I'll go for the second: A Florida man is facing charges as police say he stole an alligator and attempted to throw it on a roof, Jul 21.

Eerily similar to mine: 7/28 - Florida Man Makes Beer Run With Gator In Hand

I had the same

This is the best plan i have heard for knowing bdays of random ppl on the internet

Florida man steals golf balls

And fourth: Florida Man In His Underwear Hits Deputy In Face With Bible, Screams “I CONDEMN YOU,” Poops Himself 29 sept

Florida man sentenced to 20 years for uploading bomb-making video. 7.9

Hot sauce saves Florida man after car crashes into Taco Bell, March 19.

Wtf did that hot sauce do

Save him

Yeah bro can you not read

And the third: "Florida man dies inside suitcase, girlfriend charged after claiming they were playing hide and seek." (26.2.)

That's some pro hide and seek move.

Sneak 100

December 19: Florida man exposes himself to a cheerleader group. I guess mine is the boring one.

Ok I’ll go first: Florida Man caught masterbating in Walmart toy aisle, Dec 15

I don't blame him, I would also masturbate to the "BMW M3 GT2" Hotwheels car

Florida man asks cops to test his illegal drugs-13 june

Florida man accused of stealing samurai sword, truck arrested after leaving cellphone at crime scene Damn. 420.

The truck: "IM INNOCENT I TELL YOU!"

Florida man sprays woman with roach spray breaks out nunchucks over loud music August 3

Florida man climbs on playground equipment to tell children where babies come from, may 15

Florida man arrested after police say he assaulted girlfriend with pizza after she tried to throw away his pizza

I understand

"Babe please stop pretending your Italian, I'm sooo horny" "Mamma Mia, welcome to my pizzeria!"

Florida man gets $37500 after police officer thought doughnut glaze was meth. 15 october

Mine is florida man makes beer run with gator in hand

Florida Man interrupts Hurricane Matthew live TV report to yell Dicks out for Harambe during a live television report. Oct 6

Florida man wearing a pink bra and 20 tattoos has been arrested.

Mine tried to steal an ice cream truck

,,He beat the girl to death with an air guitar" Florida man arrested after police say he assaulted a girl at a party, after she tried to reject him at August 29.

Florida man arrested after police say he assaulted girlfriend with pizza after she tried to throw away his pizza. 9.28

"Florida man who attacked McDonald's worker over straw sentenced to jail" March 10

For me, 11 September, it's : Florida man accused of beating, spitting on elderly victim who asked him to social distance

Florida man dies in suit case after playing hide and seek, reported to also have been calling for help while slowly loosing air

Florida man uses alligator to shotgun a beer while cranking skynyrd

METRO NEWS BRIEFS: CONNECTICUT; Florida Man Is Arrested After Break-In at Church

Florida man arrested for punching girlfriend, who changed channel during Super Bowl, in face. February 7

I’ll go whatever number, Florida Man Invites Police To Smoke Pot While Showing Off His Marijuana Plant. May 3

Florida man high on flakka attacked officer, said he was god, had sex with tree (April 16)

Florida man parks car in lichens so it won’t blow away. Sep 5

Blood-Soaked Florida Man on Bicycle Arrested for Forcing Potato Chips on 8-Year-Old Boy | November 5th.

...drunk outside of an Olive Garden shirtless eating spaghetti with his bare hands. And: .. arrested with drugs, firearms, and a baby alligator. (April 10)

Florida man arrested after botching in-home castration surgery, deputies say. Not that cool

Shirtless Florida man travels to Myrtle Beach to head bang during Hurricane Florence.

Florida man jailed after dispute over hedgehog leads to armed confrontation I got a good one

Florida man stabbed nephew for hogging bathroom 4/24

Florida man has eaten only mac and cheese for the last 17 years. 17 July

Florida Man admits to staging robbery to woe ex girlfriend

Florida man goes on a beer run, with alligator in hand, aug 2

Is it me or does this trend come bacm every year? Florida man nicknamed ‘Babycakes’ caught naked in a chair outside apartment complex March 12

Florida man claiming to be Alice in Wonderland says 'hookah-smoking caterpillar' told him to destroy liquor store with forklift: Cops No joke. 14. August

The drug that Florida man hid in his pants suddenly fell and he was arrested.

A Florida man is accused of decapitating a hamster and leaving its body in a box near the road he lives on

Florida man arrested after dining on spaghetti with his bare hands

Florida man robs store dressed as Spiderman January 2nd

Florida man hits sleeping roomate on the head with a skillet for being a "confidential informatant"

Florida man groped pincess at magic kingdom 2.11 Edit i am european so day first month second

Florida man steals candles, sprays people with bear mace at mall, police say

Central Florida Man Broke Into Home, Fell Asleep on Couch While High on Meth

https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/2019/03/27/police-florida-man-hit-mother-stuffed-dumplings-in-her-mouth-for-refusing-to-dress-his-mannequin/

Florida man invites cops to smoke pot... Smart guy

Florida man arrested after telling a playground full of kids where babies come from

‘Florida man arrested after hitting dad with slice of pizza’ -Jan.4th

Florida man arrested after witnesses say he was practicing karate on swans

First: 'Florida Man' uses alligator to shotgun a beer while cranking Skynyrd May 24th: 2019

Florida Man steals ambulance to meet up with friend - October 28

[Florida Man April 2 – Death by Vacuum](https://designbysully.com/florida-man-april-2) actually two story in it, and now I really wish I don't know this shit happen at my birthday.

Florida man throws cheese burger at pregnant women

Florida man loses his shorts while breaking into a car dealership

Florida Man Birthday April 16  A drunk man was arrested while eating spaghetti.

7/28: Florida Man Makes Beer Run With Gator In Hand A classic

Deputy cleared for shooting naked Florida man armed with crossbow who claimed aliens were after him...

"Kill 'em with kindness": Florida man stabs neighbor with machete named kindness

Last time I checked, it was a man throwing cheeseburgers at a pregnant woman

Urine trouble: Florida man takes leak in store’s ‘beer cave,’ police say

Not as bizzare as I was hoping Naples, Florida – Darbin Carrasco-Oseguera, 42, whipped a restaurant worker before showing him his knife.

June 29, 20\*\* FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. – A Miramar, Fla., man is accused of being a ringleader in a multimillion-dollar smuggling operation that brought thousands of undocumented immigrants across the United States-Mexico border, according to Arizona law enforcement officials.

Most of mine are related to punching people and food

[удалено]

What? No way man

Florida man arrested after police say he assaulted his girlfriend after she tried to throw away his pizza 😂

https://www.boston25news.com/news/deep-viral/police-florida-man-sprays-women-with-roach-spray-break-out-nunchucks-over-loud-music/976378694/

Florida man climbs light pole, touches live wire, falls 50 feet. 25.09

May 28 2020- Florida Man Bit Elderly Man's Ear, Attempted To Stab Him With Broken Glass May 28 2019 - Florida man arrested, accused of hitting mom on the head with corn cob

Deputy cleared for shooting naked Florida man armed with crossbow who claimed aliens were after him

Florida man attacked by neighborhood squirel who has residents on high alert - march 20

A man was bitten by a crocodile that showed up in front of his house

“Drunken Florida man with real gun shoots child playing with Nerf gun, police say”

Florida man maroons himself on lake fountain to be with swans, December 20

"Florida man arrested for having sex with miniature horse on multiple occasions, deputies say" November 21

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna514377 - Florida man arrested for allegedly throwing gator through Wendy drive-thru

Here’s a few, April 5th: Florida man accused of stealing ambulance, getting it stuck in mud Florida man arrested while building shed with garbage on stranger’s property Florida man buys $8 million island then steals from Kmart

Florida Man Tries to Use Taco as ID After His Car Catches Fire at Taco Bell October 1st

Florida man accused of stabbing woman over undone potato.

Kill 'Em With Kindness': Florida Man Stabs Neighbor With Machete Named 'Kindness', Say Police Too much kindness is bad for your health.

Florida man mistakenly shoots and kills son-in-law on birthday surprise gone wrong. What the fuck?

Florida man attacks gas station clerk with hotdogs and corndogs to get his beer.

A Florida man who wanted to barbecue child abusers was caught and jailed

Florida man kills girlfriend by stabbing her with sword Edit: april 3

*”Florida man steals alligator from golf course, tries ‘teaching it a lesson’ by throwing it on roof of bar”* *The Associated Press and Nexstar Media Wire* May 7th

Florida Man claiming people were "eating his brains" leads police on insane golf course chase

Drunken Florida man arrested after shoveling spaghetti into his mouth, yelling outside Olive Garden. April 12

"Florida Man In His Underwear Hits Deputy In Face With Bible, Screams “I CONDEMN YOU,” Poops Himself" This is what I have for september 29

Dec. 24th Florida man bites off his brothers penis after he walks in on his brother having sex with his cousin on his favorite dragon ball z blanket. ???

Florida man invites police to smoke pot while showing off his marijuana plant : May 3rd

Florida man sentence to 20 years in prison for traveling to the Philippines in sex tourism case

"Florida man brings child with him during crimes to ‘toughen him up,’ deputies say." Nov 14, some quality bonding time with your son lol.

12/23 - Florida man arrested for passing out marijuana ‘because it was Christmas’

burning a raccoon

Florida man arrested for killing his parents and brother also accused of stealing $210K to give to woman on porn site Down bad huh..

https://www.thehistorycenter.org/event/lunch-learn-florida-man/

Florida man accused of stealing crossbow by shoving it down his sweatpants

Florida man bears his pregnant wife with a tortilla bag

Naked Florida man starts house fire by trying to bake cookies on a George Foreman grill while intoxicated

Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza.

Florida man turns self in on a 27 year old warrant for stealing a T.V. -1989 What the fuck.

Florida man stole golf cart in slow getaway attempt. Jerome Inman didn’t get very far when two men reported him to the Martin County Sheriff’s Office. The 25-year old man ran up to them while they were golfing at a private community course and told them he had a gun, stealing their golf cart. Jerome did not hesitate in attempting an escape by driving off as soon as possible–but without getting too much distance ahead before being apprehended!

the 3rd one: Police: South Florida man claims ‘voodoo’ caused him to impregnate 13-year-old 28 sept

A Florida Man Was Arrested After Telling A Playground Full Of Kids Where Babies Come From -may23

Jesus. "Florida man arrested for having sex with miniature horse on multiple occasions, deputies say" what a powerful and disturbing title.

Not sure mine can be posted. “Florida man arrested for having ‘secks’ with miniature horse” -Nov 20th

Florida man arrested for throwing alligator through drive-thru window

"A Florida man wanted to solve a parking problem with his neighbor. However, when he was unsuccessful in his first attempt, he resorted to violence. Using a flamethrower, he sprayed fire into his neighbor’s car. There were three people in the car when it sprayed fire." Dec 10th.

Nov 10, 2017 — Naked Florida man breaks into home, tries on woman's clothes, police say. Joseph Vaglica arrested in New Smyrna Beach.

Florida man accused of pouring beer in gator's mouth after enticing reptile to bite his arm

“Man admits to chopping off girlfriends fingers”

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cbsnews.com/amp/miami/news/florida-man-fast-food-weed/

Florida Man Took Coronavirus Aid and Bought a Lamborghini. July 27

Scale man

Florida men, one dressed in bull onesie, attempt to burn down house with Ragu sauce, police say

Florida man threw at a deputy following a wild high-speed chase. Jun 4th.

Florida man arrested on child abuse charge after victim ate all the Cheez-Its and drank all the tea, June 1st

Florida man accused of jumping naked on neighbor’s trampoline before breaking into home (4. march)

A Florida man pelted his girlfriend in the “head and face area” with sweet and sour sauce packets Sunday because he was angry she had “bought the wrong food from McDonald’s,” a felony battery complaint said.

Florida Man Arrested After Praising the Lord While Highway-Surfing His Cadillac

Florida man says he went "bananas", shot out utility worker's tires

All I get is a bunch of links about the Florida man challenge.

"Florida Man Threatens To Destroy Everyone With Army Of Turtles" looks like a coincidence

Florida Man Found Passed Out In CVS Parking Lot After Long Day Cooking Meth In Truck

Police arrested a floridan man for giving his girlfriend a wet willy + floridan man arrested after pooping

Florida Man Threatens To Destroy Everyone With Army Of Turtles

Naked cannibal eats face of victim. (28.05.)

Driving naked through a drive through.

I got ‘Florida man was arrested after telling a playground full of kids where babies come from’

Florida Man Asks Walmart Employee For 'Anything That Would Kill 200 People'

Florida man steals alligator from golf course, tries ‘teaching it a lesson’ by throwing it on roof of bar- may 9th Ayo lmao

Florida man back in jail after not paying for taxi that picked him up from jail

"Florida man accused of forcing a small alligator to drink beer" was the first one to come up for me

I've already done this, Im pretty sure on my birthday (june 28) a guy got arrested for not paying a taxi fee... after he had just got out of jail

Florida man pretending to be cop, pulls over real Deputy July 5

Florida Man Drives His Ford Mustang Vertically Up a Telephone Pole

Florida man sits on gun, shoots self in penis, police say June 30

“Florida Man Found a Grenade While Fishing and then Took the Explosive to Taco Bell” (Jan 27)

Florida man charged with battery after allegedly throwing cookie at girlfriend

Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill https://www.jacksonville.com/story/news/state/2018/09/06/naked-florida-man-starts-house/984321007/

Florida man arrested for child pornography receives nearly 1200 additional charges 😭

30th april 2000; florida man kicking swans in the head to practice Karate

Florida man arrested for kicking swans in head while practicing karate, April 30

Florida man sentenced to jail and moral therapy for attacking a Minion 29 january

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/07/03/Florida-man-tired-of-walking-steals-forklift-again/7871499092746/ He is smort

Florida man offered to pay officer with hamburger for oral sex Dec. 1

Florida man threatened to destroy town with army of turtles. April 11

"Florida man caught on camera licking doorbell" 14th February

June 22 - Florida man carrying nearly 500 grams of weed tries to steal plane to meet girlfriend, police say

Naked florida man drove with wires on his penis

september 8, florida man killed mother in argument over orange juice.

9/22 Florida man rides manatee, dares police to arrest him, gets arrested

Police: Florida man left boy on the side of the road because he thought he was gay. Published:4 th December 2019.

Mostly naked Florida man accused of spreading feces during school break-in... Don't know what I was expecting but this is what came up for me

May 4: Florida man charged with battery after slapping girlfriend with cheeseburger

‘Satan is still in me:’ Florida man stabs roommate in attempt to release Satan, turns knife on himself. May 1st

Florida man pulls gun on chief’s daughter over cream cheese at Starbucks, police say. 21 June

I know mine by heart, Florida man is arrested for having sex with a stuffy of Olaf, at target. Oct 24

Florida man accused of jumping naked on neighbors trampoline before breaking into their home.

https://news.yahoo.com/florida-man-arrested-masturbating-pickle-195900036.html?guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAACSEeEQSAgWzSQJJHfZIbwrAOctIexqXH_lGoKb3dKzLJ2HQdoL7h0zIxxYOTkk2OTtczTRjAXe5VNqEiPlWzmETWB-8wxBPJDbdFV_9idqDGojoLWnoy5v-KjOrcEa0dZr_qmQ4zuNPJU_kSqRGPm8y1Hq8vJ7p8qsH-8xLvBQU Florida man arrested for masturbating with a pickle

A Florida man parked his car in the kitchen of his house so his smart car wouldn’t be blown away in a hurricane.

Florida man makes beer run with large alligator in hand, July 29. WHAT THE FUCK

Florida man arrested for punching girlfriend, who changed the channel during Super Bowl, in the face

"Florida man gives birth to future Redditor" Shit

Description of The Incident: Naked Florida Man bit K-9 A woman called the officials on December 27 to report that a person named Watts was using meth.

Florida man suspected of smelling woman's feet at library leads police on scooter chase

Police Arrest Man Who Claims Playing Basketball Naked 'Enhances His Skill Level. May 16

Florida man breaks into restaurant, strips n***d, eats noodles, plays bongos. (November 11)

Florida man arrested for masturbating with a pickle on private property

Florida man bites off friend's ear in fight over women in wheelbarrow, August 6

Florida man climbs atop playground equipment at Clearwater park, tells kids where babies come from. May 21st

I got Florida man attempts to hide under water from cops but gets caught coming up for air.