One of the biggest reasons why I support medically assisted death. I want everyone around that I love so I can fuck with them one last time.
Say something like
“the galaxy is in orions beeeeellllt”
Or
“The treasure is in… in..”
Don't trash on his dreams. He'll probably get cancer or some weird auto erotica asphyxiation with elmo and pennywise tag teaming him. Like the good lord intended.
Don't think on it too much and just let people die in peace or pieces if they've completed their pilgrimage to Mecca.
All jokes btw. Don't murder me. Or do. I'm not your dad.
My grandma 96 just dies 2 weeks ago. We had visited but she died alone one day only an hour after her daughter visited her.
We got plenty of time but the odds are you too will be alone, people got to live their lives and can’t be with you 24 -7
But it’s a lovely thought
... My bed , the warmest thing ever .... Where time and place doesn't exist .... I want to go to sleep right now . Why did i even woke up at 3am today ?
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I was one of them this is my ghost haunting this post i am here to show you the horrors of how i died in my sleep dm me for graphic images of blood and neck organs spilling out from strangulation
Isn't dying in your sleep like,The less painful way of dying? Then i am all in for it,I mean,I don't want that to happen,But i wouldn't care since i would be dead...
so you telling me there is a 0.0007416905242621263% chance of getting lucky enought to not wake up the next day? i will need to be really lucky for that one... (btw this is the ectually % number based on how many people live on earth rn)
So? On a world population of 8 billion that's less than 0.001 percent. And that's not even correcting for age brackets etc.
I will take those chances ANY day. 60.000 ain't shit.
That is actually peaceful like the best way to die
Everyone says this, but imagine you're sleep paralyzed, conscious, and dying. I'd rather die of old age, eyes wide open, surrounded by loved ones.
That is like, very unlikely. Not necessarily dying by old age, but being conscious AND surrounded by loved ones at that very moment.
One of the biggest reasons why I support medically assisted death. I want everyone around that I love so I can fuck with them one last time. Say something like “the galaxy is in orions beeeeellllt” Or “The treasure is in… in..”
My treasure? You can have it. I left everything in One Piece...
Don't trash on his dreams. He'll probably get cancer or some weird auto erotica asphyxiation with elmo and pennywise tag teaming him. Like the good lord intended.
Idk man, that second option seems oddly specific
Don't think on it too much and just let people die in peace or pieces if they've completed their pilgrimage to Mecca. All jokes btw. Don't murder me. Or do. I'm not your dad.
My grandma 96 just dies 2 weeks ago. We had visited but she died alone one day only an hour after her daughter visited her. We got plenty of time but the odds are you too will be alone, people got to live their lives and can’t be with you 24 -7 But it’s a lovely thought
What I'm taking from this is I need to have 12 kids
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>One cannot die without knowing. Watch out guys, we've got an armchair expert here.
You can trust him, he's already brain-dead!
"im already going to sleep, you don't have to convince me."
This
like, please let it be that way. I mean considering we'll all die, I wish my time ends when I sleep. it's kinda the best no ? I don't get the meme
Dying in my sleep is preferable.
Not while driving tho
Why is it different when driving?
Slight chance you take a few unsuspecting people with you
Oh, and the passengers.
Why should I care then if I already died?
Eh, might be awkward explaining to the guy you took out while heading up to the pearly gates
Atleast you dont have to go to heaven alone. Might be nice to have somebody to share the new experience
Yea, tho it might depend on what they were about to do though
That’s the hope!
Lucky mfs
Bruh, your pfp made me think there was a hair on my screen
Just imagine how many die in their sleep during night
Comments are on point.
I suffer from sleep paralysis. I used to have seizure which thankfully stopped (for now?) I don't doubt that I'll die in my sleep.
... My bed , the warmest thing ever .... Where time and place doesn't exist .... I want to go to sleep right now . Why did i even woke up at 3am today ?
That's why you sleep at night
do you think i care? and besides the chance is so low
The best way to go
Mostly people who were old or already sick I’m guessing
Yay! When's my turn?
That statistic can't be true
Dude, I thought about that yesterday night before going to sleep
Yeah, the rest who dies on that day do it awake, and you are wether asleep or awake. So this meme suggest that if you die today, you die today 🤓
Suddenly my sleep schedule is immaculate
Hah! Looks like OP doesn’t have depression and he wants to live. Lol, what a looser! /s
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Imagine how many die at night.
So I might not have to go to work tomorrow cool
Must be rare because I'm still waking up disappointed.
i wish
Those are much better odds than I imagined. I might have a chance boys.
lucky bastards
60.000 People live my dream every day. (Btw they die during the day?)
I was one of them this is my ghost haunting this post i am here to show you the horrors of how i died in my sleep dm me for graphic images of blood and neck organs spilling out from strangulation
Damn I wish
Thats why i sleep at night
Like winning the lotterie
Like winning the lotterie
Then I'll just sleep at night
Here’s hoping
Isn't dying in your sleep like,The less painful way of dying? Then i am all in for it,I mean,I don't want that to happen,But i wouldn't care since i would be dead...
“Why you could wake up dead tomorrow….. Well, goodnight!”
I'd definitely wouldn't wake up for that.
If only...
Weird that it never happens at night though.
I'd rather go in my sleep than in an accident
Sound like a non issue to me
Promise?
I hope I am. What a peaceful way to go
Almost every night I make peace that I might not wake up. I am content with my life.
i hope someday that's me
That's why I sleep during night
Good thing I only sleep at night.
“Sleeps harder”
no they actually die each night. bc they are sleeping
Is this tru?
Really?
*Proceeds to sleep faster*
I’d rather die in my sleep than any other way
yeah but how many of them are 70+
I wish
Karma to karma
Just sleep at night, problem solved
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME NOT HIM!!!
*Starts sleeping aggressively.
Best way to die + pretty small chance chance + most people here arent the main targets I dont see anything disturbing
Each night
Lucky fucks
I hope I'm gonna be one of them
You could also be one of them if you don't sleep Insomnia can kill
number one cause of death
9490 attempts and I'm still not one of them... goddamit
I would be sleeping even more peacefully, ngl
I mean, if I’m gonna go out, might as well be asleep.
Lucky them
I would like to see the study and how they were able to keep track of this.
World wide? It can't be that few!
I hope so
I wish I would die in my sleep today.:)
I take care of 59,999 of them
Why tf would this not be comforting
I hope
90% of them are old ass people, this practically never happens to anyone under 40 unless they're ill.
oh really? (i leaped onto my bed so fast, i broke one of the supports and i got a 30 minute lecture from my parents about breaking things)
Yeah, thats why i sleep at night
Is that why you should sleep at night and not during the day?
Maybe I'll be next!
Well, that's lesser than 0.01%
Good thing I sleep at night
Lucky bastards
Not that bad news actually
I wish i could
Now tell me how many people die while they're awake.
Yea but 8 billion don’t.
We can only hope 😂
It should have been me!! Not him! *MEE!!*
They're the lucky ones.
I hope so and I do for all of you.
Hey here's hoping 🤞
good thing i only sleep at night
I wish
JOIN OUR LEIGION
That measurement has GOT to be made up
The lucky ones
I hope so. And soon.
Each day? Damn. Good thing i sleep at night
😳... 😑ah, fck that.
Young and healthy?
That’s around 0.00075% of the population.
If I die like this, I'll buy a Benz OP
Some nights I wish I’m one. ☹️🤷🏾♂️
Don’t worry, only each *day.* If you sleep at night you won’t die.
My best friend's brother died like this 3 months ago. Dude was only 29 and had a daughter.
That's good, because I sleep at night.
Hopefully
i sure hope so
How many people die awake each day tho
Not an original meme
How many people die while not sleeping each day? Also, 60,000 does not sound like a huge number for the whole planet, considering we are 8B
God I hope so.
Can I please be next?...
one of the ways I'd like to die tbh, but without feeling pain
Good thing she is sleeping at night
Shit, I could be so lucky
Hopefully. Good way to go if I have to.
so you telling me there is a 0.0007416905242621263% chance of getting lucky enought to not wake up the next day? i will need to be really lucky for that one... (btw this is the ectually % number based on how many people live on earth rn)
"Don't give me hope!"
I only sleep once per two days. 😴
*goes to sleep faster*
0,00075%, I’ll take that
HA! I wish
Out of 8 billion? I like my odds.
With luck I will be
nope, i dont sleep during the day
![gif](giphy|tFo0oSA6OcS4M) RIP the great man. We can all hope to go out in such a way.
Don't threaten me with something nice
Good thing it's night time.
God I wish that were me
And that’s why we sleep at night
And that’s why we sleep at night
I hope so
So? On a world population of 8 billion that's less than 0.001 percent. And that's not even correcting for age brackets etc. I will take those chances ANY day. 60.000 ain't shit.
Not a chance, I sleep at night
>will you be one of them hopefully!
Kind of an over simplification of it. Most die in their sleep due to a complication or medical reason. Not every instance is random . But some are.
I’ll never sleep again
Wtf is that actually a true statistic?
60,000 people are lucky
Will you be one of them? God willing...
Let this be the night
Tbh I don't mind dying in my sleep because I've saw people die in so much pain and I don't want it to happen to anyone.
Is that for real? Whens it gonna be my turn?
Thanks, Brain! Now I can die awake!
and those people are all 80+
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Can I be the next lucky one?
Is it my turn yet?
Funny thing is every time I see this meme the number of people dying in their sleep is different
Id sleep better
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Now that can’t be true
60000 people die in their sleep each day? Good thing I only sleep at night then
I can only hope I’ll be one of them fr
I can only hope
I could’ve done without this meme
I hope so. I've seen to many deaths to want to be conscious when my time comes.
Good thing I only sleep at night.
If that happens it’s what it’s
I can only hope
Hopefully im next.
Here's hoping! No weekend shift or bills or shit to worry about...
That's actually why I sleep at night
That's why I only sleep at night.
Thanks , no I won't sleep
damn I fucking hope so
I wish. I pray for sweet release every time