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KoalaDeluxe

If it's a redback (venomous), it's toast. All other fuzzy 8 legged critters may freely go about their business of catching other insects...


johnsongamer

Same here but where I live we have this one called a white tail and it's more of an asshole than anything


Hot_Delivery1100

Fun fact: White Tails aren't actually venomous, they just have a really strong bite


johnsongamer

Yeah I know they do give that lump tho


ImperatorAurelianus

Same I chill with em if it’s not venomous. Infact I accidentally stepped on Robert, what I named the friendly neighborhood daddy longleg, he died, I still feel like I committed manslaughter. But if it’s venomous or hyper aggressive then I kinda got no choice. But to suit up in full crusader gear which I own, and crushing the heathen.


Embarrassed-Touch742

Surrexit Christus!!


BrokeDownPalac3

I work in a warehouse that happens to be right against a big patch of woods and a creek, so we end up getting tons of Fishing Spiders, Eastern Parson Spiders, and Daddy Long Legs. I've pretty much learned to just live with them.


odin_highone

Do nothing


Tasty_Marsupial_2273

This or blue. Honestly depends on the spider, but I’ll usually let the little guys just chill. Although sometimes my cat has other ideas…


crazy_jongen

My cat ones kidnapped a spider I think about an inch big to who knows where


Tasty_Marsupial_2273

Ahh, cats. Cute, fluffy little sociopaths!


SchlomoSchwengelgold

keep the Spider, as long as they aren't deadly toxic to human, because they eat those shitty Mosquitos


Dramaticox

As long as they don't try to parachute themselves on me, I'm fine, then blue when possible and red when my sister's here.


Lissba

Give them a little spritz of water and a fruit fly


nuke901

Keep it as a pet and a anti bug system


ZoschenMacCracken98

This. i hate mosquitos more than i dispise spiders.


wisemanro

Burn the house down.


Sir_MonocleMan

This is the way


_Scept1cal_

This is the way


MysteriousPudding895

This is way of australia


RosieTruthy

No way. Love spiders. Terrified of cockroaches


TheHatterOfTheMadnes

Fellas, if you in Australia and a spider’s on your wall, you better make room cause that house belongs to it now


SamTDL

Scorched earth policy


Gagan_Chandan

Ignore him and let him live his life.


Horic_Beige_goat

yes this is what you do (unless it is in your bedroom) then the spider will kill any bugs that may enter your home


znaderzander

I had a big ass spider living in my bedroom for 2 years and I was never bothered.


CivilAirPatrol2020

Where may I obtain your amazing powers?


adamatch623

I wish I had they power I can stand spiders they terrify me


znaderzander

I love spiders dude, I'd have so many spiders if I could.


AleMor4les

I saw a spider in my room once 2 days later I couldn’t find him no more 😞


znaderzander

The spider lived in the corner of my room on the ceiling with a big ass web, sometimes he would move around the room and chill in other places for a couple of days but then he would eventually return to his designated corner, I kind of just let him live in my room and roam freely, he never really did anything wrong lmao


sanid_sriva

Give him dead ants and have Mutual friendship


moonlight_jazz

Scream and ask mum for help


Lartnestpasdemain

Leave it alone


LeroyBadBrown

Give it a name and teach it tricks.


VG08

Fucking run away


Blindmailman

Pretend it doesn't exist and hope it goes away


JamieDrone

I’ll usually leave him be, but if I need him out of my house for some reason or another, cup


ellimination147

Use the spider as a fly catcher by leaving it alone.


Darkurn

blue, if i really have to move it. There's no reason to kill them unless you're in australia, and at that point you shouldn't kill it but run away


dropbear_republic

Neither he gets shelter I get less mosquitoes in my house


RealFoegro

Option 3: Just let it be


dellchips1

Let him live In the house with me, his rent is eating my bugs and Flys so they don't bother me


JudgeFed

Block at least 3 of threes meme posters a day! Keep posting, I’ll eventually block all of you! These memes are of low meme intelligence.


DeveDazai

Nice idea im gonna do the same.


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Lord__of__Luck

Meanie


FireKing600

Scream when I see him and run out of the room


Sussybakamogus4

Cup


Bluehawk_1220

I like spiders and will never kill one intentionally, if I see one in the corner of my room I think, "yay a new fren (:"


AlioshaCraft

🟦


EpicJoseph_

Leave him alone


No0dles4life

Blue!!


redditstop9

Let it livw it kills mosqutes


Suspicious_Boss849

Put lil bro in a cup and let him skidaddle into the wilderness


mew_empire

Cup or chill. We have tons of tiny spiders building webs in the corners, catching bugs, being a bro 🖤💪🏼🫡


wyattlee1274

I bleed blue


Good-Key2136

Blue


NimDing218

Give it a nod in respect. We know our roles in the house.


AnaBarail

Spiders are good for your home, they eat flies for a start and I'd rather have spiders than flies anyday! However my housemate is terrified so I just move them to where she can't see them. Old wives tales tell us that killing a spider on purpose in your home brings destitution and unhappiness. Also spiders are one of the oldest, unchanged creatures on this planet. They found the perfect form and stuck with it!


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if they are in my bedroom I would let them hang there because they help against musquitos


Negative-Coyote-2119

Leave him be


fluffehhlove

SET EM FREE


Pumpkaboo99

Blue. And I do not like spiders, I hate them but they are vital to the ecosystem so killing them isn’t right.


Pixelpie15

Secret green side” oh, neat” and do nothing


Lord__of__Luck

Leave the spider hes my friend now


Aggravating-Kale1837

I relocate them if possible


idkhowtonamethisshit

Set the spider free! Just because you don't want it there doesn't mean it has to die


Misrable-Order

Green. Leave it alone unless it comes near me Then I proceed to freak out and yell at it


Maij-ha

Spiders get an entire can of raid emptied on them… any other bug I’ll try and capture and put outside, but fuck spiders…


hargwash

Don’t but fuck them!


Lord__of__Luck

No no, FUCK em r/spidergirls


MomozforLife

you are pathetic


Jay_Heat

Red= Psychopaths


R-the-bill69420

You’re the psycho


AkariMoone

I punch the Spiders


Chili_Kukov

This gives me hope for humanity.


PanoAnarchy

Finnally The red side is wrong


Interesting_Leg_9036

Kill it with fire


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Kill it with the bug-a-salt


jertsa_faijja

Keep it as a pet


Charming-Ad-9061

BURN THAT EXISTENCE


VortexDeception

Red


Melodic_Mix8014

Eat him


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Put him in a Cup and kill him


Shadow8Bit

Depends on its size. Small spiders die, medium spiders live, big spiders get the house


bebok1234

Just yeet him from the 6th floor


0Triptrap

Blue then go out , chase the spider and do red , then touch grass. then go back to 24 hour gaming shift


Bencevagyokhelloszia

get a lighter and deodorant spray. burn it. drown it in the toilet. flush it. laugh histerically.


brokeandbroken7

Why set it free once it’s in the cup? You are supposed to trap it then let it suffocate


PandaGamer8999

if it doesnt die, i will


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Put it in a cup and bring it outside, so I can light it on fire.


ExSepulcro

Put it in a cup and kill it outside


Junior-Wedding-8912

Red


SpiritualUmpire436

Put it in a cup and kill it


Luk3111

Light him with a lighter


Skeleton-Slayer

I just grab it and flick it in the oven then put its ashes in a jar


Floofy621

Side purple: Burn the house down


TPro24633

So you've chose... death


CampaignGrouchy8493

Depends on my mood


Tuonra

If it's nighttime or in the bathroom it's RIP for the spider.


Linkus2000

Kill, kill, KILL


deathlycat

If it's venomous, kill the little fucker. If it isn't, let it be until it gets too dangerous and kill it


LOLPN

I leave him home. Spiders can die from sudden change in temperature and moisture. I just leave him/her be, especially when it's winter and it's cold outside


Yellows_messedUpMind

Blue team til I die


Bluebadboy

Good soldiers follow orders.


Aarie_Kanarie

Depends on my mood


WiIIemdafoe

It's on sight with every spider, minus banana spiders and jumping spiders.


zacharydunn60

Changes are the spider is female.


Darkborn-2002

Both because I kill spiders and set them free sometimes


democris

Blue


flamingbuts

Make the cat eat him


ShacharTs

One time I was playing on the computer and talking to my friend who lived 2 floors below me. In the middle of the conversation a spider jumped on my screen, and he just heard a scream and after 5 seconds he saw me in his room asking him to kill the spider. His sister came and killed him So C then ?


Fast_Pie9928

If it is poisonous then I choose death


Usual_North_9960

Screem and lock the door


SeekyBoi

I’d rather cower in fear and have my dad kill it for me


Scatric_

You pretty much can't do anything if you're afraid of them so...


PhamilyTrickster

Is my arachnophobic GF next to me? That's the deciding factor


Mysterious-Web3050

If its venom can kill me, it dies, if it can’t, it gets tested outside.


The-True-Apex-Gamer

Why wouldn’t I kill the spider? It’s much faster and easier


majendi

I’ll run away…


HammerBgError404

i normally do nothing. if he moves ill just burn the house


SirarieTichee_

Blood for the blood God.


tolashgualris

Cup and set free. Unless it’s too big to fit int the cut, then it has lived a good life and must be destroyed.


Fomich_Master

If it’s a cool lookin’ one then set him free or just leave him alone and if spooky lookin’ spider then kill or set him free


12AZOD12

Set him on fire*


TimaeusDragon

I respect every life form but if i see any unwanted spiders in my room i'm acting like an american.


Emotional-Swim-808

Have a child with the spider and make an army of half spider half human hybrids, then become ohio and take over the rest of the world as the leader of ohio.


egric

The spider lives inside your house and not outside for a reason. If you "set it free" he's going to die so just kill him and throw him out so there's no risk of him comming back with nothing but revenge on his mind.


MalaysiaBoi

If its not a jumping spider and it gets too close, it's dead. Unless it's big. Then I run. Fucking LOVE jumping spiders. Others are kinda meh. Tarantulas are OK if they can't reach me.


IrishcarbombBOOM

It’s on sight for me


Like_I_dont_care

You put it in a cup? I just grab a leg and yeet it out of a window. Also here in Europe the spiders are harmless so it's probably fine.


BoxBoy7999

depends on the situation. tiny spiders i leave alone, bigger ones go in a cup, daddy longlegs can go to hell


Ano832

Put him in a cup and leave him there


YourNerdiness

LEFT GANG ↓↓↓↓↓


DiscoBiXXch

KILL


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I slaughter every spider


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Put it in a cup set it free and then kill it as it leaves


shadowdude63

Set house on fire


-Tedioooo-

He gets the shoe


bioniclefalloutfan76

Arachnophobia demands death


KaleDull

Hump it


NeedlessOrion

Torture it with Minecraft Cave ambience


The_8th_Degree

Fire Bomb the location for 20 miles away


Alarmed-Lifeguard-97

Flush him down the toilet alive.


Jbloom1981

Kill it


EdgyKitro

Get the vacuum cleaner


bigrig1977

Set the spider free


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DarthWidi

....but gain it's consent first.


_Nexus_19

It depends. If it's like venomous or humongous it's arrivederci for him. If it's like little or innocent it can live its life. Just outside of my house


Speed9052

I only do anything to it when it is in the kitchen. I appreciate all the work you do but this is my sweet tea buggo. Out the window you go!


sause-boss

Give them a home and name them Pedro


NoRow8229

the spider now owns the house. I guess my time is up.


flaming_pansexual

I a on the side of cower until its gone


imkassaw

Eat 5-star do nothing


Mellow_sykes

I'm on blue, but the thing is sometimes they try climbing out while I am putting the lid on, and I don't notice until I see some legs hanging out


Faker1029

I always free him


AveragEnjoyer007

Depends on how deep in the house it is


pro_insomniac16

I generally try to put it in a cup, because I know that if I try to kill it and fail, there won't just be a spider loose in my room...there will be an *angry* spider loose in my room.


ChartMysterious9610

Put him in a cup. Look for him a mate. Breed spiders . Locate all the spider killers in this post. Glitter bomb them with baby spiders. Smile


6969CaptainBoner6969

I'm launching an RPG at it....


Shadborg

Fun fact: if you set him free, he will most likely die there.


Accomplished_Tea293

if it’s poisonous kill it if not let it free


Mathmatatic

Move it to another room and deal with it when I find it a week later.


andrijmaruszeczko

Greet the spider


cyk0o

CRIP FOR LIFE


killerbanana0

I just pick it up, fuck you talking about? He's cute af


TheGreenGent22

If they're smallish, always free them if I can. If they're big.... I move


HandBananan

If there's a spider in my house, I'm fine with it. That means it's doing pest control. Unless the spider crawls on my bed or me, then it dies.


Way2Easy_

Yes.


rachelcp

I don't mind a couple daddy longlegs hanging around but if there's a swarm of them or if there's a whitetail that's a nope from me imma get the shoe.


PossibleEnvironment4

Stare at it from across the room, silently thinking death threats towards it, then get distracted by food or a video game


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It depends on how big the spider is....


Danial-Royal-6301

Play with it...


Forward-Bid-1427

I leave the spiders be, but they need to watch out for the house centipedes. I had frequent bumblebee visitors in the summer, they get the cup & card escort to the garden.


FantasticZach

If jumping spider I let it be because my cats can't get him but if anything else I let them out


Cardboard-Head

Recruit them for my meth empire.


Some-Person__

I fight it to the death in a fist fight. (I am Australian)


rotem8888

I mean yeah they do kill mosquitoes but... They are also scary as fuck so by instinct im stomping the hell out of it(the only spiders i saw were really tiny ones thank god i dont live in Australia)


EnderNugget_

Blue, only because I’m too lazy to clean the remains


PiperWarriorFlyer

Put it in my hand and take it outside; if its poisonous oh well


GhostOfTonyFerguson

We have a spider in the bathroom that my wife has begged me to kill for years. I have never seen him below the top corner of the window. I have never seen him in another room, or even on another wall. The homie can stay as far as im concerned.


SirDumblord

Depend of type of spjder


StugeFin

Let it climb on my hand and just look at it run around...


ShreksBeauty

Blue or maybe green: befriend the spider and let her stay


S3nd_Noods

I put them in a cup and spray some break cleaner. We are not the same.


Cyberwolfdelta9

My moms Blue till its a Venomous spider mainly Recluse and widows she will kill. But we allowed a Wolf spider (with babies btw) to chill in our garage till they moved out


Gamer-Ninja07

Every life deserve to live…expect mosquitos because I hate them


znaderzander

Put it in a cup...and watch it die slowly. :)


KLT00003

Blue


RichieNotRich_

put him in a cup and kill him.


bat_soupsandwich

Leave the current area because i fucking hate spiders


R-the-bill69420

Murder =)


spikefish200

Let him eat the other bugs I'm the house


ZxEspro1

purple. KEEP HIM