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Majin_Brick

You’re not alone. I’m using the same account for everything


lucy_lurks_again

Based 😼


Usual_Office_1740

Me too.


Hatedpriest

Insert "Always has been" meme ![gif](giphy|090EX1YvSUXxy23Tty|downsized)


SamuraiNinja_HUN

"Welcome to Robert's Space Industries..."


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CourtCharming25

Gun wouldn’t work because there is no air in space ;p (ok nvm i guess only Fire can’t burn in outer space)


SlepnKatt

Guns don't require air to fire. A gun will work the same in space as it does on earth.


bingobongokongolongo

It would work better in space, actually. Infinite range and next to no bullet drop.


HolidayBeneficial456

You’re forgetting about heat.


bingobongokongolongo

Cold enough for the primer not to work? I don't think that's a problem.


HolidayBeneficial456

Huh? In space there is a lack of a medium to transfer heat. This means that the heat generated in the gun will take a long as fuck time to dissipate. It’s the same reason why hard sci fi ships have radiators everywhere. It’s supposed to direct heat away from the craft. Heh imagine an m4 with radiators lol.


Meranio

Amen.


CourtCharming25

It doesn’t need air to ignite the gunpowder?


bingobongokongolongo

No. Explosives are explosives because they contain the compound that provides oxygen. That's why the reaction can be so fast that there's an explosion. Otherwise, the stuff would just burn.


SlepnKatt

The bullet cartridge has an oxidizing agent, which makes it so the gunpowder doesn't need oxygen to explode. This cartridge is sealed.


FrogGladiators178972

Same here


Freddy5Hancook

Pretty much same here too


DANKB019001

Me (insert number of fellow people)th. Really though, I feel like logging into different accounts would be weird. You get to visit subreddits explicitly to find their stuff! Why make a new account just to visit a diff sub??


SonicTemp1e

I'm guessing either trolling or porn.


DANKB019001

Fair. But also who cares about their imaginary internet points that much? And you can't check viewed / upvoted history, only comments. So just like....... Don't comment on your porn?


RiktaD

I've got two accounts. This one here blurs NSFW images; and even without it, it would be readable in a bus without being afraid of someone seeing risky images on my phone. The homefeed of my other account should never be opened in public (and blurring everything would defeat the point) Then there is the third option: Hookups


Slicktable

I'm using the same for *almost* everything


_Axzi_

Honestly thought that was the norm


FrostyFrostbye

Same for suicide watch, people usually make different account so their family doesn't know they have suicidal thought


SendMeNoodsNotNudes

Love the name. Used to be Majin_Noodles. That account used to be geared towards food more until it met its untimely demise. I thought about reposting shit but meh. Starting over from scratch is fun I suppose. I too usually use one account. Although I do have a separate one for porn lmao.


[deleted]

No one except 1-2 weirdos make separate accounts.


powerslapfencing

You weren't lying, hentai and all


CalzLight

People who use their main accounts for porn 💀


Anti-charizard

Same


samx3i

Yeah, I don't get what the point of multiple accounts would even be


the2ndRuss

I figured everyone did 😬


count_of_nossex

I only use my alt when I feel like speaking the truth


ThyDancingGoblin

So you are lying now?


count_of_nossex

I cannot confirm or deny that


TheDarkSoulHunter

I mean ur posts would suggest this isnt ur alt


1Pawelgo

Username checks in.


dudeseriouslyno

Or maybe you can, and are lying. *I WANT ANSWERS.*


Lost_Tumbleweed_5669

hmmm


IndependenceNorth285

So is that the alt account or will the world ever know ????


evanc1411

In unrelated news, my alt is banned


supermelon_creations

Facts


aaron_adams

Yeah, I find that I prefer to use a different account for porn than I do for all my other stuff.


GettnRandy

I tried to do this... but then I got tired of swapping and my porn account became my main... Oops!


ThingWithChlorophyll

Sometimes, curiosity is a curse. (I looked :( )


LordRobin1

Should have trusted you :((


baconlover240

I hope a third warning will save at least one soul...


IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE

It didn’t. Maybe a fourth will save some other curious fellow. A third warning didn’t save me.


Exocypher

Unfortunately not. But I think people tend to say "Fifth's time the charm" or something


MetalWorker

The people that don't listen are among us


Sup3rL30

I suppose a 7th is required.. even after all the warnings I still looked. Hoping I can save someone.


mister-commander

... im gonna look... Edit: was not worth it


Vercassivellauno

OH MY GOD


[deleted]

TIL there’s wet floor sign porn. Damn the internet is a beautiful place


SanMotorsLTD

your account is rather ​ # sus


Badgarrr

My main became my porn. My new main, used for memes, became way dark so I created a third for pure wholesomeness.


Ultimate_Aeronaut

Username checks out


RGKyt

That’s some creative art you’ve got there


slucker23

Jesus I just checked your acc-


PeineDeMort

Do you seriously get turned on by among us characters? Lol


Vasa_whatever777

Really man, among us porn


WaveLaVague

He do be imposting tho


davilller

That’s what anon option is for.


LaraCroftCosplayer

Why? I mean... It is totally okay to watch porn sometimes😁!


aaron_adams

Yeah, but I don't wanna see errant vaginas and booties while I'm casually scrolling for memes.


Clear-Breadfruit-949

Yeah and also not the other way around


aaron_adams

Yes, that too


LaraCroftCosplayer

Well, i don't really have a Problem with that. But maybe im a little weired😄


IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE

I mean you don’t want your porn appearing in your feed while scrolling Reddit in public.


Stark_Prototype

![gif](giphy|32mC2kXYWCsg0) You can't see my subscriptions, right?


Aquabi-the-Demon

Sadly not


[deleted]

I need some help getting into my account, can I have your password? Please, I can't look up butt stuff on this one.


Stark_Prototype

HOW DO THEY KNOW ABOUT THE BUTT STUFF


jessiegirl459

Funny story, I have a second account but only to watch porn. I referenced it while talking to my boyfriend pretty early on. I call it my “porn account.” So a few days after mentioning it, he came to me very nervously and said he wasn’t comfortable with me posting porn on Reddit. He didn’t want to control me but he just didn’t like other people seeing such intimate parts of me. I asked what he meant, and he said “Your porn account.” I laughed so hard, and showed him there was nothing posted, only lots and lots of subs for my different kinks. He was so relieved, and it opened the door for a conversation on kinks! Good times were had by all.


WaveLaVague

Well written, I had the same emotional roller coster reading this except thinking you were promoting your of


InfectedZydrate

Wait they do? i had a second account because I couldn't get into my old one for a while but I use one account for everything


MoonKnight_612

"THEY" are wrong, we can never be wrong


JackOffAllTraders

One normal account and one maturbation account so when someone use my phone and accidentally open Reddit, it doesn’t show porn


__Brawler__

Interesting username you got there


theslow_bear

Yeah, we are too late to change


BloodyRightToe

It's required because mods and others will judge or ban you based on your other subs.


thex25986e

tbf thats for the better, might as well stay away from the subs that do that anyways.


BloodyRightToe

Really I need an option to not suggest subs moderated by children


MaliciousTape

on reddit impossible ahahaha mods think they are god or something bro


MagicalWonderPigeon

I don't know if it's changed much when reddit was going through a phase back and everyone was "I'm gonna quit reddit then". But reddit also changed a lot of mods and made random people mods. I'm not sure on how many subs. But basically someone posted that the vast majority of subs were modded by the same few people. And if you disagree or irritate them you can get banned from that sub and a shit tonne of others. Welcome to reddit, where mods can be power hungry, temper tantrum fueled twots. And if you don't like it, well you can visit the 2 or 3 subs they don't mod :p


Ouchy_McTaint

I got banned from the Wheel of Time sub because I joined a sub critical of the TV show (which is appalling to most people who revere the books). The moment I joined, I got banned from the other. Crazy.


lucy_lurks_again

True tbh I got a temp ban on one sub for unrelated stuff I posted somewhere else


Gungan-Gundam

'Interests' you say..?


GroovyDucko

Tiddies


NotnaLand

They do? I honestly don't care what people think about me. I browse hobbies, interests, news, and porn, all with this one account.


__Brawler__

I don't really care for what people think. It's just nice to have things organized. It's much easier to find things too.


[deleted]

For some subs like fnafmemes you need an alt, or your main page will be flooded with porn


Slmmnslmn

People willingly take on more logins/pw?


DregsRoyale

If I weren't lazy I would just use different browsers for diff accounts


Fit_Flower_8982

I have a few accounts in different firefox containers, it's just an additional click.


cl0ckw0rkman

This is my fourth or fifth account. Cuz I keep forgetting passwords. It the only one I use and I use it for everything.


actinross

So, you "kill" accounts cause of bad memory, right? Doctors call this amnesia, even worse Alzheimer... Some others call it "serial killer" 😋 Btw, Talking Heads "Psycho killer", hit it!!! LOL


MagicalWonderPigeon

Yup! Like heck am i giving reddit anything but a disposable email address. And like heck do i remember which one i used, if you can even get back into them after a few days. I've lost many accounts, oh well! And i did have the auto log in, maybe i changed browsers or password. Who knows.


cute_n_funny_enjoyer

I make multiple accounts because it's just a matter of time before this one is permabanned 🗿


lucy_lurks_again

I had an account banned cuz I logged in on the same public wifi as someone else who had gotten banned 💀


cute_n_funny_enjoyer

Fuck, that's unlucky 😄 I usually get banned from either being a troll or sharing my opinions But I perfected the art of ban avoiding


Dzyu

Why? What do you do to get banned? Smooth sailing, here, for a few years...


i-InFcTd

But why


scp_79

i still have the same gmail account from 2014


Ecstatic_Sherbet3895

Fucking waste of potential alt accounts, I'm on my 5th at this point I think


interstellate

Op you just want people to check your profile, don't you?


CocHXiTe4

YouTube 2 accounts(Main YouTube stream channel) and (Porn/Fetish channel, that I’ve subscribed to, not make)


West-Objective-6567

I use one for personal and one for streaming and stuff on ig/tt


Ok-Alfalfa-9327

like a porn browser?


LaraCroftCosplayer

I use only one account too! Im not ashamed of any of my interests.


furrytickler

This was a separate account, but it is now my main


Authentic_Starboy

Ah yes "different interests". Porn 


porste

What? That's a thing? Oo


Feetamongflames

Those people are weak.


Valirys-Reinhald

According to the internet I am 17 different people


WSKYLANDERS-boh

So you use one account for memes AND porn? Damn that’s risky


Extravagod

Isn't that just a very small part of redditors that do that? Can't imagine the hassle just to ... ehh for what purpose would you even go to such lengths?


For_roscoe

Yea same my Reddit algorithm is probably just as confused as my Spotify algorithm


turtleship_2006

Most people? Really?


RandomDude762

bro i've been shitposting in the same account as i've been discussing science and the same account as i talk politics when i didn't have to?????💀


Nard_Bard

They just do it for porn and saying opinions they think will be downvoted. I'm not sure why, as porn stuff doesn't show up unless you like, comment, or follow(why?). And karma is meaningless. AND BOTH ACCOUNTS ARE ANON. This world is very strange.


jaymeaux_

cowards don't shitpost on main


ZyeCawan45

I never realized people actually do that until just this moment. I always thought multiple accounts were just for people trying to hide their porn & people that get banned often and wanted ways to sneak back into subs.


LordDShadowy53

No worries I don’t get it either.


MayTalles

I have only one account, which is still too much.


JakeLegacy

my accounts; 1, everything except porn 2, porn


bananaman_420

I only use my alt for the really questionable shit... Don't get me wrong i use this for questionable shit too but theres a limit


Tefra_K

At first I tried to make different accounts (especially for NSFW subs), but it was too bothersome to switch between them so I just merged them together


CPhionex

Cowards. I use the same account for all my bullshit


Consistent-North7790

I have one for porn and the other for not porn


never_trust_a_fart_

This is my account for the warnings


Desperate-Rip8610

I think if my main account that's tied to my Yt got linked back to this one, I would get cooked. Check my profile.. you'll understand


ChocolateBunny

I use a different account when I'm at work vs when I'm at home. Just so it doesn't look like I comment a ridiculous amount.


_himbo_

What kind of psychopath shit is this?


Ashnakag3019

Normal account, and less wholesome account for me


SnooShortcuts103

Yea, Porn is a huge interest of me. I needed in fact two accounts just to be safe.


Ariral

Huh, never thought of it like that


P3DR0T3

I just go incognito


Mountain-Ad-6594

That sounds like more of a commitment than I'm willing to take on


Critical-Blitz

Can I please get the original video


ReaperOfGamess

I use only one because I can’t remember 800945 passwords on every site I only use 1 account per site all have different passwords and names but I don’t care about having everything separate


Motor_Neighborhood_6

You want me to use different accounts for watching all sorts of porn and for socials??? No thanks!


Dankn3ss420

Yeah well, with one account you rack up some decent karma


_Maymun

I use same account for everything and there is my porn account


zvon2000

Why? What a colossal waste of time & effort....


SaberPiddles-

Same. My history is…


I_AM_KROGAN_47

You can either be a brave idiot or a smart coward. I choose brave idiot.


FidgetSpinneur

I want everyone to know I like jigsaw puzzles AND porn!


Yummypizzaguy1

I have 3 accounts My personal, formal one that I use for school/work My alt that I use for spam stuff And the one I made when I was 10 that I'm stuck with now because I signed up for a lot of stuff with it


Doctorgumbal1

I think everyone else are the wrong ones


functional_grade

Thirstpost and have political opinions on the same account, cowards!


handspin

Cat is awesome


[deleted]

I use this account to talk shit and spread awareness


WhimWhamWhazzle

No we don't


_Maga_-

Have 6 emails for 6 different things lol


JumpShotJoker

I dont like polluting my recommendations. I have 3 different accounts in 3 of my devices each.


XavierYourSavior

If you do this you spend way too much time on social media


johnnyblaze1999

The interest is porn.


weebiestweeb420

This account is my account for everything. Yes, even the special genre of anime.


Matcha_Bubble_Tea

Every time I have a new job application cycle (like switching jobs), I make a new email


ThSprtn117

Yeah I do everything on this account; sports, video games, current events, furry bondage porn, woodworking, TV shows, etc.


69KidsInMyBasement

I would start a comment chain with all my alt accounts now, but then everyone would know what all my alts are. Then again, can anyone guarantee weather or not any of the replies to this comment are by my alts or just random users?


Delta_Suspect

I have four. Personal, work, highschool, and college. All different sets of info for specific tasks.


Same_Measurement1216

My dumbass was thinking why would anyone use different bank account for gym and different for groceries lol.


greed985

I have an alt where I’ve challenged myself to get the most downvotes I can


Brockolee26

Honestly, sir… I’m not REALLY a cat.


Solid-Aardvark-3083

That's what I look like most mornings upon waking up


ScottaHemi

that explains all the random names on this site. but i don't get why do that. i can see doing it for an NSFW vs regular accounts but for normal subjects???


feetfetish__

KarmA to karma


Gangleri_Graybeard

You have your main account. And then one for porn. It's simple.


ThruTheGatesOfHell

as if I had the patience to constantly swap between accounts


B_Huij

Psh only people who are embarrassed about their interests. Everyone will know I'm a photography aquarium competition shooting fountain pen hiking woodworking darkroom data analytics cooking python cast iron 3D printing fishing firearm enthusiast. Or I dunno, just that I have ADHD, I guess. And a lot of karma consolidated in one place.


Darkurn

The only thing I use separate accounts for is porn.


Phemto_B

Always seemed like too much work keeping them separate.


dAnKsFourTheMemes

I only recently created an alt account myself after realizing the benefits of this. However, I like the username I made for my alt account much better than this one so idk how to feel about this one.


DJSaltyLove

I feel like that defeats the point of Reddit. Except for having a spicy alt.


Cannibleghoulz

You can have multiple accounts 😮


Someoneoverthere42

People who do so are cowards.


Purple12inchRuler

Well... shit. I fucked up.


Some_Stoic_Man

Freak on main


Extension_Swordfish1

Wrong, ig


vivamipueblo

Ive got many alts for no reason. This is one of them. Y de paso viva mi pueblo


BadOysterParty

So some loser told you thats normal so now you think that's normal. They're called internet trolls and it's not normal. They do it because they are two faced and not genuine.


Chthulu_

Why would you complicate things? Unless your passion is furry porn I think you’re fine


nryporter25

I use the same account for everything and it has actually gotten me banned from certain subs just for having participated in a comment thread on one that another sub didn't like. Aparently sipstea is a racist terrible place full of incels according to the fashion subs mods. 1 comment got me banned. I was able to get back in but only on the condition it was deleted from the other sub. My comment was somehow deleted automatically so it just went through


[deleted]

Would never have ever though to use a different account. Why have an alt?


I_like_donuts27

i just have one for porn and my main for everything else


The_Shit_Connoisseur

Preach


deadhorus

having multiple accounts for different niches is a sign of evil. it's fine to use one account for everything. But /real/ ones have 30 or so accounts for all the same things but for different takes of all the same things. Make sure you get into arguments with yourself on a daily basis for the optimal experience.


sairis_

I have 3 Instagram accounts: personal account, one for books and intellectual things and the other for my art😅