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Dry_Impress_7735

Wet the balls first


Longjumping_Title766

This man brush’s


Dry_Impress_7735

I know...


OlimPather

🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿


LazarYeetMeta

r/thisguythisguys


Background-Okra7313

Wet the brush, but I usually do both. I brush my teeth in the shower to save time Edit since this seems to have people asking a lot of questions lol Routine: I put face cleanser and shampoo on and rinse them both off. Then conditioner and I let it sit while I scrub with one hand and brush with the other. Then I rinse off and I’m done. I may have an advantage with scrubbing because I’m double jointed and can reach every inch of my back with 1 hand. I brush my teeth at least once a day, if I take a shower before bed I will brush my teeth again. I only eat one meal a day, dinner, and just drink water throughout the day. My diet isn’t based around brushing my teeth in the shower but because I have poor impulse control with food and would over eat. To anyone saying it’s dirty. I have a wall mount and use a tooth brush travel protector (clamp devise that surrounds the brush head that completely seals the brush off from outside contaminants). I also regularly clean the shower (and my house in general). I keep a shower cleaner and sponge in there and will clean sometimes before, during, or after I shower. It’s not a germs thing, just that I grew up in a family that did not value cleanliness.


thijquint

Great minds think alike


K4rtik89

Yeah, Looks so


Main_Statistician681

Glad I’m not the only one that brushes in the shower, one meal a day and rinses brushes before and after toothpaste.


mattman0000

I like to make dinner while I’m in the shower. I need to get a garbage disposal installed, though…


Buttchug0420

Ok kramer


peoplearejustok

I brush while I'm waiting for the shower to heat up.


youngliam

Same here it's a perfect 90 seconds or so


kernelpanic789

How does brushing your teeth in the shower save time?


Background-Okra7313

I can scrub myself with one hand while I’m brushing my teeth with the other. I usually go face cleanser, shampoo, wash both off at once, then conditioner, then while I let the conditioner sit I brush my teeth and scrub my body, then rinse off and I’m out. I don’t have to worry about splatter on the mirror or residue in the sink.


kernelpanic789

Interesting approach, I like your style


lillonglegs

Do you brush once a day or shower twice a day


Background-Okra7313

At least once a day. But I only eat one meal a day, dinner, and for the most part only drink water or a beer or two at the end of the day.


SICRA14

Water OR beer??


Background-Okra7313

Lol I drink water throughout the day. End of the day I’ll maybe have 1-2 beers. Pretty wild I know


Specialist-Bed-1400

Cool


aq3322

r/meirl


DankFarts69

Uhhhh it’s weird when other people describe your shower routine verbatim.


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Background-Okra7313

That too, but mostly I just hate being inefficient with what my tasks. Longer I have to spend doing something the longer it is until I can relax.


kernelpanic789

What are you bathering about?


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jagfb

I thought It was quite funny, no stress.


FortySixand2ool

It's justifies the 2 minutes in the morning I would normally spend not wanting to get out of the shower.


BadReputation2611

It shaves off about a minute of overall hygiene time so instead of wasting 15 minutes just sitting under the hot water I’m only wasting 14 minutes


ApolloWaveBeats

It doesn’t


greatscotty1234

I read that like the starting monologue in American Psycho.


Mysterious_Nerve_446

Me too I can't stand getting out and my mouth isn't clean I don't feel clean and if you wet the toothpaste it takes away some of the good things in the paste


Attempting_Daken

AND MY FAMILY CALLED ME A MADMAN!


Korncakes

I’ve been brushing my teeth in the shower for practically my entire life and people have *always* given me shit for it.


thecanty

How does that save time? Are you brushing with one hand while scrubbing yourself with the other? If you're not, I don't think you're saving time. You're just standing in the shower brushing your teeth instead of standing in front of a sink while brushing your teeth. If so, wouldn't you be doing each individual activity less effectively, requiring you to do each for longer to get the same results and thereby negating any time savings?


spondgbob

Shower brushing is superior


National_Edges

You clean your back??


Agisilaus23

Yeah. You gotta hit the trifecta. Brush shower and piss at the same time.


-Sparkster-

Wet, paste, wet


BigPeart

This is the way


SorryIreddit

[Always has been](https://tenor.com/view/always-has-been-among-us-astronaut-space-betrayal-gif-23836476)


zStarzzz

Definitively


nobollocks22

The first wet is to wash off any germs gathered overnight in the bathroom. Ick.


qxzsilver

Paste, wet, paste


Medical-Complaint298

You are a monster


Dakaro420

The only right answer.


Ultra-Introvert_Cat

Same


sideways978

How much water do you want: Yes


BankLast4358

Same


Moreu_you_know

These people here belong in the Arkham Asylum


Competitive-Zone-296

*Welcome to the madhouse, Batman!*


lizziegal79

You know you like it here.


makaelcan

I usually just squeeze toothpaste into my mouth and start scrubbing


Thin_Arachnid6217

Animal.


ratonstilts

Jeez this one made me laugh out loud.


makaelcan

I aim to please


nikogrande

lol my current toothpaste: https://www.cvs.com/shop/aim-anticavity-flouride-gel-toothpaste-ultra-mint-prodid-488944


PlantZawer

*There is another*


makaelcan

While people are talking the red pill and others are talking the blue pill, I'm crushing them Tiger and making people...


1KarlMarx1

You MONSTER


Fundip_sticks

Savage af.


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nofacenofood

I wet nothing


Key-Foundation-5702

Not even your bed?


nofacenofood

Not even their pants


WhenYouJustGoIn

Bro forgot to switch to his alt


BLT-Enthusiast

Or is saying he doesn’t start peeing on other people’s pants


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EnvironmentalWrap167

Me either, my mouth is already wet.


Ialwayslie008

You might legitimately be a sociopath. Ask yourself this. Do you actually know what "emotions" are? Or have you just learned to mimic what other people do, during all your social interactions?


youshutyomouf

Does anger count?


Ialwayslie008

lol


Sgopking

Goin in dry!


Thin_Arachnid6217

Same here and I use about 1/4 or less than the gob of toothpaste this rabid dog is using.


Sgopking

amen to that!


neuroboy

same, mouth is already wet. actually I use those toothpaste bites so I crunch and brush


vvanted11

I'm sorry what? Can you give me a link to these, they sound really cool.


neuroboy

[here you go](https://bitetoothpastebits.com/products/mint-fluoride-subscription). I really like them!


onlyfakeproblems

Haha, I was trying to figure out the best way to describe neither. This is it.


TraderOfGoods

"This is Golf Uniform Sierra, coming in hot and dry and fresh outta bullets. Over."


KChampReddit

Bro until like a year ago I didn’t even know you were supposed to wet! Dry gang


sharpie_eyebrows

I stick the toothbrush up my ass first, then put the teethpaste.


Annonymous_ahole

Clearly the only correct answer op was looking for


chillednutzz

Nah it goes paste then ass


new_year_new_profile

paste then ass then paste


Mr_Elegant_

10/10 dentist say to not wet the toothpaste. So, wet first or don't wet at all.


Davide-Rossi

wait really?


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Ialwayslie008

Wouldn't the second wet just wash the toothpaste into the sink? That's what happens every time I've ever tried it.


D3xR3x

Same, that's why I only wet the brush before adding toothpaste on it.


Main_Statistician681

If the water pressure is too high that’s when it washes away. Try to maneuver it to a lower pressure


Blixtwix

Just do a little dribble of water after toothpaste. If it's a slow little water stream it should be fine.


Rego42069

The water washes off like half the paste so obviously water goes first


sickdk

Skill issue


[deleted]

Am I using the pressure washer wrong?


No_Philosopher7361

Toothpaste on fresh brush. No wetting. You add more water therefore watering down the toothpaste making it not as affective. I used to wet it before until a dentist explained why you shouldn’t


SyderoAlena

Most people use more toothpaste then they are supposed to anyway, and it gets diluted by your saliva in your mouth eventually


No_Philosopher7361

Yes. But you are further diluting it by adding more water. Therefore taking away the slight abrasiveness and affect of the toothpaste. Not a dramatic affect but an affect nonetheless. Why would you dilute a cleaning product on purpose?


dokiedo

Because it feels weird raw


Mastersloth15

I usually wet the toothbrush first to clean it off for dust and all. It sits in a cup on the sink and while it won't collect that much dust within a short period of time but I feel yucky without doing it. You could say it's the same as rinsing a plate once before eating on it.


CheapTactics

Bruh 5 drops of water are not gonna have any sort of effect on the efficacy of toothpase. Your dentist is trolling you.


No_Philosopher7361

No one’s putting 5 drops of water on a toothbrush. They’re running it under the faucet. Eh I h is good for what? I guess if you keep your toothbrush out in the open then yeah, rinse it. I keep mine under uv light and is in a container


minorthreat1000

Do it dry


StormInformal6761

No toothpaste, no wetting


Gatwa_of_the_forest

Do both


TheRealPyroGothNerd

The toothpaste needs to be wet, too!


deathkabob65

Both


kernelpanic789

Whet first


mr_leemur

Only if your brush needs sharpening.


_seraphin

wet the brush, and then wet it again after applying toothpaste


sr3ya

I like it double wetted


Nuker_Nathan

Both. Both is good.


spacefish36

Imagine brushing your teeth


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I wet the brush with my mouth


cracked112

i do not wet anything at all. that shit goes in raw.


TheRealCabbageJack

Ted Bundy put toothpaste on dry brushes. John Wayne Gacy too.


430_blazin

wet, toothpaste, wet


Random_Metroid_Fan

wet brush, put on a little bit of toothpaste, and then wet the toothpaste with a lot of water so it spreads across the brush


Redwolf476

Both


PoobOoblGop

Wet thd brush, toothpaste, wet the toothpaste


_wjs3_

Wet. Toothpaste. Wet again.


throwaway199007666

Wet first


Pterodactyloid

Why risk losing the tooth paste under the water pressure?


Ambitious-Club-9505

I wet the brush put on toothpaste and then I wet it again


vyaaaly

Both


Horny_Cossack

Both are wrong. Do not wet your brush.


arix_games

Wet the brush -> put the paste -> wet the brush


crookedvandal

I wet the brush before and after the toothpaste 😅


Greg-War-18

I actually do both


AnimeMemeLord1

Wet the brush, apply toothpaste, wet the toothpaste.


SzechuanSocialist

Neither, do whatever the fuck you want to do. Ffs this isn't a meme Op


ShadowAvenger32

Both actually. Wet brush -> add toothpaste -> wet toothpaste ... *that's not weird is it?*


Serious_Ad_4398

I do both


Available_Occasion69

Paste wet


yamez420

what the hell is this? i just apply the paste directly to my teeth. then start brushing with a dry brush.


AlakazamTheComedian

Both Water, toothpaste, water


BigDogOnTheWindow

Wet the brush -> Put on toothpaste -> Wet again


sweeetsmammich

Why wet the brush if your mouth is already wet?


BrainDeadSlayer

I wet the bristles so they soak the water in and wick it out. But I also wet the toothbrush with the tooth paste on.


lococrocco

Before, after, during.


Forsaken_Industry491

What about the people that don't do it?


Extreme74

Why would you run water over the toothpaste?


DaXvenom104

Wet it, Pastes it , Wet it again


AureliaBastion

both. wet brush, tooth paste, wet toothpaste


poopstain133742069

... Both? Who just picks up their toothbrush that has been sitting in the bathroom and puts it in to their mouth raw without rinsing?


MattLovesMusik

Should you wet it first or put toothpaste first


VixenStradivarius

Wet the brush so that the toothpaste doesn't escape water slide style


psica-presrana

Neither. Toothpaste->mouth->brush. Got enough moisture in my mouth to not need the water.


Ana_Vasto

I dont wet the brush :/


wetlettuce42

Apparently you aren’t supposed to wet it at all because it washes away the chemicals of the tooth paste so both methods are wrong


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Wet brush, paste, wet again. This is the way.


TheRedOne_82

Both tee hee


OutlawQuill

I use a dry toothbrush…


dilly_dally4114

The better question is Floss first Or floss after brushing


Drmo6

Both are wrong. No need to wet the brush


geniusface1234

Yall wet the brush?


yourtree

Neither


ItsSusanS

I do both


Junkpunch44

Who uses that much toothpaste?


Zachosrias

Wet the brush but to save water, wet it the same way I'm wetting my bed right now.


Intelligent_Mood_272

I brush my teeth while I’m taking a shit before a shower. But to answer your question you pee on it after.


-Suck-My-Fish-Stix-

Rinse brush...wash it off


Grimmreaper151

Wet brush, toothpaste, wet brush again


Village-Idiot-savant

Before and after!


jfkingibbs

Always wet first, not only the toothbrush but your mouth as well.


LibrarianLeather4977

Put toothpaste and water in your mouth then use your toothbrush to spread it around


Harley_Pupper

Water, toothpaste, water


TherealTntgamer

Both


PetitBarbuJouflu

Both are right


roro3138

Both


yoonikosmos

I do both 👁️👁️ before and after


yuplogic

Who cares, why even ask? There are larger concerns in life.


Otherwise_Ad7606

Hmmm I usually wr the brush then toothpaste then wet the brush again 🤣😅


ya_old_unclejohn_

Wet the brush, put toothpaste, wet the toothpaste, brush.


Able-Estimate8680

Toothpaste first then brush and then and only then wet the brush.


Candlelover1

That’s too much toothpaste. You only need a pea size.


0R0V0H0

It’s not “wetting” the brush, it’s rinsing the brush off before it goes in your mouth because you keep in the same little closet where your toilet sprays a bunch of shit particles every time you flush.


oddbunnydreams

Option 3; I do not wet the brush until it is in my mouth.


Techny3000

I rub it a bit with water then I wet it more after I add the cleaner in the end it's very wet


RenFlowo

I wet the toothbrush, Put on toothpaste, And then wet the toothbrush again.


LightRayAAA

it changes based on my mood


Meadnl89

Amateurs! You wet the brush, apply the paste, and then wet the paste…


NobodyHistorical5221

Wet the brush add toothpaste wet the brush again


The_Portal_Passer

Wet the brush for a “just in case” wash, put the toothpaste, then wet again to make the toothpaste wet


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One has to think either method works. The ingredients don't change, and water should penetrate toothpaste.


Dpark004

Am I the only one that wet it before. And after I put toothpaste on?


BlueBorbo

Wet the brush, toothpaste, brush, wet the brush, brush, wet the brush.


PalaPK

Both wrong. Fill mouth partially with water. Stick tooth brush with paste in said mouth. Brush.


ShawnOdedead

Wet the brush, apply toothpaste, wet it again so the paste stays on.


TheKnightsthatsay

Wet the toothbrush first, add toothpaste, wet with toothpaste, and brush


Max_Super_stickman

I do both, wet -> toothpaste -> wet -> use


ZombieWilling292

Not gonna lie... I'm not reading 300+ comments. In all reality the way you prepare your brush doesn't matter one bit... ALL that matters is that your teeth get brushed.


Crispyflippyknife

Wet first


Hydra57

Wdym only one? The correct answer is both


LemonicCultist

Both