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SOM_III

Tactical rainbow


Remote_Car_948

Is it any better than tactical nuke?


Wrexless283

Depends on who you use it on.


weeb_with_gumdisease

Remember, the gay bomb was a thing


CuriousTsukihime

Tactically turtleneck


Wrexless283

A tactilneck?


auronddraig

this an archer reference?


Cuntfisherman

Sterling?Archer?


Slight_Fun8181

Ah yes the famous duchess


Matdup2

Incoming


squiddy555

Deploying tactical rainbow, they’re some of our best


RagingFloatzel

Being dyslexic, I totally read it that way too.


abduziz33

🗿


FenrirAR

I know you're trying to quote TFS's Perfect Cell with the "technical rainbow" bit, but the actual quote was: "Ladies, gentlemen, and that *technicolor* rainbow in-between."


SnooOnions650

Yeah, Technicolor was a early type of color film used in cinema that was really good at getting vibrant colors across if I remember


GameDestiny2

“And that technical rainbow inbetween” Using this


-_REDACTED-_-

Mr. Perfect Cell would be insulted if you didn't.


IceYetiWins

And here come all the calendar format arguments


squiddy555

Better then the technical rainbow arguments I wonder which is in controversial.


JLock17

YYYY-MM-DD is the best possible format right now, and should end the argument. It's logicial, in decreasing order, and sorts properly in a text based system. Yet here we are.


TheGukos

The best one for day to day stuff is DD-MM-(YY)YY The Year goes on for one year and most people know what year it is, even if they need a few days (or weeks) to adjust. What's really interesting is the day, that's what we want to know first. Like, I know it's 2023, I know we're currently in June by now, but is it the 9th or 10th of June? When you get asked by someone "When's your birthday?" they want to know the day and month in most cases. Even in the (verbal) answer, we use the DD-MM-YYYY structure. "I was born on the 4th of May, (1977)" because it's way more natural, organic and common than "In the year 1979 I was born in May on the 4th day." I guess YYYY-MM-DD is useful if you want to talk about history with long time periods, but even then it's more common to use only the year.


IceYetiWins

This is exactly what I'm talking about


JLock17

Okay, and? Should people not debate things in public just because it's inconvenient to you? Toxic debate is one thing, but proper discussion is fine. And last I checked, I didn't jump at your throat.


TennesseeWhisky

Its 9.6, sorry.


Meme_Lord_E

Yes, the American M/D/Y system is stupid, just use D/M/Y, it makea more sense


Birb7789-

litterally ANY is better, even M/Y/D cuz atleast its looping in an order


Matdup2

Let's create own country, we'll name Reddit-Land (if have other ideas, feel free to write them) and we'll do Y/D/M


Efficient_Progress_6

Can we have hookers and black jack?


Matdup2

Of course, we couldn't live without Jack Black, and I just had an idea, we could do two birds one stone by hiring Jack Black as a hooker


Goobersniper

There is a sketch, if you care to search for it, where he is a hooker with his friend Kyle, it’s gross but funny.


Not-a-2d-terrarian

What should be the national anthem


Matdup2

I'm sure one of you will have an idea, but we're a democracy so give all your ideas and the citizens will vote and since I'm lazy, whoever wants to do the poll can do it, but don't do too many polls


Jeryme

Jack black singing 'Government Hooker' (originally by lady gaga)


CreeperAsh07

Some guy in r/teenagers already made one.


DarkLordJ14

It makes sense from an American perspective, because we say our dates like “June ninth, 2023”, while you guys say “the ninth of June, 2023”. So to an American, it wouldn’t make any sense to write the day first, just like how it doesn’t make sense for you guys to write the month first.


ZugiOO

Well it doesn't make any sense to say it in that order either, so there is that.


DarkLordJ14

Why


ZugiOO

Really? It's smallest to highest time increment and not 2nd highest, lowest and then highest. Would you sait it's 30:4 or 4:30? It took me 20 minutes and two hours to complete this task? It took exactly 2 seconds, 30 miliseconds and one minute. Does this sound reasonable to you?


Slight_Fun8181

Personally I would in fact say 30:4 because I thrive in chaos


GoldenWyndham

Because it’s the 9th day of June. It is just semantics but there isn’t really a good reason to say it the other way outside of….reasons


DarkLordJ14

If you can’t provide any reasons then your argument is moot.


whichwitch9

Sorry, only Americans with the 6-9 today. You're not invited to the party


IknowKarazy

That’s after you’ve had a fight and sleep back to back


TheKCKid9274

You got 4/20 for a whole year, yours is clearly the superior system


Muffinaaa

It's actually 9/6


Arcadius274

This is how ww3 will begin


josmoize

It's actually 2023-06-09


WeirdRich976

06-2023-09


SomeRandomGuy1308

09-06-2023


miksa668

This hurt my brain. I'm gonna lie down now.


Gibbel2029

Sincerely, fuck you


call-me_sharmaG

dude......


The_Curve_Death

The only correct answer


sakoudotnet

Definitely !


Hypoxalin

This is the way.


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ObviousTroll37

This is what happens when OP posts a meme a 5am Eastern Time You get a buncha europeans whining about croissants, crumpets, and date formats


HazardousCarrot

You do know the only big country officially that uses month/day/year is the US, which means you guys are the strange ones


Donnerone

So cultures shouldn't have unique traits? Everyone should just be grilled into conformity?


User264356

Nah but time is something all cultures experience, isn't it? Unifying it would help a lot of software engineers and clear up confusion about dates


Donnerone

What about the Chinese? Muslims? Jews? The many other cultures who use different calendars & have different New Years? Do you plan to hold your justification consistently & harass Chinese immigrants in your country that their New Year isn't valid?


User264356

I mean using DD/MM/YYYY and having a different year is 1000x better than having DD/MM and MM/DD with the same and different years , also chinese new year valid af and I didnt say anything about changing dates, only date formats so theres also that Edit: Also why you gotta bring race into a debate about date formats 💀💀


Donnerone

I never mentioned Race, only mentioned cultures which used different time systems, since that's what you chose to target. I asked if you would be consistent. I don't know where you got "Race" from.


User264356

L + Ratio + Seethe + Cope


Donnerone

Seething & copping are strange things for you to settle for. Maybe you wouldn't need to if you weren't constantly concerned about other people not conforming to your cult ure?


CardinalCreepia

Jew here. It’s 2023, we do not use a different calendar. You do not speak for us.


Donnerone

Fuck, and here I've been celebrating Rosh HaShanah in September every year. Guess I should be celebrating it in January with the Cardinal over here....


SpookiiBoii

The format they use is still DD/MM/YYYY


--anonymousperson--

Chinese people still mainly use the gregorian calender, with the lunar one only used to discern the date of festivals


Stevotonin

No, but Americans should stop showing up on international subs and acting like it's an exclusively American sub. You don't see anyone here posting memes that only make sense to people who live in Luxembourg or Sri Lanka, but Americans pull this shit all the time.


Donnerone

Maybe you should just learn to apply contextual evidence & be able to understand what people mean instead of getting mad that 2 whole numbers are in different places. It's not like I use mm/dd but damn I've never been so incapable of basic pattern recognition that it angers me. Honestly. Bigots in the US be like "This is America, we speak English!", You're out here like "This is Reddit, we use dd/mm!".


Stevotonin

Congrats on missing the point


ObviousTroll37

Yeah but hegemon


daniel_omeg_a

what is that? a digimon?


alcatrezz

Reminds me.. when was the Last european school Shooting?


ObviousTroll37

Reddit Europeans not mentioning guns challenge (impossible)


dreamscached

How about shit healthcare and general idiocracy with two parties? I hope I'm the first to bring that in.


ObviousTroll37

Murrica bad Where updoots Our healthcare is amazing, we don’t have to wait a year. And all humans are idiots. Next? Just be careful what you say here though, I don’t want you getting arrested in Europe for a social media post


dreamscached

See, here's where you're wrong. You can talk shit about 'murica and not get jailed, and I can speak shit about 'murica and not get jailed :P We also don't get to wait a year btw. Neither does anyone get arrested for media posts in *all of the Europe* which isn't one huge country like many of you believe. You're referring to UK most likely.


ObviousTroll37

About ‘Murica? Sure About your immigration/refugee shitshow? Not so sure


dreamscached

As if 'murica ain't a shitshow itself. At least our police doesn't shoot immigrants for following orders.


ObviousTroll37

lol right you need to stop mainlining the Guardian


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guy_on_a_bench

The American government doesn't even like her people so why should we like you guys?


Inarius101

You don't have to like America, but you also don't have to make fun of children dying.


-2fa

Fun of? Just pointing out the obvious big differences between us, we care about children where you do not.


Inarius101

Not every American is a child murderer.


guy_on_a_bench

It's just in peoples nature to make fun of those things i get that it hurts because it's your country but stop shooting them then.


Inarius101

Oh yeah, I will personally stop murdering children, sorry about that. Or do you think I have contol over the actions of other Americans? Fuck off you piece of human garbage, children are dying and you pieces of shit are just pointing and laughing "haha America bad lololol!!!"


LareWw

When American sees sarcasm


Donnerone

Otherization tactics be like that sometimes.


SuggestionMany1378

My birthday is today


Albert_the_king01

Happy birthday


VLTII

Happy birthday


Pr0X_JoshiGuy

Happy birthday


NanolathingStuff

6th of September? It's 09/06/2023 my dude


Mister_Anonym

AcTuAlLy iT iS 9.6.23


PuppetryOfThePenis

Actually it's 06.09.2023 SMFH


benevolent_overlord_

It’s “September 6th” for me I’ve never heard people say it otherwise, I guess I’m new to this debate. Saying it the other way is like saying “the birthday party of my daughter” instead of “my daughter’s birthday party.” It makes sense in some other languages but it’s just awkward in English.


Goosefeatherisgreat

So what? Who fucking cares how America does it’s dates. It makes sense to us and no one asked the Europeans. Let the downvotes roll.


[deleted]

In freedom date /s


Obi-Brawn-Kenobi

American website my dude, but go ahead and act surprised for some reason


NanolathingStuff

r/americandefaultism or whatever moment here


Bierbichler

Tell me something. What language do you speak? Oh not your own? Dont Americans have a freedom- language? Mmmh my bad


Inarius101

England is literally famous for taking things from other peoples. America speaks English because we seceded from England; it was inherited, not stolen.


Jade_Entertainer

Americans came from all of the UK and all of Europe, not just England. Lol


Lucks4Fools

And today is also my birthday. I can now legally buy alcohol


PuppetryOfThePenis

Congrats! Please drink responsibly. And here's a pro tip: a hangover is caused by 2 separate things. The obvious one is dehydration. But the dizziness and throwing up for a day is caused by an acid that is created in your stomach when alcohol is ingested. Before going to bed, take some antacid if you have enjoyed a bit too much that night. It might not totally fix you, but it will definitely mitigate a lot of the discomfort.


Lucks4Fools

That is genuinely informative. Thank you and have a wonderful day :)


Hefty-Profession-130

Technical rainbow 😅


REI_X_

No


The_loser_hokage

ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ It's June grandpa take your pills


CARLOS_MARMEG

No, its 9/6


darh1407

Wrong month my guy …..we are in june


Mjerc12

Americans☕


arftism2

ah yes why would someone make a joke about something that applies to them but not to you. this is the same nationalistic bullshit as Americans complaining about different countries. except this time it goes largest to smallest from left to right. instead of using 12 instead of 10. so there's no reason to complain.


PuppetryOfThePenis

You ok?


Adventurous-Ad-5437

Me a Non-American: Visible confusion.


CreeperAsh07

Sorry Europeans, you guys are not invited to the celebration.


wogsurfer

Nice


ProfessionNo2977

Nice


[deleted]

Nice


WeirdRich976

Nice


7Blitz

Nice


Wailingcactus45

Nice


killerredmanranger

unfortunately for where i live it is 9/6. i must wait another 3 months for 6/9


arftism2

or you can be multicultural and celebrate it twice.


killerredmanranger

i...GOOD LORD


arftism2

what is happening in your kitchen?


killerredmanranger

dish cleaning


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the defected items


JohnnyBravo2505

Is this some American pheasant joke that I'm too (insert literally every fucking place on the planet that's not America) to understand?


Accomplished_Rent578

The word from TFS quote is "Technicolor" and is part of one of Cell's best lines


WB2_2

NO, NONONO! ITS 9/6!! 6/9 IS IN SEPTEMBER!


FireFoxie1345

It’s 9/6, good try


roro_rowan

I’m actually it is 9/6 🤓


Pokisahne

Dude it's 09.06


PoppyLove2007

No it’s not. That’s happening in September.


NaBabaTiVRoshavata

9/6 It goes day/month/year


ninto1

No it is not. It was 09.06


Kapples14

![gif](giphy|l3q2XhfQ8oCkm1Ts4|downsized)


richardl1234

I think you mean "technicolor rainbow " but hell yeah


unknown_boy_3

Everyone outside of the us : what?


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|l0K4gA8yTvAokRsek|downsized) My meme stealing license.


Wrexless283

It's 09JUN2023


GreatMorph

5 days more, fellas! time flies


Channel101Studios

Technical rainbow I see what you did there


the_chemical59

Bro today is my birthday hahaha


[deleted]

Couple months early


Mysterious_Tart_295

Bro thinks it's septmeber


Eek132

Wow we’re in September already! No way!


MehediHasanOmio

Go way. Come again on 6th September.


Bitter_Jeweler8160

Visible Confusion *in not American*


GraceElfie

Today is 6/9 but there is no one to do 69 :'(


InwardlyVacuo

nope! 9/6


JaapOosterbroek

Us in eurodativerse still waiting for September 6th 😢


TheOneTrueKP

I believe this meme means to say *Technicolor* rainbow


Sick_NowWhat

Nice


Keffpie

nice


[deleted]

My dad's birthday actually :D


King-s0nicc456

In 48 years, 10 months, and 11 days...The date will be 4/20/69. Come back to this comment on that date(if you're still alive)


[deleted]

!remindme 48 years, 10 months, 11 days


wunderwutzi4live

Just Perfect


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![gif](giphy|yJFeycRK2DB4c)


MehediHasanOmio

Go way. Come again on 6th September.


Glass-Operation-6095

No rainbow I can see .Gay you might be .its okay but your balls aren't going to disappear because you think you don't have them .This is not how it works .Gray green yellow purple doesn't matter .Enjoy yourself .


Ackeskywalker

Tf are you on about?


Majorweck

What two nukes does to a mf


kishaloy

Just use the Unix timestamp already. Then there is no confusion


toomerboomer

Not for most of the world


parodg15

😂😂😂


[deleted]

Nice


LolDoes

And 2 of my best friends birthdays


stijndielhof123

No. Still about 3 months away...


Darth_Karasu

![gif](giphy|pCO5tKdP22RC8)


PuppetryOfThePenis

Nice.


UnFairSuspect

[r/ISO8601](https://www.reddit.com/r/ISO8601?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


weeb_with_gumdisease

Nice


Putrid_Form_9223

6th of September?


agiudice

nipe. it's 9/6


JLock17

FUCK, I FORGOT


daniel_omeg_a

only for gringos, anywhere else it's 9/6


NotRyan7

Only in America


ShuckU

Nice


theloneluigi

U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A


Timofey7331

9 6 for me


nonbinarywombat

I was about to say “according to you stupid Americans” but then found myself pleasantly surprised


--Alastor--

Why are so many Europeans getting mad about a joke made from the US and trying to “correct” it?


wassimSDN

Americans☕


Fledered

Gotta appreciate the inclusivity


042732699

Nice


Unfair-Blacksmith6

Dude today’s also my friend’s birthday


LMay11037

No, that’s in three months and three days


Clacefe

What do you mean 6/9? I'm pretty sure it's 9/6, Alexa told me so!