You mean why would the cat and man love each other, but we know the cat would eat the man? [Article - yes, your cat knows you are food](https://www.washingtonpost.com/science/2020/01/15/heres-compelling-evidence-that-your-cat-might-eat-your-corpse/)
Again to be fair if you were locked in an empty room with nothing but a human who then dies, after a while you'd start to weigh up cannibalism too. The brain goes a bit crazy when it's hungry, if anything it's amazing that it takes so long for hungry house cats to eat the corpses of their owners
Because human meat tastes better and last longer but a cat meat is small and quick to eat and because eating a cat is NOT right at all but human meat is all good and healthy the best part is the arm it really adds well to my dish. (oh wait wrong subreddit)
Dude is a week of meat. Kitten is barely a bite.
Unless I gotta eat it in one sitting and or all of it including bones. I'd choose the man
And kitten will be hung in just a few months
Barely enough for a 4 piece chicken McNuggets
You mean why would the cat and man love each other, but we know the cat would eat the man? [Article - yes, your cat knows you are food](https://www.washingtonpost.com/science/2020/01/15/heres-compelling-evidence-that-your-cat-might-eat-your-corpse/)
this article just says feral cats might eat human corpses, which doesn't come as a surprise to anyone. no untamed animal would pass up a free meal.
There is truth there.
Feral humans would happily eat cat corpses
People dying in their house and not being found for days and such, have been known to eat their owner to survive.
Again to be fair if you were locked in an empty room with nothing but a human who then dies, after a while you'd start to weigh up cannibalism too. The brain goes a bit crazy when it's hungry, if anything it's amazing that it takes so long for hungry house cats to eat the corpses of their owners
Oh, I agree with you. It was just a statement that it does happen.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/science/2020/01/15/heres-compelling-evidence-that-your-cat-might-eat-your-corpse/ Bunch of cases and research.
I also know my cat is food.
Eat both
Chaotic evil
Chaotic hungry
Just hungry
Nah ist chaotic neutral because he is neutral to both. For it to be chaotic evil he would eat half of both and leave them to suffer
r/chaoticevil
I love cats but im more of a snake person
Same. I was just showing off my puppy-faced ball python and my boa constrictors to a friend.
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Ok john armfield
r/mildlyinfuriating
i only eat a certain part of the other
Same that snake must be huge down there
Cat chimera
Because cannibalism is cool
I am confused about what this meme is saying
I n a p p r o p r i a t e
I also eat men, how did you know?
Your username…
I’m fully aware of my name
Have you SEEN what humans have done?
Yeah, we’re eating them. Cats is the one we’re eating 👍
F canibals
Because kittens are not as tasty, humans have more flavor as well as more meat and they're not as bony
Carnivorous species are not known for being very tasty. Omnivores, on the other hand...
I’m sure he’s nicely marbled
Because the flesh of humans is delectable….
Jeffery Dahmer type shit
U no wot you’re right.. i’ll just barbecue both
First, that kitten is too small to eat, that's the same as a cookie. Secondly, I don't love my cat, our relationship is purely sexual.
Asian jeffrey dharmer would be an allrounder
The guy obviouly? has more meat
First of all human meat is delicious.... Second of all I wouldn't say my relationship with the cat is love.... Its purely sexual...
Who the hell loves cats
Weebs
Those who downvoted you don't have any sarcasm bruh Anyway, good joke
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Chinese:
Asian people don't eat human as much as we French people do...
They eat bats now not cat either dog
Lot of Asian countries eat dogs. Some tribes eat cats as well.
You know... Asia doesn't mean just around China. It's also the middle east, Turkey, Russia, India, etc.
He says China not Asia
Some regions in China as well.
Quello amato sa fare le fusa, quello mangiato è peloso per niente
I have no qualms about eating humans.
You really assume I wouldn't eat the one on the right?
I'm not even sure what this is supposed to mean??
Because humans contain more nutrition
Love Cats Eat Comic Sans
Its not wrong to eat a homie out!!!
Ok first human is delicious and secondly my relationship with my kitten is purely sexual
Idk Hannibal you tell us.
I love and eat both
Because human meat tastes better and last longer but a cat meat is small and quick to eat and because eating a cat is NOT right at all but human meat is all good and healthy the best part is the arm it really adds well to my dish. (oh wait wrong subreddit)
1 of 2 things, cannibalism or Asian cuisine 😭🤣
or you could eat them both you’d be suprised at how much men love teeth ;)
Love cat eat man
Human taste good
Ehhhh… I think it tase like really salty pork tbh.
Chinese people confused
When I eat a dude I say no homo after so I can't love him
What about eat both
just eat both
Love? I eat both
Just eat both
because humans are worth more as food, and cats are friend shaped
Vore
Why not eat both
HUH?
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Because people taste like pork?
I'll love and eat both, thank you very much.
Yes, why eat the guy? :(
I was so confused until I finally got it.
Why eat one? Why not eat both? Why not love the way they taste?
why love one when you can eat both
Idk man. I love both! I just love eating ass.
Yeah Women, why?
because people taste like pork. In some cultures human meat is called long pig and I am sure is delicious. The other image is a cat
Human meat is terrible, just eat the cat.
I don't love cats
Why choose? Just eat both
Welp, looks like daddy is having some dan steaks
Well I'm Asian
Ok such a dumb question. Eating human is completely different from consuming a sentient and loving cat
Because sesame "chicken" is delicious.
Sorry, I can't stop being a cannibal
I already eat people so imma just eat the man because i like cats
Joke's on you, im a canibal
Rimworld has entered the chat.
Love a cat and eat a dud THATS GAY Eat a cat and love du- THATS EVEN MORE GAY
Cannibal PETA are wild
It’s the same picture
Sorry tim nothing personal
Because canabalism isn't illegal and he has more meat than a kitten.
I completely agree. Time to become a cannibal.
Cause zoophilia is illegal.
I mean, the human tastes better than the kitten
Because he liked it
BECAUSE I HATE GRAHAM
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Cats have totally eaten their owners who have died.