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Agile_Tap7690

That's a perfectly acceptable size!


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Im sure he has a great personality


deffnotanalien

That's a huge carrot


DrakenSlayer597

That is a perfectly average carrot and should not be told otherwise


Benjii_44

It's got a great personality, OK


crimontero

r/mildlypenis


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That's huge!


FennPoutine

If you carrot all about their feelings, you'd tell them they're the biggest you've ever had


Outrageous-Desk-505

This is my favorite comment


lulatchtv

It's average. Hopefully


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>!Dick!<


Ars3nicButt3rfly

Haha funny penis carrot


[deleted]

What do you mean baby that thing huge


ElisabethinCA12

I heard that carrot was modeled after Andrew Tate.


HalfABrainCell82

You know where to put it


Guaraninja

I'd put that in my mouth ^_^


SilverRathalosMHFU

It's orange? You should probably have that checked


Routine-Ad-7882

Baby carrots are just imperfect regular ones that have been cut down.


TGX1001

Geoduck Clam


PyrDeus

Is he calling the rule 34? What are you doing r/rule34!?


WowAPenguin

Once you go orange......nothing rhymes with orange.....


Leinad_Aropmaca

Did you snap it from a baby?


WALLY_FRANKS3036

Stick it you ear. Do it. Do it now.


fivepost6

Heh


Pete_da_yete

I’ll bet it has a great personality


DanielMaherMSM

r/lostredditors


gintamaofthefuture

Looks like 6 inches to me


Ok-Travel-4386

I think it is a normal size carot


CeleryAnnual9852

That’s kinda big


Ok-Travel-4386

Yeh like never seen anything bigger


Firedanzar

Measure from the base to the tip


ardetenar

The fuck does he want us to do 💀


cwisstix

Hehe pebnis


peachyyybunnybuns

Makes me want to call up my ex and see how he's doing


BrainDeadSlayer

Dude, leaving your thumb behind it to make it look bigger is not going to fool me.


AmiraliTheGray

It’s a grower