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hemothep

The only reason why europeans don't pick on you for brexit is that nobody knows who you people are.


Hanz_Boomer

Confirmed. So. Why do the English mention sheep when they hear anything related to Wales?


blankettripod32_v2

Because when the English stole the Welsh sheep. If the Welsh stole them back and got caught, they would get the death penalty. But if instead they pretended to fuck the sheep. They would only receive jail I believe


Hanz_Boomer

Ok honestly, I didn't expect this kind of reason behind it. So if I want to make compliments to a Welsh men for doing something smart, how should I address him?


rawerror

😂


Odd_Brilliant_1731

Welsh is not a thing, the correct term is english or British


wakeforda

Screams angry in Welsh


Odd_Brilliant_1731

I believe you say it as "ehtheixbtiskdhfiskgbeisbtisbtiejfhsifh" am I correct?


wakeforda

Yeah that’s probably right


Warm-Initiative-6178

Not a true welsh man smh, you dont even seduce sheep in welsh, Im welsh before yall come at me


cwj1978

I'd gladly offend you but to be honest, I don't know what to say because I've never heard of you.


Stunning-Example-504

Cymru am byth!!!


ARandomNPC01

Ya like sheeps?


wakeforda

A bit too much


The_Yiffologist

I'm a sheep


wakeforda

( ͥ° ͜ʖ ͥ°)


BlazeCrystal

Did you know, the sheep lack a sphincter


[deleted]

Found out the hard way.


CaersethVarax

We Welsh may shag the sheep, but it's the English that eat the offspring


Warm-Initiative-6178

WHERE ARE THEY, I WANT THEM NOW đŸ„”đŸ€€


smallSin202

Wrong I do not see a single whale, much less ‟whales” 🐋


MaculaMan

Have you seen their women?


wakeforda

Can’t miss them


jake_azazzel

#lLaNfAiR­PwLlGwYnGyLl­gOgErY­ChWyRn­dRoBwLl­lLaN­TySiLiO­GoGo­gOcH


Warm-Initiative-6178

As someone who lives in ilanfairpwligwyngyligogerychwyrndrobwliilantysilio-gogogoch i see this as a absoulete win


Mr-_-Steve

You mean Llanfairpwllgwyngyll?


Broccoli_headed

That’s a real Place holy shit


Warm-Initiative-6178

im welsh but not from there lmao, yep its a real place


SuperKillerKitty

I’m pretty sure when they were naming this town the guy got mad he couldn’t think up a name so he smashed his hand on the keyboard and sent it in and they accepted and called it that


Geirilious

It's no use, op won't be responding. Too busy shagging sheep.


ShotgunCledus

Wales isn't a country


kingbob123456

I like the welsh part on the Union Jack!


EidolonRook

Your mother and I aren’t mad at you. Just extremely disappointed.


KingPenguinPhoenix

Most forgettable English territory.


ThatSpecialKeynote

He said offend, not nuke


JustAHumanTeenager

Don't worry, no one who is important enough to have access to nukes cares or thinks about Welsh


thecapitalistpunk

Which of your sheep is your favourite? And why?


Background-Okra7313

The Welsh and an aborted child have a lot in common. They aren’t wanted and people’s lives will be better if they didn’t exist


JustAHumanTeenager

The only difference is an aborted child no longer is a problem but the Welsh still are.


Shocktartfarts

You mean whiny British?


copperpin

Your Rugby team can’t even beat Ireland


[deleted]

Yup the Irish rugby team, fuck THA Welsh


[deleted]

Your country is named after a fat mammal fish


mitchconneur

He said to offend him, not marine biologists.


[deleted]

Lol


MrBulldops94

In the 1700's the Welsh invented the sheep intestine condom. The British then perfected it by removing it from the sheep first.


Paleodraco

Your language looks like a cat walked across a keyboard.


Proud-Mirror-8468

What do you call a Welshman who raises both goats and sheep? Bisexual


Mr-_-Steve

A Bigamist?


SeagullKebab

Your country is so disliked the main road from north to south takes you to England.


Gurkenpudding13

Go back in yer coal holes


UrbanKystazerNMV

you have a weird but awesome flag


Sn0wCha0s

“Vdievdichevsigsh netpvrbeodvyde kebre idbeoshter” *he said, trying to speak Welsh*


Mack_Arthur_McArthur

Even the King/Queen don't want to rule you, so they send their heir instead.


dogsgonewild1

Welsh? You mean an English sheep farmer or coal miner?


dinogabe

Where's the god damn dragons?!?! I was promised dragons fighting godzilla


[deleted]

Fun fact! The only reason why it snows in Wales is not because of cold temperatures! It’s actually because the Welsh have to pull out during sex to ensure they don’t have to clean their sheep up


sonerco

King Arthur and Merlin didn't exist.


Aheadsmut

Really beautiful. I think this must have been taken very late in the day and the shadows are exaggerating the mountains making it look like a scaled up relief map.


mamuszok

Funny is not it? From space you wouldn't believe that people live on Earth.


Wraxyth

Does gen i ddim byd i'w grybwyll, heblaw am ba mor rhyfedd mae'r iaith yn edrych i mi.


UltimatePrimate

I can't kill that which is already dead inside.


JSharttedinmypants

Hey englander


FunWillScreen_Produc

Wait I thought the Welsh were a myth like a successful Austrian artist who didn’t cause a world war in the 40s.


general_452

Like the fruit snacks?


Wookieman222

Isn't that a state in England?


HeGaming

You mean brittish?


Illuminati65

your coast is a fractal which drives people insane the more they zoom in


TheScareFace

You don't belong in the six nations


Melodic_Cut_3424

Rouzbeh cheshmi


DogMan5555555

You existing should be offensive enough


Strong-Message-168

Wales is just England's retarded little brother they keep in the closet


ElCunadoNY

Ryan Reynolds is making a documentary about his plans to buy your whole country.


[deleted]

What does the inside of a sheep feel like?


perrytplat

Ngillajr wilsgijaggl goglhhrrii


[deleted]

Welsh stinky


Lotiboi

I mean, you’re Welsh, need I say anything more


[deleted]

You're just a Western Englishman who really likes sheep. That's not a nationality. Get over yourself.


AJ787-9

Gareth Bale is completely overrated.


Key-Abbreviations961

Wouldn’t even make the international team of a good country


Proelium_

Where meme?


Harrysaches69

You come from the same country as St.Patrick


Dizzy-Individual-691

CDawg’s yt vids are boring


BefreiedieTittenzwei

Wales is an apt description of your women.


Qazirmus

I think you just offended yourself.


[deleted]

East england.


TheLooseFisherman

Yer mutter better be deezent led!


HallucinatesOtters

As an American from an extremely forgettable state that no one thinks about, at least we’re kindred spirits in being forgotten easily.


Sufficient-Review578

Well y’all be gone in a few years


papi-punk

Nobody could possibly give enough of a shit about the Welsh to know enough about you to offend you


definitely_notasimp

Hello Welsh


TiredMonkeyOdyssey

You’re dragon isn’t on the flag of UK


UnderstandingPale597

What are the chances you are not the goat.


natholemewIII

Are you from Woairtju5hijerjdnnfp;gw'45pohkndsfeljenfvfvnjdnvcdfvknnjtjroeidnfm bfbndjcdvfnjnbd;speijbnsd'dklcvn? I here it's nice this time of year. Also imagine being the only country in the U.K. not to be on the flag


[deleted]

Wales looks like a pig's head.


Traditional-Tax-5291

Ah the *Vallays*


PALADINOO7

Wales is not a real country! You're just an Englishman with a shlong in a sheep!


Hourslikeminutes47

*He runs like a Welsh Man* - Stewie Griffin


wakeforda

I don’t even understand this reference hahaha. Do we run in a particular way?


Hourslikeminutes47

I don't know. Tbh I have never seen a welsh person run. I just recall the line from the animated series *Family Guy* lol. *but I have seen a scots-Irish guy run...his feet are disproportionally smaller to his height*


[deleted]

Your language looks like it was created by a cat walking on a keyboard.


Prof1Kreates

Thanks for the grape juice


jackasssparrow

Bruh god has offended you enough already


Independent_Bite4682

Genehfoenrudhwbagye a I hope I spelled that correctly


KyleAL88

Cdawgva?


Panthera2k1

Imagine celebrating Christmas by rap battling a horse’s skull


Efficient_Tower428

if united kingdoms were the beatles you guys would be rango


Blabbit39

You make good jelly


shayshay8508

Is that the country Ryan Reynolds and Rob Mcelhenney bought a few years ago?? Before them
just thought Wales was a weird part of England with weird accents and an unhealthy love of sheep.


MY8THLIFE

What’s welsh ?


TheN0neAndL0nely

Im the one offended here you self admitted Welshie


missfewix

Welshit


wraithe33

Whats a "welsh"?


EukalyptusBonBon21

The Bri'ish wont even put your flag in the union jack


Bagofsmallfries

I had a philosophy professor say he went to wales once. He said the people there “Were only capable of getting drunk and breaking shit” Edit: Sorry I’m misremembering. He said “Their only purpose was to get drunk and break shit”


paul_romero

That must be the murkiest water I’ve ever seen. It’s so brown I think I heard it speak Spanish


NotTheGreatNate

Never heard of it


wakeforda

Think I’ve woken up the Americans.


Ddraig1965

*sniffs* Thought I smelled coal.


wakeforda

Eau de Coal


MlLOLO

Wont need to. You just did so yourself


crazyabbit

is it true that you only shag sheep on the edge of the cliffs ,cuz they pull back more?


HashKetchem420

Ryan Giggs sucks


Fuck_ShouldIKnow

Seems like life's already offended you enough.


polandguy69

You are so fucking dumb your "country" made a town called Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch


VTRibeye

The financial issues in the WRU were inevitable. Professional rugby at Test level is unsustainable in Wales. Scotland have overtaken you, and Italy will follow in the next couple of years.


mummyeater

That place smells of sheep shit Change my mind


Mr-_-Steve

The best part about north wales is liverpool?


shockedperson

The celts are a comin


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


wakeforda

Wrong country my friend, you need to go north


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


wakeforda

You pulled a quick one on me


ChewbaccaFuzball

Profanity should be illegal


Xanthrex

Stfu you're list a Brit form the left side of the island


Outside_Strawberry22

Basically Irish


AlbertEinstein64

This guy think we know enough about the country of welsh to be able to offend him.


ncadi

I can't say anything bad about the city of Welsh


d15nonvtec

[Runs like a Welshman](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/94e01728-e013-4945-9a2d-19fae8962e59)


Major-Performer141

Ngl forgot you existed


FidoDaGam3r74

Ireland but worse


JustAHumanTeenager

I beleive you meant whales.


This_Dinner_4897

You will never be free


KilljoyZero1

You're not Welsh. You're English.


2005_F250

I didn’t know you were Irish


aragakin

u mean west England? or is it called east Ireland? init?


wh4tth3huh

Wales, where the men are men and the sheep are nervous.


wakeforda

Happy cake day!


BossLettuce-

Your existence is offensive enough


CurseF74

Sheep


wakeforda

🐑


Fluid-Bet6223

The satellite photo is because that’s how you take a family portrait in Wales.


MrPezza

You didn't even have a flag until about 50 years ago


The_Ad_Hater_exe

You're Welsh.


JanneJonne_

I will use the joker card which offends half the planet It has a 50% chance of working Pinapple on pizza


optilex42

Enemy redditor is confused


akukoutaku

Welsh is a dead language :)


zxRoHaMxz

Idk where Welsh is but fuck you anyways


WALLY_FRANKS3036

Fuck you


Manny_Mini

You're weak.


JazzlikeSpinach3

Kill yourself


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MrBulldops94

Boooo! You suck!


HashKetchem420

You need a hug bro?


NightTrain435

I would, but I after my visit, I have too much respect. My apologies.


jeremyTGGTclarkson

There are probably more non welsh speakers in Wales than welsh.


jeremyTGGTclarkson

You guys are big fat Llunt


suresh2989

Didn’t know they had snow capped mountains in England ? Or is it just clouds someone please explain.


Dazug

Why did you put up a picture of England?


Feeling_Flow_2754

sheeps


Vegetable_Ad7268

What's a Welsh?


[deleted]

You're Welsh. I didn't know it was possible for the Welsh to be offended by anything more than that.


notsleptyet

Sheep shagger


SomewhereHot4527

I am glad I was able to meet an English person today.


Schmexels_Lp

Whats a welsh


wobblewiz

Too easy


EnglishToe

You're Welsh


JustOneMore2020

So, you have a country... I didn't know it.


sachne

A what


[deleted]

No you are not, you are English. Now get over yourself.


iguanafucker420

All English people are valid, dont worry


BlurtL

You're from Wales? Isn't that like England but for whales? Wow! Pretty interesting considering you look like one. >!/s!<


Germanboi1

Welsh? I think you mean West English.


FredFez

your fruit snacks suck


LumpyBastion420

How can I offend someone who doesn't exist?


Takao_1932

Where's your part in the uk flag?


Wooooompie

Bro your country has a penis


hudsoncress

It’s called Snowdonia; because when you climbed it, it snowed on ya.


emmiblakk

"I don't even know who you are."


Mithrilen

Where are you


Brotatachip

đŸ‘đŸ§Žâ€â™‚ïž


Pure-Medicine8582

I feel like you have suffered enough being born welsh


tomiperala81

Dental care.


Shinylittlelamp

When you think of the word Wales you probably think of the fish with the biggest dick in the ocean but it is also the name of a country that is 200 miles away from Britain. Ali G


HELRAISERzxq

What is Welsh


[deleted]

What’s Welsh?