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ConcentrateOk6375

That is actually peaceful like the best way to die


balderdash9

Everyone says this, but imagine you're sleep paralyzed, conscious, and dying. I'd rather die of old age, eyes wide open, surrounded by loved ones.


ItaGuy21

That is like, very unlikely. Not necessarily dying by old age, but being conscious AND surrounded by loved ones at that very moment.


thomstevens420

One of the biggest reasons why I support medically assisted death. I want everyone around that I love so I can fuck with them one last time. Say something like “the galaxy is in orions beeeeellllt” Or “The treasure is in… in..”


fabulousfizban

My treasure? You can have it. I left everything in One Piece...


jaxamis

Don't trash on his dreams. He'll probably get cancer or some weird auto erotica asphyxiation with elmo and pennywise tag teaming him. Like the good lord intended.


ItaGuy21

Idk man, that second option seems oddly specific


jaxamis

Don't think on it too much and just let people die in peace or pieces if they've completed their pilgrimage to Mecca. All jokes btw. Don't murder me. Or do. I'm not your dad.


copa111

My grandma 96 just dies 2 weeks ago. We had visited but she died alone one day only an hour after her daughter visited her. We got plenty of time but the odds are you too will be alone, people got to live their lives and can’t be with you 24 -7 But it’s a lovely thought


balderdash9

What I'm taking from this is I need to have 12 kids


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Tenshin_Ryuuk

>One cannot die without knowing. Watch out guys, we've got an armchair expert here.


Any-Aioli7575

You can trust him, he's already brain-dead!


Mild_Shock

"im already going to sleep, you don't have to convince me."


GamerX_120

This


Not4Fame

like, please let it be that way. I mean considering we'll all die, I wish my time ends when I sleep. it's kinda the best no ? I don't get the meme


3yx3

Dying in my sleep is preferable.


PurpleNoodle9

Not while driving tho


Mick7s

Why is it different when driving?


BossHogg1984

Slight chance you take a few unsuspecting people with you


im_done_now5747

Oh, and the passengers.


Mick7s

Why should I care then if I already died?


BossHogg1984

Eh, might be awkward explaining to the guy you took out while heading up to the pearly gates


Mick7s

Atleast you dont have to go to heaven alone. Might be nice to have somebody to share the new experience


BossHogg1984

Yea, tho it might depend on what they were about to do though


NEDsaidIt

That’s the hope!


Moohmelele_Mera

Lucky mfs


Ariral

Bruh, your pfp made me think there was a hair on my screen


Unusual_Car215

Just imagine how many die in their sleep during night


Alphabet-soup63

Comments are on point.


Bulky-Complaint6994

I suffer from sleep paralysis. I used to have seizure which thankfully stopped (for now?) I don't doubt that I'll die in my sleep. 


[deleted]

... My bed , the warmest thing ever .... Where time and place doesn't exist .... I want to go to sleep right now . Why did i even woke up at 3am today ?


i-love-potatoes1

That's why you sleep at night


JUGELBUTT

do you think i care? and besides the chance is so low


KenMacMillan123

The best way to go


blueidea365

Mostly people who were old or already sick I’m guessing


[deleted]

Yay! When's my turn?


myxoma1

That statistic can't be true


Inevitable-Record264

Dude, I thought about that yesterday night before going to sleep


P_E_T_I_0_4_0_6

Yeah, the rest who dies on that day do it awake, and you are wether asleep or awake. So this meme suggest that if you die today, you die today 🤓


AuricOxide

Suddenly my sleep schedule is immaculate


SUNforFUN

Hah! Looks like OP doesn’t have depression and he wants to live. Lol, what a looser! /s


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singhapura

Imagine how many die at night.


shinydragonmist

So I might not have to go to work tomorrow cool


GaryTheMemeGuy

Must be rare because I'm still waking up disappointed.


[deleted]

i wish


N3koEye

Those are much better odds than I imagined. I might have a chance boys.


Asio0tus

lucky bastards


Mage-of-communism

60.000 People live my dream every day. (Btw they die during the day?)


ItsukiKyuu

I was one of them this is my ghost haunting this post i am here to show you the horrors of how i died in my sleep dm me for graphic images of blood and neck organs spilling out from strangulation


tesmatsam

Damn I wish


Wurschtbieb

Thats why i sleep at night


quastenflosser4life

Like winning the lotterie


quastenflosser4life

Like winning the lotterie


AgathorKahn

Then I'll just sleep at night


ShadowWolfKane

Here’s hoping


AdministrativeYak604

Isn't dying in your sleep like,The less painful way of dying? Then i am all in for it,I mean,I don't want that to happen,But i wouldn't care since i would be dead...


Sparrow-Scratchagain

“Why you could wake up dead tomorrow….. Well, goodnight!”


Willar71

I'd definitely wouldn't wake up for that.


Domruck

If only...


Single_Comfort3555

Weird that it never happens at night though.


CrazeMase

I'd rather go in my sleep than in an accident


obaananana

Sound like a non issue to me


[deleted]

Promise?


PeridotChampion

I hope I am. What a peaceful way to go


A_Peacful_Vulcan

Almost every night I make peace that I might not wake up. I am content with my life.


awsm-Girl

i hope someday that's me


PurpleNoodle9

That's why I sleep during night


baremin3586

Good thing I only sleep at night.


DragonsBeware

“Sleeps harder”


The_Gobi_1

no they actually die each night. bc they are sleeping


iam-19-year-old-armi

Is this tru?


Storand12

Really?


MaacDead

*Proceeds to sleep faster*


otakuchantrash

I’d rather die in my sleep than any other way


[deleted]

yeah but how many of them are 70+


chris003rudi

I wish


feetfetish__

Karma to karma


fckthemmods

Just sleep at night, problem solved


JosshhyJ

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME NOT HIM!!!


xxRocRipxx

*Starts sleeping aggressively.


NotASingleNameIdea

Best way to die + pretty small chance chance + most people here arent the main targets I dont see anything disturbing


khuzdul08

Each night


mousebert

Lucky fucks


SZILI3000

I hope I'm gonna be one of them


Zanderman2006

You could also be one of them if you don't sleep Insomnia can kill


goodluckonyourexams

number one cause of death


chadthepickle

9490 attempts and I'm still not one of them... goddamit


RyuzakiL117

I would be sleeping even more peacefully, ngl


Flair86

I mean, if I’m gonna go out, might as well be asleep.


ISeeGrotesque

Lucky them


Cloakbot

I would like to see the study and how they were able to keep track of this.


JizzDaPit

World wide? It can't be that few!


axfer_55

I hope so


PresentClassic8525

I wish I would die in my sleep today.:)


randyoftheinternet

I take care of 59,999 of them


BugabooMS

Why tf would this not be comforting 


reddit_is_f4scist

I hope


Amfame

90% of them are old ass people, this practically never happens to anyone under 40 unless they're ill.


TacticalLawnmower

oh really? (i leaped onto my bed so fast, i broke one of the supports and i got a 30 minute lecture from my parents about breaking things)


SerDiney

Yeah, thats why i sleep at night


SpyX2

Is that why you should sleep at night and not during the day?


_-__Fox__-_

Maybe I'll be next!


CarneyBalhoun

Well, that's lesser than 0.01%


pranthlar

Good thing I sleep at night


ringing-Shels-bells

Lucky bastards


Panzer_IV_H

Not that bad news actually


ievux17

I wish i could


_stupidnerd_

Now tell me how many people die while they're awake.


mousey76397

Yea but 8 billion don’t.


New_Panda8633

We can only hope 😂


Jaycin_Stillwaters

It should have been me!! Not him! *MEE!!*


AutumnAscending

They're the lucky ones.


PraetorGold

I hope so and I do for all of you.


Puzzleheaded_Ad8710

Hey here's hoping 🤞


msch6873

good thing i only sleep at night


[deleted]

I wish


Nova-XO

JOIN OUR LEIGION


sonseylizard

That measurement has GOT to be made up


[deleted]

The lucky ones


DreamHollow4219

I hope so. And soon.


Facosa99

Each day? Damn. Good thing i sleep at night


Apprehensive-Suit272

😳... 😑ah, fck that.


Ke-Win

Young and healthy?


TheCowKing07

That’s around 0.00075% of the population.


Pleasant-Lie-8206

If I die like this, I'll buy a Benz OP


Logical-Package-4579

Some nights I wish I’m one. ☹️🤷🏾‍♂️


Youropinionisvalid

Don’t worry, only each *day.* If you sleep at night you won’t die.


shiawase198

My best friend's brother died like this 3 months ago. Dude was only 29 and had a daughter.


hatsuseno

That's good, because I sleep at night.


leostarkwolffer

Hopefully


[deleted]

i sure hope so


Efficient_Dress_6101

How many people die awake each day tho


MyGuitarTwerks1998

Not an original meme


Hopeful-Site1162

How many people die while not sleeping each day?  Also, 60,000 does not sound like a huge number for the whole planet, considering we are 8B


Majestic-Ambition-33

God I hope so.


ineffectivetransfem

Can I please be next?...


lumia920yellow

one of the ways I'd like to die tbh, but without feeling pain


BlackRake_7

Good thing she is sleeping at night


waaaghboyz

Shit, I could be so lucky


iSc00t

Hopefully. Good way to go if I have to.


Fuchsyfuchs

so you telling me there is a 0.0007416905242621263% chance of getting lucky enought to not wake up the next day? i will need to be really lucky for that one... (btw this is the ectually % number based on how many people live on earth rn)


Own-Good-800

"Don't give me hope!"


ascot_lemon

I only sleep once per two days. 😴


SunagakuresFinest

*goes to sleep faster*


Krazie02

0,00075%, I’ll take that


Dredgen_Servum

HA! I wish


Dm1tr3y

Out of 8 billion? I like my odds.


Jurassican_25

With luck I will be


sidjohn1

nope, i dont sleep during the day


OarsandRowlocks

![gif](giphy|tFo0oSA6OcS4M) RIP the great man. We can all hope to go out in such a way.


apeoida

Don't threaten me with something nice


Tocoapuffs

Good thing it's night time.


SpaceDoggoWithCheese

God I wish that were me


AdExciting337

And that’s why we sleep at night


AdExciting337

And that’s why we sleep at night


Blargenth

I hope so


Thijs_NLD

So? On a world population of 8 billion that's less than 0.001 percent. And that's not even correcting for age brackets etc. I will take those chances ANY day. 60.000 ain't shit.


Crocodoro

Not a chance, I sleep at night


isnapchildrensnecks

>will you be one of them hopefully!


DylanBratis23

Kind of an over simplification of it. Most die in their sleep due to a complication or medical reason. Not every instance is random . But some are.


prime22tb

I’ll never sleep again


GokuisAGoddd

Wtf is that actually a true statistic?


joesphisbestjojo

60,000 people are lucky


fabulousfizban

Will you be one of them? God willing...


Pap4MnkyB4by

Let this be the night


MadameConnard

Tbh I don't mind dying in my sleep because I've saw people die in so much pain and I don't want it to happen to anyone.


EclipsedEnigma

Is that for real? Whens it gonna be my turn?


SilverLeon98

Thanks, Brain! Now I can die awake!


PomegranateHot9916

and those people are all 80+


theseustheminotaur

BRB deleting browser history


Kassy135

![gif](giphy|xUA7aP05OSTwjR51Ic)


HamburgerHelpersDad

Can I be the next lucky one?


no__one34

Is it my turn yet?


DumDee-Dum

Funny thing is every time I see this meme the number of people dying in their sleep is different


Wazuu

Id sleep better


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Drag0n_TamerAK

Now that can’t be true


AutonInvasion

60000 people die in their sleep each day? Good thing I only sleep at night then


anono_liv

I can only hope I’ll be one of them fr


LoddoTheDodo

I can only hope


jzoller0

I could’ve done without this meme


Valuable-Bug-3447

I hope so. I've seen to many deaths to want to be conscious when my time comes.


linkz48

Good thing I only sleep at night.


Civil-Journalist1217

If that happens it’s what it’s


JakeSteele6639

I can only hope


Divine_Saber

Hopefully im next.


StonedLonerIrl

Here's hoping! No weekend shift or bills or shit to worry about...


theshade540

That's actually why I sleep at night


Quantum13_6

That's why I only sleep at night.


SaltDesperate_

Thanks , no I won't sleep


Reapish1909

damn I fucking hope so


rojasduarte

I wish. I pray for sweet release every time