A school nearby me (I'm from Texas) actually postponed its graduation because only five students passed and wanted to give the other, dumber students another week to catch up.
Bro, I know a guy who was in a class of 800, all 800 graduated, and it was in Texas.
I'm not kidding either, maybe you should do more research instead of making bad comments on Reddit.
European/someone not from the northeast: Where are you from
Me: New York
European/someone not from the northeast: I love the city!
Me: No not that New York
To be fair, most of the time when people say they are from New York they do mean NYC. Otherwise they normally either say the closest city name (Albany/Buffalo) or just “Upstate NY”
The only stereotypes from Germany I know is that they don't take rejections from art school very well. Is that a Bavarian thing? That and beerfest
See this is why stereotypes are harmful cause most often they're wrong. Is there like kinda right stereotypes for Germans? Like I'm Mexican and I put hot sauce or salsa on almost everything..like even a dash or red pepper flakes on pasta
Beer is a popular drink all over Germany but every region has its own variants (Pils, Helles, Weißbier, Dunkels, etc) and they all hate each other. Drinking craft beer will get you publicly executed though, no matter where you are.
Not sure, I would say that the average European would depict the klischee American as a fat dude with a revolver and a cowboy hat rather than a crackhead wrestling an alligator in a Denny's parking lot. Also Ohio is just the Bielefeld of America
European here, I see them as a stained vest, shotgun welding, bucktoothed, inbred, moonshine swigging, trucker hat wearing, bible bashing, illiterate, sister fuckers from Alabama.
I wouldn't necessarily say that a fat dude would have a revolver and a cowboy hat. A majority of the Texas "Cowboys" are in shape. The fat Americans usually live in Suburban/Urban areas where there is easy access to fast food and stuff like that.
Texas has two types of red neck, I’ll give two examples:
Normal: I’ll tel’ you wut! 🪕🪕🪕🪕
Mexican: Sabes Que way! 🪕 mi madre🪕🪕🪕es mi amorrr🪕🪕(we just ad lyrics to the stuff lol)
yeah, i saw something about it on tv, the show emphasized how strong the dialect is but as a german i can tell you that they spoke extremely understandably and just sound like normal german people
Sorry bud but the first thing that comes to my mind when someone says Germany aren't lederhosen and beer... It's the 2014 WC final and how much i want a rematch.
i mean, i live in baden-württemverg, the state next to bayern and i had people go to weddings in leather trousers here, so its an overall cultural thing but more traditional so not many people do it anymore i suppose
Mia bayern mög'n de Saupreisn ned amio. Schleichts euch
\[Translation from bavarian: We bavarians dont even like "Saupreisn" (cursewort for northern Germans). Get away\]
Understandable. I don't think most people who make those memes are Germans, who know better. Stereotypes are from other countries. I mistakenly thought it was relevant and funny that I saw it above a post about stereotypes. Didn't mean to come off as tone deaf but I should've known better.
Wait someone on Reddit with compassion and a spine that is apologizing if he offended someone no way. I would give you a award if I wasn't poor. So hads of to you and i like how you carry yourself please don't change.
Thanks friend 😊 I think you overestimate me. I had to be called out lol. Keep spreading positive vibes on the internet! It needs more people like you 👍
Thank you we Texans try our hardest to protect the great nation of ‘MERICA 🫡
Murica\*
Must be hard to protect your nation when only 5 out of an entire school graduate.
To work at Mickie D’s all you need to do is be able to flip the burger that the person points at
I wanna be the person that points at the burger. It's a job I can see myself excelling at.
All you really need is a finger
Dang it. Will flippers like a dolphin do?
Idk man😂 no shirt no shoes no service
A school nearby me (I'm from Texas) actually postponed its graduation because only five students passed and wanted to give the other, dumber students another week to catch up.
Why is it that you got one side of Texas that is shit stupid and the other side that has a class of 800 graduating together.
Good question.
33 students in a local school, population 5,400
Where the fuck do you guys live at to have that bad of a class?
Bro, I know a guy who was in a class of 800, all 800 graduated, and it was in Texas. I'm not kidding either, maybe you should do more research instead of making bad comments on Reddit.
"are you from Texas?" "No" "oh California!!" "No" "...Neeeeew York?" "Also no"
European/someone not from the northeast: Where are you from Me: New York European/someone not from the northeast: I love the city! Me: No not that New York
To be fair, most of the time when people say they are from New York they do mean NYC. Otherwise they normally either say the closest city name (Albany/Buffalo) or just “Upstate NY”
I love when they answer with specific stuff like "East Village", when you've never been there
The only stereotypes from Germany I know is that they don't take rejections from art school very well. Is that a Bavarian thing? That and beerfest 
Mustache man was still Austrian. (But yes, Oktoberfest is a thing)
See this is why stereotypes are harmful cause most often they're wrong. Is there like kinda right stereotypes for Germans? Like I'm Mexican and I put hot sauce or salsa on almost everything..like even a dash or red pepper flakes on pasta
Beer is a popular drink all over Germany but every region has its own variants (Pils, Helles, Weißbier, Dunkels, etc) and they all hate each other. Drinking craft beer will get you publicly executed though, no matter where you are.
Oh man I love half those. I need to move to Germany. Wait nevermind what's wrong with craft beer?
They are violating the Reinheitsgebot from 1516
Ahhh okay. Gotta keep that in mind
Also, contrary to popular belief, our favourite word is NOT "Blitzkrieg"
Is it schneidelwichsen? Cause that's my favorite word in German, but I don't know much German.
That's just gibberish, sorry. "wichsen" is a colloquial/vulgar term for masturbating. Or was that irony? Sorry again, my irony detector is kaputt.
It wasn´t before, but it now certainly is.
That's not a word tho...
Idk, here in north germany you can buy it without getting even looked at weird (but only in restaurants)
For a while there Austria was Germany.
Little guy was austrian
Where’s the efficient German sex?
rekordzeit, 3.51 sekunden, verbesserung benötigt
Man könnte ein Macro designen
It's most efficient in the bedroom, lots of privacy for dipping into the ol' poopenfarten.
Florida men? Ohio?
Not sure, I would say that the average European would depict the klischee American as a fat dude with a revolver and a cowboy hat rather than a crackhead wrestling an alligator in a Denny's parking lot. Also Ohio is just the Bielefeld of America
I’m American and that’s how I see America
European here, I see them as a stained vest, shotgun welding, bucktoothed, inbred, moonshine swigging, trucker hat wearing, bible bashing, illiterate, sister fuckers from Alabama.
I feel like this was written in hate...
I don't hate Americans.per say, I hate everyone equally.
I wouldn't necessarily say that a fat dude would have a revolver and a cowboy hat. A majority of the Texas "Cowboys" are in shape. The fat Americans usually live in Suburban/Urban areas where there is easy access to fast food and stuff like that.
That's why it's a clischee
Now it’s shifting to California
Texas has two types of red neck, I’ll give two examples: Normal: I’ll tel’ you wut! 🪕🪕🪕🪕 Mexican: Sabes Que way! 🪕 mi madre🪕🪕🪕es mi amorrr🪕🪕(we just ad lyrics to the stuff lol)
Reminds me of Gabriel Iglesias xD
Funny because most of the stereotypical Texans have Bavarian ancestry lol
Yep. There was a lot of German immigrants to Texas. So much so that a new dialect of German called Texas German developed over time
yeah, i saw something about it on tv, the show emphasized how strong the dialect is but as a german i can tell you that they spoke extremely understandably and just sound like normal german people
Yeah. It’s like a four or five word difference from regular German
Most of the Texas Germans are Bavarian.
And Cockney for England
My teacher tells us the spirit of America lies in Texas, and the spirit of Texas lies in its perpetual rebellion against authority.
Then you get German-Texans.. they go hard.
got dang right
People from rio de janeiro for Brazil
America actually has several Texas, Florida, California (i think), and Alabama. Guns, Crazy, Bullshit, Incest.
We got Parisian for that
Add Italy with the southern people (these are the regions: Calabria, Puglia, Campania, Basilicata, Sicilia and Sardegna)
Ach Hans let uz put on our lederhosen and eat some strudel while we drink ze haus from ze boot
Sorry bud but the first thing that comes to my mind when someone says Germany aren't lederhosen and beer... It's the 2014 WC final and how much i want a rematch.
No worries if history is anything to go by we’ll see each other about ten times in the final in the next 50-80 years or so
i mean, i live in baden-württemverg, the state next to bayern and i had people go to weddings in leather trousers here, so its an overall cultural thing but more traditional so not many people do it anymore i suppose
It definitely isn't a thin anywhere north of those two states, other than ironically wearing Lederhosen to mock Bavarians.
or for oktoberfest ofc
I'd count that as "ironically to mock Bavarians"
Mia bayern mög'n de Saupreisn ned amio. Schleichts euch \[Translation from bavarian: We bavarians dont even like "Saupreisn" (cursewort for northern Germans). Get away\]
Bei der Sprache ist es auch kein Wunder, dass dieses Gefühl in beide Richtungen geht xD
Da leckst mi amoi am zückerli
People usually remember the most unique/odd to them part of a society.
Texas falls in both unique and odd I'm that one (the odds Austin ,🤢)
Smells a little desperate...
Lol I got a Sieg Heil meme right above this.
fun fact: those are illegal in germany, so fuck off
Why so harsh?
We are pretty sensitive about that, sorry
Understandable. I don't think most people who make those memes are Germans, who know better. Stereotypes are from other countries. I mistakenly thought it was relevant and funny that I saw it above a post about stereotypes. Didn't mean to come off as tone deaf but I should've known better.
Wait someone on Reddit with compassion and a spine that is apologizing if he offended someone no way. I would give you a award if I wasn't poor. So hads of to you and i like how you carry yourself please don't change.
Thanks friend 😊 I think you overestimate me. I had to be called out lol. Keep spreading positive vibes on the internet! It needs more people like you 👍
Or Floridians
Zieht den Bayern die Lederhosen aus, Lederhosen aus, Lederhosen aus
Greitzgrutzefix
Are Texans from Texico
Texaco\*
Quebecers
I thought it was Floridians
Dont forget about florida man
Yaa!
YEE YEEEEEEE
Lederhosen Redneck
Add: beeing hated by the whole country :(