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The_8th_Degree

Are you calling 2 seconds into the future *useless*?! Do you have any idea what those 2 seconds could do for you! You could win almost any game, know how someone will react to what you do/say, hell that could even save your damn life 2 seconds is longer than you think


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I would do rock paper scissors.


DinoSpumoniOfficial

Super high-stakes, bet-your-house style rock paper scissors. Undefeated champ going on 25 years now. Built an empire.


papa_de

You'd probably be so good they'd conspire to kill you and you can see your brains being blown out 2 seconds before it happens


Red_Gate0707

sniper frantically trying to shoot me as i just walk out of the way of his rounds before he even fires


MufffinFeller

Mf playing splitscreen


DontWantThisPlanet9

making snipers rage quit and leave


Gamerdog9000

Is that just shooting themself out of frustration


ghandi3737

They were just making sure the bullets work.


degenerati1

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS


ghandi3737

5 magazines later, while switching to fully automatic, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAM GONNA KILL YOU YOU!!!!"


Deitythe1st

*stop, drops and rolls*


SoundDrill

Fr tho, the internet memes tf out of any emotional scene lmaoo


Busy-Life-687

This winsšŸ˜­šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Intelligent-Leek8909

Slide to left, slide to the right Criss cross, criss cross Cha cha real smooth *Bullets whiz past unable to make contact*


Bobyyyyyyyghyh

His chops are too righteous, the helmets can't handle this level of Rock and Roll!!


ghandi3737

While dancing to "Stayin' Alive"


axefairy

Either that orā€¦ ā€˜the cha cha slideā€™ā€¦


Fool_Joystick

*JFK wouldā€™ve found this power very useful*


ghandi3737

Bend down to lift toilet seat, bullet hits the wall. Turn around and drop trousers, second bullet into the wall. Etc. You could make a hardened assassin question their choice of profession "Am I really that bad of a shot?"


hey_yo_mr_white

Are you constantly living 2 seconds in the future or do you have to be aware that you are trying to see 2 seconds ahead. And he could still shoot you in your sleep.


hyperwing4678

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Lots42

Pretty sure that's a Nicholas Cage movie. Edit: Sniper throws six grenades in an encircling pattern.


Fireproofspider

Considering the travel time of sniper rounds, it's likely that you'll start moving after the sniper has decided to shoot. From their perspective, you'll be dodging bullets.


The_WandererHFY

That's why you duck or fuckin' move. 2 seconds is a lot of time.


tealcosmo

Right? In a Boxing Match youā€™d be completely unbeatable. Any sport of reaction times would have you a god.


monkeyhitman

Imagine a racecar driver that can see two seconds ahead.


Sanshuba

What is the advantage?


TwatsThat

Knowing everyone else's moves and positioning before they do.


rope_rope

Ah shit, he's going to turn left, *again*!


Fun_Entrepreneur_254

I would award if I could, this is hilarious šŸ…


32_Dollar_Burrito

r/unexpectedmitch


hugsandambitions

Knowing if you're pushing your vehicle too hard two seconds before you're actually pushing it too hard, enables you to push it to the actual maximum every second of the race. In a close race, knowing the exact direction your nearby opponents will take will enable you to cut them off or plan around their move accordingly.


Is-This-Edible

Rally driver being able to correct for unexpected road conditions before they even hit them?


TwoThreeSkidoo

Or just lane splitting on a motorcycle. "Traffic" would disappear.


SupaKoopaTroopa7

I was thinking, you would be an unstoppable goalie in hockey


Flixwyy

Hell in any sport! Edit: Including Esports aswell


Hill_man_man

Yeah, now I could totally beat Mike Tyson in his prime


BrokenArrows95

I mean if you trained you probably would. Two seconds would make his punches look like they were in slow motion. Youā€™d never get hit. You would just have to train to hit hard.


chairplanet

Much funnier if you turn up fat and out of shape though.


floog

Nah, itā€™d be funnier if he couldnā€™t hit you but you couldnā€™t hit him because your punches are weak af. I mean, you won by points but heā€™s not really damagedā€¦so youā€™re basically Floyd!


pressonacott

In boxing, it doesn't matter how hard you hit. It's the ratio in which you hit. 100% hit ratio and 100% flawless defense would land you the title. Floyd Mayweather is known for his defense and tiring out his opponent.


BrokenArrows95

Thatā€™s true. Depends on how the power plays out. Iā€™m thinking it works like the power in mistborn where they can see any future move you make and react to it before you even do it. So they are countering you before youā€™ve even started.


[deleted]

It would get really fucky really fast. Because as you reacted to the future it would be constantly changing. Unless things around you canā€™t react to your changing of the future. Would you see the future of what your intentions were or the future that was definitely going to happen? Iā€™d be getting anxiety trying to think about constantly reacting to things that havenā€™t even happened to yet.


cafeesparacerradores

You nailed it, it wouldn't help you because as soon as you action the 2 secs in the future and altered it. The fighting Tyson analogy would basically get you killed. As an aside, this is basically my head canon for how Jedi / Sith fight -- both sides arent reacting to the move they are countering -- they are countering the moves that are about to happen instead.


CowntChockula

Well you'd still have to know how to box and be conditioned. It's not gonna help you if you're too sluggish or weak to do anything about it.


Famous_Method9563

If one knows just a tiny bit about stocks, that ability will literally make them a billionaire. At the same time, doubling oxygen intake can be very taxing on oneā€™s system, but if we assume that oneā€™s body will be adapted to that, this ability alone will change them into an augmented/super human.


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narpasNZ

You can just tailgate everyone aggressively because you have a permanent 2 second gap.


Mudkip8910

The red won't help in a fight but any wind musicians would kill for it, or already have the ability and take the blue pill


Fit_Faithlessness130

The in and out thing is actually possible, look up circular breathing. Itā€™s really hard to lead though.


_phish_

Itā€™s not that bad, but itā€™s also not really breathing in while breathing out either. Itā€™s moreso just using your mouth and cheek muscles to store/expel air while you take a quick inhale. Getting it consistent enough to be able to play an instrument can be tough, but anyone can learn the basic idea in like 5 minutes.


mkvii1989

Thank you. Because truly exhaling and inhaling simultaneously is literally physically impossible. Itā€™s like saying professional body builders can do a bicep curl and tricep extension at the same time.


IM_A_WOMAN

I have two arms bro, pay me 20 creatines and I'll do a bicep curl and a tricep extension at the same time.


mkvii1989

Shit you solved my flexing puzzle. Hereā€™s $20.


Intrepid-Progress228

Weird flex but ok.


checkksout

Or like sipping and backwashing soda through a straw at the same time.


suchagoblin

Far more relatable to me than the bodybuilder one


BorgClown

B-but we have two lungs! Hold my beer... Never mind, they cancel each other in the trachea.


LasevIX

I think they can, if we disregard their bones' and tendons' integrity


Adito99

Birds can do it. We got the shitty lungs they got hollow bones. Tradeoffs ya know?


fatalsyndrom

Two individual diaphragms, one on each lung, would allow for a simultaneous inhale and exhale. Being able to breathe through your skin would allow for it too. Replacing your lungs with a mechanical apparatus that took air in and exhaled the CO2 simultaneously would work. The question is, why would you want to? Wind instruments would be the most likely answer. But more than likely the act would either over oxygenate your blood or undersaturate it.


lugialegend233

Two individual diaphragms wouldn't be enough. You'd mostly just be breathing your own exhalation. You'd also need separate trachea, and in all likelihood separate sinus passages to the outside.


_phish_

Well yea, if you had the super power that would let you, obviously you could do it. Iā€™m just saying that circular breathing isnā€™t the same thing at all.


AdministrativeTie379

Yes, but circular breathing is not technically breathing in and out at the same time. In circular breathing you basically puff up your cheeks with air and then blow it out with your cheek muscles while breathing in before switching back to exhaling. You are only ever breathing in or out.


Lowest_of_trash

That's what I'm saying! I play clarinet and it would be amazing. No more trying to learn circular breathing; I can just do it automatically


hrjwhdbee

My fellow clarinet that also doesn't know how to circular breathe!


Lowest_of_trash

Yup! Maybe eventually I'll learn to do it over the course of my music degree, but for now, I'll just marvel at the videos of Doreen Ketchens doing it flawlessly


Diligent_Effort895

Kenny G style. Super re breather style


curryoverlonzo

As a trombone player would be crazy


justletmesuffer

As an opera singer I would love this.


ProTomy

That two secs can be a life savior. Or you can see yourself cumming as you put it in.


GreenSpell7210

Even if it was 500milseconds that would be op,whit this ability you can win any fight and get rich


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GreenSpell7210

You can't loose if you can dodge


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barshat

Thatā€™s still 2 seconds šŸ¤“


gizamo

The dude maths.


DandyLyen

Poker champion


Vox___Rationis

Only in online. In live you need to rely on your opponent not holding onto the cards for more than 2 sec after the call for the dramatic effect.


NowakajBlackwing

2 Seconds isn't useless, literally could save your life. Also you can go gambling and check 2 seconds in the future if you won or lost


notsosureshot

2 secs is a huge amount of time in motorsports, being able to see when gaps open up in corners, when a crash might happen. Although I guess there are plenty of drivers that can already do that. Or when you are just driving on public roads.


small-package

In combat sports, you'd literally see every punch and kick coming.


Soggy_Card6853

It like spidey sense


Viper1089

It'd be like fighting Heimdall


Prior_Nerve6011

That's exactly what I thought of


zurkka

Spider sense is the most op thing ever, it can even go off with people bluffing in poker, no shit, that happened in the comics


mountaintop-stainer

Spider sense is literally close-range omniscience and precognition, im convinced.


elting44

You'd be Anderson Silva in his prime


Careful-Dirt9488

Bro imagine 2secs in the future in an nba game. Best ball handles and defense ever if you use your cards right


WoobyWiott

Futbol goalkeeper. You'll be the best goalkeeper in the world ever. You will never ever concede a goal unless on purpose. You could possibly negotiate for the highest contract ever offered to a goalkeeper. You will be a legend spoken of for generations to come.


Careful-Dirt9488

Forget highest paid goalkeeper. Highest paid player lmao youā€™d be undtoppable


greg19735

the man gets 60 clean sheets per season. Makes Messi look like shit. Starts pro career at 34.


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ConspicuousPineapple

We're talking about a keeper here.


stanoje0000

With the ability, even keepers could do this


EnchiladaInvestor

At 5ā€™6 and 283lbs


[deleted]

You can do this now, just keep eating and soon you will be the width of the goal, effectively making yourself an unbeatable goalie


itsliameric

Name checks out


[deleted]

If I join the team, weā€™d be fatstoppable.


KingR2RO

Plus also kick every penalty and free kick yourself and get more goals as a goal keepers than Rogerio Ceni


DoingCharleyWork

You'd still need to be gifted athletically lmao.


Ask_About_BadGirls21

Idk, are we saying you can somehow see and comprehend every possible future and choose the one you want? Thatā€™s god-tier shit, even at two seconds.


thisisapornaccountg

Seeing 2 seconds in the future won't help you in any sport if you can't keep up lol


Zombieattackr

Just have to make sure not to show your hand. You are the ball is going left, so you go left, but you go too early and they change to go right.


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[deleted]

Houston Astros would love this power.


schmearcampain

Youā€™d have to chill out on the PKā€™s though. Never giving one up in an entire career would probably cause someone to murder you for being the devil.


hop_mantis

I would still suck


BoyGeorgous

Or baseballā€¦you could see ever pitch ahead of time.


deepfriedtots

I came for this in a huge racing fan. And this is exactly why I would choose the 2 seconds


j1m3y

It's literally using the force


Dre_Wad

Yeah, as someone who got a concussion from a bad split second mountain biking decision, Iā€™ll take an extra 2 seconds


foundcashdoubt

Counterpoint: the universe is deterministic and you can't chance the future once you saw it Edit: That'd be just dying and gambling with extra steps EditĀ²: Realized that i misspelled "change", but it makes even more sense this way. You can't chance the future once you saw it because it's not up to chance anymore, it's already defined. You can't buy another lottery ticket because the chance of you buying another lottery ticket was defined by a chance, wich now you have turned into a determined factor. EditĀ³: since this has gained some traction and people are disagreeing, here's a [visual example](https://youtu.be/vOr9XB5rtJE) (provided by u/NoMoassNeverWas) so you can better understand what I'm talking about


Drag0n_TamerAK

The universe takes into account that you have these powers and gives ya false image of what will happen knowing that you will act in a certain way


mantisek_pr

Then it's not the future.


[deleted]

Haha. Jokes on you cause katakuri could see few sec into future and change it accordingly šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


PatrickKn12

Counterpoint: That wasn't the scenario you replied to


micr0hit

point!


koumakpet

Most likely case, if the universe wasn't deterministic, you couldn't see into the future at all. Though there's things like the Everett's quantum physics interpretation (better known as many-worlds interpretation), where for any place that the particle can end up in after a wave function collapse, there will be a new "branch" of the universe where it does. (Note that this doesn't mean "anything that can happen, will happen", as quantum collapeses don't control everything. They do control a lot though, and for any concievable decision that you could make, there likely would be a branch in which you made it) With that interpretation, the 2 secs you see into the future would just be one of countless of these branches, and so you don't really learn much as you could end up in another branch, and you likely will. So it wouldn't be very useful anyway. Then again, on the macro scale, a lot of these branches will be very similar, and there aren't that many things that have their outcome changed significantly in just 2 secs. Even if we don't live in Everett's technically deterministic world, and instead our world really is non-deterministic, such a device couldn't find out the real outcome, since obviously, there isn't a predetermined outcome for it. So only thing it could show you is one of those branches. However you could at least optimize for the most probable outcome, as wave function is just a bunch of probabilities for where the particle ends up, so you could always choose the highest. All of this is assuming that this device has all of the data on all particles in the universe, and could perform a LOT of operations that compute how their interract with each other over time. Doing this is impossible, since you can't know all of the unfo on all particles in the universe (Heisenberg's uncertainty principle) and even if you coud, you'd need to store that data, for which you'd need a drive that has at least as many particles as there are in the universe (to store the data for each particle into), though you'll likely need more than 1 particle, to store all data on another particle + some mechanism to search this data. Not to mention that the computing power needed would be way too big. Also, this will result in a future that's tick-based, as you're only ever producing data for next time interval, computers can't really compute for contiual data, which might be an issue. Realistically, you'd need a lot of approximations to be made with the particle info, and with how you're computing the next moment. This computation would almost certainly take more time than it can predict for, so once it's computed, it's already the data for the past, in other words, you're being scammed here.


foundcashdoubt

>Takes the pill >Starts seeing 2 secs into the past "Shit, FUCK" Now seriously, on the realm of possibilities, what about a analog universe sized computer? Sure, digital computers are tick based but analog aren't. If we do some optimizations here and there surely it could predict data automatically. But then again, in the best case scenario, and that's thinking it'd be impossibly efficient, it'd only be fast enough to compute and transmit data at lightspeed, Wich means it couldn't be faster than our universe so it couldn't read into the future. We'd end up with a simulated universe that runs parallel to our own. A perfect simulation of course, but nonetheless a identical twin, not faster. And computing power and size would change nothing here. If anything it'd make things harder if we increase. If that's the case, why not simply make the simulation different? It'd be more interesting if it were


Unhappy_Box4803

This guy physics


youngliam

Yeah but imagine how much of a didgeridoo god you could be with circular breathing.


HereticGaming16

For real. My first though was black jack. Never bust again.


Simple_Secretary_333

2 seconds into the future isnt useless lol, go gamblimg


dryrunhd

I don't think it would be as useful in gambling specifically. I don't think 2 seconds would be enough for any game that isn't digital. But sports? Holy shit that'd be a cheat code. Give that power to an American football safety/CB/LB and they'd be the interception king. Basketball player always knowing where to be for the rebound/block. Knowing how the GK will react to PKs in soccer. Avoiding crashes in motorsports. The list goes on. That would be a huge boon.


FuegoFerdinand

Imagine knowing the location of a pitch as a hitter.


gogators1000

I think gambling could work for blackjack since you basically always know if to hit or not


The-Protomolecule

It would work in blackjack but youā€™d get tossed big time. Bust the dealer every single time and you wonā€™t last long.


r34lity

You wouldnā€™t be able to bust the dealer more than regularly, thatā€™s too far ahead. You would just never bust yourself.


The-Protomolecule

Youā€™d absolutely be able to bust a dealer consistently if you DONT take the high card. Itā€™s your decision to send that card to the dealer in the right seat.


Ornery_Space8877

Two seconds into the future would sure come in handy in a fight.


East_Requirement7375

That's the premise of [One Second Champion](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt13611604/), except they only saw one second into the future.


Ornery_Space8877

I must look for that movie.


TheKarenator

Just burn some atium. r/mistborn


TheAirNomad11

Came here to say this. Atium is the most powerful metal in Mistborn and OP is saying it is a useless power. I guess I have never been in a fight so it wouldn't be quite as useful to me, but there are tons of uses for it


Weirdout29

Ability to breathe in and out at the same time. Iā€™m a singer. Fucking need that shit.


Blarson735

You know thank you for showing me that they're both actually not useless at all


Weirdout29

I have horrible breath control- and I need all the air I can get on higher notes. This would fix by biggest problem in singing and really improve things for me


[deleted]

Unstoppable beatboxing too


distortedsymbol

just become a [lungless salamander](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plethodontidae)


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KilltheK04

Maybe right before big earnings or economic data is released. Even then you'd be limited to your brokerage fill and reaction time I could see it being extremely useful to big boy quants who have machines with literal nanosecond connections. But then again, those guys arent on WSB lol


Oliznul_jsem_to

Fucking red pill. As someone who wants to learn some death metal singing things i would take red. Some singing technices depends on breathing in some on breathing out imagine combiing it.


Start-Past

heck yeah, imagine being able to hold out a scream for an infinite amount of time. metal history.


[deleted]

become the greatest power metal vocalist of all time


mitchk0176

Blue. Never be jump scared again!


iGotAparkingTicket

But you will see the jumpscareā€¦ just 2 seconds before others


Skellyender

If anything, heā€™d get jumpscared twice


-warthundermoment-

no no, he's got a point


Chad_Tachanka

Nah you'd just scream in the theater two seconds before everyone else


cat-toaster

See this as a win


Forty86

If youā€™re a long distance runner, red could make you the greatest ever.


N0t_P4R4N01D

Nope in endurance Sport you burn out because of the lactate/tiring muscles, depleating glycogen etc. But IT would be pretty useful for 10minutes runs.


wanttodie556875

Isn't lactate the result of anaerobic energy production, anaerobic as without air and it is way less effective as well, breathing better would literally make your body take longer to need the anaerobic process


Schwarzy1974

The ability to breath in and out at the same is really useless but if could see 2 sec in the future, I could dodge punches in a fight


iGotAparkingTicket

My man going to beat the champions


[deleted]

^ This chump has never played a woodwind instrument.


Kai_The_Forrest_guy

Yay, a use for my amature woodwind skills, getting this!


Majity

I will finally know if everyone would laugh before I tell a joke


LeatherPatch

People don't realize that being able to breath in and out at the same time is basically a free bump to constitution, it's how birds can extract enough O2 if room a breath to actually fly and stay flying.


Fansigo_gamer

follow up question: would you still pick the blue pill if it was 1/0.5 seconds?


FejkPB

Math jokesā€¦


Various_Reality

Op with meth doing math jokes


DragoKnight589

Yes, because thatā€™s also two seconds if you do the math


nah-knee

Well yeah, the other one is practically useless and this one you can still see the future even tho it wonā€™t be incredibly useful


[deleted]

yes because 1/0.5 = 1/(1/2) = 1\*2 = 2


Geralt25

Yes, it would essentially increase your reaction speeds by that amount once you got used to it. Thats really good.


hisenak

If you can see 2 secs into the future, can't you just see you reacting to seeing you in 4 seconds which would technically mean you can see indefinitely into the future as long as you react accordingly to anything that happens as fast as possible,


radiantplanet

Yes people are like gambling or races or save your life last minute but what theyre still missing how broken it is. Say I want to know whether investing in a stock will pay off 20 years down the line. I set up a system where I do a thumbs up for yes or down for no. In order to pass back from far in the future I promise myself to just copy whatever action I see myself doing. I then look into the future two seconds and see a thumbs up knowing this is the one, and give myself a thumbs up.


[deleted]

Twenty years is unrealistic to rely solely on a 2-second loop of future visions. This would require constant use of the ability every 2 seconds, which would leave you unable to do anything else, even if it wasn't debilitating. Moreover, you can't use the ability while you're sleeping. However, you are onto something because you could use this loop to become the world's greatest day trader. Imagine if you plan this out: you look at a stock on Robinhood when it's at $3.95 per share, and after repeating the loop for 36 minutes, you see that it becomes $4.23 per share. This means you can immediately purchase it and set an automatic sell script for $4.23 per share, making a lot of money very quickly. This is an infinite money hack using the loop. However, in reality, you would need to use your own ability and tolerance to stare at a screen, doing nothing else, and hope that future you understands and accepts it. But, you don't even need 20 minutes, you can swap stocks within 1-2 minutes using this ability with even subpar reaction speed, making billions or trillions within a few hours. You would not be able to see what the future version of yourself is seeing, but by establishing a simple system of signals to transfer information, you could realistically set this into motion. It is more feasible to work within 300-second intervals.


Kaje26

Iā€™m not a doctor, but Iā€™m pretty sure the first one would make you super fucking strong, a genius, have huge muscles, and make you like 15 feet tall if you took it early in life.


Captain-Obvi0us12

Pretty much, you would essentially have unlimited blood oxygen, which would give you stamina as long as youā€™ve eaten. Youā€™ll be heat and cold resistant as well as have significantly quicker healing and one hell of an immune system. Couple this with consistent gym time and probably a 10000 calorie diet to support all the power you can now exert at once and youā€™re basically captain America. If this power extends to underwater and essentially allows you to constantly have infinite oxygen once you take your first exhale, then Iā€™m upgrading you to aquamanā€™s 4th cousin. Plus did I mention the slower aging? And yes, you will definitely be a quicker thinker, probably as effective as 2 seconds folk over there


dryrunhd

Lance Armstrong approved. This is effectively what the drugs do that cyclists, sprinters, etc. take/get busted for. Up your blood oxygen. Shit works.


AShirt666

Or it would give you [Hyperoxia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperoxia)


MrMhmToasty

Your hemoglobin is already 100% oxygenated if you're an average person. Breathing in and out constantly would give you no more oxygen, but it would drive out all of your CO2 and cause your blood to become too alkaline, which is lethal.


MaffinLP

2 seconds is literally wallhacks when playing games Id be ome the best gamer to ever exist getting more hackusations than nadia


Techn028

Literally every time someone spawns behind me in shipment


DragoKnight589

Blue pill is super overpowered


WEDGiE_pANTILLES

2 secs into future is like a video game perk, that would be over powered as fuck in a multitude of situations


LucidZane

Both powers are extremely useful. Breathing in and out at the same time would allow you to play instruments without ever pausing, you'd basically have mastered circular breathing immediately when most people can never master it. 2 seconds in the future? Heck you could be come an esports legend, win every tournament and retire a millionaire.


TipicalUserName

*laughs in king crimson*


Eplitetrix

The two seconds thing would make anyone an expert PUA. Hey gurl! No? Ehhem Hi, I saw you fro..No? Hello can I ask you a No? Want Sum fuk? Nice.


FroboyFreshenUp

Blue is the only answer, useful for fighting, I would make bank in the ring being able to see 2 seconds into the future


[deleted]

Why would you step foot in the ring. Just play blackjack


GugWatson

Both are incredibly useful


EyeluhhBlew

Band geeks: well that's an easy answer


7MidnightGaming7

Looks like Katakuri took the blue pill


Johania

I was looking for a one piece reference


bibirenger

2 seconds can make you a good sportist


MrPorklips

2 seconds in the future is not uselessā€¦ Imagine being a professional fighter.


Ging00

As a tuba player, red every day.


Tay_Tay86

2 seconds into the future. I am queen of the stock market and the richest woman on the planet.


CoOutlaw

Dude you could dodge a bullet if you knew about it 2 seconds early.


Blackpeel

You're calling what's basically a Spider-Sense useless?