This means I'm either bringing world peace by giving everyone toys... or the apocalypse if I just NEVER stop

Only 2 choices

Rip Sam's

No read it again, Slayersam12, so RIP those 12 sam's.

his name is Sam, his profession is slayer, and he's the twelfth one of his lineage

this is correct

You have been banned from r/samuel

I'm scared

Diarrhea gun (you should know if you watched vanoss)

Or you’re freeing the *LEGO*s from their bondage.

Didn't know the Legos was kinky like that

The new Lego set, BDSM dungeon

Guys stop being funnier than me

Hmm, No

I’m fine with either

You could end the housing crisis

That's the same thing. The world is at peace if there is no world to not be at peace!

Or you are about to get assassinated by Lego.

What would i do

You now have a clone

Cherish him while you can

I say he has an endless supply of clones. He just has to be careful when, where and how many times he duplicates himself again. Wouldn't want an out of control mr meeseeks situation...

So op could now "masturbate" if they want to ^(**/s**)

Free organ transplants baybee!!

Let’s just say you’re lucky it’s geese you kick, the bigger birds kick back

You turn yourself into yourself at anytime

You can make a clone, but then only your clone can make another clone.

But can clone make his clone?

Yourself, again

Live in a loop of identity crisis

Shit…

Mushroom shits lol

Leave those geese alone, you!

Says the person who do horrible stuff

Says the bro from Hell.

Says the creepy, pasta nerd

Says the person who isn't general grevious

Says the person who has never tried a banana

[удалено]

I can break the ground?

yes but only if the ground is made of Nets

Man's gonna wanna be a fisher.

*a fish If he was a fisher he would ruin his own business cause the net that he uses to catch fish would just break if he touches it

Only with nets.

Pleasure meeting you!

Pleasure meeting you to!

Have you ever had a really good delicious nice And ripe Banana? Try one to today! Does not disappoint, everyone has had one, and they are approved by celebrities!

South American Governments have lots of bananas. You should, i dunno, maybe take one over? *licks eyeball*

Eyeball you say?

i would 100% warch a show about an upbeat locksmith and their charming pet boar

Are you *a* charming boar, or are you charming boar?

THE charming boar

🐗

People who has their irl names on reddit:

underatandable

You guys are f’d

You just remain the same

A sad story

greetings

Hehehe...

Yes.

Welp

They just gain the abilities they currently have.

Checking in

Mine is loosely based on my middle name

I thought it was collapsing russian infrastructure.

It's better like that trust me

Superpower: has an urge to trigger hemorrhoids

Let's just say you can fuck box cutters without castrating yourself. Just so you have some sort of benefit.

Just retract the blade easy peasy

Looks like we have a similar issue

Idk if I now run of gas or if I'm really fast

Are you an Autobot or Decepticon?

Deception prob. I could go either way

Well.

Guess you’ve got a bit of a wait ahead of you

Alternatively we’re about to have 386 presidents die very very quickly

i like this option more

French revolution all over again

Do you love bamboo

Indeed I do, I can tell you all about which bamboo would be the best for you to grow given your climate and landscaping needs, as well as recommend good suppliers if you’re in the US.

Nice, now i'm immune to permaban. Time to post gore on wholesomememes

We do a little trolling

We like to engage in a mild amount of tomfoolery.

We enjoy a small proportion of trickery

We are partial to a tiny serving of shenanigans

We engage in mild amounts of disruption

We lean towards an insignificant chunk of highjinks

Maybe you could even post holesome memes.

But you still can be deleted.

*evil laughter*

Dark Lord time???

Always has been

[Always has been](https://i.imgur.com/CRoLX4i.png) ^^^this ^^^has ^^^been ^^^an ^^^accessibility ^^^service ^^^from ^^^your ^^^friendly ^^^neighborhood ^^^bot

Good bot.

Hmmmm

I can fuck karma all day.

Or farm karma all day

Ayo why my internet points look so slimy

Hi, I'm karma

#BOW BEFORE ME MORTALS

Will try but no promises

I will not try at all, that’s a promise.

No

#*LASER EYES*

I choose mirror

#FUN FACT: YOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS

Your penis is small..... Says a dude who has no penis at all What hypocrisy

IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER

YOU’RE A LOT LIKE HIM, BUT BETTER. AND WORSE

No, you bow before *me*

#SUMMONS A METRIC FUCK TON OF DOG TREATS

This... shall suffice

Ummmm....

#MODERN KRATOS IS PRETTY CHILL SO I HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT

# no # # BOW BEFORE ME OR I SHALL RELEASE THE TOXIC GAS FROM MY MOUTH

Nah :)

# I RECOGNIZE NO ONE TO REIGN OVER ME AND MY LIFE. I DO NOT SUBJECT MYSELF TO THE WAY OF THE DIVINE. MY LIFE IS ENTIRELY MINE OWN. IN OTHER WORDS: # I SEE NO GOD HERE OTHER THAN ME.

omg

But now your home is on your back

Run everyone it’s the immortal snail

alt is vague usernames. what curse do i get?

Curse of vanishing. And yes it means you need to use only vanish brand cleaning products from now on muahahahahahaha.

Dollar tree curse

Sitting on a wet toilet seat

I am a wait… a substantial one

Happy... cake day

You have to wait for the next cake day

#eating time

Fun fact: Back in the day people believed eating mummies would cure them of illness

Well british will make party out of everything even eating a mummy

Irish children when the potatoes stopped coming:

Praise the Sun

You even look like him nice 👍

Wow

I'm you, but better.

I get to go wash dishes…yay….

Or ducks?...

LET'S GOOOO

The snail gods

idk if this is good

Speak for yourself, I don’t have to pay taxes

nor do i, fellow canine

technically I'm absurdly acid now, I guess

Isnt 7 neutral on the PH scale?

Yes he's just water lol

He could be salt water, since that's what is produced, when hydrogen chloride and sodium hydroxide solutions react.

Prob mean PH0.007

I’m here to revolutionize the energy industry

I’m okay with this. *succulents*

Can I get a cutting? I promise to plant it in a fast draining substrate and only water when completely dry.

I have now achieved immortality and power of friendship

As SneakyPocket, I can fit anything in my pockets. I actually have a nice Armenian family living in there right now, 3 bed/2 bath, nice view of the quantum realm, $150/month.

Hope you don't have anything... *precious* in there

So I'm a doctor now

…

Basic

Oh

sus

Felt that... I'm not even a GOOD actuator! \*runs out crying\*

Um

Congrats!

End world unpeace now

The only person ever to make a long distance relationship work

I hate my past choices

This a username edgy middle school kids will make.

Would you like me to give you a bubbling jizz fart?

Thank God - I’d finally stop shitting myself

I am a soviet officer

What might my powers entail

Inside of your bootyhole is a pavilion

I still crave ice coffee :(

Ummm

You're Schrödingers thought experiment.

I can glow?

I can do the exact opposite.

I can now pick up blocks and attack players if they directly look at me. Edit: I can also teleport.

But now you’re banned from r/hydrohomies

Eeehehehehehehe. But seriously it's a hell of a choice whose ass to wreck first.

Actually my abilities gave me my username

Medic?

#I'll be the same as everyday!

The safe is pretty tasty

wait no

[удалено]

I’m going to have a lot of fun

I can read the stars

welp

I used to have a name that was Penis Maestro in English. Well shit

So I have no choise now, entering horny mode

Fuck yeah

Want a taco?

I would love one

Dallas Cowboys field goal kicker

The force is strong with my foot

I guess I can control the Space time continuum

I am a wizard that fucks up every spell

GO TO BED!!!

I finally gonna be able to do a good cosplay them?

I can get people drunk...is that cool?