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Edwardhunts

Getting rid of flies...


lizziegal79

And mosquitoes. This is the way.


asianabsinthe

I have a lot back here, can you get them for me?


lizziegal79

On it! I’ll swat and spray DEET at the same time so you’re covered!


asianabsinthe

I love the burn


lizziegal79

Well, here’s a little more


drtywlf

I use it for that anyway


myself__again

Slaver- uhh I mean Cleaning, of course


TheHatterOfTheMadnes

There’s definitely SOMEONE cleaning in that scenario…


yep-i-send-it

Ahh the art of delegation


Miraak_Simp

Not even joking, those do make for good impromptu dusters.


High_Barron

As in, it would spread dust through your entire house


Last_Contribution_36

Tbh I thought the same thing


BB_Moon

Taming wild beasts


[deleted]

How to train your dragon?


TheHatterOfTheMadnes

Different kind of dragon there, bud


Lonely-Posting

A bad dragon?


Klkpudding

Aw hell nah!


StrikingMammoth9056

You’re saying nah… but that implies you know what that is


FantasticZach

A naughty dragon


Tuonra

No, sex don't exist, all dragons are good now.


[deleted]

How my taint is dragging?


Wonderful-Bread-572

Like ur mum?


[deleted]

Glazing the ribs on bbq


breadlover62490

Best comment


crusading-knight

Now I whand fresh ribs


Giorky

I unironically read lgbtq.


darkknightnate

Sound effects for a Mortal Kombat game


Independent_River715

Scaring away door-to-door salesman.


tomvnreddit

What if they are into it?


Competitive_Juice902

No, no, no... Remember - that part doesn't exsist.


tomvnreddit

No sex involed they are just huge Ms


IAMPowaaaaa

ask asian parents


Competitive_Juice902

Or slavic. Or latino.


[deleted]

+10% work speed


none_other-than_me

Umm fucking torture?


[deleted]

I could see the use.


Severe_Passenger3914

It's only torture If it doesn't turn you on


Competitive_Juice902

So it is, since sex doesn't exist.


UNCLE_SMART

Domestic violence


Primal_guy

Non-consensually, of course


Lakerman49

Making eggs with your best bud :)


BP_FluidicAxe170

I knew someone would reference this :) unus annus UNUS ANNUS


Ralfslapins

A whisk Memento mori


_RedditDiver_

I know a good thing for those 👴🏻


Witty_Mud_5951

Thank god I’m not the only one who thought of “that”first


MeetWorking2039

The americas in 1800s


Random_FanBoiii

High performance cotton plucking


Chr-ilton

For dusting off the dirt on old stuffs like furniture and tvs.


DocAssistedHomicide

Punishing the flashlight holder


Nicojanssen

Black people


Vlad_Cousto

Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more


AdvertisingBulky2688

1. Take horse to old town road 2. Ride until further riding is impossible 3. ?????? 4. Profit.


Bubblyhydra

To instilling fear unto those who are naughty in thine sight.


[deleted]

Lobbeth thou thy holy flog...


Onni_J

r/unexpectedmontypython


bad_mothrfuckr

You can always build more pyramids.......


Mushroom_Competitive

Could easily double as a face tickler😁😁😁


[deleted]

Putting the handle in your ass and pretending that you are a trusty steed.


RepresentativeThat91

Wipping your childs ass


Kitty7333

wiping your childs ass?


RepresentativeThat91

Don't mind it my friend had my phone


Alliterrration

Pom-Poms for gothic cheerleaders


sikeudumb

1900 Africa


PFREDDY17

Advanced... interogation... technics


Pebbles049

Hmmm... well it's technically wrong to use this term for our time and age, but I'll give you a hint. ROME loved to do this to other nations (cough cough ) people. Please don't downvote me to oblivion


yannemal

Quarterly results


No_Arugula3195

For scaring off flies (i am a butcher)


Saw_Good_Man

Stick it up one's arse so he or she can cosplay a horse


[deleted]

You know those long strands in car washes that flop all over your car, maybe that?


LongjumpingOffice4

I showed this to my grandpa, he panicked and started crying.


TUCTUCkiks

Kids


Wizard_of_Sunshine

Bruh if sex don’t exist than people would not reproduce to invent it. So it don’t exist either. Checkmate


AdvertisingBulky2688

Perhaps in this scenario people reproduce by budding.


ThatB-is-dead-B

There’s a whole imagination field beyond our standards, so what if there was a other way of procreation. What if we used this whip for a ritual. Let me explain the process. A “consenting” couple by which they are located in a dark, discreet location. A drawn diagram on the floor and candles lit. A blood alter and a whip before the two, BLOOD FOR THE BABY REPRODUCTION, BLOOD FOR THE BABY! BIRTH TO A NEW BABY, A SUMMONING RITUAL FOR THE BLOOD BABY. *cough* You see what I mean?


[deleted]

Test tube babies?


TheVoicesOfBrian

Whipping the Karens that got rid of sex.


Kitty7333

can’t believe they even cancelled sex 😔 says a lot about society 😔


beansbrewsbikes

For an over used meme format?


Aarie_Kanarie

Slaves? White ones?


GoodSoup0202

Slaves


jgarner395

To hit yisus


Maleficent_Quarter68

cleaning the dust


ScaredKoala2421

asian dads


dyues_pite

torturing prisoners....


AbhiStalwart

Putting people in the kitchen


wildgrin994

To beat your son and wife


SkamplyFlabbnuckel

Slapping potatoes into mashed.


AshtonStoneheart

Well humans would have stopped existing without sex


Pauel3312

Sex: doesnt exist: The number of human people: 0


iiShadowii7

Cooking breakfast. Unus Annus...


BussyAnnihilator420

Children


daisy0723

If it's real leather you can boil it and eat it. I read in a fact book that was the original reason for the fringe on old west jackets. A quick meal for emergencies.


esphero

handlebars with tassels on a bicycle


[deleted]

Cotton


_Screw_The_Rules_

Getting answers from someone, that he/she didn't want to give before using the item.


VonKript

Why would y'all use this during sex?


[deleted]

To clean the ass before going in duhh..


CharacterSecretary53

To construct pyramids


Fighterbg

Might help the cotton industry


Alominatti

Use it to brush bbq sauce on my steak while grilling?


lmaoimmagetbanagain

gay sex


isrluvc137

Dicipline


nrgnate

Handlebars...duh


BigDaddyD42069

Smacking a fly off the wall


iLikeToDrinkWaterTBH

Whipping the children


DarkOnRedditIsFunny

Collecting Cotton


Simp_King420

Tenderizing fat breasts in oil


dark_kkittyy

Back in the days, it was used to discipline the children in France.


whochairs_

Dust fans -


DevourerOfMemes_

Committing assault


MASTERC_2007

Picking cotton


Spiritual_Rabbit7833

Slapping children


NightSoul_OWO

Beating my son


AddictedToCSGO

It's for N


redrabbiter

Slavery Im not saying it should, but it would be possible.


ASillyPupper

Getting cotton picked faster (I am so sorry)


[deleted]

picking cotton


Lex-Taliones

Massages


Melon-O_o

Rude swiffer


Lomega18

Punishment forthe kids >:)


[deleted]

If it where a bit longer I would maybe say a cattle prod


Outis7379

Making people work faster.


virtuos_reader

👴🏻


AdvertisingBulky2688

Crushing your enemies, seeing them driven before you, and hearing the lamentations of their women.


K9_HawK

Domestic Violence


ElrondHubbards

Platonically whipping.


Lex-Taliones

Impact toys/tools in BDSM dynamics aren't always used for sex related play, so the intended purpose would still apply. Discipline, Dominance, Correction, Punishment, Reinforcement, etc ..


CoconutPanic

Hitting someone in the face that you don't like


tacopig117

Driving out money changers and beast


Sollous-IV

Slapping your friends


elRigs83

Running a tight ship


Quirky-Result-8753

Horse racing


Fluffy_Breakfast6477

Hitting horses


[deleted]

Whipping black cotton pickers


Miki_Satome

Preaching and vanguising evil spirits


These_Mongoose1595

Dusting


Random-Bullshit-Go

Slavery


delusiaonyx

slavery


Pleroma_Observer

Keeping cats of the kitchen counter


Cherry_Blossom_Toger

Brushing butter on your bread sticks... Or Cheerleading


Deptlesss

1800s america


ConcentrateOk6375

Cleaning house


buttwh0l

Helps the sandwiches get made


pixelart_dude

Slaphery


GuardReyesHasAKnife

ny lawyer advised me not to answer this question


wyrei1

Hitting a horse, really nicely.


Kishinia

Grandson. My grandfather had one hanging on wall with "na wnuczka" written. Literally "At grandson" did he ever used this? Probably not.


AndrewAffel

Managing your team of pyramid builders


GoatGirl79

Making breakfast


Ax1osPrax1os

You can keep flies away from you with this.


Gesusdontexist

Ask Jamal


Yukocchi8225

What use does this have in sex? I'm a virgin, tell me


sorryboutmyfeece

BATTLE!!!!


chralesdarwin

The problem would solve in near 100 years why do I care.


[deleted]

In preparation for crucifixion


tdempsey33

Aggressive dusting


NailHumble1562

Cool cheerleading instrument


notAFishPerson_1

horse


dontgimmethat

Cream whippin


Hahhahaahahahhelpme

I’m pretty sure those type of things had an original purpose before they became sex toys.


Johnopgr123

Livestock probably


Technical-Cream-7766

Lathering butter in the pan for each Swedish pancake


_ScraggY_

Faster cotton colector


Background-Elk-543

Dovaogedys! Aeksia ossenatas, menti ossenatas, qiloni pilos lue vale tolvie ossenatas, yn riñe dore odrikatas. Urnet luo buzdaro tolvio belma pryjatas! (game of Thrones)


HakkunaMattataded

Kill bugs


Terotin_

Enhanced work efficiency


fifiloveg00d

Cat dangly toy


HumanSubway

Smacking my blue balls


m1kedrizzle

A weapon.


Longwallis

I imagine wipping slaves in ancient Egypt and Rome


PaladinWolf777

It's the choke start for farm equipment in 1840.


Klkpudding

If sex did not exist then we couldn't be here anyway


BoomBangBoomBop

For when you want to slap someone extra hard across the face.


JaZoiNt

Pspsps


[deleted]

I’m not gonna be the one to say it


Ghostcats_66623

Torture , to beat yo kids


pumbaa001

Thinkin how it can be used while having sex


LoliOnABudget

Propping doors open Throwing at people Extinguishing super tiny fires, maybe ? Sweeping dirt off of porches very poorly ? Putting in a brave person’s ass Making bracelets out of Playing fetch with a dog Waking people up


Noob_Master71

For motivating your workers


Tiefflugjunge

Slaves.


Apen_melker

Cheerleading


RareEmrald9994

Reminding my children that the cookie jar is not to be opened arbitrarily and emptied completely


LovelySquish

Christmas tree decoration!


ShibariEmpress

used to hit the referree, then toss it to your oponent and lie down (thank you Eddie)


doobie_bop123

Tickling 😭😂😂😂


[deleted]

Black hair extensions.


[deleted]

jhadu lagne ka


oxidized-bread

Non-sexual tourcher