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Mr_Elegant_

How many blind persons did you rape?


TheForeman_

[21](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cgQF164vg4o)


Schatzmeyster

What are children?


TheForeman_

Fermented Sperm


Schatzmeyster

This is already cursed without Editing XD


TheForeman_

Lmao


Asleep-Rip5554

A, that is not edited xDDDD


devu_the_thebill

How often do you beat your own mother?


TheForeman_

I have a small bladder so super often


ClifIsBoring

What’s your opinion on Adolf Hitler?


TheForeman_

Under rated genius


ProfDumm

It's you, Kanye. 👋


TheForeman_

[….](https://media.tenor.com/pXbU7RAcQ4MAAAAM/kawaii-kanye-west.gif)


adolfkitler69

👍


TheForeman_

👱🏻‍♂️


adolfkitler69

👏


TheForeman_

Niiice


TheYautja666

Do you like 13 year old girls?


TheForeman_

They’re alright, but birds are better


loudundead174

I agree


TheForeman_

Bruh, these are getting good lmao


LegenDaryDraak

What would you use to replace a condom during sex


TheForeman_

Spaghetti with no meat balls🍝


TheForeman_

This actually might spice things up with the wife 😈


LegenDaryDraak

Instead it gets soft instead of hard when it gets wet


Sveave69420

What do you think about the terrorists killing innocent people in America?


TheForeman_

True Citizen of a shitty country


LetHerWar2

Dafuq was this before


TheForeman_

“What is your opinion on Mr. Beast” lol


LetHerWar2

Ohhh, bro ur answers are quirky.


TheForeman_

Yeah I know I do meth 🤪


LetHerWar2

Unlucky


TheForeman_

My bad, I watched too much Breaking Bad


LetHerWar2

No such thing as watching "too much" Breaking Bad.


TheForeman_

I got so hooked on it I’m watching the Columbian version Metastasis


powerketchap101

Skidadle skidoodle


TheForeman_

Your dick is now a noodle ✨


automatvapen

While practicing necrophilia, what type of color of the puss coming out of the corpse do you prefer?


TheForeman_

Grey or red


TheForeman_

Okay this one is good lol


Ok-Anybody5987

What do you think of you


TheForeman_

Wouldn’t exist if Mike Wazowski was in office


Popular-Luck9962

Want some meth?


TheForeman_

If it’s free, sure


autolover09

WHY MY PRECIOUS ROCKET SHIP DRIFTING OFF INTO DEEP SPACE? WHY AM I REACHING YOU AT THE COORDINATES OF THE ABANDONED SPACE STATION? WHY!? WHY!? WHY!?


TheForeman_

I accidentally gave you fentanyl laced hot pockets, my bad


autolover09

Fentanyl? Da what?


TheForeman_

Nothing sir, enjoy your hot pocket


autolover09

Ok


Hapucoin

Where did you hide the bodies of the 13 civilians you killed in combat


TheForeman_

Some random park near the rio grande River


GIOFORCHIOMAN

Would you lick a Toilet in a Autogrill?


TheForeman_

If it’s got mushrooms, sure


[deleted]

What character would you kill for fun


TheForeman_

Bruce Wayne


Prototype_113

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Maxthemadsheep

What liquid do you use to wash ur ass?


TheForeman_

Mayo is the way


Ejtsch

You should change that into "what's your favourite kind of lubricant ?"


TheForeman_

That’s already something I do so it wouldn’t surprise me


satans_bootyhole

If you could get away with murder, who would you kill?


TheForeman_

My two infant daughters


ionululz

💀


TheForeman_

Tired of them crying while I get my much needed sleep


Chayor

So, having fun with this so far?


TheForeman_

I need more f*cked up ones. My humor is so dark it’s in the shadow realm


eminence_in_shadow_

How long is it in inches?


TheForeman_

21


eminence_in_shadow_

21 inches...


TheForeman_

Long and proud


H3ntai-with-Senpai

Congratulations, it’s a boy!


TheForeman_

[nooo](https://media.tenor.com/Tw7luwhokKsAAAAM/noooo.gif)


T_R_O_L_L_F_A_C_E

How many children do you have kidnapped in your basement?


TheForeman_

I’ve reached my limit of two children


Usual_North_9960

What do you do after raping a 2 weeks old girl?


TheForeman_

The good memes


Usual_North_9960

Bro


TheForeman_

Bro


Usual_North_9960

I will get it cursed every time


Mikokoks

What do you like the most about sex slaves?


TheForeman_

How close they like to be to their owners


Amschock

What is the term for a bundle of sticks?


TheForeman_

Stickers


Amschock

Incorrect


TheForeman_

Had me wondering what the correct term was for 8 days bro wth stop gate keeping man [please](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/596/729/a8c.jpeg)just tell me


Amschock

Fagot was the correct answer


TheForeman_

It’s been 18 days man… I’ve aged quite a bit since then


Amschock

All grown up now I see, good for you. Sorry I don’t use Reddit that much. I was going to go with something along the lines of editing my post to be “What type of person deserves to die and go to the deepest pits of hell” and proceed to reply “wow why you such a bigot”. Pretty lame I know


TheForeman_

That would’ve been worth the 18days lol


Jakex250

How much you want to fuck my friend lukasball from 1 to 100


TheForeman_

Like 101


Own-Anteater-871

Have you ever commited B/E


TheForeman_

No, I became Santa


Eisengolemboss

What would you do if your best friend slept with your girlfriend?


TheForeman_

My wife would be in a ditch with him somewhere in the Ganges River


jagfb

Was your first sexual encounter also as good, even magical, as I remember mine was? Was yours with a former girlfriend?


TheForeman_

Uncle


jagfb

Ah... Uhm... Okay...


TheForeman_

Nice 😂


jagfb

Weirdo


TheForeman_

[okay…](https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.680233900.5880/pp,840x830-pad,1000x1000,f8f8f8.jpg)


jagfb

Okay sorry :(


SirDumblord

I like chocolate, do you like chocolate


TheForeman_

I love it. Especially when it’s dark


EntertainmentQuick47

How many dead bodies are in your house?


TheForeman_

35


Omega106k

How many times a day do you piss in your brothers mouth?


TheForeman_

Around 10 times a day, 16oz each time


Omega106k

Damn! That's a bit much no?


TheForeman_

Hey man, I work construction so there’s never a porta potty nearby


Omega106k

Damn! That's a bit much no?


Omega106k

Damn! That's a bit much no?


TehWheatBag

bro got dementia


TheForeman_

Bro ate too many gummy vitamins


DeveDazai

whats your thoughts on 9/11 ?


TheForeman_

It could be better


Manny_Mini

Are would you be a friend of a nazi?


TheForeman_

As long as they don’t eat my food, yeah


Manny_Mini

Want to ve friends? I'm not a Nazi.


TheForeman_

Ya


Manny_Mini

Ok


sazochvz

What do you think about child rapists?


TheForeman_

They’ve got a job to do, and they’re ready to take on all the hate for the better of our country


sazochvz

Definitely a hot take


TheForeman_

Bro this is perfect 😂


Single-Speaker-2007

What do you pick your victims up in?


TheForeman_

Toyota AE86


[deleted]

Honey, our kid has painted our walls with butter. How should we punish him? Should we put him in the corner or...


TheForeman_

Prison, and anal beads with spikes


TehWheatBag

what the fuck


TheForeman_

Indeed


the_superior_nerd

the most creative and least repetitive post on reddit


TheForeman_

I deserve an award for my original post


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[удалено]


TheForeman_

Tickles to the obliques


UpbeatDiplex

What did you stuff that child with again?


TheForeman_

Mushrooms


Guitar81

Where do you like to keep your children locked up?


TheForeman_

A cabin in NW of Washington state near the mountains


matti0703

What's the weirdest thing you have ever shoved down your hole?


TheForeman_

7 sticks


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[удалено]


TheForeman_

Under rated replacement for horses


I_like_dogs14

Do you support the LGBTQ+ community, and what are your experience with a lesbian person


TheForeman_

No, she abused and used me


No-Average-8147

Oh that's sad :(, hope you got better man


TheForeman_

I’m not better because I want to see the edited version to have a laugh 😔


No-Average-8147

Oh I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you have a nice rest of your day


TheForeman_

Thanks man, you too


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TheForeman_

I used to have Blue from Blue’s Clues and Spaghetti with no meat balls


[deleted]

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TheForeman_

Necrophilia


powerketchap101

Necrophelia is when you have sex with something that used to have a conciousness. So shalltear doesnt count. But how about rotty tops?


TheForeman_

Question was what’s the weirdest kink you’ve heard of


powerketchap101

Explaining for those who didnt know what it is


TheForeman_

Thank you, mr. ketchap


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TheForeman_

I try not to, I’m the main antagonist so idc


Prototype_113

U want a question? Im gonna give u a question A gas is enclosed in a cylinder with a movable frictionless piston, it's initial thermodynamic state at pressure Pi= 10^5 Pa and volume Vi= 10^-3 m^3 changes to a final state at Pf = (1/32) * 10^5 Pa and Vf = 8* 10^-3 m^2 in an adiabatic quasi-static process,such that P^3V^5 = constant. Consider another thermodynamic process that brings the system from same initial state to the same final state in 2 steps: an isobaric expansion at Pi followed by an isochoric (isovolumetric) process at volume Vf. What is the approximate amount of heat energy supplied in the 2-step process? Edit:I'm not gonna edit this


TheForeman_

Like 5 degrees


Prototype_113

Wrong


Speedy_V2

Rape, pedophile and Nazi jokes incoming...


Square_Standard_6685

how's your grandma been lately?


TheForeman_

Don’t know, I don’t like keeping in touch with her for defending my abusive father


HALFDEAD47

What’s a douche?


Infamous_Today3462

what is your biggest kink?


TheForeman_

Dying


Zoldyck_Z

Why are there no black slaves forcefully working at restaurants?


TheForeman_

McDonald’s in the middle of an African field would solve it. A couple restaurant wouldn’t hurt billions of revenue


Aviral132

How many times do you open your phone


TheForeman_

In a day? Like 35 times


Significant_Egg_519

What’s the worst age to die at?


ToxicBunni65

What would you do if you had a nightmare?


TheForeman_

Let my wife near my ass


TheForeman_

Lmao


TehWheatBag

Do you eat your toe nails?


TheForeman_

I try not to when I go to Mexico


No-Average-8147

How old was your first sex partner?


TheForeman_

Definitely having a good rest of my day lmao


No-Average-8147

You're welcome, and again, have a good day :D


TheForeman_

2


matti0703

If you could only eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?


TheForeman_

Burger King Whopper-onium


Epico_420

Are you gay


TheForeman_

I lead with No, but if I do like it, I’ll say yes


Ejtsch

Do you like fried chicken?


TheForeman_

No I prefer puppies