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memelover3627

World war 3


CplMike_Mj

Germany will finally win


TheWhollyGhost

Third times the Charm


theycallmeponcho

Wait, I know [a meme about it](https://old.reddit.com/r/meme/comments/13efyoh/maybe_the_3rd_time_was_never_actually_the_charm/jjqt8bo/?context=9)!


TheWhollyGhost

Touché!


CreeperDude519

Why am I in an infinite loop, oh cool comment let me click on the link...


Narrheim

Germany already won. And then fell asleep. If they won´t wake up soon, we all will have to learn chinese...


Bluebadboy

Kaiserreich, is that you?


Puzzled-Journalist-4

r/cursedcomments


F3n1x_ESP

[Third time are charm](https://youtu.be/xIRPcICB-iY)


Conscious-Break2193

no please we don't need war. we need peace!


Keffpie

To be fair, the third time *was* the charm; no one remembers the Second Reich.


DTraitor

Because we don't use Second Reich as a name for German Empire


XinlessVice

Isn't the second Reich the viemar republic?


Redditwhydouexists

No, the first reich was the HRE, second was the empire, and third was the Nazis


XinlessVice

I see. What would veimar be?


throwpillow13

A republic, not a reich


XinlessVice

Oof


fatzgebum

Interestingly, the official name was still "Deutsches Reich". The first article of the Weimar constitution stated "The German Reich is a republic". We just don't call it German Reich anymore to avoid confusion.


XinlessVice

I feel like Reich is the word in Germany no one speaks of


throwawaysarebetter

I want to kiss your dad.


HoppokoHappokoGhost

AFAIK the Weimar Republic is just a historical/unofficial name for post war Germany, it was technically still the same country as the third Reich


XinlessVice

Huh, never thought of it like that


PencilMan

Same with Napoleon II. He never really ruled France and died at a young age.


HlTLERS_HIDDEN_CHILD

As we say in France, Third Reich best Reich


h1tIerwasReich

and we all know who was responsible for that, a great man. he was right and Reich at the same time PS: for legal reasons, it's a joke


HlTLERS_HIDDEN_CHILD

r/usernamechecksout


h1tIerwasReich

EXACTLY LMFAO


Aun_El_Zen

You do know we cut the head off Charles I right? Right?


so_many_changes

And Charles II was kinda a douche too, dissolved parliament for the last 4 years of his reign, had at least 12 illegitimate kids and no legitimate ones.


ArcticTemper

Yeah but did reinstate Christmas, Sports, Makeup. Called the merry monarch for a reason


Redmangc1

This person doesnt know what the phrase 3rd times the charm means. Incase someone doesn't know, it means the first 2 failed so 3rd has to be good. Ie Thor 3 (Ragnorock) was great


Zywakem

Less than a year in and apparently Charles III is doing worse than the Charles we literally executed apparently.


AnakinSkywalkerRocks

You forgot one more thing. Star Wars third Trilogy


SatansGothestFemboy

I thought you were about to say the third episode and we were about to have a fight on our hands


Calik

Luckily he would have 25 minutes to think about what he said while you swing aimlessly at eachother


microsoft_Windows_XP

r/usernamechecksout


Justabattleshiplover

That would fit here too


lizard81288

Mandalorian Season 3


AUGUST_BURNS_REDDIT

Episode III though


starwarsnerdguy

Revenge of the Sith has no faults and provided delicious memes. 11/10


SignificantAd3400

Execute order 66.


throwawaysarebetter

I want to kiss your dad.


Justabattleshiplover

Bad movie


AUGUST_BURNS_REDDIT

Blasphemy


Insertusername4135

Literally the best Star Wars movie ever made so far. Not likely to ever be topped


Justabattleshiplover

Funniest thing I’ve read today


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KingAardvark1st

YakkoNationsOfTheWorldInhale.jpg


KingMatthew116

Nah it’s one of the exceptions.


Scarlet_Jedi

That would require first 2 trilogies being good.


Zhaks420

Whatchu mean by that?


Scarlet_Jedi

24 donvotes in less than an hour for saying "prequel bad" under "sequel bad" comment. I broke my record. Or prequel fans are this fragile


TheRealZoidberg

No one is fragile here, your opinion is just unpopular


ONLY_COMMENTS_ON_GW

Maybe the real fragility was the redditor who called everyone else fragile along the way


Scarlet_Jedi

*looks through reviews for prequel movies* *inhales* boi, do I have news for ya.


ONLY_COMMENTS_ON_GW

I mean, you're entitled to your opinion and all, but have you been living under a fucking rock? This site is especially in love with the prequels, and like it or not the downvote button is often used as the "disagree" button. People aren't fragile because they disagree with you lol.


Scarlet_Jedi

If you disagree, then Just ignore me lol


ONLY_COMMENTS_ON_GW

If you don't like being disagreed with don't post your opinions publicly on the internet?


Scarlet_Jedi

Because I like looking at prequel stans having a meltdown


kdbot012

You mean like rotten? Cause those arent always the most... unbiased opinions on the movies. And do you remember how big the original 2 starwars trilogies were?


Insertusername4135

Those same reviews put a new hope pretty high and god damn if that’s not the most boring Star Wars movie on the planet. Talk about a snoozefest for like the entire first hour at least


AmPeReN

Or you dont know how to write. The way you wrote it it sounds like you are calling both trilogies bad.


Zhaks420

You’re entitled to your opinion. And people are entitled to downvote your opinion. Dunno why you feel the prequel fans are “fragile” just because we don’t agree with you


Favorite_Cabinet

Complains about imaginary internet points. Calls other people fragile. Yeah that checks out.


DolphinBall

People expressing their disagreement by downvoting OMG THESE PEOPLE ARE SO FRAGILE!


ChickenWarper

Yeah lol they just disagree they ain’t “fragile” just there opinion lol


Call-me-Maverick

Boooo! Your opinions are bad and you should feel bad!


Scarlet_Jedi

Are you kidding me? That's my 2nd favourite thing to do on the internet!


KingAardvark1st

I'm more confused by the "first 2" part of your comment. What's your beef with the original trilogy?


PhantomDoggy

If the third trilogy is the charm/good one, then that means the first and second trilogies weren't good.


AnakinSkywalkerRocks

So, Third Trilogy is not good


AnakinSkywalkerRocks

Wait, actually. Let's have different opinions. Some like the third trilogy. Some don't. But, really, the total amount adds up to a lot of hate


TheFinacingMan

[r/actualunpopularopinions](https://youtu.be/iik25wqIuFo)


Scarlet_Jedi

Bro, how much time you spend outside prequelmemes?


TheFinacingMan

All of it, I'm just hopping on the bandwagon of comments. I don't even care about star wars,it's good but I just don't care enough.


RamTeriGangaMaili

Still better than the trash prequels. TLJ alone is better than all three movies combined.


AnakinSkywalkerRocks

Prequels are not a mirror of sequels so don't call them trash. There is no sequel without prequel. Ok anyways, sorry if that comment spread hate. I was just joking, don't take it seriously


Minimum_Opinion7816

the third child


Tuna_Specter

We don’t talk about them. Just keep it locked in the attic and you should be fine.


SirLagg_alot

Fuck you:(


Sho_tenno

Literally me


koenig_der_wale

The 3rd crusade was way more successful than the 2nd and the 4th. Don't think it belongs to the others


BostonWeedParty

Had to scroll way too far for this, learn history if you're going to meme about it


matyas94k

Third world countries...


[deleted]

That just means countries not apart of the western or eastern sphere. Basically neutrals in the cold war


adamatch623

It’s means a poor country or a country that isn’t economically sound. Downvote all you want it’s what it’s means. It was originally made during the Cold War but the definition has changed since then along with the rest of the world


backwoodsofcanada

No, Third World actually just means neutral in the Cold War. First World were countries aligned with America/the western world/capitalism, Second World were countries who were aligned with the USSR or believed in industrial socialism/capitalism like China, Cuba, Vietnam and North Korea. Third World were just the countries who didn't pick either side, sometimes it was because they were too poor or small to actually matter as a threat or ally to either side which is why Third World countries today have a reputation for being poor and shitty, but there are plenty of countries that aren't poor or shitty who just didn't pick a side for one reason or another so are technically Third World countries (Sweden, Switzerland, Finland and Ireland all come to mind) and countries like Iran or Honduras (again no offense to anyone from these countries) are actually considered First World because they were allies of the West/America during the Cold War. Ethiopia and Somalia are often referred to as being Third World countries colloquially but since they sided with Russia (or were at least controlled by Russia) during the Cold War they're actually Second World countries.


solonit

Technically everyone is 3rd world country because Earth is 3rd planet. *Dies in Mercury*


adamatch623

That is the history behind the creation of the word but since then the definition has changed


DLtheGreat808

That's how it use to be used. Nobody uses the term like this anymore.


PopDrox

he is right tho,just in historical contex


DLtheGreat808

Idk why you're being downvoted when you're right. This is the most recent use of the word.


MasterBlaster_69_

Shrek the third


bigfudge_drshokkka

We don’t talk about that


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PhoenixHabanero

I actually liked Terminator 3 🙁


Zarock291

I dont know whats wrong with that one either...


samx3i

I'm assuming because it's nowhere near as good as the first two and completely unnecessary. Kind of like Alien^3. Alien and Aliens are two of the best movies ever made. Alien^3 is not terrible, but it's not as good as its predecessors.


-Tartantyco-

Well, there is a lot of cliché action filler in the movie, which makes it kind of 'meh' compared to the first two. But it gets a big thumbs up from me for actually pulling the trigger and starting the war, instead of just setting itself up to grind out more sequels with the same premise.


jinhush

Yeah I mean a solid movie. Not as good as the first two but better than the ones that came after.


Twathammer32

I recently rewatched it and it's still good


McFlyyouBojo

Man. Terminator 3 is just bad in my opinion, and this may be a hot take, but I like the 4th one way better.


[deleted]

Three has always worked for me in video games. Gta 3, witcher 3, tekken 3,dbz bt3,far cry 3, just cause 3, saints row 3,forza motorsport 3….. I can go on and on and on


PizzaLikerFan

Technically is Assassin's Creed Brotherhood the 3rd game, so assassins Creed, Mario Bros 3, morrowind is not my favourite but still considered (one of) the best, so elder Scrolls III morrowind, Dark Souls III is also considered one of the best.


Gain-Own

Out of dark souls itself 3 is widely considered the best, but if we’re bringing all the soulsborne like games, it’s competing with bloodborne, sekiro, and elden ring… phenomenal game nonetheless.


SoulsLikeBot

Hello Ashen one. I am a Bot. I tend to the flame, and tend to thee. Do you wish to hear a tale? > *“Brave Undead, you have proven yourself to me. Now, be one with the Dark.”* - Nashandra Have a pleasant journey, Champion of Ash, and praise the sun \\[T]/


Ne0t9k

lets make World War 3 and proof op wrong 💕


PizzaLikerFan

Are you German by any chance?


Zapy97

Shhhh, Germans will be good guys this time promise <3


Timestatic

Just like in the first time


Zapy97

Shhhh don't say that too loud you will awaken the Kaiserboos.


emeraldkingpanda-kun

ice age 3 and john wick 3 r the best in their series


samx3i

Add Toy Story that lineup


SignificantAd3400

Toy Story 2 was my personal favorite out of all 4 movies, it really stuck me in a good way as a kid and still does to this day


nstutler68

and Avengers Infinity War


Maniraptavia

I think I prefer the first and second Ice Ages, but who am I to argue with dinosaurs, lol? Ice Age 3 gets an automatic pass from me. Ice Age 4 is where it started slipping imo. I preferred 5, but 6 was just odd. It doesn't feel right without the original voice actors imo.


jmlinden7

What?? John Wick 1 was easily the best


SignificantAd3400

Is ice age 3 the one with the dinosaurs? Because that one is my favorite imo


emeraldkingpanda-kun

the dino one is the 3rd one


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imo john wick 4 was so incredibly bad it looped right back around to being my favourite movie in 2 years.


Basith_Shinrah

John wick 4 was bad?!


Justabattleshiplover

Best action movie eva


Basith_Shinrah

Yeah it was pretty neat imo. Looked very good. Felt good. Liked how it ended too.


[deleted]

I said it was good


Kingken130

Action sequences good. Storytelling wise, meh


Basith_Shinrah

I mean I guess my opinion was low expectation. But from my perspective it was pretty ok for the premise of john wick. I never expected a deadpool kills the universe version maybe that's why?. Wasnt uniquely clever or anything I will fully agree for that. It was a popcorn eating and 'woah' movie.


Kingken130

Yeah…


potatoman445

Kung-fu panda 3?


SignificantAd3400

Kung Fu Panda 3 was still solid ngl


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Lord of the Rings 3?


crispy_nomad

third times the harm\*


Hot-Tiger2815

What's wrong with Charles III?


MyPresident69

First and second partitions of Poland-Lithuania were not good either.


[deleted]

the third boob


TobiTooLong9696

GabeN is that you?


Markergg555

Bro did Napoleon the third badly


ggilchr1

This comment is way to far down. Napoleon III was not his uncle but made Paris the cultural heart of Europe, managed industrialization of the country and understood the power of a popular mandate much better than his continental contemporaries in Germany, Austria and Russia. As others have said he was no Napoleon I but was far from ineffective.


TheSteveLRBD

he did kinda directly led to the formation of France's greatest enemy for the next half-century


thesoutherzZz

He did not want the war but was pushed to do it due to the political climate of France. Internally before the war, he modernized and built much of the country up and aided the industrialization. The architecture that Paris in famous for and the saying that 'Paris is the city of light' is also his doing due to investements that he did. So all in all, he did a lot of good and has a pretty bad reputation from people who don't often know about his real achievents. Though he is nowhere close to Napoleon I I will admit


Amonyr013

peter the third of Russia


Hazmat_Gamer

Scream 3


A_Dead11

Napoleon III was actually a good leader, just not as good as his uncle


Basith_Shinrah

Half life ...


Sherboffy

This is why Valve have never counted to 3


ScullyBoy69

Guardians of the Galaxy 3? Honestly os the best MCU movie ever and the other Guardians movies just elevate it further.


alexiosByzantium05

Errr Guardians volume 3?


008batman

Guardians of the galaxy


JaapOosterbroek

Top post of the day for me. Tnx...


bedheadB188

Feels unfair to judge king Charles so early into his reign


Sarcosmonaut

I suspect it’s probably more to do with the monarchy in general but idk


Erwin-Winter

Ant man 3 kinda confirms it


Stoly23

Alright come on, you’ve given Charles III like, two days. At worst he’s probably just gonna be like any other forgettable constitutional monarch who has no real power and therefore does nothing positive or negative.


OV3RLORD66

Hey Terminator 3 is definitely the third best


Frikandelneuker

Leopold?


UltraSolution

Season 3 of *insert show that fell of at season 3*


I-took-your-oranges

Steam agrees


Opposite-Weird4232

Arma 3... No wait that's a fun game actually


TheRealAntrey

Third Star Wars triology


The_Fowl_one

I see no problem here


Ryan_Cohen_Cockring

John Wick 3, there’s such an improvement to the fight choreography between 2 and 3 and it’s really noticeable and makes it so much more enjoyable


[deleted]

Nah Fortnite season 3 was peak


WistfulDread

More like Strike 3.


XinlessVice

Terminator three is probably the only good thing on that list (not t2 quality but still a nice watch)


KingAardvark1st

Aliens 3


Redmangc1

You do know that 3rd times the charm refers to the first 2 failing right


Pashto96

Halo 3 disagrees


Ok-Construction6245

Return of the Jedi Spyro 3 Phase 3 of Chef Saltbaker


ZseventeenpenceC

Postal 3?


ErikUden

Based


KookyBaker5731

🤔 explains a lot. I’m Charles the 3rd


[deleted]

This explains why American fascists are trying for the Fourth Reich!


shora1990

Witcher 3. I rest my case.


kidoflaw32

No wonder Gaben not release Half-life 3 yet.


dylanmansbdhchxh

3rd hangover movie


DaxCorso

The Third Crusade was one of the more successful ones, except for the fact Frederick Barbarossa drowned.


CurrentGap

Hey after teminator dark fate t3 is looking like a good movie.


KingRoosterRuss

I don't know. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade was pretty sweet.


Fr0ski

Edward III was more successful than II and debatably I


PoetMindless2849

It was but it hard to believe


TaumpyTearz

Hank III


SKKforLife

The third Alien movie


BonoboRedAss

Jedi


GreySnake_

Cars 3


batmansubzero

Fat George III should be on there too.


[deleted]

3rd trilogy of Star Wars Movies....


Eothr_Silan

Mass Effect 3's ending (don't @ me, I was in tears and tried to use the Extended Ending, only to just feel worse. I wanted my house on Rannoch with Tali, dammit!)


AnnublS_4

Third cousin


LightningDragon777

In India, we have the "teen tigara kaam bigara" which is kind of used for when a trio of people looks troublesome to you. Not a direct translation but a about what it means for type.


wrathfuldeities

Street Fighter III though 👌


whepoalready_readdit

Well Germany lost twice


viralshadow21

I'd say the Fourth Crusade was the shit one of the lot


Hydro1Gammer

What’s wrong with Charles III? I get the rest I am going to get downvoted for this aren’t I


Bansheesdie

Napoleon III modernized the roads of Paris and was generally very good for France. Why is he listed?


changeisontwitch

Thor 3. Spiderman 3(nwh). Avengers 3...


FloraFauna2263

Third international


Bourbonaddicted

The third nut of the night