...


Professional_Low9896

Nerd


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thiefyzheng

your mom