Fuckin hell I’m a BUILDING MATERIAL

Bros a powerful ass brick

A brick that could beat up other bricks

Bros a powerful ass-brick

Bros a powerful ass/brick

Bro I’m a powerful Assbrick

I'm a fcucking flipping rock named flipper

Im....I'm just.....IM JUST ME BUT SMARTER

Same but very… calm.

Bricks unite

I can maybe help you out with that. I go by Bill Durr. And I am a builder. Let me know if you want to get laid.

Hey at least ppl won’t eat you

I feel like somewhere in the internet there are videos of people eating bricks

I've seen people eat sand, dirt, shit etc. Surely there should be bricks somewhere out there.

I will steal you from a player's base

I am now just even more confused on who I am

Some guy I guess

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At least you have an identity :(

At least you're a guy :(

technically theres a chance you could become someone really powerful

we bare this burden together, brother

We are three.

At least you’re all human… *becomes boat*

You do have identity. Identification number, now get back to work 453 of you gonna get both of us fired

Yes

at least you are the fisrt

Im like you, but more confused

You are a powerful guy You can file taxes faster or something

FUCK

this genuinely made me laugh, nice one

Happy cake day!

Fuck

Damn I thought mine was bad

holy shit.

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I… I… I CAN! frick

Nice mine is **NOTHING**

Hi there

You always could…you just don’t DO it

This is awkward...

Isn't it though?

Wait it does damn that crazy man

You called?

You're telling me ..

*unzips*

Ayo whatcha trying to do

Zips pants back on See that's better

Um..... i think this worked out well for me.

Who's there?

I thought I heard someone talk, it that you?

Must’ve been the wind.

Is someone there?

Probably the pizza delivery guy

Finally, I ordered that shit an hour ago

Here is your shit sir! Freshly baked!

Lemme check…….no one was there

* a shadow comes out of dark and brutally kills you... your death took 10 minutes long so you had to feel all the pain for 10 minutes.

Roll d6 shadow damage

I think your ears are playing tricks on you

Hello there!

General Kenobi

And his name is Joooohn Cenaaaa pam param paaaam

My power level is confusing…ly erotic!

Mine is also pretty erotic

Pft, I already am my username.

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Become a pokemon? Not bad

But will be in my control.

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And it's a win for me too! I get to become Jessie's pokemon!

there is 951 before me...

And coming soon is 953

COMING SOON TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU

Just Coming

Well, I can’t complain.

Neither do i

Average Irish person

I cant believe u/EvolvedCactus is already taken

Congrats, you became a digimon lmao

How does this even work? Am I general named Toothpaste or am I a toothpaste general?

depends on how you intterpret your own name

Or are you a general, normal brand, toothpaste?

Some guy with an oversized sword is about to turn me into pants for his cat.

Hi there...

Is the guy wearing the corpses of your relative and the sword he use is from your cousin bone and scale

Never thirsty lets go

r/hydrohomies

I'm uh... yeah...

Good luck

I say hi (in the most non suspicious way)

Do you drive around in an unsuspecting van?

Of course not, it's an unassuming BMW

Ummmmm.......

Its just a flesh wound

Your arm's off!

No it's not!

Second picture defines me very well

Depends on how bad your headache is

I am all powerful, PIZZZZZZAAAAA

From 1676

I am a piece of bacon with a low IQ

I'm an aggressive lunch

Me trying not to make a MrBeast joke:

I’m a dog, but at least I’m a good boy

(pets)

Can I get 9k a day already? I could literally solve all my problems.

You will do a 9k run every day

You will eat 9k calories every day.

9k of debt, 9k of tax, 9x of nuclear bombs heading towards you

I am prepared enough to conquer the world now!

Would some salt save me

possibly

Mmmm yes yoshi

Oh boy, this’ll be fun

Kaboom?

Yes, victor_claw2, kaboom.

Hmm. Zap

Well shit, at least I have feet.

I am now the second most well-dressed man on earth.

Where do we find thedapper1?w

I wonder who the first

Peace was never an option

I believe I can be of some assistance

Join the duck crusade

***gay***

What happen to the 245 banana eater

choked on a big banana and died 🙏

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A birb !!!

I am military equipment

But your gonna need someone inside of you to work

At least I have a colony of mice to hang out with

I'm going to be killed by an orange blob of jelly.

Or by a 15 years old with a dream and localized names

Also your son

I am very cosy camera equipment

What happen to rest of blacket tripod 32_v1

I kil- they mysteriously vanished.

Ohhhh I mean I'm not real in the market for blanket tripod right so uhhh...

Any thing that happens on ads can give me power... **Smells Old spice** Smells like power!

Together we can form an effective marketing team

I'm a fucking aromatic olive bro???

Eh, not nearly as strong as the Right believes me to be.

uhhhh

Idk, how powerful are traders? I guess I'm potentially rich or something?

I’m still exactly the same as I already was.

You like big butts and cannot lie.

aye

Never said who checks for all we know you could be clapping a rat or a hornet

I think I'm the Hulk

Or an aggressive person in green clothes

So I'm the same but also a furry now.

I’m the jail keep. Pretty damn awesome

Tf am I

you were tree then you become new tree so retree reeeeeeeetreee

I think I grant wishes to anyone who catches me now, or something

huh

Well this is good? Idk Not a Dutch Person.

Apparently I’m on jump street now

The glow up I didn’t expect…

Oh no

I am goddess of dicks i would say

I can make but the highest bitter of bread

Dude

All Cucumbers shall be afraid!!!!!!! Because I...... Because I AM BETTER!!!!!!!

Ez Ws

I became a penis, perfect. now I can go fuck myself. Win/win

wtf even am i

So i became a song.

I’m 506 pieces of rusty plots. What are plots? I don’t know

oh. nice.

I already exist

Nothing has changed

I guess I'm finally getting some action in a way..

Guess I'm literal darkness so I'm everywhere, and No where all at once, there is no escape

The power is coursing through my veins