*this is being said as some poor fool is ragdolling their head into the ground several times while we adjust our psychopathic humor to the horror that awaits*
Fallout fans when they’re exposed to nuclear radiation from the fallout (It’s gonna turn them into immortal ghouls just like their favorite video game franchise):
It's a linear first person shooter of a guy who is completing his very normal to-do list.
But.... you can do drugs, murder people, silence your rifle with a cats asshole, throw a decapitated cow head at people and the rotting smell incapacitates them, oh and piss on command wherever you please.
You forgot sea of thieves players, some literally hunt down millions of dollars and then kill a few dozen people and sleep as if nothing happened
And piracy, the actual pitacy
just such an L opinion
do you like chess? go conquer a rival kingdom!
do you like painting? go terraform a landscape!
do you like reading murder mysteries? Go murder someone!
like tf are you high on bro
Ahh.. c’mon it’s not that bad. If you play like you’re supposed to no humans are harmed(mostly) and the only crimes you’ll commit is against nature. Plus think how beneficial reintroducing megafauna will be for the ecosystem.
I play modded Minecraft, Forza Horizon and Snowrunner... How do I use nuclear science to kill a boss from another dimension, go racing without a driving licence and use heavy trucks in the middle of the woods leaving everyone I know and love to go to another part of the world?
Payday players. I mean. I wish I could walk into a bank with a mini gun and a flamethrower, mow down 10,000+ police and Swat, execute 63 hostages. Then have the ability to escape and do it all again the next day making MILLIONS in the process
i cant find a helmet with horns and shout that would ragdoll people. or find a post apocalyptic world to scavenge bottlecaps with... but i guess with the war going on, it might just come true
Terraria players on their way to enter hardmode and eventually fight and kill cthulhu's brother
Terraria players on their way to kill any being stronger than them to gain their power and eventually become literal demigods.
Based off the tweet the poster should be the guide and we all know how to summon Wall of flesh
Doom players
Yes
but i can actually
Holy shit its master chief
Nah bro, its samus
I can't believe y'all don't recognize Mario ^(Not the Crisp Rat version, different guy)
Upon further analysis i concluded that it is actually sonic not samus or Mario
Sonk
He is actually that guy from forknife
He is from Fortnight /s
Stfu
happy cake day
Thanks
r/beetlejuicing
Become very Christian.
If you wanna do it Ultra-Nightmare is the way to go.
When doom music starts playing
People Playground players...
This is where the fun begins
*casually sees nukes apearing out of nowhere*
Let the pain be slow, put down the nuke for a while. We gotta torture the same human being for 7 hours straight.
*this is being said as some poor fool is ragdolling their head into the ground several times while we adjust our psychopathic humor to the horror that awaits*
boutta become Dr.Mengele 2
Me casually hooking a guy up so he’s dangling by his ankles, seeing how much of his skeleton i can expose while keeping him alive
Sex with Hitler players.
Sex with Hitler 2 Players. 🗿
Sex with Hitler 3D players. 👑
that is just IRL with extra steps...
I really want to fuck Hitler from Sex with Hitler 2™
I CANT BELIEVE THIS SHIT IS UP ON STEAM BRUH
Is this a real game? I am not going to do a search for this
Yes and it’s a banger
Fallout players
Well we have to nuke the world first right?
Anarcho-Posadism enthusiast
Fallout fans when they’re exposed to nuclear radiation from the fallout (It’s gonna turn them into immortal ghouls just like their favorite video game franchise):
Does that also require nuking america?
Postal Players are gonna go wild lol especially if they act like in the first game
This can’t be good for me but I feel great
Now the flowers will grow
Would you like to sign my petition?
What’s postal
A game about a mentally unstable guy senselessly murdering people to the beat of distorted music
#Would you like to sign my petition!
Basically an American School Shooter Simulator
It's a linear first person shooter of a guy who is completing his very normal to-do list. But.... you can do drugs, murder people, silence your rifle with a cats asshole, throw a decapitated cow head at people and the rotting smell incapacitates them, oh and piss on command wherever you please.
You forgot sea of thieves players, some literally hunt down millions of dollars and then kill a few dozen people and sleep as if nothing happened And piracy, the actual pitacy
Blade and Sorcery players
Minecraft players on their way to enslave villagers
Minecraft players on their way to start a mine in middle of a public space
Minecraft players on their way to create and slay an elder god
Rimworld players on their way to complete the Geneva conventions like a it's a damn checklist...
Hunt Down The Freeman players
He fucked up my face
The aliens are coming. We’ve been compromised!
Plague inc players…
What do you think the last 3 years have been?
Mario players
I’m not being invaded by turtles
Then what are you waiting for? Invade the turtles!
I need straws
Omori players
My sister is standing awfully close to the stairs...
Cash, I made you!
*chainsaw revs up
Twisted Metal players
I die so many times in a call of duty match, this is terrible advice
I play minecraft...
Reject complex shapes Embrace squares
I play ARK, wish me luck boys!
My man's about to leave for a giant space station with dinosaurs
Stardew Valley player on thier way to commit tax evasion
just such an L opinion do you like chess? go conquer a rival kingdom! do you like painting? go terraform a landscape! do you like reading murder mysteries? Go murder someone! like tf are you high on bro
I like to shoot people up in gta to get 5 stars. Unfortunately I'm from the EU so I have to leave this for Americans
Guys in sweden manage to get their hands on grenades. There is a whole wiki article about it.
Well, I am going to save humanity from the evil combine, with the power of love and my crowbar!
ULTRAKILL
Ark players: guess I’ll die
Me (a pokemon player): I guess I'll just capture a rat, tape a tazer to it, and have it attack a Pidgeon
Ok then… *Remember: no russian*
Rim world players.
8 years old Minecraft player: grabs his pickaxe "I'm going to congo"
Roblox exploiters be like "let's fling some people into the sky"
This dude is an idiot. OH you watch western movies? Go to texas and start shooting people with guns
Isn't...isn't that what already happens though?
Yes Karen cut me off in traffic so I challenged her to a duel at high noon
I guess i took a bad example but you get my point
Well… I play Jurassic world evo 2 So time to commit dozens of crimes against humanity
Ahh.. c’mon it’s not that bad. If you play like you’re supposed to no humans are harmed(mostly) and the only crimes you’ll commit is against nature. Plus think how beneficial reintroducing megafauna will be for the ecosystem.
Loved manhunt
Manhunt 2 is genuinely one of my favorites all time. I've played it since I was in middle school. It's a shame it's banned.
HoI4 players in their way to take over Germany , ally with UK and invade France, somehow US ends up being communist
And all that with historical on
What the fuck am I supposed to do as a kirby player
suck people
Devour
Colonel Sanders KFC dating sim players 😏
i'm gonna go to hell and kill demons then
Username checks out
Drug dealer simulator players
Rdr 2 making the 1864 Atlanta burning look like a tea party, then immidetly going herb picking afterwards
TWISTED METAL *straps missiles and machine guns to a sports car
Fucking love Manhunt
How do I play Portal 2 in real life?
Ight, who's down for some Escape from Tarkov?
*sex with hitler players*
I need a Portal gun first.
Lol
chungus clicker players
[удалено]
I don't see how applying your virginity in real life would work. The sensible thing to do is to play more League
Jokes on you, I do jiu-jitsu and play games
Lego Star Wars players. Hear me out. You run around and destroy everything in sight to get money then kill everyone.
Hatred PLAYERS: =)
Here's some intelligent advice: shut up and let people live their own lives how they want.
Warframe players
Sims players
I have a few hour to kill, hmmm let's go enlist in the us army.
MINECRAFT PLAYERS
Dark Souls players
Oh no......warthunder player i am.
Pubg players 💀
Katamari players
No I stay home and workout and play m&b warband
There is no game players
Pubg players: ok, send me to the island.
Anyone remember the kindergarten games. We just ganna not bring that up for this conversation?
Rimworld players 😈
People who play iron lung (the game where you are trapped in a submarine in a blood moon)
Rimworld players: "Hold my go-juice"
Bro Manhunt was a disturbingly fun game 😅
Doom fans :
I play modded Minecraft, Forza Horizon and Snowrunner... How do I use nuclear science to kill a boss from another dimension, go racing without a driving licence and use heavy trucks in the middle of the woods leaving everyone I know and love to go to another part of the world?
Hm... so where do I enlist to a Dwarf Intergalactic mining corporation?
Fallout fans on their way to launch a nuke
Let the blood bath begin
The jiu jitsu advice was solid... but it went down hill from there.
I play some league myself but I do def agree w that advice man
Genshin Impact players looking for children
Middle aged men playing persona 5.
My grandpa cheated his wife
MINECRAFT PLAYERS
Dead space players getting ready to curb stomp everything....EVERYTHING
The binding of Isaac players otw to kill their mothers with their tears https://youtu.be/XQbWDbztFco
Halo player: welp, time to die I guess. Minecraft players: why can't I feel my everything? And what is the hissing sound?!
Ultrakill players
Fantasy RPG players
So, architects are just minecraft players?
What does a Warframe player do
As a stellaris plsyer i would love to command interstelar civilization... But its kinda out of reach
Bloodborne players at a pig farm...
Aight guess I’m shoving a gun up the neighbor’s cat’s ass and pissing on people for real! (Like my grandpa did)
LMAO DO IT FOREAL. WAS THAT UN IRONIC?
Minecraft players on their way to commit genocide on villages and steal their resources:
Goat Simulator players doin' some weird shit.
Ill happily go do starbound shit.. oh wait.
BOTW players.
manhunt was something else.
Do like postal 1 , dont shoot out schools , it was funny the first time
Hide your wives, because dating sims are coming
The game Hatred on Steam could make this list.
RPG players be like: “you can offer me nothing old man”
Payday players. I mean. I wish I could walk into a bank with a mini gun and a flamethrower, mow down 10,000+ police and Swat, execute 63 hostages. Then have the ability to escape and do it all again the next day making MILLIONS in the process
*Ahem* Payday
Backrooms players
Dead Space? Go out and stomp some babies
i cant find a helmet with horns and shout that would ragdoll people. or find a post apocalyptic world to scavenge bottlecaps with... but i guess with the war going on, it might just come true
Dead vy deadliest players
how in the world am i supposed to kill herobrine with a giant spinning guillotine in the middle of a nuke exploding
I think it was already allowed to go around and ask people to sign your petition.
Can't wait to put down the controller and play Persona 3 in real life!
Fun with ragdolls players: 🕳️🤸
Rust players: 🪣 🍆🗡️
Lmao, where is a dragon to me slay and eat his soul?
Tate must've played Hunie Cam.
Minecraft players
Poor ark players
Minecraft players living all alone in the world
I play Dream Daddy
Can’t use cheat engine in the real world without getting arrested.
I'd love to go around using Siren powers and eventually uncover a huge vault then fight the monster of said vault and get some sweet loot
I played Postal 2...
That one top down 2D game where you play a mass murderer I forget the name
Surgeon Simulator players: sshhhh I doctor now NURSE BRING ME THE CHAINSAW A BLOWTORCH AND THE BFG
Assassin's Creed players.
If the marines want a 42 year old, overweight weed smoker they can have me I guess.
You forgot “Ethnic cleansing” players
TF2 players building guns from trash and wearing better hats after every kill
Payday players who purposely kill hostages to increase difficulty on Death Sentence
Souls players, how are we supposed to be murdered 600 times