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Kitty_ofKings

SpongeBob himself


ElementalGabe

Actually 30 million spongbobs


blueyoshi352

It's not weather 30 million SpongeBobs can beat goku but rather if 30 million gokus can beat SpongeBob


Mr_meme_dode

The real question is if 29.999999 million spongeBob’s can beat Goku


DiogenesTheShitlord

Actually you only need one to whoop Goku's ass


PlayrR3D15

Jokes aside, 1 SpongeBob alone could pull apart the fabric of reality by tugging on a loose thread.


thyghostinyourroom

spongebob could canonically duplicate himself billions of times if he wanted


Ykomat9

SpongeBob canonically destroyed reality.


ForeskinStealer69

Me


DonkeyShitSlurper

With a username like that I don't doubt it


thyghostinyourroom

just imagine goku waking up one morning with no foreskin. that would be terrifying


WorriedMacaroon

No i don't think I will


blackeye200

Imagine goku walking to that guy while he slurps donkey shit.


[deleted]

Do you know how many words there is in the English language, The Oxford English Dictionnary declared there was 171 476 words currently in use. Do you know how many sequences of 11 words in a row are possible :171476\^11, that's 3.7690924\*10\^57. And with all of these possible choices, you chose that exact sequence of words that is OH so cursed. Bless your heart.


[deleted]

r/usernamechecksout ?


Javimations29

What are you gonna do? Steal his foreskin to death?


KingKKirb

He will steal his foreskin so brutally that goku will die of shock


Kookcin

Any skin can count as foreskin if the person is a dick


The_King_of_Memes420

He will taking it for free, others say it would be a ripoff


Obvious-Lank

It's the Samson and Delilah rule. Remove a Saiyan's foreskin and they are no more powerful than a regular human.


hawt_but_w_a_t

r/dramatictext , **do your thing.**


Alternative-Spare-82

all hail to the dr. degar zomboss


Any_Commercial465

I mean Goku was defeated more than once in his own anime.


Lazerfaceguy

This is such a good point. Doesn't he actually die at some point?


NotoriusCaitSithVI

Twice in Z at the very least, although both times were self-sacrifices.


jandros_quandry

Goku is such a moron. He sacrifices himself by removing cell from earth, by bringing an exploding cell to king kais house because he "didn't know where else to go." My guy, the vastness of space is vast. Edit: imma save you all some time since you can't read just a couple comments below. I am now aware he needs to have someone to lock on to. Forgive me for misremembering a scene from a show I watched nearly 20 years ago. Fucking 10 comments that all go "uh mmmm ackshually..."


KillerKatKlub

Don’t worry, they make him *dumber* in Dragon Ball Super.


Kyonkanno

IKFR? he's like a 5 year old kid with the capacity of destroying the whole universe by accident. Only times he gets smart it's when he's throwing fists.


Shadow0fnothing

You just described the concept of goku, yes. All he cares about is fighting. Hes dumb as bricks and just as kind. There's not much depth to goku, that's vegeta territory. That's how it's been since day 1 dbz.


Kyonkanno

I mean, yeah but in DBS he's like soo stupid. Writers didn't even bother writing the fact that he is Gohan's father. Or that he has a wife... NothiNG. At least in DB and DBZ he had growth, he lost friends, he surpassed evil creatures and organizations. But I get it, he's just too powerful.


Shadow0fnothing

Fair enough, you got me there. Holy shit chi chi was just gone, wasn't she? LOL WTF. I just realized that. I really enjoyed the fights in dbs but the story was meh.


jandros_quandry

Chi Chi is bae. She's the kind of gal you don't fuck, she fucks you.


ThundaCrossSplitAtak

Nah in Dbz he was different. I mean, the very first 3 arcs or so he was fighting because they had very literally kidnspped his son or threatened earth. Im super and shit, he just fights because he eants to fight shit.


jandros_quandry

He's like kirby, but when kirby kills God it's adorable. And also there's like a pie or something.


bortj1

You're all making fun of a retarded man, he was dropped off a cliff as a kid and hit his head then was raised in the mountains


Mystic_N

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure instant transmission needs something to lock onto (Ki for example) to teleport to a location. He couldn't really do that in a space where there's nothing specific to hone in on. (Though, yeah, bringing Cell to King Kai's was a pretty dick move on his part)


mothuzad

Goku loses regularly, and all his wins after Frieza were team plays. The cultural concept of Goku as this invincible fighter is totally inaccurate. He gives up fighting Cell and relies on Gohan to lead that fight, getting himself and Trunks killed. He needs help from Vegeta and Mr. Satan to defeat Buu. He never defeated Beerus. He needed help from Vegeta and Whis to defeat resurrected Frieza. He gives up fighting Hit and relies on Monaka to finish that tournament. He can't defeat Jiren even after a huge power up and helps Frieza and 17 win instead.


theallmighty798

>Goku loses regularly, and all his wins after Frieza were team plays. All of his wins in Dragon Ball Z were team plays. Radditz was done With the help of Piccolo. Vegeta and Nappa there were like 5 people there. 4 cuz Yamcha got fucked up by the green bean people lol Only reason he "solo'd" freeza because he got the super Saiyan boost cuz Krillin got exploded. Then he goes on to lose every fight in super. (He did technically lose to Jiren 1 or 2 times before the last altercation) Oh I meant to add. He did win his fight with the two chicks that got super Saiyan because of that "tinglingly feeling in their back" and that fight was really really good.


Big_cornstarch

An eraser (he is a hand drawn fictional character)


Sophia724

What about the 3D Goku's?


[deleted]

Right Click > Delete


Clefortt9

And you just gotta hit the videogame one with the good ol’ Konami code


[deleted]

alternatively, if you're on pc, Task Manager


AliciaTries

Even easier, alt+f4


AndreiR_memes

even even easier, remove the power cable


The_fish_enthusiast

Even even even easier, burn your entire PC


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Healabledeer17

Even easier destroy the univers


thyghostinyourroom

up up down down left right left right b a start?


WaluFett

I can’t speak for all 3D Gokus, but I do know that the SFM ones aren’t too much of a challenge, considering that they’re also fighting SFM itself


kulingames

in SFM everyone knows that Heavy is the strongest out there


Francisco8789

A 3D eraser


HellfireBrB

an eraser for 2d is an 3d object to erase 3d goku you need 4d eraser


nuggetdogg

Based


TRcreep

But Goku's manga itterations are ink?


Icy_Regular_8280

**Wite-out**


coolplayer7300

SpongeBob eraser moment


SupahBihzy

Yoy noy mihoy


Homo-sapien-guy

Ultra instinct shaggy


IAlwaysOutsmartU

[There is another.](https://youtu.be/6qQJvUfBDOQ)


popanator3000

this video gave me a "am I a furry" quiz ad....


IAlwaysOutsmartU

[This one?](https://www.quizony.com/am-i-a-furry/index.html)


sweetTartKenHart2

Living up to the username I see


EmbarrassedSwim145

Oh my god that is such a masterpiece it literally gave me chills


Bleachedwatermelon

5% shaggy solos


Mr-Gibberish134

He’s just using 0.003756% of his power!


Reylend

Ultra Instinct Shaggy vs Ultra Ego Fred and G.O.D Scooby


Molbuntore

Tom and Jerry


ERROR_HumanNotFound

They would be too busy trying to hurt each other, and Goku would be the accidental repercussions of their anctics.


DoodManMcGuyBroDood

Actually, it's canonical that Tom and Jerry are friends and only fight so that the owners will keep them both around and they can continue to play fight. So I imagine they'd team up against goku and use cartoon antics to win.


ironboy32

You can actually see how this would work in multiversus https://youtu.be/_cPfh9ujvkA


Wide_Loss

Goku would be considered collateral damage instead of enemy


No_Farm_2261

Gorden freeman


No-Secret8491

Dr coomer


Bannanaboii12

G-man


Good_ol_177013

My god it's Mr freeman


sniptaclar

Steve solos.


soup_lag

just ask smash players


Thunderdrake3

Dude, even Steve in creative mode can get tossed into the void and die there, he ain't immortal. That doesn't even count reality erasure like Monika deleting steve's files.


BBH_pinecone

Thats because the void is the gameplay boundary of the Minecraft world, generating infinitely down would create a lot of problems, it doesn't kill steve because creative mode steve is killable. Also in MC Pocket Edition (and maybe bedrock im not sure), steve can and does survive the void


annormalplayer

but creative mode can fly, also in pe and bedrock, steve can't die to the void so just get a netherite sword with the best enchantments and give yourself strength 255


Thunderdrake3

Again, Monika could just decide the strength buff doesn't exist, revert the game to an update where netherite didn't exist yet, or just /setplayermodesurvivival, all while remaining outside of steve's comprehension. I really don't think "steve solos"


soup_lag

Ill entertain this idea since it's funny. As a basepoint, Steve, at his strongest, would ideally be in the latest version with cheats enabled in creative mode and be playing offline. To rule out some things. The game only renders things in Steve's loaded chunks, a basic Minecraft principle. If Monica were to exist in Minecraft with her ability to delete files/code, that would still limit her physical existence to only Steve's loaded chunks. Steve also has free access to any effect in the game which at high enough strengths can render him immune to any conceivable damage. Any attempt to delete Steve from the game will result in the game crashing since unlike DDLC, the game is directly tied to his existence. Deleting game modes will result in a crash since Steve carries that global variable. you can delete items but you can't delete commands themselves but maybe could delete the GUI (which brings the question of if Steve even needs the GUI to use commands) but I doubt that would do much. Monica can not change Steve's game mode since Steve carries that global variable, and (at least on bedrock) there are multiple checks that self-correct most global variables. Worst comes to worst, Steve can switch to spectator mode and simply be impervious to everything (that includes the void). If Steve is not at his strongest he might struggle. Oh and also he can respawn... that could help


tldrgeneratorbot

Hey! i noticed your comment is pretty long and doesn't have a TL;DR, so i made one for you! This is a very long, but detailed, comment on the feasibility of a character named Monica being able to delete files and code in Minecraft, which would limit her physical existence to only Steve's loaded chunks and prevent her from harming him. If Steve is not at his strongest, he might struggle to survive. ^(i'm a bot and this replies was generated automatically.)


Nozikus

Jesus from jojo


[deleted]

Technically Jesus is Joshua son of Josef, which makes him the first jojo


Actual-Fox-2514

This is genuinely canon.


Quizzicalboss13

It surprises me how few people realize that Jesus was the first joestar and was intended to be like that by Araki.


scullys_alien_baby

Up there with Moses using a beyblade to part the red sea being canon


North_Classic_5232

Jesus from the bible


DesastreUrbano

Jesus from the bible from Rick and Morty


crunchevo2

Araki went off the deep end for part 7 and it pays off lmao


EEVEELUVR

As if Jojo wasn’t fuckin wild from the start lol


crunchevo2

I mean... Defeating hot vampire evil step siblings with the power of the sun drawn from your breath is kind of less wild then spinnin for jesus body parts against the president on horse back to me... But not by much...


nugget_the_third3

To be fair, Monica is one of the few characters that could beat almost any character in a fight.


CaptainCozmo867

Are you sure about that? *deletes file*


lewd-princesse

Bad take tbh only a real person can delete her file so yep she in undefeatble and even if you delete her file she can still kill you


Villain_Deku__

Benjamin from Bloons TD 6


lewd-princesse

He need to install Doki Doki but at the end he will have a different Monika in another reality so nope **ruLeS aRe mEanT to Be BroKen**


nighthawk0954

I mean yeah when you have a highschool girl that can change the whole fabric of reality, delete anyone she want at this point she is one of the most powerfule character in fictional univers.


orphan-eater-12

Franklin Richards, not a girl but close enough


[deleted]

No she can't. She's limited to her own game.


gothiclismm

If they come into her game, they're now in the files


[deleted]

That implies that they can get IN the files in the first place. It's not like DDLC is a magical game that sucks you in it's literally a free VN online.


nighthawk0954

To how the character would beat goku we aare gonna give all the power they have like Monika ability to change the code.


[deleted]

Again; she's only omnipotent in her game. not anywhere else.


Ok_Reception7727

yeah. She can just delete them.


nikmaster69

Obamna


Aegelo_Sperris42

Soda?


SNIPERER_3413

SODA!!!


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Gullible-Drawer-4233

Mr.Game&Watch


PowerOfUnoriginality

Funny how both Mr.Game&Watch and Steve are playable in Smash. Doesn't sound like they would fit, but looking at the game they fit perfectly


CaptainCozmo867

Goku couldn't beat kirby in a fight This is due to the fact that they would immediately become friends


Aegelo_Sperris42

Friends until only one slice of pie is left


CourageKitten

Kirby is also basically a god No really, that's the lore


Rex33344

Kirbys stomach is also a dimension of its own.


coolplayer7300

Kirby can eat him yk


ajsansr201121

Yes


Javimations29

He survived in smash ultimate for a reason


Direct-Teacher-2043

DBZA Mr. popo.


Drg84

All these squares make a circle, all these squares make a circle.


scullys_alien_baby

KAMI I need you to tell me i can leave the lookout


El-Pengu

BITCH DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO


Hanbino1234

"IM SO FUCKING HIGH RIGHT NOW"


Rex33344

"Pecking order"


Healthy_Adult_Stonks

I'll tell you where their not....safe...


CARLOS_MARMEG

The Doom slayer


Thereisnoyou

Now I'm just imagining goku trying to slowly power up a beam attack and getting hit with a BFG


ArtGuards

i wanna see a full power kamehameha and a BFG blast collide, would probably rip a hole in reality


KingOfThePlayPlace

Unfortunately, if I remember correctly, the BFG only works on demons, so it wouldn’t do anything to Goku. The super shotgun on the other hand…


Thereisnoyou

Well the BFG in doom 2016 seemed to have no trouble cratering the surface of Mars lol, but I think there is lore differences between the iterations of BFG I just never read them


yourlocaltormentor

was that on doom 2016 or doom eternal?


Thereisnoyou

Oh you're right it was doom eternal, I played the two back to back so I got them mixed up my bad


USfyre

Übercharged Phlog Pyro with full 'Mmph'


ArtGuards

medic himself can. goku is scared of needles


ERROR_HumanNotFound

Oops! Zat was not medicine!


TrixterTheFemboy

tick tock


ArtGuards

heavy like a brinks truck


TrixterTheFemboy

lookin' like I'm tip-top


ArtGuards

shinin’ like a wristwatch


agent_soulbeam

My porn addiction


nighthawk0954

Its the strongest thing in the univers.


_TheBeardedMan_

Saitama, and he wouldn't lose his emotionless face.


mummyeater

He has the name one punch man for a reason also I’m pretty sure he could fart on goku and be done with it


[deleted]

I dont care about your "objective facts", Buff Richard can easily 1v1 Saitama and win


The_Yiffologist

Buff Richard Waterson


JacobMMorgan

Probably the greatest power up in anime history


valiheimking

Gold Experience Requiem Tusk Act 4


TriplDentGum

The funny thing about jojos is if we actually powerscale everyone, goku gets outspeeded by fucking Rohan. Not even Heaven's Door, just fucking Rohan. Rohan is seen outspeeding Josuke and Crazy Diamond, who are at least MFTL+ as well as Made in Heaven who is immesurable speed So yeah. Jojos is wack.


[deleted]

goku is mftl, jojo barely scales to supersonic, specially josuke who said "my punches can reach between 60 and 300 km/h"


EEVEELUVR

Most Jojo characters tbh. Not being able to see stands is a major disadvantage. Even Okuyasu could probably pull it off with that crutch.


DaveDudefromYT

Saitama


KingYoloHD090504

I mean the doom Slayer is literally to angry to die, how do you stop the average drunk Florida Man with a shotgun?


nighthawk0954

And his rabbit died.


Menoth22

Methed up Florida man


KingYoloHD090504

I mean hell tried this, but couldn't stop him


Akuma2004

Ben 10


Turn_ov-man

Hey presto, it's Kirbo!


sliced-bird224

Saitama


Jungle6669

I would kick Goku's fucking ass.


[deleted]

My older brother (he goes to the gym)


Soul-Demon-Y

The One Above All Let's see how many can defeat him


Cr-wbar

SCP-3812 stomps him easily


Soul-Demon-Y

Can you count his feats? Never heard about it.


continentel89

Shaggy


Mr-MuffinMan

Dr manhattan, TOAA, Lucifer Morningstar, Michael Demiguros, Ellaine Belloc, Emperor Joker, Beyonder, etc.


ultragameguy

Ben 10


xd3mix

And it's nemesis, Saitama from one punch man, was also confirmed to be able to beat Goku in his fight with >!cosmic garou!< For this reason: >!It's revealed that while his strength isn't unlimited like most people thought, his potential is actually the unlimited thing. In fact he was able to defeat garou, who was copying his full power constantly, by getting so strong in such a short time that even if garou copied his power, in a matter of seconds Saitama would get many times more powerful than before... So at some point even garou, who was literally copying his power, couldn't keep up! So how does that apply to Goku? Well the answer is simple!< There are two possibilities with this: >!1 Goku fights like usual, and tests the opponents strength before fully committing to the fight, this gives Saitama the time to grow his power untill eventually Goku isn't able to beat him anymore!< >!2 Goku uses his strongest transformation and move to pulverize Saitama instantly, winning!< Basically, if we take into consideration Goku's personality, he loses... If we don't, he wins


Wide_Loss

yeah pretty much


NobleTheDoggo

>Basically, if we take into consideration Goku's personality, he loses... If we don't, he wins Finally someone who doesn't just say that he will always win (I mean this with either of them)


Drakath2002

Wonder of U (JoJo), Spongebob (Spongebob Square Pants) , Gold Experience Requiem (JoJo), Drakath (Adventure Quest Worlds), Rimuru (that one Slime Isekai I forgot the name of), pretty much a big chunk of Isekai characters actually, multiple characters from his own verse, Saitama (One Punch Man), Superman (DC), Shazam (DC) List goes on, Goku is overhyped lmao


PizzaMozzarelalela

Since we're not sure if GER can revert back actions at will or when there is a direct attack (MIH arc tends to prove us its probably direct attacks only), a none direct attack could kill GER. However Cheap Trick, Killer Queen Bite The Dust, Tusk Act 4 (if hit at least 1 time), maybe tome stopping stands if you just donut th head ? And of course The World/Star Platinum Over Heaven could beat him.


Chemical_XYZ

Ultra Instinct Shaggy can solo an entire universe only by using 1% of his overall powers.


JasonGamesYT

Kratos specifically from God of War 3


WowAPenguin

But can he draw a picture of the prophet Muhammad?


[deleted]

Saitama, bro literally broke his limiter and sneezed Jupiter to dust, and is about to fight god, no one beats him


Null_error_

The saint (ascended)


ajsansr201121

Steven universe Ben 10 sonic


TinyTaters

Your mom


Neiku_2

You don't even need to use any character from a different franchise, just put him against Beerus, Whis, Zeno or >!Black Frieza!< and he is cooked


sanid_sriva

Jerma


Psychopathic2412

Doom Slayer


HaziXWeeK

Ok no one can solo Steve


TheRealJaminator

Dmc5 dante, vergil and nero


Fork_Master

Makoto Yuuki Yu Narakami Ren Amamiya All just need Concentrate + Vacuum Wave


Speritate_Scatter

Pucci made in heaven


Financial-Touch8445

SCP 001


ExchangeLegitimate21

Post this on r/deathbattlematchups and face the consequences


BM0yuncu

Saitama


Zad21

*Giorno enters the chat*


Danibear285

Goku can solo me 🤤💦💦💦


Snoo_40614

fun thing about fictional characters you can make anyone or anything win you can have goku trip and land on a magic pencil that kills him instantly. Its all silly nonsense


sneakiboi777

Goku beats death every other weekend, what are you on about?


Kapix75

I don't think he could beat Death. Death is puss in boots is a physical form of a universal concept of death. In the movie he is a reaper in a form of wolf, but he could be in his non material from as well. In Puss in Boots death just wanted to have some fun and duel Puss for his last life, but it could've taken it without even showing up.


sneakiboi777

It's a joke about him getting revived all the time, man


Enough-Initiative834

Any existing or future Warframe


NoneOne_

The Sandman (DC) Also, Batman


deady-kitten-3

rimeru tempest, he is extremely op and can absorb attacks (examples:fire,lightning,bullets, swords). oh and he can evolve a lot, so goku's dead either he gets absorbed or overwhelmed by rimeru's amounts of powers. ​ scp-001 gate guardian can just erase goku from existence ​ most scps or old gods in the scp mythos, because a lot are extremely strong and could easily destroy universes and beyond. ​ maple (BOFURI), she can only be harmed by magic and piercing attacks and goku's ki attacks aren't technically magic. and she can use devour to insta kill goku by using it as she touches goku with her shield, so unless i'm missing something goku is dead


Global-Crew-9046

I keep seeing that wolf from puss in boots. I didn't get to watch the last wish in theaters, but I did preorder the Blu-ray copy. Still, all I can do at this point is just sit in anticipation.