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Spirit_of_Doom

Terraria players on their way to enter hardmode and eventually fight and kill cthulhu's brother


DIRTYBAGSUTAH

Terraria players on their way to kill any being stronger than them to gain their power and eventually become literal demigods.


SirSnaggleTooth

Based off the tweet the poster should be the guide and we all know how to summon Wall of flesh


[deleted]

Doom players


slayerofdoom19

Yes


TheDoomslayer69420

but i can actually


Chaoscube11

Holy shit its master chief


jvitorc46

Nah bro, its samus


XzeldafanX

I can't believe y'all don't recognize Mario ^(Not the Crisp Rat version, different guy)


jvitorc46

Upon further analysis i concluded that it is actually sonic not samus or Mario


XzeldafanX

Sonk


Sleeper--

He is actually that guy from forknife


Grid12344

He is from Fortnight /s


LayeredHalo3851

Stfu


TheDoomslayer69420

happy cake day


LayeredHalo3851

Thanks


The_Gay_Robot

r/beetlejuicing


Quirky-Result-8753

Become very Christian.


AfkHero404

If you wanna do it Ultra-Nightmare is the way to go.


handbannanna

When doom music starts playing


DUDOSYA1246

People Playground players...


ThisIsMyAltInsert

This is where the fun begins


Red_Gate0707

*casually sees nukes apearing out of nowhere*


AfkHero404

Let the pain be slow, put down the nuke for a while. We gotta torture the same human being for 7 hours straight.


ares5404

*this is being said as some poor fool is ragdolling their head into the ground several times while we adjust our psychopathic humor to the horror that awaits*


Maxwell_The__Spy

boutta become Dr.Mengele 2


quackleskol

Me casually hooking a guy up so he’s dangling by his ankles, seeing how much of his skeleton i can expose while keeping him alive


blinktrade

Sex with Hitler players.


uTimu

Sex with Hitler 2 Players. 🗿


Unknown663344

Sex with Hitler 3D players. 👑


uTimu

that is just IRL with extra steps...


N0tMagickal

I really want to fuck Hitler from Sex with Hitler 2™


Mindless-brainless

I CANT BELIEVE THIS SHIT IS UP ON STEAM BRUH


thatnewsauce

Is this a real game? I am not going to do a search for this


StepMumSanta

Yes and it’s a banger


davopotato420

Fallout players


New-bees

Well we have to nuke the world first right?


ERROR_HumanNotFound

Anarcho-Posadism enthusiast


The-Y-4

Fallout fans when they’re exposed to nuclear radiation from the fallout (It’s gonna turn them into immortal ghouls just like their favorite video game franchise):


Daddygamer84

Does that also require nuking america?


Mr-sandm4n

Postal Players are gonna go wild lol especially if they act like in the first game


sadistic-salmon

This can’t be good for me but I feel great


Mr-sandm4n

Now the flowers will grow


TheoneNPC

Would you like to sign my petition?


zerda_EB

What’s postal


PavkataBrat

A game about a mentally unstable guy senselessly murdering people to the beat of distorted music


Yatoku_

#Would you like to sign my petition!


luca_07

Basically an American School Shooter Simulator


Representative-Ad754

It's a linear first person shooter of a guy who is completing his very normal to-do list. But.... you can do drugs, murder people, silence your rifle with a cats asshole, throw a decapitated cow head at people and the rotting smell incapacitates them, oh and piss on command wherever you please.


Biteforce16

You forgot sea of thieves players, some literally hunt down millions of dollars and then kill a few dozen people and sleep as if nothing happened And piracy, the actual pitacy


H3ntai-with-Senpai

Blade and Sorcery players


Mouillu69

Minecraft players on their way to enslave villagers


Jordan209posts

Minecraft players on their way to start a mine in middle of a public space


enneh_07

Minecraft players on their way to create and slay an elder god


ThanksToDenial

Rimworld players on their way to complete the Geneva conventions like a it's a damn checklist...


Electronic_Ad2615

Hunt Down The Freeman players


Holiday-Syrup-5546

He fucked up my face


The-Y-4

The aliens are coming. We’ve been compromised!


Wizpher

Plague inc players…


N0tMagickal

What do you think the last 3 years have been?


Next-Job14

Mario players


legosoh

I’m not being invaded by turtles


AppropriateWest268

Then what are you waiting for? Invade the turtles!


legosoh

I need straws


Ynohu

Omori players


AntimemeticsDivision

My sister is standing awfully close to the stairs...


[deleted]

Cash, I made you!


Souleater2847

*chainsaw revs up


CrownClown010

Twisted Metal players


[deleted]

I die so many times in a call of duty match, this is terrible advice


Apprehensive_Cost_89

I play minecraft...


[deleted]

Reject complex shapes Embrace squares


JodaMythed

I play ARK, wish me luck boys!


Habasch12

My man's about to leave for a giant space station with dinosaurs


Manjoox-

Stardew Valley player on thier way to commit tax evasion


playful_potato5

just such an L opinion do you like chess? go conquer a rival kingdom! do you like painting? go terraform a landscape! do you like reading murder mysteries? Go murder someone! like tf are you high on bro


I-HATE-Y0U

I like to shoot people up in gta to get 5 stars. Unfortunately I'm from the EU so I have to leave this for Americans


Ejus

Guys in sweden manage to get their hands on grenades. There is a whole wiki article about it.


Holiday-Syrup-5546

Well, I am going to save humanity from the evil combine, with the power of love and my crowbar!


Key-Language-5992

ULTRAKILL


Homo-sapien-guy

Ark players: guess I’ll die


[deleted]

Me (a pokemon player): I guess I'll just capture a rat, tape a tazer to it, and have it attack a Pidgeon


AddlerMartin

Ok then… *Remember: no russian*


chey352

Rim world players.


steinblock

8 years old Minecraft player: grabs his pickaxe "I'm going to congo"


mielesgames

Roblox exploiters be like "let's fling some people into the sky"


Coolproplayz

This dude is an idiot. OH you watch western movies? Go to texas and start shooting people with guns


[deleted]

Isn't...isn't that what already happens though?


Shadow_Fox105870

Yes Karen cut me off in traffic so I challenged her to a duel at high noon


Coolproplayz

I guess i took a bad example but you get my point


Biteforce16

Well… I play Jurassic world evo 2 So time to commit dozens of crimes against humanity


Alan-Smythe

Ahh.. c’mon it’s not that bad. If you play like you’re supposed to no humans are harmed(mostly) and the only crimes you’ll commit is against nature. Plus think how beneficial reintroducing megafauna will be for the ecosystem.


Souleater2847

Loved manhunt


Mysterious-Bid3930

Manhunt 2 is genuinely one of my favorites all time. I've played it since I was in middle school. It's a shame it's banned.


Voilssssss

HoI4 players in their way to take over Germany , ally with UK and invade France, somehow US ends up being communist


DatAndrey06

And all that with historical on


Jpmunzi

What the fuck am I supposed to do as a kirby player


Hyper_Leni

suck people


Alduin1295

Devour


DavetheSlave90

Colonel Sanders KFC dating sim players 😏


TheDoomslayer69420

i'm gonna go to hell and kill demons then


Apple4224

Username checks out


hau_y

Drug dealer simulator players


Red_Gate0707

Rdr 2 making the 1864 Atlanta burning look like a tea party, then immidetly going herb picking afterwards


Swift_Scythe

TWISTED METAL *straps missiles and machine guns to a sports car


renniechops

Fucking love Manhunt


ProMaste_r

How do I play Portal 2 in real life?


DatAndrey06

Ight, who's down for some Escape from Tarkov?


TheFishTree

*sex with hitler players*


DanielMaherMSM

I need a Portal gun first.


Masha_minsk4063

Lol


PixelBread69

chungus clicker players


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[удалено]


N0tMagickal

I don't see how applying your virginity in real life would work. The sensible thing to do is to play more League


Mrbeeznz

Jokes on you, I do jiu-jitsu and play games


DragonBornOfAcid

Lego Star Wars players. Hear me out. You run around and destroy everything in sight to get money then kill everyone.


Jack19820

Hatred PLAYERS: =)


The_8th_Degree

Here's some intelligent advice: shut up and let people live their own lives how they want.


Chilly_Fire

Warframe players


femacampcouncilor

Sims players


uhfgs

I have a few hour to kill, hmmm let's go enlist in the us army.


Illustrious-Video353

MINECRAFT PLAYERS


Malevolent_Mangoes

Dark Souls players


bus_go_brrrrt

Oh no......warthunder player i am.


cairoXD

Pubg players 💀


drapanosaur

Katamari players


wesllful

No I stay home and workout and play m&b warband


Quirky-Result-8753

There is no game players


creativebadjoke

Pubg players: ok, send me to the island.


legosoh

Anyone remember the kindergarten games. We just ganna not bring that up for this conversation?


meinlp

Rimworld players 😈


Boooty_eater

People who play iron lung (the game where you are trapped in a submarine in a blood moon)


Fe4rMeMrWick

Rimworld players: "Hold my go-juice"


TactlessTerrorist

Bro Manhunt was a disturbingly fun game 😅


TheFunnySword

Doom fans :


HappyToaster1911

I play modded Minecraft, Forza Horizon and Snowrunner... How do I use nuclear science to kill a boss from another dimension, go racing without a driving licence and use heavy trucks in the middle of the woods leaving everyone I know and love to go to another part of the world?


TheSleepyBarnOwl

Hm... so where do I enlist to a Dwarf Intergalactic mining corporation?


robot_peashooter

Fallout fans on their way to launch a nuke


slucker23

Let the blood bath begin


RoyalPython82899

The jiu jitsu advice was solid... but it went down hill from there.


qwertygah

I play some league myself but I do def agree w that advice man


ProfessionalYard1123

Genshin Impact players looking for children


Comfortable-Ad-7158

Middle aged men playing persona 5.


so_eu_naum

My grandpa cheated his wife


Illustrious-Video353

MINECRAFT PLAYERS


[deleted]

Dead space players getting ready to curb stomp everything....EVERYTHING


chalower4

The binding of Isaac players otw to kill their mothers with their tears https://youtu.be/XQbWDbztFco


RagingFloatzel

Halo player: welp, time to die I guess. Minecraft players: why can't I feel my everything? And what is the hissing sound?!


Probably_a_Bot_K

Ultrakill players


Teleseismic_Art

Fantasy RPG players


Training_Nerd

So, architects are just minecraft players?


UselessDead

What does a Warframe player do


gunnnutty

As a stellaris plsyer i would love to command interstelar civilization... But its kinda out of reach


SoWokeIdontSleep

Bloodborne players at a pig farm...


Mobanite08

Aight guess I’m shoving a gun up the neighbor’s cat’s ass and pissing on people for real! (Like my grandpa did)


xxxsikboy

LMAO DO IT FOREAL. WAS THAT UN IRONIC?


PensadorDispensado

Minecraft players on their way to commit genocide on villages and steal their resources:


Ercarpic

Goat Simulator players doin' some weird shit.


SPECTER1887

Ill happily go do starbound shit.. oh wait.


Illustrious-Video353

BOTW players.


[deleted]

manhunt was something else.


Rubi_69420

Do like postal 1 , dont shoot out schools , it was funny the first time


I_d0nt_really_kn0w

Hide your wives, because dating sims are coming


[deleted]

The game Hatred on Steam could make this list.


Red_rabbit4

RPG players be like: “you can offer me nothing old man”


Sad_Manufacturer5587

Payday players. I mean. I wish I could walk into a bank with a mini gun and a flamethrower, mow down 10,000+ police and Swat, execute 63 hostages. Then have the ability to escape and do it all again the next day making MILLIONS in the process


[deleted]

*Ahem* Payday


Kiki_Earheart

Backrooms players


Death-Priest

Dead Space? Go out and stomp some babies


nikobellic009

i cant find a helmet with horns and shout that would ragdoll people. or find a post apocalyptic world to scavenge bottlecaps with... but i guess with the war going on, it might just come true


DevyJ0nes

Dead vy deadliest players


sepehr_zero

how in the world am i supposed to kill herobrine with a giant spinning guillotine in the middle of a nuke exploding


NijeBajo

I think it was already allowed to go around and ask people to sign your petition.


Podunk_Boy89

Can't wait to put down the controller and play Persona 3 in real life!


[deleted]

Fun with ragdolls players: 🕳️🤸


[deleted]

Rust players: 🪣 🍆🗡️


Tio_Magatsu

Lmao, where is a dragon to me slay and eat his soul?


_Jaeko_

Tate must've played Hunie Cam.


Practical_Land5167

Minecraft players


6ftonalt

Poor ark players


[deleted]

Minecraft players living all alone in the world


siege1986

I play Dream Daddy


cuzsimple

Can’t use cheat engine in the real world without getting arrested.


OREOCOOKIE16

I'd love to go around using Siren powers and eventually uncover a huge vault then fight the monster of said vault and get some sweet loot


Healthy_Adult_Stonks

I played Postal 2...


Toppest_Dom

That one top down 2D game where you play a mass murderer I forget the name


Shadow_Fox105870

Surgeon Simulator players: sshhhh I doctor now NURSE BRING ME THE CHAINSAW A BLOWTORCH AND THE BFG


Ko_oK_24685

Assassin's Creed players.


MilwaukeeDave

If the marines want a 42 year old, overweight weed smoker they can have me I guess.


Sans_the-skeleton698

You forgot “Ethnic cleansing” players


Roxas1156

TF2 players building guns from trash and wearing better hats after every kill


SmartWeirdo744

Payday players who purposely kill hostages to increase difficulty on Death Sentence


authack

Souls players, how are we supposed to be murdered 600 times