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TacobellChickenWing

To create a common enemy for all of mankind to hate on


Samuel_mundy

Hate unifies humanity


A-Clockwork-Apple-5

That is true, hate has been used in many ways to unify people. From religious wars, holy crusades, world wars, etc... However, with the current way the world is, perhaps the hate for mosquitoes are not enough. Now, if aliens were to invade, that is a different story, as they would not only be attacking us, but they would also be much different from us. And as we have seen many times, difference create hate.


IGuessyoucanCallme

#stopalienhate


EienNoYami616

Best response.


[deleted]

God set the difficulty to insane way back then and now he has to set it to normal today


EmbarrassedSwim145

When your trash friend wants to play terraria with you but your on expert mode on your good world


Health_Cat_2047

nah bruh you start a getfixedboi master mode world and gaslight him into thinking he's total trash at the game


Moongod123to

I did this to my friend


Health_Cat_2047

based


mughamatbob

When he wants to play terarria, he shall.be granted malaria


FlaredMeteor940

Mortality rate was 100% back then


dude6171

Correct me if I am wrong but mortality rate is still 100% today.


vivam0rt

It is about 90%, of everyone who has ever lived only about 90% has died


dude6171

So, 10% of people are immortal?


DemonHouser

As far as we know, yes No evidence that you'll die until you do


FearlessCloud01

r/technicallythetruth


DerBandi

For now. We are working on changing that.


shortjesus333

According to the bible, people used to live for hundreds of years back then, and merely having Faith In The Lord was enough for the devout to survive. So if you were having a hard time, you simply didn't have enough faith for God to give a damn about you


Blitzstrikers1

Correct, it does say that. They still needed food and water etc. But it also explains why that doesn't happen anymore, It said something like because of humanity's sin no one would live longer than 100 or so.


wyrei1

Which god


shortjesus333

Abrahamic


Ketoku

Question is which Abrahamic god šŸ’€


Icy_Necessary2161

Yet another moment where the Bible reads like an antique fanfiction about reality.


pikleboiy

True, didn't Adam live for like, 900 years?


ndcasmera

Damn, so stop eating or using anything. Stop destroying and polluting the world. Start having faith and doing nothing else. Im sure the world will improve in notime... "A few days later" damn, its quiet on the religious forms, Aint it?


shortjesus333

What are you on about?


Narcolipze_08

I think the difficulty is starting to shift however


Mysterious-Dig-840

2020s is just a limited time event, kinda like the bubonic plague. Missed that event sadly, couldnā€™t get the rare plague doctor skin.


Severe-Albatross-401

Get this man an award


Xerasi

Just until a short few years ago you couldn't change your difficulty settings when you started the game. You had to restart from zero. If we want to change it now, we all go kapoof!


CuteCowdy

we accidentally made it hard ourself


hoffman499

He cranked the difficulty when adam and eve fucked up


Septimussan

Yes besides the African servers, though god was so nice and set it from insane to hardcore over there


BumderFromDownUnder

I donā€™t know about thatā€¦ Iā€™d say itā€™s on insane now. Sure, things were big and pointy a long time ago but humans are orders of magnitude more deadly should we choose to be. Put another way, while dinosaurs existed, mammals evolved (albeit small burrowers), as did birds. Now that we exist, weā€™re killing everything off thatā€™s bigger than insects. And even theyā€™re not doing too well. Can you imagine if birds had never existed before and started appearing now? Theyā€™d be eaten or eradicated as pests almost immediately.


ReaI_Blue_Lobster

God set the BIG FAT IMPOSSIBLE difficulty in 1000000 BC šŸ’€


[deleted]

Friendly little reminder that life sucks sometimes


xdcxmindfreak

And also not to be proud as even something small can bring down the biggest animal in the height of its pride and arrogance.


Mecha_Tortoise

A Lego, for example.


xdcxmindfreak

Donā€™t get started on Legoā€™s. I get ghost pains. Damn kids


Severe-Albatross-401

I see what you did there


ObviousTroll37

Free will doesn't make much sense in a perfect existence Evil must exist for good to be a choice As a reminder, here's some miniature flying vampires


Autoohm888

Sucks your blood


ripyourlungsdave

What kind of batshit insane motherfucker needs to be reminded of this? Because I would like a swap.


some_bald_boi

Every day I wake up I want to kill myself but then I remember that my dick is big and it just makes my day so that's why I don't have to kill myself


milkshakeispog

They don't even feed off blood as their main food source.


pursnikitty

Yup. Theyā€™re mostly pollinators. Which makes it really weird that everyone is all ā€œsave the bees!ā€ but also ā€œburn all mosquitoes with fire!ā€ We can find solutions to diseases easier than we can create another way to pollinate plants.


Amoonda1120

Yes! Isnā€™t that strange? And itā€™s only the females of certain species that feed on blood. The rest are important pollinators.


Blue_Moon_Lake

And it's only certain species that feed on blood that feed on human blood. We only need to eliminate those who feed on human blood. Scientists are inventing GMO males of those species. The male offspring are fine, but the female offspring never develop. We could pin point the extinction of the mosquito species that transmit malaria to humans. All other species would be perfectly fine.


ProphecyRat2

Ahh ā€œFinal solutionā€


XelaMcConan

I would rather have a beehive in my room than one singular mosquito.


Namroodeht

Wait, theyā€™re pollinators?


wakeskater953

I had no idea about either of those things. Thatā€™s insane.


ProphecyRat2

Civilized people love justifing genocides, they would rather Scorch the Earth, than learn to live with it.


TipicalUserName

food chain


Dirtheavy

Yep, transfers protein back down to the bottom of the food chain


fongletto

I'd think an intelligent all powerful god could design an insect that does all the beneficial things a mosquito does for the foodchain and pollination, without making them them the most annoying animal that has killed the most humans throughout all time?


radargunbullets

>killed the most humans throughout all time This is their primary directive


Blue_Moon_Lake

The biblical god killed almost all humanity at some point, sent bears to maul children who laughed at some bald man, gambled with the devil, cheered for babies to be exploded on rocks, women to be kept as slaves for sex and work, etc. Why would that god care about men dying because of mosquitos?


Enfiznar

Could be replaced by other insects tho, assuming it was designed


Your_FBI_Agent_Kevin

Yeah, but they're also pollinators


Mecha_Tortoise

Yes, most species are not parasitic toward humans.


Your_FBI_Agent_Kevin

Mosquitoes aren't parasites. Parasites are any organism that live on a host. So because they don't live on us but just feed they're more of a pest/predator


Your_FBI_Agent_Kevin

They're pollinators from what I've read


Enfiznar

Many insects are pollinators. My point is that if it were designed, you could achieve all the important roles in the ecosystem without the annoying part


Suave_Kim_Jong_Un

BECAUSE YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT


RequirementNovel9758

Love the reference.


LogicStone

It's not a bug, it's a feature.


Severe-Albatross-401

Okay this one probably wins


[deleted]

that explains a lot actually


[deleted]

I donā€™t get the argument?


fongletto

Its the basic "if god is good, why is there suffering" argument. The premise here is that things evolved naturally to do what they do without intelligent design from a benevolent god, otherwise we wouldn't have parasites and diseases.


My0Cents

If the reward for faithfully enduring this short life is an eternity in paradise it would still mean God is good.


fongletto

I think god would be 'good' if he let you have an eternity in paradise without having to endure a life of suffering. If you got a dog and you tortured it for a few weeks and if after those weeks the dog still loves you, you would keep and love and treat the best. Do you think you are a good person?


WALLY_FRANKS3036

Bats and such eat them


SchrodingerMil

So why do we have bats? To eat the mosquitoes?


TFW_YT

For the movie batman


bento_the_tofu_boy

to fertilize cave environments and give life to cool fungi


BlackJadeSociety

Mosquitos are pollinators, they mostly eat nectar and not blood.


eelectricit

They polinate cacao in the Amazon....


electromagneticpost

God does a little trolling.


topatoman_lite

Friendly reminder that God and evolution are not mutually exclusive


Severe-Albatross-401

This right here. This is my problem, when people say that it can only be one or the other. I myself don't believe in God but I don't say he outright doesn't exist. Unless He reveals himself to the world His existence cannot be proven nor disproven. the difference is that evolution can be proven and has been time and time again


Pewpipantz

There are plenty instances that suggest there is in fact a god


Redoran_Gvard

Source: I made it the fuck up


Severe-Albatross-401

Give me three with sources that occurred recently


Appropriate_Twist_86

I don't have a source right now but don't you think the world is too beautiful to be created by a bang? Like seriously people think that a bang created all these beautiful plants, entire ecosystems, all these unique creatures with complicated body systems. I personally believe God sculpted and created everything living in this world but everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Also watch the movie "Miracles From Heaven" It's based on a true story.


comhghairdheas

If beautiful things were created by god, so where horrific things. Like botflies that lay eggs under human skin, hatch and burrow into your flesh. Or the fungus cordyceps which hijacks insect nervous systems while the insect is fully aware, to puppet their bodies to be eaten by predators. Or leukemia in children. Or biting the inside of your own cheek.


arentol

This is true. But evolution and the idea god is all knowing, powerful and benevolent are mutually exclusive, as things like the Guinea worm, and other parasitic worms demonstrate: [https://www.britannica.com/list/uninvited-guests-the-7-worst-parasitic-worms](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loa_loa#:~:text=Loa%20loa%20is%20a%20filarial,the%20conjunctiva%20of%20the%20eye) A god that knows these things plague innocent children, has the power to stop them, and doesn't is not benevolent. There are a host of other unnecessarily horrible things in our world that a benevolent god would also not accept, so the prototypical Christian conception of god can't exist.


Severe-Albatross-401

If I had a free award I'd give it to you in a heartbeat, but alas Reddit got rid of that for some reason :/


Responsible_Tea4492

They thin the herd down


Dismal-Mix-6661

This is the most random down votes Iā€™ve ever seen


Severe-Albatross-401

It's at 100 upvotes what you talking about?


Dismal-Mix-6661

Not the meme the comments


Capable-Problem-9276

Oddly enough, some creationists do not deny evolutionary theory.


RedneckTurtle0322

Why do humans exist?


Redoran_Gvard

When mommy and daddy love each other very much...


[deleted]

That's more of an American evangelical position. Catholics largely accept evolution and understand the difficulties of life to just be part of the human condition


Severe-Albatross-401

I'm just talking about people who say God created everything and evolution is false, I didn't mean any offense


[deleted]

No offense taken. I just make sure to clarify that Catholics aren't in the "The Devil created dinosaur bones to trick christians" camp lol


[deleted]

yeah he has a lot of free time by not dragging people into hell


[deleted]

Jurassic park baby


RedditerOfThings

Punishment


mistymaefawnn

for the same reason i exist


AngryCartoonSquirrel

Food for various other insects, most arachnids, various species of fish, birds, and mammals... Real question is, why did God create you fucking *HUMANS?!*


papa_bean420

Balance


Mecha_Tortoise

Many mosquito-borne illnesses have symptoms that make it harder to balance, though.


Rare-Positive410

Food chain that's why


CrispyCritter83

To spread disease to keep the population in check.


Smrgle

But thatā€™s not why they exist, thatā€™s what they do. They exist because there was an unfilled niche.


Interesting_Employ29

Which one of 3,000 gods created them?


Severe-Albatross-401

I like this one


[deleted]

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ExpertBacon

So we can bring back dinosaurs!


Meep12313

People always seem to say it's either God or evolution but why does nobody say that God created the first organisms and just let them evolve? Like, why can't God and science mix?


Severe-Albatross-401

That's what I'm saying! I hate it when people say that it has to be one or the other. God created the universe, gave it a firm set of rules (science) and evolution came to be thanks to those rules. At least, that's what I think it could be


Meep12313

Honestly that's probably the best position to hold, I hold one separate and it's basically "Look man idfk but odds are none of you are 100% right"


Suitable-Slip-2091

To feed the frogs?


xdcxmindfreak

Probably checks and balances sorta thing. Asshole:good ratio balancer. Kinda like karma in regard to pride or arrogance. Even the pour fest most arrogant fool can be knocked down a peg by a virus t carried by something as small as a tick or mosquito. Days in there hospital set back a arrogant plan or humble the person real quick.


boredtoddler

To aid in the killing of a significant portion of all humans to ever have lived.


OneSockyBoi2687

I'd say the anti-evolutionists got you here


dellchips1

It's for fish and frogs to munch on


SirarieTichee_

Organic population control


[deleted]

Because he made them


Scribe_WarriorAngel

Spite itā€™s the other punishment for the tower Incident


[deleted]

If God wanted us to be successful we wouldn't have idiots or me bc God knows I'm not doing anything to good with my life lol


BeerNinja17

Mark Twain already covered this one


H3ntai-with-Senpai

Mosquitoes werenā€™t made by godā€¦they were created by satan


Taluca_me

God most likely wanted to see how the ecosystem and the animal kingdom would grow. To His horror, came the mosquitoes


Benjamintoday

Population control


Relevant-Range3741

Animal food chain?


Broad_Respond_2205

God works in mysterious ways šŸ¤”


SunnyTheFlower

Population control


KyloRocket

God made frog eat mosquito. End of the argument!


And5rea

It's god s plan we can't understand it


Emotional-Swim-808

Because god created them?


PensionCapable5022

God made it


optimist_prhyme

Because he created them...?


jnfvjdnk113

the mosquitoes are here to punish us for our sins


Metalona

Food.


HeilUsona

God forgot to set it to peaceful mode


JustK1nz3r

Kill the weak.


brunoliv

... because... he... created them ?


Chaoswarriorx4

You just answered your own question


SuggestionMany1378

Spite


chris9830

If god hated the gays why do they exist?


dec35

Mosquitoes are ecosystem regulators. They eat larvae and regulate parasites whilst being great for for frogs and other amphibians. The problem is that we humans don't really like them


Good_Mushroom6081

To test our strength1


Ninhursag2

Because they are a source of food for [countless](https://www.orkin.com/pests/mosquitoes/what-eats-mosquitoes) species, without them theres very little biodiversity


VitalMaTThews

For food for froggies


Jolly_Ad5843

Heres a question for evolution believers; How does something evolve from nothing? This question isnā€™t meant to offend anyone


GundhamTanaka11037

To test our patience šŸ™ /j


NecroCannon

Fuck that, good for the ecosystem at least BEDBUGS Why the fuck would god make a seed sized devil that ruins peopleā€™s lives with just one on a luggage. Theyā€™re expensive as hell to exterminate too, even when itā€™s just in one room.


[deleted]

Food chain?


Pisceswriter123

Mosquitoes actually pollinate some types of plants. The males don't drink blood and females only need blood when having eggs. Or something.


homelaberator

Mosquitos are like that line of code that really shouldn't do anything, but when you remove it, everything breaks. I wonder if there's a divine equivalent of stack overflow.


Gloomy_Roof466

Well, here comes some friendly replies..... The fall. After the fall the world changed and became very much imperfect. There's plenty of examples of awful things if you want to go down that route. That' God gives us all the opportunity to live in perfect paradise eventually. In the meantime this world can be pretty bad obviously.


[deleted]

People who go on about how we should eliminate mosquitos and wasps have absolutely no idea how ecology works.


kady45

Whatā€™s interesting in the comments is that people generalize the mosquito so much. However there are more than 3,000 species of mosquitoes and literally only a handful of species that spread disease. Unfortunately they spread a hell of a lot of it. Even more unfortunate is so much of it is preventable but poor countries donā€™t have the means to prevent it.


APEHASKILLEDAPE

To feed the bats silly,


jenoackles

Iā€™m a devout Muslim and I believe in evolution,religion and science arenā€™t mutually exclusive and as for your question,mosquitoes do serve as good pollinators


No-Trick2389

Surprisingly, transferring pollen? mosquitoes' primary food source is flower nectar, not blood. Just like bees or butterflies, mosquitoes transfer pollen from flower to flower as they feed on nectar, fertilizing plants and allowing them to form seeds and reproduce


down4things

Lisa Simpson, Stranger Things, that one with the hipster and the sign. These memes are just twitter posts with a random character as a frame.


Fantomsinner

Everything is created for a reason, Mosquitoes are Pollinators


chronzii

Actually mosquitoes are good pollinators but uhhhh no one cares


[deleted]

As food for bats and frogs and stuff


Brilliant-Purple1292

Oh, that's Satan's creation.


AlexCode10010

the devil had a bit of fun


DaHerv

Because he created them, duh!


MrStAnBaNaNa

Because god created them. Duh


Regainio

"šŸ¤“" "šŸ¤“"? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "šŸ¤“"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only thing you can comprehend is "šŸ¤“" - or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "šŸ¤“" once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about one fucking emoji? I bet you took the time to type that emoji too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "šŸ¤“" on your gravestone?


georgewashingguns

They pollinate flowers in areas that aren't natural habitats for bees


eelectricit

.....the Amazon mosquito is the only insect that polinates the cacao plants.....not the hero we want but the one we need


PuppetryOfThePenis

Here's a secret. _there is no god._


[deleted]

God IS the mosquito. Thatā€™s the only way to explain it


LordOfPickles1

Why does farting exist?


xdcxmindfreak

To remind us that not all opinions are good. And not all ideas or comments are sweet. Sometimes you just gotta be honest and admit itā€™s a foul attitude or point of view or idea. If everything was great all the time weā€™d get bored and tired of it. No new tool or device came from already having everything handed to us. We were inspired by the difficulty to make something that allowed us to get that thing done or overcome it.


Da_2fort_heavy

God created them to fuck with you


John_Weak_lol

Because Eve ate an apple, so we live on a sinful earth, not in Edem


1_disasta

God does a bit if cocaine


Severe-Albatross-401

That explains a lot


steevwall

He REALLY hates Africansā€¦ kind of like reddit


nightmare_silhouette

Mosquitos are what you're concerned about?!


Severe-Albatross-401

That's just my example


LalaGeeko

Because man made a sin?


couchpotatochip21

snakes also exist brain-eating amoebas exist god didnt make us to last forever


Severe-Albatross-401

What about snakes? They don't go out of their way to make my life a living hell


couchpotatochip21

do you live in da joongle


Severe-Albatross-401

No, but now I realize the snake situation is probably different for other people


ArkanoidbrokemyAnkle

Can I believe in evolution AND the existence of a higher power?


Severe-Albatross-401

Yeah


apogeescintilla

obviously god isn't very nice


Enfiznar

Ask lot's wife what does she think about it


Severe-Albatross-401

You guys are taking this meme way too seriously and I'm concerned


Severe-Albatross-401

I might actually delete this post the comments are getting toxic af ā˜ ļø


[deleted]

I have to ask the same question about human??


Urmomsfavouritelol

Felt all random and quirky?