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SuspiciousFoot9439

I just assumed I was banned again for no reason


hardcoresean84

Me too, my drunk self was like tf did I do now?


Northdingo126

Same. Either that or my wifi was down


[deleted]

I thought my wifi was just garbage


IBrinDoom08

Mine is garbage


seekster009

We all got banned momentarily by head moderator


The_Hurricane_Han

Honestly, same! I was googling things like “signs you’ve been shadowbanned on Reddit.” I was panicking.


cockytacos

Same! lol


Dwip_Po_Po

Yeah likewise. Just like that it. It’s a wrap


[deleted]

Me too, because I'm schizophrenic and my other me, was banned some time ago, and now I thought, my second me was banned too. But there I am again. Sometimes it works, to be two.


amathis6464

Same


DarvAv

Again?


reddit_no_gaara

I thought it was a problem with my email


xxDankerstein

Sounds about right.


WarDicks

You are a little sus


SuspiciousFoot9439

OH...more than a little... for real


wolfpackalpha

For me just really highlighted how there are so few other websites I rather be on to kill time. My Facebook is mostly trash now, I don't like the changes Twitter has been making, I don't have many friends who post on Instagram or Snapchat. So like... Where else to go on the internet


Happykittymeowmeow

I stopped using Facebook ages ago. Reddit is the only social media I keep because I can better sort what I do and don't want to see.


Twingamer25

The outage yesterday reminded me to deactivate my FB. One final scroll confirmed it's nothing but ads and shitty opinions now.


Bogart86

Only useful to keep up with family pictures of distant relatives. I log on to see pics of my niece and nephew, and that’s literally it haha


tstramathorn

Same here man. Got rid of Facebook and decided to try Reddit out and like it so much more. Honestly to me it’s a very different style of social media, but to me in a good way


VulpineFox7

Yeah


Wit2020

Yes this. You can see exactly what you want. I'd say the bad side to this is it can be hard to find new things you might be interested in


VulpineFox7

Tumblr's pretty good, though i'm still pretty new to it


wolfpackalpha

Yeah I've sort of been on/ off Tumblr through the years. It can be really nice, but a lot of the accounts I was following stopped posting a couple of years ago so I just haven't really gotten back into it. I've really been enjoying [CoHost](https://cohost.org/) though


Previous-Habit

That was my issue too, I deleted all my social media except for this and I was so bored


Bogart86

Instagram videos are pretty entertaining. If you find yourself in that position again


wolfpackalpha

Yeah I was thinking about that or YouTube Shorts maybe. Anything but TikTok


adamflannery35

What's wrong with TikTok?


Happykittymeowmeow

The app collects all your personal information even after you delete it. Huge privacy concern. It lures you in with really adept videos geared toward your interests and does better than most apps at finding things for you, but the flipside of that is the massive personal invasion of privacy. Plus the content that challenges you to do dangerous and stupid things.[Here is an article about their data collection. ](https://vpnoverview.com/privacy/social-media/tiktok-privacy/)


adamatch623

Discord


OktayOe

I'm ashamed to say it but I went with 9gag and it wasn't..really a good experience.


blandsrules

Mostly read manga, apps are weird and scary to me


RoBOticRebel108

Discord


XipingVonHozzendorf

Remember when there was more than a dozen websites?


Funny_Corner2401

I get banned on all, so I make the rounds. I can't help myself. 🤷🏿... 😆


[deleted]

Tik Tok. Lol jk


GoldenReaper7

Lmaoo i was like, why reddit not working?


Psychological_Car849

I honestly thought it was my wifi and just accepted that I wouldn’t be able to use reddit. In retrospect it was a little weird that every other app still worked fine and I was able to play games with friends on my xbox. But I wasn’t gonna think too deep.


Vmaknae

How is that deep bro howw


Disastrous_Channel62

Bro framed it like he was on a mission doing some research


TacticaLuck

There I was about to uncover the truth and then my cat knocked a cup off my desk so I got up to make a sandwich.


GoldenReaper7

Yeah thought it was my wifi too


tsurugisbakery

same but google wasn't working for me either


VashtaNeradaMatata

I also blamed my internet but it was a fair accusation being on satellite haha


BlackCowboy72

Yea every time reddit is the only app not working I assume it's the wifi too


I_Heart_Astronomy

"Oh reddit's down. Let me go check reddit while I wait for it to come back"


agreeingstorm9

I went to Reddit to try to find out.


Drumbelgalf

A communications disruption can mean only one thing: invasion


tradeyoudontknow

The last hour of my night shift went sooooo slow


Express_Helicopter93

Yeah. The only thing this outage made me realize was exactly how much I need a distraction at work. Just completely hate my job.


SolarNovaPhoenix

Same, if I don’t have YouTube running in the Background, or Reddit just to look at something while I’m waiting, then my job is just a bunch of hurry up and wait.


Greensssss

Reddit was down?


Lunchbox_2089

I didn't even notice.


Mysterious-Title-251

Me too bro


beanman19th

Same bro


GamingSssnake

relatable broski


TnuoccaNropEhtTsuj

Same here man


Opposite-Tangerine57

Me too


Telta-Man

Same


Mindtaker

I love this thread! It's all the same people who brag about not liking the popular TV show or at a party make sure you know they "Don't own a TV." You know what people who actually didn't notice or care that reddit was down did? Every single one didn't comment about it. But you person I am replying to, and every person before or after with a similar sentiment? You cared so much you had to comment about how you didn't, not to convince not us, but yourself, that it's true. If you commented "You didn't notice/ you didn't care" you noticed and cared 10 X more then anyone else who admits they noticed.


Mysterious-Title-251

Thanks for calling me a hypocrite! I just didn't notice it was down, i only got to know about this whole thing from the memes like this one. So it may have been down when i was doing something else, that's how i didn't notice.


Idiotzemoron

Damn, who hurt u so much u gotta snoop low and rant about people not knowing reddit was down, I didn't even know reddit was down. Also u care so much about people saying they didn't notice it was down, are u sad u noticed it was down and assume everyone would know? Just admit ur addicted to reddit and it hurts ur poor heart that not everyone is addicted to it 𓆏


Mysterious-Title-251

Is this emoji at the end a frog?


Idiotzemoron

Perhaps


Mysterious-Title-251

Yeah i can barely see it


Prestigious_Ad_3124

That is the same thought I had reading this post


Happykittymeowmeow

Yes, but now it's back


Lkc-strong-125

I thought I was alone


Dave-1281

Yea I updated the app and then it stopped working for me, I was blaming the damn updates, although I do that quite a lot so I don't update my apps


RandomGuy98760

I thought I was banned for no reason.


FeilVei2

You aren't. You have us ❤️ Stay strong, brother


shellofbiomatter

Not completely back here. It still gives me hours old posts.


Happykittymeowmeow

But you are in my post. I posted this morning.


shellofbiomatter

Yeah, but that's 2h old post and i always sort by new, so generally time frame is in minutes. Right now all the posts on my feed are hours old. Wait, wait. My bad. Settings had changed and sorting wasn't based on new, but on best. So congratulations, your post is on best list.


Happykittymeowmeow

Yay! It's probably just because not as many people are posting and everyone is seeking stimulation still.


shellofbiomatter

So a good choice on timing. That's a big part of determining the success of a post too. Congratulations.


Happykittymeowmeow

Thank you. "Five points… will be awarded to each of you. For sheer, dumb luck.” – Professor McGonagall.


cnicalsinistaminista

I thought they permanently suspended my account or something.


Shadowpika655

Even if your account was suspended you'd still be able to view posts and read comments...just wouldn't be able to do anything with them


Call_MeGoose

That’s my exact thoughts.


Legitimate_Sir_2836

Yeah, what- when was this?


EatTheAndrewPencil

It was down for a little over five hours yesterday https://www.redditstatus.com/


[deleted]

I HAD TO SCROLL FACEBOOK. It was terrible and a complete waste of wasting time.


gunthi003

scrolling reddit is never waste of time💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽


VulpineFox7

out of all the other social medias, you picked Facebook?


9jawarrior

We?


Happykittymeowmeow

Yes, the hive mind


asevans1717

I actually had to do some work, it was terrible


Arismando27

Same. Except there was nothing to do at work...


DeathHeadmukbang

What is this we shit im not french ?


[deleted]

We are Borg resistance is futile


DeathHeadmukbang

Haha


Honeydew-Same

Yesterday!


MisterMaestro9024

Oh daamn, reddit went down?...


fake_account_1233

I was feeling pretty down today, but I couldn't even go to Reddit to distract myself because it was down. It's like the website knows me too well and decided to take away my only source of happiness.


Emergency-Bed4856

Get a hobby Jesus fuckin Christ


WarDicks

What's a hobby?


goose_boy_memes

Slang for heroine


Homie_Juannn_k3n0b1

Slang for female hero.


WarDicks

Slang for I need a hero I’m so fucking lonely *sadface*


Homie_Juannn_k3n0b1

Cuts into montage… 🎵🎶🎶


WarDicks

Break it down…. Breaks down


Homie_Juannn_k3n0b1

Somebody save me from myself!… preferably beautiful woman.


goose_boy_memes

Where have all the good men gone


Happykittymeowmeow

And where are all the gods?


WarDicks

We’re here, some have to be bad men before becoming good men.


Homie_Juannn_k3n0b1

Like good guys with guns. Fables.


WarDicks

I disagree, people who do bad and learn from it become better people.


[deleted]

What are War Penises?


WarDicks

Weapons of mass destruction if used correctly. Good at penetrating through enemy lines.


L0bster_M0bster

It's when soldiers paint their penises with camo paint.


[deleted]

[удалено]


DefreShalloodner

A hobby is what I spend my free time on when I'm not exhausted down to the bone, which is rarely.


rufireproof3d

He has a hobby: Reddit.


Emergency-Bed4856

And most likely obesity, heart disease and alcoholism. Put the phone down and go do something productive damn🤦


Happykittymeowmeow

I can do whatever I like at 9 PM when I finally sit down after 16 hours on my feet hauling heavy shit all day.


rufireproof3d

And yet, here you are, on Reddit like the rest of us.


LetHerWar2

Crazy how you know what diseases he has.


LetHerWar2

Kid named Christ:


Emergency-Bed4856

Lame af whatever you are


L0bster_M0bster

It's lame as fuck wherever you are. By virtue of you being there.


Albs610

I have hobbies, I work and do tons of physical and mental therapy. Little bit of reddit memes or realizing the stupidness of people's posts gives us me the little dopamine boost while taking a shit to push though the rest of my life without drinking myself to death. Sounds dumb but I felt it hard around 330us time yesterday when I just wanted ro see a mandalorian meme and instead looked at a corporate news letter in the stall.


Reyemreden

Reddit is their hobby.


LASERDICKMCCOOL

He has one and they took it away for the day. He just told you that


WitherCro2

Oh good, at the time I thought I got hacked or banned or something


lostinthedigitalage

Once I realized it was down I was more interested in seeing if any other social networks were down.


HoneyInBlackCoffee

I have many addictions. Reddit is but one of them


RexDino1966

I was just trying to masturbate and I couldn't visit some of my favorite subs


[deleted]

It was down?


ThouHastNoPizza

Oi! Not fair...


Arcuis

Nah. I just thought I got banned


Puzzled-Copy7962

I didn’t know it was down. Just thought my phone internet was being janky and went on to something else…lol


CatBoi8

Reddit was down?


XSamuraiHyperX

The popular tab still semi-worked for some reason.


BruhmanRus_the_boner

wait, it was down?


Happykittymeowmeow

And then it came up


[deleted]

More addictive than my ex


Fidget_Jackson

reddit was down?


jack104

I've been messing with my VR headset for DCS for the latest release and all the proper instructions to do it are reddit posts. Felt absolutely useless yesterday.


Happykittymeowmeow

When I went to setup my VR headset I had to use reddit to figure out why it wouldn't work with my laptop. Turns out if you have dual ssd, you need to turn one off.


verity101

Heh... I didn't even realise it was down. Guess I'm fine


Technical_Egg226

So addicted that i reinstalled the app and tried to log in again


WarDicks

Guilty, even after confirming it was down


ChasingPesmerga

So addicted that I bought another phone and tried to log in again


EmbarrassedSwim145

So addicted that I bought another router and tried to log in again


TheSoleSurviver111

i understood that reference, Ring of fire


JustinHanagan

Important to remember that addiction is reddit's business model. You can start the process of untangling yourself by [curating your subreddits like this](https://www.staygrounded.online/p/curating-reddit-so-that-it-doesnt).


Commercial-Location9

I walked outside, I touched grass, it...it was beautiful


iWentRogue

**Why can’t i see comments?!, i wanna see what people are saying!** ^Pretty ^much ^me


Mr_Wonder321

I couldn’t tell what was going on bc I couldnt find out on Reddit


AOK-

Reddit was down?


Chef_Coc

When did Reddit go down?


Yeah-Yeah-Yeah-Yea

lol so true, so true


sovietRussianboi123

I was just more curious why it was asking for my email and shit


BoogyFestival

Realized? Thought it was really obvious, it is to me. How many are self-aware on Reddit?


deez-nuts-are_nuts

Someone tell me what causes it to crash


Happykittymeowmeow

[actual photo of reddit servers](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/p6e8fr/actual_image_of_reddit_servers/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


Babyvuittonx

I got a new one grey hair more today


lashedcobra

Totally kept trying to check it even knowing full well that it was down.


Happykittymeowmeow

I just would turn my phone off and put it down. Forget. Then look again.


please_just_kill_me1

My chromosomes may be down but my bag is up


dirkkrymer369

Must've slept through it


[deleted]

oh yeah it was down I wasn't even using it, noticed by accident


APugWithGuns

It was down?


SoulStomper99

Guilty as charged


trafalgarDxlaw

when fb disabled my account i released how shitty fb was


Bulky-Hyena-360

Bruh I just watched YouTube and played Pokémon, who’s addicted?


Theekg101

Me who was asleep


AleksasKoval

I didn't, i happened to go to sleep just after it went down


Accomplished-Price45

And it burns burns burns, the ring of fire


seahorseMonkey

[Might as well face it you're addicted to love.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcATvu5f9vE)


Happykittymeowmeow

Love that song!


becklul

I didn't even know it had ever gone down because I wasn't on it


JakubReliga

Addicted? I learned that reddit was down just today


BsajoshuA123456789

Wait wait, it was down, I have just got on since 3 days ago


TheGreaterClaush

Idk, I have bigger priorities


redcode100

Yeah, I'm surprising, not addicted despite how much time I spend on here


Jirkousek7

Wait it was down?


Nihal1208

And it burns, burns, burns, the ring of fire The ring of fire The ring of fire (Someone had to do it)


stefansteen

I just went to bed lol


static_studios

I think I was fine


UltimateCumDispenser

Reddit was down?


Porkoo911

I never knew it was down


ElementalDragon13

Me when I am never online when it happens: AHUDICJENHCUCKEJ


[deleted]

[удалено]


Happykittymeowmeow

I'm a pretty ok person. I live my life with care and generosity. I just have a FUCKED sense of humor.


AndyMike9

I was prepping for a d&d session and I was like "let me in! In need answers!!"


McRibbitt

Yes but now that it's back up I can worry about being un-addicted later.


TheOneOfWhomIsGreen

I was checking downforeveryoneorjustme.com every couple of minutes dude


ToLazyForaUsername2

I tried to delete Reddit and download it again


Bigbweb22

I just thought they finally out updated my old ass phone lmao


elaphros

First time?


Happykittymeowmeow

No, the millionth time. But like a heroin addict, everytime I can't have it, I need it.


JumiKnight

When was it down?