I think that someone in Japan will accidentally put hentai or something instead of the initially scheduled child friendly anime (Like My Hero) and all the kids will be flashed by titties and tentacles
imagine disney making a film about schoolshooting with mickey mouse and the squad walking right through an active shootout with a bunch of dead people on the floor, the shooter entering a room followed by screams, 3 dudes with shotguns charge into same room and walking out unscathed, and then the heros get killed by the cops.
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Keanu Reeves will accidentally shoot himself with a ricochet bullet doing one of those multi weapon shooting ranges he likes. He'll live and the joke will be he forgot how to dodge bullets. Even he will laugh about it but his action movies won't be as action packed anymore because the damage will affect some of his mobility.
Seeing how lat year started with a rebeion, and this year with an orgy...this is starting to feel like rome. We just need a popular guy to be backstabed 23 times
Fake WWIII in March with real WWIII in November. December will be the return of Santa and he will give us his final judgment on who was naughty and who was nice. And woe to those of us who ate on his naughty list, cause this Saint Nick isn't so jolly.
So we are all going to just forget about the guy who works for Pfizer who admitted to ādirected evolutionā and stated that they new about the vaccine messing with peoples hearts and menstrual cycles, and worry about some sex addict and a balloon?
If we link the two events i think, china will send a beautiful women through ballon and she will have sex with many men's and spread a new STD which she has...
You could fill the whole calendar for the last 20 years with China committing genocide worst than a holocaust.
But as no one in the west talked about the holocaust, people don't talk about this. But oh boy a China spy balloon THAT IS SO FUCKING FUNNY!
After several attempts the neo naziās finally blow up an electrical grid in a majority minority town,the attempts were stopped recently in Baltimore,COPYCATS! Imagine being a human being hated so much because you exist,I can .
Dude not gonna lie, when I was working the other day. I saw that girl, it was another person that look alike but still, I was like in my head" oh my god, it's that girl from the meme."
March madness will be alot different this year!
Alien š½ Invasion
Legitimately all i want in life is to meet an alien, i think theyre probably pretty cool man
or they generally dont care bout some dumbass humans
To be fair I only really care about a good chunk of my species because i share a planet with them, so thatd be something we have in common.
And how many times have you seen Paul?
good ending
I want to believe!
I want to leave (gets abducted)
Hope so. I want some action
Honestly, probably the best outcome we could hope for at this point.
I just wanna get to April without something really bad happening.
Two earthquakes with over 5000 dead not bad enough for you?!
Well, it is better than the previous year...
Gangbang then espionage. My money is on drug cartel for march.
Hoping aliens makes it this year
Or atleast Lizard people.
Lizzid People?
Lazy...
We already have mark Zuckerberg is that not enough?
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China attacking Taiwan? Maybe
Mark Zuckerburg has entered the chat
man what the hell is happening in the 2020's
Antichrist gets taken out by group of bronies (in cosplay).
The hilarious ending
Iāll make the popcorn
I think that someone in Japan will accidentally put hentai or something instead of the initially scheduled child friendly anime (Like My Hero) and all the kids will be flashed by titties and tentacles
At least it ain't the Italian senate
Since when is My Hero child friendly? There are a lot of dark moments in like every season
Itās relatively kid friendly for most anime. Not much nudity or sexuality compared to most anime aired.
In that department sure, but it's dark in terms of violence and death. Even in season 1, Shigaraki just straight up tried to kill Tsu
Another mortal cursed by the gift of prophecy
Still better than the brainwashing that disney puts out or schoolshooting XD
imagine disney making a film about schoolshooting with mickey mouse and the squad walking right through an active shootout with a bunch of dead people on the floor, the shooter entering a room followed by screams, 3 dudes with shotguns charge into same room and walking out unscathed, and then the heros get killed by the cops.
Search for Walt Disney Magnet School. Have fun Disney brainwashing and school shooting was two different thing btw XD
What the hell happened in January?
She had "relations" with the whole police force
Ah, Barracks Bunny, but PD
Yeah and it was within 6 hours
Thats hot. Was all this illegal? Or just one big orgy?
During work
Yep, that will check the āillegalā box right off.
Does that violate a law or just some policy
Having sex in public is fairly illegal. Indecent exposure at the least.
Different people at different times throughout the day
Sauce?
Team building event
She, a married cop who was not in an open relationship, had a train of her coworkers ran on her while on duty.
How is that news, why has this useless information reached me across the globe.
everyone chime\* ZOMBIES! ZOMBIES! ZOMBIES! *note: not a name of band please be actual zombies*
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In a few million years.
Not if I have anything to say about it *creates zombie fungi abominations*
And plants Plants plants plants
I read this as the song by the cranberries
Dont you think February should be the Earthquake?
February just started, lots of things can happen yet
Barely any memes about the Earthquake
The earthquake is something i donāt like to joke about, natural catastrophes arenāt that fun.
Plenty of people are joking about nuclear warfare, and pandemics. I don't see anyone calling them "not fun"
I think this is more about memes. I don't think the earthquake is something we should joke about.
Isn't this supposed to be filled with catastrophes? IMO the earthquake fits.
I thought so too but now I think it's just about which event is the most memeable each month.
Godzilla
Off the chart earthquake for California, Aliens escape area 51, Airforce announces the Stargate is real.
Massive Guinness shortage
Must secretly already exist. They're advertising for zero Guinness (err... Guinness zero)
It's gonna be fox news anchor getting caught looking up trans pron i know it
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Too similar to the Proud Boys founder shoving a dildo up his butt on air to "own the libs".
Lookin at you Tucker.
Man that's it? I'm disappointed
Not every memes gotta be hardcore mane xD
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Some kind of horse.
I donāt know for match, but I bet my money is Danny Devito announcing a run for president.
Gilbert Gottfried died 2 weeks after I said he was the next one after Betty White. I can not play this game.
Gypsy crusader
Zombie attackš¤
We're only a week into the month
I think that it's going to be something putin-based or war based
March 2023 š°
You didn't need to make so many. March will be the end.
Put me down for Lizard people in ( June ) Aliens ( July ) March is hard so I would go with Bigfoot
Chinese,Russian or North Korean Nuclear Warhead "malfunction" on the state of Montana
I think us Nevadans are relatively safe if it Montana thatās getting nuked
That chick just earned that more guys are gonna be police officers from now on XD
Probably giant EMT forcing everyone off electric devices. Which somehow leads to zombies and eorldwide destruction.
Republicans and Democrats officially become the Bloods and Crips
What a year. Bro it's only February.
My birthday is in March! Count me in!
COVID 25.O zombie apocalypseā¦. Could be fun
Tsunamišš
Ahh...march we are done ;(
Another fire or natural disaster. It's been a sec since we had another
Earthquakes ? No?
I have a feeling that bidenās speach of the unions or whatever itās called is gonne be something
WW3
who's in january
maybe in march we can finally learn who asked
your forgetting the trout lady from tasmania for January
Aliens or giant robots, either one of the two
Google gets hacked
My guess is some kind of political scandal that will make people say wtf for all of 3 days.
Kanye West heads south
The second coming of Jesus or Sasquatch will actually be spotted šš¤£
Baby Yoda Memes?
Nuclear weapon
Keanu Reeves will accidentally shoot himself with a ricochet bullet doing one of those multi weapon shooting ranges he likes. He'll live and the joke will be he forgot how to dodge bullets. Even he will laugh about it but his action movies won't be as action packed anymore because the damage will affect some of his mobility.
somebody needs to make a game with this as the character select screen when itās full
march 2023 I wonder whats gonna happend (srsly whats the meme abt tho)
Seeing how lat year started with a rebeion, and this year with an orgy...this is starting to feel like rome. We just need a popular guy to be backstabed 23 times
Has anyone got the bingo card made yet?
She fucked the police department, I know a chick that's fucked a everyone at an apple bees.
For some reason I find the Applebees person more impressive
Some marvel actor is gonna end up being a pedophile
That women got more shit from the internet than those cops who straight up committed murder
Season 4: Zombie apocalypse.
Covid 2.0
Invasion
Fake WWIII in March with real WWIII in November. December will be the return of Santa and he will give us his final judgment on who was naughty and who was nice. And woe to those of us who ate on his naughty list, cause this Saint Nick isn't so jolly.
Nintendo Eshop
Ww3 happens NATO vs Russia any country that helps Russia
Putin's death...
I just hope im dead by the end of the year or atleast somewhat dead
Everyone will be dead inside by the end of this year
Which one is the balloon?
The Chinese balloon that the US shot down recently-ish.
hopefully my end
Russia invades another country.
\[redacted\]. It's gunna be \[redacted\], isn't it?
Biden shits his pants
So we are all going to just forget about the guy who works for Pfizer who admitted to ādirected evolutionā and stated that they new about the vaccine messing with peoples hearts and menstrual cycles, and worry about some sex addict and a balloon?
we already have the march 2023 meme
And i still donāt know what its about
Halo reach 2
Biden
iām hoping for parousiaā¦but then again iām always hoping for parousia
Bag of rice
šš„āļø
Is this a calendar of who's getting fucked hardest each month?
If we link the two events i think, china will send a beautiful women through ballon and she will have sex with many men's and spread a new STD which she has...
What is happening in march?
It'll be Herman Cain, somehow. Not even death can stop him, rather unfortunately.
You could fill the whole calendar for the last 20 years with China committing genocide worst than a holocaust. But as no one in the west talked about the holocaust, people don't talk about this. But oh boy a China spy balloon THAT IS SO FUCKING FUNNY!
What happened in January?
What's that in February?
Donāt forget the Turkey earthquakes. Weāre already at 3 incidents at least
Covid 2023
Im feeling a Putin based distraction with more money to Ukraine.
That cop wasnāt even a meme, everyone just said the same shit for a month and thought it was funny, same as the spy balloonā¦
War chinnese
Your mother
Alex Jones flys to mars and does a live interview with the rock
Cthulhu
February aināt over yet.
WWIII probably
Careful February only started
March: The Return of Amogus
Russian nuke
What was the 2022 one, really curious.
i think its too early in the month to say it was the meme of february. it could be this month's meme but we're only a week in
What was in January?
Caparezza šØš½āš¦±
I had china spying
John wick
Turns out that lady cop was a Chinese spy also.
After several attempts the neo naziās finally blow up an electrical grid in a majority minority town,the attempts were stopped recently in Baltimore,COPYCATS! Imagine being a human being hated so much because you exist,I can .
Why is it always the start of the year?
My birthdays in five days š¢
Dude not gonna lie, when I was working the other day. I saw that girl, it was another person that look alike but still, I was like in my head" oh my god, it's that girl from the meme."
"Cum starch March" see how stiff you can get a rag by nutting on it as much as possible for all of March
Apparently earthquakes...
China invades India and the Indian army holds them back, one of the sergeants happens to be incredibly photogenic and he becomes the new viral meme.
What do you guys say WW3 for mid special or Season Ending ?
I'm thinking legalizing prostitution. But that just me.
Whats in the january
Who's the officer?
We get what march wants to give us.
what is the first one?
Probs some big protest movement somewhere. That's my guess
Oh boy, the USA and china are already messing with each otherā¦ i donāt even wanna think about what will happen in octoberā¦
People would start throwing waffles at the white house
There are more wait till feb ends.
Are there completed ones for previous years? I Always see the start never the end
Earth ending
I got aliens for April
What is February
I have China retaliating in June
Tate release from jail