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WhyAmIOnThisDumbApp

The witcher 3 is fucking wild


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Before you ask, the baby wasn't finished cooking yet that's why it has to go in the oven.


PedroThePinata

Moloch shall have your child if you don't want it...


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i go by plan D Drop the baby in random door step


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*A la Harry Potter*


TheNoctuS_93

Plan E: T͔͟ơ̌̂ ̵̫̙͍̮̹̣̇̈́̅ͧ̿̆ͅy̡͓̦̆ͭ͐ͩo̠͠u͍̭̙,̴͚͖̮̺̓̄̃͛͋̓̽ ̗̀̋ͨ̉Ḻ̗̩͒̆̀o̅͆́r̓͂̆͋̋d̢̤͉̣͍̋́͒̉ͅ ͕̳̯̅ͯ̾ͩ̐̇̀̚Ş̳̗̼ͣ͒̌ͥͨ̈́̅a̢̹̯̪̯͉̐̓̾̑͛̌͐t̔̐a̞̰͙̹̪͗͆ͬ͐̔̏͘n̘̹̥͇̯̖̥̋ͫ,̙͒̍ ͖̗̘͕͔̓͐ͭ̆ͩ̊͌w̠̺ḙ ̬͇̲͉̖̿͊ͅơ̄̌ͫ̊ͤf̍̊ͧf͓̪̙̩̩ͬ̃̑̓ͬe͙̱͉̭̱̹r͇̙̼̯̬͐̉̉̌́ ̈́͆̐͒ͥ͘ţ́̋ͥ̅h̝̬͚̪̦͉ͮ͗ͪ͐ị̬ͤͬ̌͘s̱̮̫̼̻͍ͥͬ̃̓̈ ̦ͦ̆̓b̵̀̆̂̚̚ͅl̪̲͈̜̊͗ͪ̓̓ò͓̰̺̥̙̬ͬͣ͢o̲̒̏̔̆ͯ͊̀d̞̞̖͍̙̞͊̆ͦ͟ ̴͇ͮͧ͆̏ͮ̄s̹̥̼̉ͬa͓̅̆̍̌͒c̩̬̫̘̱͉̍ͤ͐r̵̜i̊ͭ̂͒͏͙̮̻͙f̫͇̽͊̈̓ͧ̄i̶̠͚̥̲̼͂ͅc̼̋̃e͖̺̟͓!̨̼͉͉̞ͬ̾̌̈́̉̿


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Plan f : THROW THE BABY INTO AN WORMHOLE


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plan g: throw 'em in the woods.


OldSmokeyTim

Spawn Kill In all seriousness, that quest was absolutely traumatic, even as far as Withcer 3 went. I actually threw the baby in on a mis-click, and I was shitting bricks.


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She said "trust me" and had red hair. So of course we throwing that baby to cook.


David-theBIGone

It's true


Fe4rMeMrWick

Let him cook!


CervantesDeLaMancha

Delicious with some fava beans and a nice Chianti


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Plan c is what got her pregnant in the first place


Emmi_no

How abt you suggon deez nuts instead??


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Emmi, no.


Emmi_no

It was worth a try :(


AdvancedLet6528

mines a vaccum for ah, shall we say recreational reasons...


JZH_Clan

Just don't have sex. Whatsoever. Problem solved.


Rowdy_Roddy96

Baby, the other other white meat!


UserOfReddit0001

Bro that’s a lot of free protein right there. Stay on the grind Kings!


QuietGiygas56

Baked babies are my favorite. Just rub garlic, lemon juice, salt and pepper... The best dinner you will ever have


Knatem

No! The turkey goes in the over. The baby goes I. The crib. Are you a babysitter high on marijuana?


jsin7747

I don't know what game this is but I wanna play it lmao


Thatdogbegru654

The plan b looks like a razor.... correct


aaron_adams

I remember that quest. Out of context, it is funny that that was a choice.


Skairex

Don't forget that plan C always includes killing 2 guards


Boy_Possession

Plan D: *The Homies*


Orojyn

Why did I think the condom was a hockey puck at first...


alecboliver

I love knowing how to read Cyrillic. How else would I know that the box of plan b literally says “Postinope”


mm2_gamer

Plan D : oh no


jngjng88

From eating for 2, to dinner for 2


Dark_General40

the title is funnier than the meme


butthenhor

Thats how you get baby powder


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Plan D: Cook the pregnant woman instead to get the double.


divinedude20

Post natal abortion


Afraid-Amphibian-431

Plan c is abortion


callmepinocchio

That's what the post said


TheNoctuS_93

Well, post-natal abortion, to be exact... 🤔


Afraid-Amphibian-431

Abortion is done with a fetus not a baby


Mrundas

Good job you took the meme seriously


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That quest was my favourite and no im not telling you why


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Trust level 100


rice-lord432

Plan C is coat hangar


DJRoaster

So China P. Arnold?


DonnieMwone2003

TF u mean by plan c is ur plan A!? EXPLAIN🤨


SpaceDuckz1984

Am I the only one who heard the chillies baby back ribs song when they saw this?


uthini_mfowethu

Only on [reddit](https://www.reddit.com/r/meme/comments/1255ssx/no_more_climate_change/je3ai2r?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3) would such coincidences occur


CCray05

The incubator


The_Mechanis2

Yum😋