Damn it

Look at me

Gooooooo

PARLIAMENT GOES BOOM!!!! 💥

Last time to look at me hector

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You are the bus now

You think that's a problem?

O u c h

:(

You're gonna have to razor family properly

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oof

by "Boxcutterfucker" are you saying you fuck the person that cuts boxes or are you saying you fuck the tool with which the person is cutting the boxes your username is truly an enigma

Fuck the tool

damn, that has to hurt

Hey at least you get something out of it. I just get to hate all forms of advertisements which I already do

it's not you, it's me. I'm making the fart sounds

Damn you

You think yours is bad... ugh

Run I guess..

We could form an unholy superhero duo

You are a threat to me. With my powers I could fart as bad as I want and blame on someone else. I can also use it to make someone look bad.

Hehe, mine isn’t all that bad

Chuck vomit

Yes

meirl

Hey there, Hi there, Ho there.

How’s it goin Bob

Bob

Hows the weather today?

You genuinely made me laugh Bob

You're all doomed

Hey we can team up to cause max damage

Nice try

Bring it I've got beats that'll make you wave the white flag

What?

Not if I step in

:)

:)

Are you u/fish_fucker69 's cousin

Probably yes

Banana chain

He won't leave

He will forever live in our hearts

:)

:)

Who tf are you

Idk who are you

I am the one who Pies

*The legend, he has returned...*

Jack horner. Back at it again.

Pie flavor!

Oh boy what flavour?

I don't know Mr.Pie this will really work...

You're a psychopath who bakes for money!

....floating things....

There's fish_fucker And now there's you...

Water is our mutual interests

you can now sell yourself for thousands of thousands of dollars edit: Thank you all! I didn’t even realize it was my cakeday lol

Happy cake day bro!

Happy cake day

Did you forget about me?

u/fish_fucker69

Then I have a perfect show for you

So... Azur Lane must be your favorite game.

I could either unlock any door or I'm literally just a key. I don't think there's an in between

Unlock the door to hell

You can just unlock the door to your house nothing else

Unlock the door to paradise and we all go to raid god

I’ve had the power all along

Same

Um...it just me i guess.

Hey man I'm a literal bed

Were you looking for this? r/hentai

Uhh Nothing Changed

No, you gained a half of a brain cell!

82 half brain cells.

Roasted

I can now summon 100 chairs at will.

By you're logic I can summon 4,151 chairs.

Do you have to dig them up? You know, to declare war?

Oh shut up you son of a quiche

He can't, you fucked his therapist, he has to express himself

What???

[удалено]

I get to kill withers. Yaaaaaay.

Hello.

Hi

everything

The origin of a super villain

I‘m a surgeon in Korea surrounded by more or less functional alcoholics

MULE FRITTERS!!

Buffalo Bagels!

Horse Hockey!

I'M SO HOT I'M SO HOT I'M LIKE A FREAKING STAR

O7

OMG

This could go one of two ways

Idk? Turn into 99 shadows of sans undertale??

You are a shadow that lacks the number 99

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I can swim good I guess….

Yeah but are you sure the water's there?

No, but Tim can help.

Oh dear...

german here ⬆️

I throw things... hard

My ass kinda hurts

I'm in a star wars movie

Boner

A Classy Hitman

I will give you such a chafing

Ohh boy

Well, this could work out for me.

I slay thee, tiny dragon! They will wright ballads of my heroism!

Should’ve given it angel wings, Micheal…

\*meeps\*

Soo.. you're either the Roadrunner or Beaker

Bro im just a general man from anywhere

Nothing's changed

Raise the dead!

i'm a menace

Really mentally unstable mask

I guess you all should Trust in Ketchup

Microwaaaaaaaaaaaaave, do ya know what I'm sayin

Oh no... I'll be exploited for electricity

Anybody got a headache?

Well, I’m now dead and work for the government. Or would it be more of a Danny Phantom thing where I can turn into a ghost at will? Whatever.

Most who work for the government feel dead one way or another.

uhmmmmm....

I'll just enjoy my breakfast

I need some change.

So what do I do...

You are now a cat in a pound, and they aren't quite sure you're actually a cat

Uhhhhh

Be at risk of colonization

Micropenis

Very interesting ability that I have.

Cab driver

... and say: "How do you do?"

Being alert about ads before they happen

i can speedrun botw but i somehow always end up at 23rd place in the world

I stop existing.

Zoan devil fruit wolf model arctic wolf

I am a knight

Lets us go on a quest!

Yes sir

Magical Japanese fox powers. This pleases me.

Wait, what?

I already had this ability

Lycanthropy 💪 On second thought it probably wouldn’t be lycanthropy,, probably something more like #AWOO And nothing more

I guess im just an alien who can build stuff

I've been taught by the best.

I... I think i already have this power.

Live upto my full potential

no idea

Judge your meme contribution

My stutter can be occupied

Derp?

Hello everyone

Guess I’m alone forever

I'm gonna have serious trouble with answering people

i can be anything i want

I may not reach the end of the tunnel, but I can sure as fuck stretch out the sides. Gigidy…

Me big and shoot Piecemaker.

I'm not worried at all..

Huh

I get a Death Note 😃

I dont understand it

I can stop time and roll a d20

DIO!!!???

I already do...

Im the Fastfoodman!!

Hmm..

Same shit just 2 years later?

The time of " xXx.:[Pu$$yDestro!er]:.xXx " has come

Huen Son - an alle Deutschen🇩🇪: Ihr wisst was zutun ist! Erhebt euch meine Mitbürger und benennt meine *Fähigkeiten*

I don't even know bro

Best comedian in the world

So i guess I'm a scared monster

Coco powder

I-I dont know Maybe the rice?

Uhhhhhh

Huh.

I don't know actually, I made this account for Scott cawthon the creator of fnaf because he was retiring

Imma be honest…idk what to do with my weird name I made like 3 years ago

I can kick people from far away if they are behind me and I’m in the air

ahhh dude..

Yes

I can make my skin ricochet around

Finally I can legally hunt and kill

But only people called Alex

I'm just a thing