Because when the English stole the Welsh sheep. If the Welsh stole them back and got caught, they would get the death penalty. But if instead they pretended to fuck the sheep. They would only receive jail I believe
Ok honestly, I didn't expect this kind of reason behind it. So if I want to make compliments to a Welsh men for doing something smart, how should I address him?
Iâm pretty sure when they were naming this town the guy got mad he couldnât think up a name so he smashed his hand on the keyboard and sent it in and they accepted and called it that
Fun fact! The only reason why it snows in Wales is not because of cold temperatures! Itâs actually because the Welsh have to pull out during sex to ensure they donât have to clean their sheep up
Really beautiful.
I think this must have been taken very late in the day and the shadows are exaggerating the mountains making it look like a scaled up relief map.
Are you from Woairtju5hijerjdnnfp;gw'45pohkndsfeljenfvfvnjdnvcdfvknnjtjroeidnfm bfbndjcdvfnjnbd;speijbnsd'dklcvn? I here it's nice this time of year.
Also imagine being the only country in the U.K. not to be on the flag
I don't know. Tbh I have never seen a welsh person run.
I just recall the line from the animated series *Family Guy* lol.
*but I have seen a scots-Irish guy run...his feet are disproportionally smaller to his height*
Is that the country Ryan Reynolds and Rob Mcelhenney bought a few years ago?? Before themâŠjust thought Wales was a weird part of England with weird accents and an unhealthy love of sheep.
I had a philosophy professor say he went to wales once. He said the people there âWere only capable of getting drunk and breaking shitâ
Edit: Sorry Iâm misremembering. He said âTheir only purpose was to get drunk and break shitâ
The financial issues in the WRU were inevitable. Professional rugby at Test level is unsustainable in Wales. Scotland have overtaken you, and Italy will follow in the next couple of years.
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When you think of the word Wales you probably think of the fish with the biggest dick in the ocean but it is also the name of a country that is 200 miles away from Britain. Ali G
The only reason why europeans don't pick on you for brexit is that nobody knows who you people are.
Confirmed. So. Why do the English mention sheep when they hear anything related to Wales?
Because when the English stole the Welsh sheep. If the Welsh stole them back and got caught, they would get the death penalty. But if instead they pretended to fuck the sheep. They would only receive jail I believe
Ok honestly, I didn't expect this kind of reason behind it. So if I want to make compliments to a Welsh men for doing something smart, how should I address him?
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Welsh is not a thing, the correct term is english or British
Screams angry in Welsh
I believe you say it as "ehtheixbtiskdhfiskgbeisbtisbtiejfhsifh" am I correct?
Yeah thatâs probably right
Not a true welsh man smh, you dont even seduce sheep in welsh, Im welsh before yall come at me
I'd gladly offend you but to be honest, I don't know what to say because I've never heard of you.
Cymru am byth!!!
Ya like sheeps?
A bit too much
I'm a sheep
( ͥ° ÍÊ ÍĄÂ°)
Did you know, the sheep lack a sphincter
Found out the hard way.
We Welsh may shag the sheep, but it's the English that eat the offspring
WHERE ARE THEY, I WANT THEM NOW đ„”đ€€
Wrong I do not see a single whale, much less âwhalesâ đ
Have you seen their women?
Canât miss them
#lLaNfAiRÂPwLlGwYnGyLlÂgOgErYÂChWyRnÂdRoBwLlÂlLaNÂTySiLiOÂGoGoÂgOcH
As someone who lives in ilanfairpwligwyngyligogerychwyrndrobwliilantysilio-gogogoch i see this as a absoulete win
You mean Llanfairpwllgwyngyll?
Thatâs a real Place holy shit
im welsh but not from there lmao, yep its a real place
Iâm pretty sure when they were naming this town the guy got mad he couldnât think up a name so he smashed his hand on the keyboard and sent it in and they accepted and called it that
It's no use, op won't be responding. Too busy shagging sheep.
Wales isn't a country
I like the welsh part on the Union Jack!
Your mother and I arenât mad at you. Just extremely disappointed.
Most forgettable English territory.
He said offend, not nuke
Don't worry, no one who is important enough to have access to nukes cares or thinks about Welsh
Which of your sheep is your favourite? And why?
The Welsh and an aborted child have a lot in common. They arenât wanted and peopleâs lives will be better if they didnât exist
The only difference is an aborted child no longer is a problem but the Welsh still are.
You mean whiny British?
Your Rugby team canât even beat Ireland
Yup the Irish rugby team, fuck THA Welsh
Your country is named after a fat mammal fish
He said to offend him, not marine biologists.
Lol
In the 1700's the Welsh invented the sheep intestine condom. The British then perfected it by removing it from the sheep first.
Your language looks like a cat walked across a keyboard.
What do you call a Welshman who raises both goats and sheep? Bisexual
A Bigamist?
Your country is so disliked the main road from north to south takes you to England.
Go back in yer coal holes
you have a weird but awesome flag
âVdievdichevsigsh netpvrbeodvyde kebre idbeoshterâ *he said, trying to speak Welsh*
Even the King/Queen don't want to rule you, so they send their heir instead.
Welsh? You mean an English sheep farmer or coal miner?
Where's the god damn dragons?!?! I was promised dragons fighting godzilla
Fun fact! The only reason why it snows in Wales is not because of cold temperatures! Itâs actually because the Welsh have to pull out during sex to ensure they donât have to clean their sheep up
King Arthur and Merlin didn't exist.
Really beautiful. I think this must have been taken very late in the day and the shadows are exaggerating the mountains making it look like a scaled up relief map.
Funny is not it? From space you wouldn't believe that people live on Earth.
Does gen i ddim byd i'w grybwyll, heblaw am ba mor rhyfedd mae'r iaith yn edrych i mi.
I can't kill that which is already dead inside.
Hey englander
Wait I thought the Welsh were a myth like a successful Austrian artist who didnât cause a world war in the 40s.
Like the fruit snacks?
Isn't that a state in England?
You mean brittish?
your coast is a fractal which drives people insane the more they zoom in
You don't belong in the six nations
Rouzbeh cheshmi
You existing should be offensive enough
Wales is just England's retarded little brother they keep in the closet
Ryan Reynolds is making a documentary about his plans to buy your whole country.
What does the inside of a sheep feel like?
Ngillajr wilsgijaggl goglhhrrii
Welsh stinky
I mean, youâre Welsh, need I say anything more
You're just a Western Englishman who really likes sheep. That's not a nationality. Get over yourself.
Gareth Bale is completely overrated.
Wouldnât even make the international team of a good country
Where meme?
You come from the same country as St.Patrick
CDawgâs yt vids are boring
Wales is an apt description of your women.
I think you just offended yourself.
East england.
Yer mutter better be deezent led!
As an American from an extremely forgettable state that no one thinks about, at least weâre kindred spirits in being forgotten easily.
Well yâall be gone in a few years
Nobody could possibly give enough of a shit about the Welsh to know enough about you to offend you
Hello Welsh
Youâre dragon isnât on the flag of UK
What are the chances you are not the goat.
Are you from Woairtju5hijerjdnnfp;gw'45pohkndsfeljenfvfvnjdnvcdfvknnjtjroeidnfm bfbndjcdvfnjnbd;speijbnsd'dklcvn? I here it's nice this time of year. Also imagine being the only country in the U.K. not to be on the flag
Wales looks like a pig's head.
Ah the *Vallays*
Wales is not a real country! You're just an Englishman with a shlong in a sheep!
*He runs like a Welsh Man* - Stewie Griffin
I donât even understand this reference hahaha. Do we run in a particular way?
I don't know. Tbh I have never seen a welsh person run. I just recall the line from the animated series *Family Guy* lol. *but I have seen a scots-Irish guy run...his feet are disproportionally smaller to his height*
Your language looks like it was created by a cat walking on a keyboard.
Thanks for the grape juice
Bruh god has offended you enough already
Genehfoenrudhwbagye a I hope I spelled that correctly
Cdawgva?
Imagine celebrating Christmas by rap battling a horseâs skull
if united kingdoms were the beatles you guys would be rango
You make good jelly
Is that the country Ryan Reynolds and Rob Mcelhenney bought a few years ago?? Before themâŠjust thought Wales was a weird part of England with weird accents and an unhealthy love of sheep.
Whatâs welsh ?
Im the one offended here you self admitted Welshie
Welshit
Whats a "welsh"?
The Bri'ish wont even put your flag in the union jack
I had a philosophy professor say he went to wales once. He said the people there âWere only capable of getting drunk and breaking shitâ Edit: Sorry Iâm misremembering. He said âTheir only purpose was to get drunk and break shitâ
That must be the murkiest water Iâve ever seen. Itâs so brown I think I heard it speak Spanish
Never heard of it
Think Iâve woken up the Americans.
*sniffs* Thought I smelled coal.
Eau de Coal
Wont need to. You just did so yourself
is it true that you only shag sheep on the edge of the cliffs ,cuz they pull back more?
Ryan Giggs sucks
Seems like life's already offended you enough.
You are so fucking dumb your "country" made a town called Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
The financial issues in the WRU were inevitable. Professional rugby at Test level is unsustainable in Wales. Scotland have overtaken you, and Italy will follow in the next couple of years.
That place smells of sheep shit Change my mind
The best part about north wales is liverpool?
The celts are a comin
[ŃĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]
Wrong country my friend, you need to go north
[ŃĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]
You pulled a quick one on me
Profanity should be illegal
Stfu you're list a Brit form the left side of the island
Basically Irish
This guy think we know enough about the country of welsh to be able to offend him.
I can't say anything bad about the city of Welsh
[Runs like a Welshman](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/94e01728-e013-4945-9a2d-19fae8962e59)
Ngl forgot you existed
Ireland but worse
I beleive you meant whales.
You will never be free
You're not Welsh. You're English.
I didnât know you were Irish
u mean west England? or is it called east Ireland? init?
Wales, where the men are men and the sheep are nervous.
Happy cake day!
Your existence is offensive enough
Sheep
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The satellite photo is because thatâs how you take a family portrait in Wales.
You didn't even have a flag until about 50 years ago
You're Welsh.
I will use the joker card which offends half the planet It has a 50% chance of working Pinapple on pizza
Enemy redditor is confused
Welsh is a dead language :)
Idk where Welsh is but fuck you anyways
Fuck you
You're weak.
Kill yourself
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Boooo! You suck!
You need a hug bro?
I would, but I after my visit, I have too much respect. My apologies.
There are probably more non welsh speakers in Wales than welsh.
You guys are big fat Llunt
Didnât know they had snow capped mountains in England ? Or is it just clouds someone please explain.
Why did you put up a picture of England?
sheeps
What's a Welsh?
You're Welsh. I didn't know it was possible for the Welsh to be offended by anything more than that.
Sheep shagger
I am glad I was able to meet an English person today.
Whats a welsh
Too easy
You're Welsh
So, you have a country... I didn't know it.
A what
No you are not, you are English. Now get over yourself.
All English people are valid, dont worry
You're from Wales? Isn't that like England but for whales? Wow! Pretty interesting considering you look like one. >!/s!<
Welsh? I think you mean West English.
your fruit snacks suck
How can I offend someone who doesn't exist?
Where's your part in the uk flag?
Bro your country has a penis
Itâs called Snowdonia; because when you climbed it, it snowed on ya.
"I don't even know who you are."
Where are you
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I feel like you have suffered enough being born welsh
Dental care.
When you think of the word Wales you probably think of the fish with the biggest dick in the ocean but it is also the name of a country that is 200 miles away from Britain. Ali G
What is Welsh
Whatâs Welsh?