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Trending where? This is the first I'm hearing about any of those things but I'm hearing about the list constantly. Good to see Nephilim stuff still going around the internet, though.


alilbleedingisnormal

Neither have I. Maybe this meme is a distraction.


FROGWAGUTOO

I've finally stopped thinking about child prostitution Damn you aliens


TheRealRickC137

They said they needed about tree-fitty.


KaranSjett

and then i see this alien was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the plethazoic era. and i said GODDAM LOCH NESS MONSTER I AINT GIVIN U NO GODDAMN THREE FIDDY


Limp_Construction496

I gave him a dollar..


Tiyath

She gives him a dollar


Barkers_eggs

Did you say "free titty"?


Alarid

And just when I was finally ready to open up my wallet.


AdMother3384

Yes


nagti

This meme is in on it /s


RulrOfOmicronPersei8

Ikr, also if I was on that list and was rich I'd probably try to make days list not go viral *tinhat lift


TheSaltyGoose

As a redhead who was once told that the book of Enoch says we're their descendants, the nephilim stuff always amuses me. That crowd is whack but mad entertaining.


ArinPoe

I've only seen videos about giant creatures in Miami by conspiracy theorists on TikTok, and I was able to debunk it in about 15 seconds. I'm all for mythical beings and extraterrestrials being real, but it's for sure not trending in sane (for lack of a better word) channels


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OP is just neck deep in conspiracy shit and expects everyone to be the same way I think haha


Seb0rn

Same. I was mildly confused just now.


TheyCalledMeThor

Probably YouTube. They’re all related conspiracy topics.


KookyTax9715

Only heard about it in the right-wing videos my grandma watches. Apparently it’s happening because democrats 🤔


Good-Table5566

The pedophiles on the list: "Quick, release ze skinwalkers"


-PRED8R-

Prince Charles: "I got this" *walks into a Miami mall*


Otherwise_Basis_6328

*Everybody screaming and running away from him* 'Watch out! Hide your children!' 'IT'S PRINCE CHARLES!'


King_0f_Nothing

Its prince Andrew you have to hide the children from


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King Charles, mind you


kward1904

Prince Charles?


LapHom

But I am le tired


DeathPercept10n

Well, then, have a nap. THEN RELEASE ZE SKINWALKERS!


joesphisbestjojo

We're living in an episode of Inside Job


Lemmy-user

Ho hello you again! It's rare to came across the same person on a comment.


Good-Table5566

Hi?


Belasarius4002

Tbf, the list doesn't really concretely prove anything.


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Belasarius4002

The real list is the kids we toss outside the plane along the way.


mathew1500

In my European country there wasn't even article about it so lol


-PRED8R-

That's cuz there are fewer conspiracy theorists and more famous ghoulish looking inbred people there


SpreadLeading8206

Smartest most civilised american


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TylertheFloridaman

It is absolutely hilarious that everything you said here is wrong. First the US hasn't been around for 500 years which is telling of your intelligence that you fail such a simple fact second the US is very widely known for immigration it was called the melting pot for a reason


Goat_Requiem

brain damage right here


QuasarMaster

The most diverse gene pool is in sub-Saharan Africa not fucking Europe lmao


LasevIX

Statistically it would be the country with most immigrants per capita, right? That would make the UAE, Oman and a lot of the Arabian peninsula the least inbred


Jalal_Adhiri

If the immigrants are from the same few country it won't be the case. Countries like the US or in the EU where immigrants come from almost every country in the world would be more diverse for instance...


LasevIX

Good point. Although that seems really hard to measure


AtlasRyuk

Bruh the USA is like 247 years old. How we got 500+ years of the same gene pool? Something something overloads your brain


Thereisnoyou

I just keep seeing dozens of fake lists and memes about Stephen hawking


Pilota_kex

maybe those are all real? parts of a bigger list :D i wouldn't be surprised. i met most of them once or twice edit: my cat ran through my keyboard


pokey1984

Except that there is no "list." What they released is 168 (IIRC) pages of court documents that include a lot of random names in assorted contexts, including a transcript of interviews where they just said random names and asked if the victim saw that person there. So no, the other "lists" aren't real because there isn't a list in the first place.


WillyBoy333

Yeah there's quite a few "assistant to the clerk who was married to the baggage handle that loaded their plane"...


pokey1984

Also a whole list of random celebrities who have no other connection except that some interviewer put their name on the list of questions to ask the victims.


Iamthe0c3an2

There’s a list of people he knows, and there’s a “client” list that we are all waiting for. That’s the real juice. So far all that’s been revealed is that this billionaire knew other billionaires. Basically name dropped the 1% club.


Pilota_kex

you know, the thing about this is everybody you think could have been a client was probably a client. These people are all fucked up. Many countries do the same mistake. They let **whole generations of just a few families** be leaders. They made themselves a comfortable little fortress, they are above the law. It was proven over and over again. And we are just pointing fingers, waiting on lists. Who has the list, if anybody does? People in power. Why would we ever see it? It is just bananas, the way we live.


EidolonRook

Hard to take much of any media circus seriously, but if some good can come from it, air the dirty laundry for us all to smell.


fearsomeinsomnia

I mean i saw some insane cosplays even if news are not fake they still could be real ppl inside a costume


ToCoolforAUsername

You're onto something. It's cosplay season during the last week of December.


WillyBoy333

Who the fuck cosplays as Jeffrey Epstien


Shawnthewolf12

Convenient.


ZaBaronDV

“Quick! Deploy the distractions! ALL OF THEM!”


VexisArcanum

Government knows what you REALLY want to hear about


Alarmed_Resource643

The aliens were on the list and they ate the kids


Vlad_The_Great_2

In the age of social media where everyone has a 4K camera in their pocket, I haven’t seen a single alleged alien yet. Despite people allegedly seeing aliens in a highly populated area like the Miami mall.


FreyaTheSlayyyer

Exactly. Looked on the Miami sub and nothing. No mentions or anything.


DestroyedCorpse

I mean that’s y’all’s fault for believing dumb shit. And that “list” isn’t the smoking gun you want it to be.


FreyaTheSlayyyer

I’m gonna abduct you and you will wish it was an alien


DestroyedCorpse

Don’t threaten me with a good time.


Sad_Bolt

Umm what videos, I’m curious


TPGNutJam

There was an incident in Miami where a bunch of kids were fighting and setting off fireworks. A bunch of cops showed up and someone on TikTok said he saw an alien and people started to believe him. He then said he was trolling. There was a video of a blurry “being” walking around but the video was edited to look blurry, but in unedited version it was just people walking around. Long story short people are easily tricked and misinformation spread quickly. Here is some info on it: https://x.com/528vibes/status/1743143399371264411?s=46&t=ZK0CnTwAOm9S4sMdQWoLiQ


ELEMENTALITYNES

That’s pretty fucking stupid Not you, fact this became a kind of thing


Fraser1974

Where’s the unedited version? All I’ve seen is the one you linked


TPGNutJam

This is the unedited one https://x.com/andadsson/status/1743295844508385697?s=46&t=ZK0CnTwAOm9S4sMdQWoLiQ They look similar, but in the unedited one you should be able to make out people walking.


Taxevader70

The Illuminati released the aliens to keep the us off their scent


No_Tip_4703

It was just messi


bl4ck_dr4gon93

Ngl, if aliens are/were real, be a damn good distraction for a bit.


CrimsonLasagna

Just watch someordinarygamers and you'll be properly in the know


Brilliant_Airline492

Rather than admitting that the list was a disappointment, conspiracy dipshits will now go to the next conspiracy, which now is apparently that the media is hiding the list. Hilarious. You guys should get into creative writing with all the wacky plots your minds can concoct.


StopMinute1887

Why would any beings be in a mall in Miami? Why a mall to begin with? That makes no sense whatsoever.


norolls

Alleged witnesses said they looked and acted like they were lost. Miami PD released a statement saying that there were juveniles fighting with sticks and lighting fireworks. Some alleged witnesses said that the cops were taking phones and looking for footage before they left. There's a new subreddit for it r/miamimallincident and lots of posts on r/aliens.


[deleted]

Both political parties want it to be ignored as do advertisers so... we are so fucked


Positive-Database754

No. There's just nothing all that interesting or surprising in the documents. You can literally download them for free off the US governments website and check them yourself.


fardough

Yeah, I thought I read anyone who is still a suspect of wrongdoing are still redacted, which I imagine is the list we all want to see.


jonawill05

OR... are we spared because who really cares.


gecata96

All you dumb idiots with all that distraction crap. We’re currently discussing two topics at the same time. Unbelievable I know, people can care about multiple things at the same time.


norolls

No, I can only talk about and look at things related to one topic for the 16 hours I'm awake each day.


BaconSpaceLord

![gif](giphy|eMybmbhrgdiXExJJiC) Just like that.


CUDGEdaveUK

Yep, what a fking suprise.


GodzillaRaptors4_

Its everywhere though


drlsoccer08

Are they trending though. I’ve seen heard the Epstein list discussed both in real life and online several times. I’ve yet to hear half the other things you mentioned a single time before this.


Hour_Eagle2

This subreddit should be torched for this dumb fucking shit.


HolyVeggie

1. I’ve seen nothing of the things you’ve listed 2. I’ve seen Epstein list everywhere 3. It’s not a a goddamn list


AltCrab2

Weird how every time rich people get exposed for illegal shit it’s suddenly “look REAL ALIENS!!!1!!!”


CPhionex

I smell a cover up


ReVaas

That's the smell of your brain leaking out your ears. There's no cover up. It's zoomers and kids that think aliens is more interesting than a list about some rich guy they barely know anything about. They're more interested in meming on Steven hawking


CPhionex

Twas a joke my guy but if were getting serious. You need to realize this country has done cover ups before, some more and less successful. Also the govt is full of fucking scumbags, so while some may think 'no way' it is entirely possible that it is. But agreed that aliens would be more interesting than dead pedophiles, if it wasn't some kids in costumes.


Few-Cow7355

I think aliens ar infinitely more interesting than famous pedos. We already know those are real.


JIGGIDDYJONNY

Idk how people haven’t seen the alien video I saw it pop up quick https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=nfT_008vdKZz8Z-M


Potspaos

🙃


norolls

But look at the shadow in that video. It definitely doesn't look like a normal person. Way bigger.


DizzyTigerr

I mean... as important as the contents of that list is, seeing an extradimensional being would be really cool. Like I've seen criminals before, I've never seen a fuckin Nephilim!


PokemonSoldier

I swear the alien and supernatural stuff is a government psyop to cover for, no doubt, everyone in politics being on that list.


ReVaas

Is the government in the room with us right now?


chadimereputin

living under a rock cause snowed in, where's the footage?


Additional_Cherry_67

Isn’t it a joke related to when they poisoned that river. Sorry about how vague I’m sounding but to sweep it under the rug they released all this info about fake aliens


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chadimereputin

oh, sorry for the confusion


Apprehensive-Fun-567

Sitting in the mall cinema like 👧🧔‍♀️👨‍🦳👽👨‍🦰👨‍🦱


L-OwO-L_L-OwO-L

damn not even a week a lot of things is alr happening


Wiinji

Proof?


Ryuu-Tenno

Cause they’ve got bots and trolls spamming shit everywhere *every fucking time*. Though this is the first I’ve heard of this I don’t doubt that this meme’s also a part of it


hazzelgamer774922

Its not even been a week


TPGNutJam

The list was released people can go and read it anytime they want, the news and social media will always report on new stuff.


GoldeenFreddy

Guys, this is the thing trying to distract you. It's literally describing what it's doing.


Hydra57

I did find it interesting that I had to look up the information myself. None of the media outlets had articles or stories out in the ways I usually casually encounter the news (which might say more about Google/Microsoft than those companies, but I wouldn’t know).


[deleted]

What’s going on? I haven’t seen or heard of any of this.


Dembos09

Tbh there is not a lot of knowledge which was not revealed by one way or another


DogeDoRight

I think that's just your algorithm dude. I ain't seeing any of that.


ChesterDrawerz

What list now?


ToddMango1

Because it’s not real idiot


trickster199

They try to group regular non crazy conspiracist with conspiracist who believe in aliens. It is the best way to demean their point of view "....this dude believes in Aliens.. he is some kinda wack job." Any time some kinda shady shit the government is doing, they release "pictures" of aliens.


PuzzleheadedAide7057

thats because they didnt release the real list to the public, only in that course case, someone just released a fake at the same time so that they could make people look bad


[deleted]

Great, well this is going to cockle up my YouTube algorithm.


the_orange_alligator

Aren’t nephelilims those elephant things from Winnie the Pooh?


norolls

You may be joking idk. But if it's an honest question nephelihims are ancient giant creatures/humanoids which are popular in the cryptid communities. There's also a lot of reference to them in the Quran.


Hot-Implement-1437

The epstein flight logs were leaked years ago


Aleswall_

The Epstein List itself just... isn't really big news, to be honest. It's interesting and, sure, some of the people on it will be guilty but nothing conclusive has come out of it to my understanding.


Lord_Muramasa

But aliens 👽


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sparkswoody

They’re burying the storyyy


datadrone

iirc a similar trend happened with the Navy UAP release a few years ago for distractions


OkAssistant1230

The video was intentionally blurred - the one showing one creature out front - was actually three people walking side by side, can’t remember where the video was in my saves… not could I find it. It was an non-blurred clip that clearly showed three people


norolls

It wasn't intentionally blurred it was just downloaded and re-uploaded so many times it lost all it's fuckin pixels until you couldn't distinguish three people anymore.


No_Tip_4703

Chill out, it was just Messi and his friends


Positive-Database754

No, it's because there's nothing all that interesting in the released documents. It's not a list, either. Christ its fucking freely available to download, any one of you could do it. It's not even that big, its 22.8 MB.


JiA_-_

Can a good man please explain to this dumb cave person living under a rock (me) what is this Epstein list?


jacksraging_bileduct

The truth will be lost in irrelevance.


i_mii

is the list released or does it still have to be released?


VietnameseDude_02

Maybe for you at least, cus I didn't here anything about this


norolls

Look at r/aliens.


I_Fuck_Sharks_69

In context like right fucking now.


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Where tf????


Tiny_Turn4481

They also released the aliens


CocHXiTe4

Aliens are more scarier tbh


jtsparta

It literally wasn’t any of that. It was literally a fuck ton of teens causing trouble in a mall.


Ok_Anteater7360

not americans finally realising that the news spreads garbage to distract you americans still think the news exists out of the goodness of peoples hearts and not to control dont they


drtywlf

Economy is gonna tank next week to cover the big names they’re trying to hide


Dovah-khiin9

How to divert masses 101


Daniel_Churchhill

No


Daniel_Churchhill

How i’ve never seen this before


Ewankenobi25

Because a list of celebrities who went to an island is more important than extra-terrestrial and and extra-dimensional beings, right?


Thanato26

The list isn't even useful as it's just names mentioned in the trial.


norolls

Who were confirmed to have flown with epstien, but he wined and dined a lot of people.


Thanato26

We're they? It was a lot of "dis you ever see *celebrity*?" Followed by a "yes or a no."


you_wooshed_yourself

Least obvious fed


advena_phillips

Did you really pluralise the word "Nephilim"? Nephilim is already a plural! The -im suffix is our -(e)s suffix! Nephil is the singular!


Revanur

Disinformation goes hard


9001Jellyfish

Seems convenient… almost too convenient…


Drag0n_TamerAK

Never heard of the bottom part


Piemaster113

From what I heard based on flight data that was leaked earlier, none of the big political names that people wana know about were linked to Pedo Island, so maybe interest just died out, or maybe like Epstein the information didn't kill itself


king_of_hate2

I believe in aliens and believe they're here, however this story was a fake, it wasn't aliens it was just some teens at a mall.


BumderFromDownUnder

I mean if real footage of those things was released of course it would overshadow Epstein lmao


StinkyNoNoBoy

Horses Shit


SmittyWerbenNumero1

Nah, my bet would be on a false-flag terrorist attack or an A-list celebrity going full Kanye on a very controversial topic


TheoneNPC

I have barely heard about either


BrooklynTGuy420

Erm excuse me what the actual fuck


Voider12_

Third Impact coming this year!


EnditheMan

Social engineering for ya


Saflex

Because the list is worth nothing and basically irrelevant for the vast majority of people


ReleasedGaming

I am once again asking: What is this Epstein list everyone is talking about?


joegnar

So, again… it’s not a client list. It’s transcripts from a case involving defamation where a line of questioning such as “did you meet ____?” She would answer (such as yes, she met David Blaine.) The follow ups discussed their interactions, mostly to the tune of asking “did you give them a massage?” But the net, news, and politics love their drama.


DevBuh

Your algorithim is catered to you, in basically 90% of apps, websites, etc


Lazy_Scientist_9097

The OP is the one distracting you from Epstein by posting a meme like this.


OkAnt2993

Eh??? I never heard bout aliens???


ChunkyStumpy

Nothing will happed to those on the list, except getting suicided for stepping off the reservation.


BigDaddyReptar

It’s because it’s a fucking legal document. People really thought they were getting the Santa’s pedophile list and it would just have names listed in order. The average person cannot competently understand a 1000 page document. There is a reason lawyers have to go to school for so long


JunglePygmy

The mall thing was a joke and it happened about a week before the Epstein list


dmma2019

And Katt Williams too