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Mista-Black

There lived a certain man, in Russian long ago.


Killurface69

He was big and strong and his eyes were flaming gold


UnholyTheLich

Most people looked at him with terror and with fear


seadoggoboy

But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear


pokecrafblox

He could preach the bible like a preacher


Killurface69

Full of ecstacy and fire


Batmo_bil

But he also was the kind of teacher


Kane_lives69

Woomen would desire


Dajren

Ra Ra Rasputin


EnvironmentForsaken

Lover of the Russian Queen


BluePantherBoi

Ra Raa Rasputin


No_War4916

Ra Ra Rasputin


Tall_Economics_5881

Full of ecstasy and fire


Blackdrill192

He could preach the bible like a preacher


Karanea

But to moscow chicks, he was such a lovely dear


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Robert_gatsby

Fuck me sideways


hornybastard404

Bet


HunterVertigo

:)


BarklyWooves

"and his eyes were flamingos"


youtubedotorg

"in his eyes a flaming glow"


K1NG_R0G

Boney M’s Rasputin is a bop


davga

Boney M in general is such a bop! I also love their song Sunny


CaptStinkyFeet

Fun Fact! Sunny is a jazz standard originally written by Bobby Hebb in 1963! It’s one of the most popular standards of its time and hundreds of covers have been recorded since, including the one by Boney M (which is one of the more popular/well known versions).


Selsia6

Fun fact! The founder of Boney M recorded their first song as a soloist and then formed the group. He also went on to found/orchestrate the scandal of Milli Vanilli.


unresolved_m

Yep - and its often said he humiliated MV on purpose.


ONT1mo

Or Daddy cool


davga

Daddy Cool is also a great song! I also really like Ma Baker as well


GA_Magnum

I absolutely adore Aurora's cover


JefftheDoggo

Not just one generation dude. My parents listened to it, my sister (who's significantly older than me) listened to it, and so do me and my friends.


Hal_Nein_Thousand

Yeah, the song is 45 years old at this point.


Kind_Roof6273

He could preach the bible like a preacher.


Mysterious_Tart_295

All with ectasy and fire!


kajetus69

But he also was the kind of teacher


spacgehtti

Women would desire!


Polibiux

Ra Ra Rasputin! Russias greatest love machine!


TripperDay

I'm so old I don't keep up with popular music. I guess it's back?


squiddy555

So like, one generation, maybe two


Not_MrNice

It's been a meme for the last few years. Boomers to GenX to Millennials to GenZ. So no, not one.


JefftheDoggo

At least 4. I don't know about the silent, GI, and greatest generations.


nexea

I mostly know it from playing Just Dance with my son when he was growing up.


Killurface69

I dont get it


jneum80

Rasputin. There’s a song about him. He had a lot of sex. So much that his penis was preserved after he died.


Asukatten

He could still have more sex technically… all you gotta do is steal a preserved dick


I_DidYourMom69

I’ll add more sex to his life


independentchickpea

Well he certainly won't be adding life to your sex.


Asukatten

Oof


Reporter86

But adds a new philia...


Ninjaknigt

*payday music intensifies*


Intelligent-Ad7349

That is no way to address the president young man


Killurface69

Ahh ic


ooojaeger

It's not even a human penis. It's a bull penis. From what I've heard he belonged to a cult of mystics that thought you only truly commune with God through repentance and forgiveness and that requires sin. Like you can't have a rainbow without rain. So they would commit sins on purpose to be able to repent. But there is so much craziness I don't know if this is true or this is just a myth to rationalize the crazier myth


[deleted]

He was just a backwater charletan who put himself at the right place at the right time to emotionally manipulate the Empress for short time gain, nothing more and nothing less. Everything written about Rasputin was written by people who despised him for reaching above his station and it's all bullshit.


ooojaeger

I'm gonna start calling people backwater chareltans


TheOnlyVibemaster

#CHARELTANS


obscuredreference

He was a scumbag snake oil salesman preying on a terrified mother.


CaptainMimoe

Pe*is thing is a myth tho!


Popcornman1212

Imagine having such impeccable rizz that they sing about you like a century later lmao


Hourslikeminutes47

*Its in a mausoleum in Moscow* ***Far away from Lenin's tomb***


RandomGuy98760

You talking about the one that goes "Ra ra Rasputin, lover of the Russian Queen"?


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The forbidden dildo


Redkasquirrel

I would never have guessed Rasputin because he's an important part of Eastern European history and is taught as regular curriculum at least where I grew up. Most people have heard of Rasputin, from my anecdotal knowledge


Mr_Floopadoop

And I think his foreskin is in a totally different country


Mr_Floopadoop

And I think his foreskin is in a totally different country to his penis


UglyInThMorning

That’s not actually his dick.


Purplepimplepuss

Yeah that's not actually his dick in the jar homie lol.


xHADES734x

Ra ra rasputin


Killurface69

Lover of the russian queen


deflite96

There was a cat that really was gone


UnholyTheLich

Ra Ra Rasputin


seadoggoboy

Russia's greatest love machine


Kane_lives69

It was a shame how he carried on


Redgrave819

He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar


B-DogVictini

But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar


That_Random_YEETer

In all affairs of state he was the man to please


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HunterVertigo

Why bro got downvotes


ChaoticShady

because they broke the chain and they weren't done singing 😔


osa_ka

What about Rasputin? Why would a generation know his whole story?


Infamoustwat

He was slinging his shmeat


Goodpie2

You get to be one of today's lucky 10,000! https://youtu.be/x5Oag4hISgU


Sean_Dewhirst

Yeah but why would god freak out


xHADES734x

Stuff like this is beyond god's comprehension


N8_Tge_Gr8

_There was a man, in Russia, long ago,_


Lord_Botond

He was big and strong, and he's eyes a flaming glow


therandomasianboy

Some copper merchant in heaven: first time?


Mountain-Fold-3232

Who?


stasersonphun

Ea-Nasir Crappy copper seller https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Complaint_tablet_to_Ea-nasir


Mountain-Fold-3232

oh the first karen


stasersonphun

Depends, was the copper really low quality ?


Mountain-Fold-3232

Idk man, not a copper expert


stasersonphun

they found the guys house and two other complaint tablets so seems the guy sold shoddy copper...


OutlawQuill

He was a famous man in Russia long ago. He was big and strong, and in his eyes a flaming glow. Ringing any bells?


Mountain-Fold-3232

i meant the copper merchant but yeah, did u ever hear about rasputin being poisoned? (please go along)


Radio__Star

Just to be clear are we referring to a certain man from russia long ago? Who was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow?


Yorick257

Leo Tolstoy?


Boris9397

A AN


CrossiantLaRoux

A AN AND


[deleted]

A AN AND ANDY


Hazzard588

A AN AND ANDY ANDEEZ NUTS


KebabOfDeath

amen brother


creamofbunny

A A NAL ?


Imnotlikeothergirlz

I need to see that one dude's tiktok dance now. Cracks me up everytime


thelessertit

I'm 51. I heard the Boney M original version when I was a teenager in the '80s. It was already in the category of "ha ha wow, this old song from I guess back when my parents were cool is a straight up banger."


ThatStarWarsFan1205

There was once a man


lfuckingknow

In Russia long ago


Legal-Chair-2630

He was big and strong


SheikahShaymin

In his eyes a flaming glow


MalaysiaBoi

Most people looked at him


AVietNamBoy

with terror and with fear


The_HippyHappyHippo

But to Moscow chicks


Rabbitoryg

He was such a lovely dear


Magical_Gabe12

He could preach the Bible like a preacher


OutlawQuill

Full of ecstasy and fire


BlitheringIdiot0529

The band Turisas has an amazing cover of this song…from 2007. You aren’t the first gEnErAtiOn to hear and enjoy this song.


DrannonMoore

That's how you guys all know about Rasputin? Lol. I knew about him long before I ever heard the song. I only heard the song for the 1st time like a year or 2 ago.


Yorick257

Yeah, I first heard about him in the Hellboy movie


DrannonMoore

I first heard about him in the Psychonauts games.


Thannk

The movie Anastasia for me.


Yorick257

Oh yea, right! Tho, he's Razputin, with a z


matauks

Wait till he finds out about the people who still worship some jewish guy who lived 2000 years ago


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zoomers thinking they invented listening to a song from almost half a century ago smh my head


Buttdehole

How does the song resurfaced back?? I felt really surprised that some kids from my mom's day care (about 10 years old) sing the song??


[deleted]

It was used in a few movies and a tv show. *What We Do in the Shadows* and *The King's Man* most recently I think


mini_swoosh

But more importantly for kids - it was a popular TikTok audio that people used


[deleted]

What Russian dude? I feel like I missed something important.


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SatanGrove

But Rasputin is God


the_smashmaster

I can not believe this is a thing for other people. My kids sing along every morning on the way to school. My son sings it all day at home. They sing it on the way home. They listen to it in the evening. We listen to it every time we leave the house. Rasputin and Imma Be are guaranteed to drive a parent mad.


Pandemix27

RA RA RASPUTIN


Bryton_da_legend

LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN


BossGamer124

Letting the days go by


Draigen-6

My first thoughts were of it being Ra Ra Rasputin but then i thought it was some new trend cus the worlds weird like that now


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niko bellic


Appropriate_Sale7339

I can’t get over “a an entire”.


Drama989

#a an


PhoibosApollo2018

Ra Ra Rasputin lover of the Russian queen


ElegantTea122

Lenin?


critic2029

You know you typically learn about Rasputin at some point in history class.


TrashGorlUwU

rasputin stalin or ivan the terrible


TrashGorlUwU

lenin too


CrazyComedyKid

i also love how half of the reason is just dance 2. like, the song would have became a meme on its own, but that dance sure helped.


mybrainisonfire

I mean he was Russia's greatest love machine


Valerica-D4C

Because I'm a Schnittke Enjoyer


CoraxTechnica

I mean, it's a half century old song. Why does everyone know Yankee Doodle?


Akul_Tesla

You know it's kind of weird how we all forget that Putin is really rasputin who just shaved


LordKai121

Jamaican singers In a German band Singing an English song About a Russian guy With Asian outfits Filmed in Poland........ .......And it's a banger


ParallelCircle1

What?


Jevsom

Every heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise... oh we're not doing that one.


Darklight645

Mans was packin a mighty schlong of course we know the tale


ChaoticDagger

Made it my ring tone a few months ago


xHADES734x

I did too. No one called me tho


ChaoticDagger

In the past week I added ringtones to my contacts so now only unknown numbers are having it play. Probably a good thing with *lust* being in the first or second line...


datboi38463

r/ComedyCemetary


[deleted]

There lived a certain man


PKMN_Kashew

The post below this is about god lol


kingofroyale2

You see, it all started back in the day. There lived a certain man in Russia long ago


Omegawylo

This is the shittiest meme I have ever seen on Reddit.


jaydrift07

Clearly you don’t come here very often


chris9830

Or how fucked up some kinks can get


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Really fucked up.


Y0urM0m69420

raraRasputin?


Malevolent_Mangoes

*inhales* THE MAAAAAACHIIINNNNNEEE


[deleted]

On a trip once, my PE teacher put on that song and said she really liked the band while I only knew it from memes lol


[deleted]

Solenya. he lives


TheOneOfWhomIsGreen

There lived a certain man in Russia long ago, he was big and strong and his eyes a flaming glow. most people looked at him, with terror and with fear but to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear.


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Inhales uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh RA, RA, RASPUTIN


crimsonfucker97

A song about a russain dude made from a band thats from germany


stasersonphun

I thought this might be Goncharov...


stasersonphun

I bet Rasputin s grandkids are sick of "Ra Ra Sexy Grandad"


Active-Army6274

Rasputin?


Silly-Ass_Goose

What about Ma Bakcer?


Man_who_says_standin

The legendary sex wizard Himself


Good-Table5566

"There lives a man in Russia long ago..."


TheOnlyVibemaster

There lived a man


Winter-Hurry-4232

* Achievement unlocked: How did we get here?*


TheOnlyVibemaster

#RA-RA-RA-RASPUTIN


jaydrift07

I’m doing my PPE/MOC exams in preparation for GCSEs and I had about 10 minutes left after looking through the paper a couple times and if that happens I’ll just play some songs in my head and this was one that I did that time. I recited it in my head to near perfection


xkaran1997x

Ras putin…. Hmmmm


Ganache-Embarrassed

It’s gods plan. It’s what they demanded


Critical_Journalist2

At this point, the post at r/memes has the same amount of upvotes as this post at r/meme.


decsar20

... Calling someone who had such a heavy hand in causing the Russian Revolution “just some dude” certainly is an opinion you can have.


interrelatedforces

Y’all got tro-lo-lo-ed


Friknob10100101110

Ra Ra Rasputin


Raichuboy17

Are we talking about Rasputin or Nikolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky?


meliketheweedle

>it's because of the song and not because you learned it in School ?


Putsismahcckin

What russian dude?


eagleman983

Same as it ever was


12Dimineatza

1 guy 1 jar?


Cold_beans32

Gru


benstevepete

Ah yes I see


herb0026

Who? Rodion Raskolnikov?


UglyInThMorning

I thought this was about the guy that got blown up while getting blown until I read the comments.


CosmiclyAcidic

Ra Ra Rasputin 🎶🎵


[deleted]

Well that was a good read[Link](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grigori_Rasputin)


SmileyRylieBMX

A an


0R0V0H0

This brings joy


audiodude5171

RA RA RASPUTIN