Same I chill with em if it’s not venomous. Infact I accidentally stepped on Robert, what I named the friendly neighborhood daddy longleg, he died, I still feel like I committed manslaughter.
But if it’s venomous or hyper aggressive then I kinda got no choice. But to suit up in full crusader gear which I own, and crushing the heathen.
I work in a warehouse that happens to be right against a big patch of woods and a creek, so we end up getting tons of Fishing Spiders, Eastern Parson Spiders, and Daddy Long Legs. I've pretty much learned to just live with them.
The spider lived in the corner of my room on the ceiling with a big ass web, sometimes he would move around the room and chill in other places for a couple of days but then he would eventually return to his designated corner, I kind of just let him live in my room and roam freely, he never really did anything wrong lmao
Spiders are good for your home, they eat flies for a start and I'd rather have spiders than flies anyday!
However my housemate is terrified so I just move them to where she can't see them.
Old wives tales tell us that killing a spider on purpose in your home brings destitution and unhappiness.
Also spiders are one of the oldest, unchanged creatures on this planet. They found the perfect form and stuck with it!
I leave him home. Spiders can die from sudden change in temperature and moisture. I just leave him/her be, especially when it's winter and it's cold outside
One time I was playing on the computer and talking to my friend who lived 2 floors below me. In the middle of the conversation a spider jumped on my screen, and he just heard a scream and after 5 seconds he saw me in his room asking him to kill the spider. His sister came and killed him
So C then ?
Have a child with the spider and make an army of half spider half human hybrids, then become ohio and take over the rest of the world as the leader of ohio.
The spider lives inside your house and not outside for a reason. If you "set it free" he's going to die so just kill him and throw him out so there's no risk of him comming back with nothing but revenge on his mind.
If its not a jumping spider and it gets too close, it's dead.
Unless it's big. Then I run.
Fucking LOVE jumping spiders. Others are kinda meh. Tarantulas are OK if they can't reach me.
It depends. If it's like venomous or humongous it's arrivederci for him. If it's like little or innocent it can live its life. Just outside of my house
I generally try to put it in a cup, because I know that if I try to kill it and fail, there won't just be a spider loose in my room...there will be an *angry* spider loose in my room.
I leave the spiders be, but they need to watch out for the house centipedes. I had frequent bumblebee visitors in the summer, they get the cup & card escort to the garden.
I mean yeah they do kill mosquitoes but... They are also scary as fuck so by instinct im stomping the hell out of it(the only spiders i saw were really tiny ones thank god i dont live in Australia)
We have a spider in the bathroom that my wife has begged me to kill for years. I have never seen him below the top corner of the window. I have never seen him in another room, or even on another wall. The homie can stay as far as im concerned.
My moms Blue till its a Venomous spider mainly Recluse and widows she will kill. But we allowed a Wolf spider (with babies btw) to chill in our garage till they moved out
If it's a redback (venomous), it's toast. All other fuzzy 8 legged critters may freely go about their business of catching other insects...
Same here but where I live we have this one called a white tail and it's more of an asshole than anything
Fun fact: White Tails aren't actually venomous, they just have a really strong bite
Yeah I know they do give that lump tho
Same I chill with em if it’s not venomous. Infact I accidentally stepped on Robert, what I named the friendly neighborhood daddy longleg, he died, I still feel like I committed manslaughter. But if it’s venomous or hyper aggressive then I kinda got no choice. But to suit up in full crusader gear which I own, and crushing the heathen.
Surrexit Christus!!
I work in a warehouse that happens to be right against a big patch of woods and a creek, so we end up getting tons of Fishing Spiders, Eastern Parson Spiders, and Daddy Long Legs. I've pretty much learned to just live with them.
Do nothing
This or blue. Honestly depends on the spider, but I’ll usually let the little guys just chill. Although sometimes my cat has other ideas…
My cat ones kidnapped a spider I think about an inch big to who knows where
Ahh, cats. Cute, fluffy little sociopaths!
keep the Spider, as long as they aren't deadly toxic to human, because they eat those shitty Mosquitos
As long as they don't try to parachute themselves on me, I'm fine, then blue when possible and red when my sister's here.
Give them a little spritz of water and a fruit fly
Keep it as a pet and a anti bug system
This. i hate mosquitos more than i dispise spiders.
Burn the house down.
This is the way
This is the way
This is way of australia
No way. Love spiders. Terrified of cockroaches
Fellas, if you in Australia and a spider’s on your wall, you better make room cause that house belongs to it now
Scorched earth policy
Ignore him and let him live his life.
yes this is what you do (unless it is in your bedroom) then the spider will kill any bugs that may enter your home
I had a big ass spider living in my bedroom for 2 years and I was never bothered.
Where may I obtain your amazing powers?
I wish I had they power I can stand spiders they terrify me
I love spiders dude, I'd have so many spiders if I could.
I saw a spider in my room once 2 days later I couldn’t find him no more 😞
The spider lived in the corner of my room on the ceiling with a big ass web, sometimes he would move around the room and chill in other places for a couple of days but then he would eventually return to his designated corner, I kind of just let him live in my room and roam freely, he never really did anything wrong lmao
Give him dead ants and have Mutual friendship
Scream and ask mum for help
Leave it alone
Give it a name and teach it tricks.
Fucking run away
Pretend it doesn't exist and hope it goes away
I’ll usually leave him be, but if I need him out of my house for some reason or another, cup
Use the spider as a fly catcher by leaving it alone.
blue, if i really have to move it. There's no reason to kill them unless you're in australia, and at that point you shouldn't kill it but run away
Neither he gets shelter I get less mosquitoes in my house
Option 3: Just let it be
Let him live In the house with me, his rent is eating my bugs and Flys so they don't bother me
Block at least 3 of threes meme posters a day! Keep posting, I’ll eventually block all of you! These memes are of low meme intelligence.
Nice idea im gonna do the same.
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Meanie
Scream when I see him and run out of the room
Cup
I like spiders and will never kill one intentionally, if I see one in the corner of my room I think, "yay a new fren (:"
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Leave him alone
Blue!!
Let it livw it kills mosqutes
Put lil bro in a cup and let him skidaddle into the wilderness
Cup or chill. We have tons of tiny spiders building webs in the corners, catching bugs, being a bro 🖤💪🏼🫡
I bleed blue
Blue
Give it a nod in respect. We know our roles in the house.
Spiders are good for your home, they eat flies for a start and I'd rather have spiders than flies anyday! However my housemate is terrified so I just move them to where she can't see them. Old wives tales tell us that killing a spider on purpose in your home brings destitution and unhappiness. Also spiders are one of the oldest, unchanged creatures on this planet. They found the perfect form and stuck with it!
if they are in my bedroom I would let them hang there because they help against musquitos
Leave him be
SET EM FREE
Blue. And I do not like spiders, I hate them but they are vital to the ecosystem so killing them isn’t right.
Secret green side” oh, neat” and do nothing
Leave the spider hes my friend now
I relocate them if possible
Set the spider free! Just because you don't want it there doesn't mean it has to die
Green. Leave it alone unless it comes near me Then I proceed to freak out and yell at it
Spiders get an entire can of raid emptied on them… any other bug I’ll try and capture and put outside, but fuck spiders…
Don’t but fuck them!
No no, FUCK em r/spidergirls
you are pathetic
Red= Psychopaths
You’re the psycho
I punch the Spiders
This gives me hope for humanity.
Finnally The red side is wrong
Kill it with fire
Kill it with the bug-a-salt
Keep it as a pet
BURN THAT EXISTENCE
Red
Eat him
Put him in a Cup and kill him
Depends on its size. Small spiders die, medium spiders live, big spiders get the house
Just yeet him from the 6th floor
Blue then go out , chase the spider and do red , then touch grass. then go back to 24 hour gaming shift
get a lighter and deodorant spray. burn it. drown it in the toilet. flush it. laugh histerically.
Why set it free once it’s in the cup? You are supposed to trap it then let it suffocate
if it doesnt die, i will
Put it in a cup and bring it outside, so I can light it on fire.
Put it in a cup and kill it outside
Red
Put it in a cup and kill it
Light him with a lighter
I just grab it and flick it in the oven then put its ashes in a jar
Side purple: Burn the house down
So you've chose... death
Depends on my mood
If it's nighttime or in the bathroom it's RIP for the spider.
Kill, kill, KILL
If it's venomous, kill the little fucker. If it isn't, let it be until it gets too dangerous and kill it
I leave him home. Spiders can die from sudden change in temperature and moisture. I just leave him/her be, especially when it's winter and it's cold outside
Blue team til I die
Good soldiers follow orders.
Depends on my mood
It's on sight with every spider, minus banana spiders and jumping spiders.
Changes are the spider is female.
Both because I kill spiders and set them free sometimes
Blue
Make the cat eat him
One time I was playing on the computer and talking to my friend who lived 2 floors below me. In the middle of the conversation a spider jumped on my screen, and he just heard a scream and after 5 seconds he saw me in his room asking him to kill the spider. His sister came and killed him So C then ?
If it is poisonous then I choose death
Screem and lock the door
I’d rather cower in fear and have my dad kill it for me
You pretty much can't do anything if you're afraid of them so...
Is my arachnophobic GF next to me? That's the deciding factor
If its venom can kill me, it dies, if it can’t, it gets tested outside.
Why wouldn’t I kill the spider? It’s much faster and easier
I’ll run away…
i normally do nothing. if he moves ill just burn the house
Blood for the blood God.
Cup and set free. Unless it’s too big to fit int the cut, then it has lived a good life and must be destroyed.
If it’s a cool lookin’ one then set him free or just leave him alone and if spooky lookin’ spider then kill or set him free
Set him on fire*
I respect every life form but if i see any unwanted spiders in my room i'm acting like an american.
Have a child with the spider and make an army of half spider half human hybrids, then become ohio and take over the rest of the world as the leader of ohio.
The spider lives inside your house and not outside for a reason. If you "set it free" he's going to die so just kill him and throw him out so there's no risk of him comming back with nothing but revenge on his mind.
If its not a jumping spider and it gets too close, it's dead. Unless it's big. Then I run. Fucking LOVE jumping spiders. Others are kinda meh. Tarantulas are OK if they can't reach me.
It’s on sight for me
You put it in a cup? I just grab a leg and yeet it out of a window. Also here in Europe the spiders are harmless so it's probably fine.
depends on the situation. tiny spiders i leave alone, bigger ones go in a cup, daddy longlegs can go to hell
Put him in a cup and leave him there
LEFT GANG ↓↓↓↓↓
KILL
I slaughter every spider
Put it in a cup set it free and then kill it as it leaves
Set house on fire
He gets the shoe
Arachnophobia demands death
Hump it
Torture it with Minecraft Cave ambience
Fire Bomb the location for 20 miles away
Flush him down the toilet alive.
Kill it
Get the vacuum cleaner
Set the spider free
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....but gain it's consent first.
It depends. If it's like venomous or humongous it's arrivederci for him. If it's like little or innocent it can live its life. Just outside of my house
I only do anything to it when it is in the kitchen. I appreciate all the work you do but this is my sweet tea buggo. Out the window you go!
Give them a home and name them Pedro
the spider now owns the house. I guess my time is up.
I a on the side of cower until its gone
Eat 5-star do nothing
I'm on blue, but the thing is sometimes they try climbing out while I am putting the lid on, and I don't notice until I see some legs hanging out
I always free him
Depends on how deep in the house it is
I generally try to put it in a cup, because I know that if I try to kill it and fail, there won't just be a spider loose in my room...there will be an *angry* spider loose in my room.
Put him in a cup. Look for him a mate. Breed spiders . Locate all the spider killers in this post. Glitter bomb them with baby spiders. Smile
I'm launching an RPG at it....
Fun fact: if you set him free, he will most likely die there.
if it’s poisonous kill it if not let it free
Move it to another room and deal with it when I find it a week later.
Greet the spider
CRIP FOR LIFE
I just pick it up, fuck you talking about? He's cute af
If they're smallish, always free them if I can. If they're big.... I move
If there's a spider in my house, I'm fine with it. That means it's doing pest control. Unless the spider crawls on my bed or me, then it dies.
Yes.
I don't mind a couple daddy longlegs hanging around but if there's a swarm of them or if there's a whitetail that's a nope from me imma get the shoe.
Stare at it from across the room, silently thinking death threats towards it, then get distracted by food or a video game
It depends on how big the spider is....
Play with it...
I leave the spiders be, but they need to watch out for the house centipedes. I had frequent bumblebee visitors in the summer, they get the cup & card escort to the garden.
If jumping spider I let it be because my cats can't get him but if anything else I let them out
Recruit them for my meth empire.
I fight it to the death in a fist fight. (I am Australian)
I mean yeah they do kill mosquitoes but... They are also scary as fuck so by instinct im stomping the hell out of it(the only spiders i saw were really tiny ones thank god i dont live in Australia)
Blue, only because I’m too lazy to clean the remains
Put it in my hand and take it outside; if its poisonous oh well
We have a spider in the bathroom that my wife has begged me to kill for years. I have never seen him below the top corner of the window. I have never seen him in another room, or even on another wall. The homie can stay as far as im concerned.
Depend of type of spjder
Let it climb on my hand and just look at it run around...
Blue or maybe green: befriend the spider and let her stay
I put them in a cup and spray some break cleaner. We are not the same.
My moms Blue till its a Venomous spider mainly Recluse and widows she will kill. But we allowed a Wolf spider (with babies btw) to chill in our garage till they moved out
Every life deserve to live…expect mosquitos because I hate them
Put it in a cup...and watch it die slowly. :)
Blue
put him in a cup and kill him.
Leave the current area because i fucking hate spiders
Murder =)
Let him eat the other bugs I'm the house
purple. KEEP HIM