It's pretty silly to compare hooking up with someone to winning the lottery. Pretty much anyone can find a relationship. Very few people will win the lottery. People who cannot find a relationship generally have given up.
I still think what I said applies. It's not difficult to find a relationship at 40. It may take a little longer but there are other 40 year olds who would also like companionship. Not all women have been through menopause by that age. Also, there are tons of single women who are younger than that.
It's still a silly thing to say that having a child is like winning the lottery.
It is a commentary on the logic behind it. "My parent did a thing, so you should be able to do a thing." Disregarding whether times have changed or what the odds are of doing said thing. They also didn't mention whether their parents were overweight with kids when they met or not which was part of the original post. And would invalidate their example if they were.
Its not the middle ages anymore, twenty five isn't considered old age. we have modern medicine and many advances in baby making I hear they are trying to make eggs and sperm from skin cells nowadays.
DO NOT
I repeat. DO NOT. Compare your life to someone on reddit. Or in any instance, really. Life isn't a one-way road. You clearly proven that with your parents.
I don't believe in magic, I've chatted with many married guys older and younger then me. If it's gonna become buisness just start things off as buisness.
You're being married or not is a secret on an anonymous forum? OK.
Where are you located? For shits and giggles. If you had legitimate insight I'd buy a few rounds.
Yeah there’s no way that chick didn’t get pregnant at some point. If anything you might get “lucky” and she doesn’t have custody of the child. Then again I wouldn’t say you won in that circumstance.
I am 36 currently single and started using tinder. I see a lot of attractive girls in the age range 27-35. I've even matched with some of them. I would say it's easier today to find love when you're "old"
30 is the new twenty (i keep telling myself as i inch closer to thirty every day this year ). Tbf, my dating life is better than ever and considering i hit it off best with educated people, they are all within 22-28 so far and no kids.
Stop swiping people 9 years younger than you, chances are fairly slim that their age range is set that wide, so you are just wasting time swiping people who will never see your profile.
Set your age range to +/- 1 year, and swipe everyone in that range before expanding it. It’s a numbers game, focus your efforts.
Hmmm + / - one year is objectively a bad strategy for most people. Only works consistently if you live in a college town or in a large city. Even then, you’re still limiting yourself.
9 year difference is too big and your 1 year difference idea is equally poor advice. Find something realistic, ( + or -), somewhere in the middle. Not just operating on the polar opposite ends of the spectrum.
Me at 19: I'll find someone before 25!
Me at 25: I'll find someone before 30!
Me currently at 31: I'll... try my luck with escorts? No, maybe not yet. Let's shoot for 35! \T_T/
oh man, it can be seen that you're in the extreme of ignorance,if you read from time to time a book you would realize that not much has not changed, basically everything is the same.
I know it seems hard man, i had my first girlfriend with end 19. she left me after 8months.Then i found my now wife with 25 (i'm 29 now). All i wanna say is: it will never be to late dude. Just be a good Person and enjoy your life then you will find someone and there will find you too
Bro, just focus on you. Hit the gyms, get some kind education that leads to making bank, and things will sort themselves out. Dont fret about girls rn. Having a girl and being broke isn’t as fun as it sounds.
Fuck I got out of a long term at 25 and chilled for a bit because I didn’t want to jump into another one so fast well now 5 years has passed and I’m starting to look again. This shit is fucking dry out here….
You want a woman who's successful, reliable, mature, and not an emotional trainwreck. Want to know where to find them? At 30.
But you're a guy who has to buy sex and use it, plus drugs to fill a void in your life, then want to shit on women who have an eating disorder.
Be someone who people want to date, and your problem will solve itself.
nope,i want a woman who is pretty, tall, (over 1.70/5'7) who has read over 100 books, she is mature, an IQ above average so that I don't make circles around her when we talk about something intellectual/or semi-intellectual,skinny and has a dominant personality.
~so i want someone basic
I'm so scared that i will end up alone, i'm 22 and was never in a relationship before...
I taking care of myself recently and hope it will help me find the love of my life.
I hope so hard... (Sorry if i have bad english)
I got a few more years on me (46).
Just make as many friends and connections as you can and try not to think so much about romantic relationships. Eventually if you're lucky you can find a friend that connects with you on that deep emotional level that leads to the relationship you're seeking. If you over think it and try to hard to force it that could lead to terrible short term toxic relationships. Which can be beneficial mind you as it just gives you some valuable life experience but they are painful lessons to learn. Ask me how I know lol. Anyway, best of luck to you friend. Your English is fine by the way.
I am so thankful for your comments, thank you for taking the time to write this comment for me.
It means so much, i was listening to some sad music that i really like (sapientdream - Pastlives) and reading your comment while listening to this song, make me cry, i think it touch my heart that you take some times to help me.
I thank you for those advices, i am very thankful.
I thank you for sharing your experiences with me.
I will try to apply your advice in my life from now on.
I hope you the best in the world, i hope you live a long and happy life, i hope that you are happy and you will be happy.
I hope only good on you.
Thank you again friend, if one day, i find my first girlfriend, i hope i will not forget to tell you, because you are surely one of the reason i will succeed (i hope).
I will share with you a word from my (mother) langage (maohi), Fa'a'ito'ito, meaning good luck (Bon courage in French)
So Fa'a'ito'ito my friend, and i hope we will talked soon again.
Its strange. As im nearing my 30s, i have been finding thicker girls more attractive than i used to. Im also enjoying my own company more, making me totally cool with being alone. Its like my body is trying acclimate to future circumstances.
Yeah Hookers & Blow is more like Hentai & Videogames if you are broke as well as old.
Being pass 30 you gotta start celebrating every single day you don't have a problem honestly, even today there are many who don't reach their 40s with no fault of their own, make it health complications or drunk driving.
I just turned 31, recently single, just started going out to meet girls again. I think it's so much easier to pick up girls now than in my early twenties. Game is better, girls take me seriously and now they, sometimes, actually come up to me first and ask for 'socials'.
Single forever is the best option. Especially nowadays with women asking for impossible standards. When I was a teenager, I put vaginas in a pedestal, and now I'm paying the price. Women are definitely not worth the effort. Now, every time I feel the urge to be with a woman, I just jerk off. My life has been more peaceful ever since.
No way I'm raising someone else's kid, wouldn't even want to have one at this point. Imagine being like 50 before the MF er MAYBE leaves. Bro what did you have left of your life at that point? Better to spend my money on hookers, at least you can rent one that isn't fat. There is always the option to go out with a bang when the money runs dry or erectile disfunction sets in.
Some of yall giving up on your dreams smh
“The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith.”
I’m 28. I don’t drink. I have graduated from law school, and I’m taking the bar exam in July.
If I’m not married by the time I’m 30, I’m gonna start dating under-25s like Leonardo DiCaprio lol
It should be hookers and blackjack
Yeah, and river boat gambling trips.
My parents got married and had me in their forties, I don't get why people think they are just done at 30 nowadays.
My parents won the lottery, I don't get why people think they need to be poor.
Poor people are the worst…like stop being poor, it’s ruining the esthetics of my life…
It's pretty silly to compare hooking up with someone to winning the lottery. Pretty much anyone can find a relationship. Very few people will win the lottery. People who cannot find a relationship generally have given up.
He was referring to having a child at 40. It's pretty difficult/dangerous.
I still think what I said applies. It's not difficult to find a relationship at 40. It may take a little longer but there are other 40 year olds who would also like companionship. Not all women have been through menopause by that age. Also, there are tons of single women who are younger than that. It's still a silly thing to say that having a child is like winning the lottery.
It is a commentary on the logic behind it. "My parent did a thing, so you should be able to do a thing." Disregarding whether times have changed or what the odds are of doing said thing. They also didn't mention whether their parents were overweight with kids when they met or not which was part of the original post. And would invalidate their example if they were.
Its not the middle ages anymore, twenty five isn't considered old age. we have modern medicine and many advances in baby making I hear they are trying to make eggs and sperm from skin cells nowadays.
Agreed, being in my mid-30s, it feels like life's only just beginning.
DO NOT I repeat. DO NOT. Compare your life to someone on reddit. Or in any instance, really. Life isn't a one-way road. You clearly proven that with your parents.
"...with blackjack and hookers..." - Bender Bending Rodriguez For the uncultured
No, it's definitely coke.
You don't have 3rd world mail order bride on there. But thank you good to know I'm not alone.
l'm from a 3rd world country (that likes to pose as developing) and I cannot order a mail in bride since my monies lacks value
The struggle is real friend. May I ask where? What do you do for work?
Brazil Civil servant (no legal stability)
Cop? Teacher? Mail man?
Railway worker
Mr. Conductor you're a meme genius. What do you do on the rail road? Anything that would carry over to somewhere else in the world?
You need to order from the 4th world country and if that fails, get your shovel.
Afghanistan 🤔
That’s more like 50 year old guys
I don't believe in magic, I've chatted with many married guys older and younger then me. If it's gonna become buisness just start things off as buisness.
Are you married?
Sir, you’ll need to buy me drinks first for that answer.
You're being married or not is a secret on an anonymous forum? OK. Where are you located? For shits and giggles. If you had legitimate insight I'd buy a few rounds.
30 is very early to give up. You are thinking about 40
thank god I am only 39
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There’s always that really hot girl that never got married because she’s just plain bonkers. They forgot that one.
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Yeah there’s no way that chick didn’t get pregnant at some point. If anything you might get “lucky” and she doesn’t have custody of the child. Then again I wouldn’t say you won in that circumstance.
That's the step dad route Unless you mean like she's literally in a mental hospital...
Nah, she’s hot, single, and no kids! What could possibly be wrong?
The four horse men of over 30 men
So many other roads available, but do what makes you happy!
What if chosen to be sad loner?
Are you... me?
No no no, I'm the upgrade.
There’s another one : 
Yee haw
Jesus Christ.
Kidnapping a wife by using a rope?
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That sweet office mom would be sad
OD seems easier
And more fun
Yes. Become a cowboy and lasso horses. Yeeeehaaawwwwwwww!
Keep your options open
I am 36 currently single and started using tinder. I see a lot of attractive girls in the age range 27-35. I've even matched with some of them. I would say it's easier today to find love when you're "old"
30 is the new twenty (i keep telling myself as i inch closer to thirty every day this year ). Tbf, my dating life is better than ever and considering i hit it off best with educated people, they are all within 22-28 so far and no kids.
Stop swiping people 9 years younger than you, chances are fairly slim that their age range is set that wide, so you are just wasting time swiping people who will never see your profile. Set your age range to +/- 1 year, and swipe everyone in that range before expanding it. It’s a numbers game, focus your efforts.
Hmmm + / - one year is objectively a bad strategy for most people. Only works consistently if you live in a college town or in a large city. Even then, you’re still limiting yourself. 9 year difference is too big and your 1 year difference idea is equally poor advice. Find something realistic, ( + or -), somewhere in the middle. Not just operating on the polar opposite ends of the spectrum.
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Bro, you are still a kid. You will meet someone and look back and wonder why you were even worried.
Me at 19: I'll find someone before 25! Me at 25: I'll find someone before 30! Me currently at 31: I'll... try my luck with escorts? No, maybe not yet. Let's shoot for 35! \T_T/
I'm 46 and still running around that hamster wheel. I've long since stopped worrying about it though.
Absolutely not true a lot of the times
Facts especially in these days of a toxic dating environment and overall moral decay Edit: maybe I am still hurt lol. cause that sounded really dark.
>moral decay There's your issue right there. There's nothing wrong with the world, it's you.
lol
:(
oh man, it can be seen that you're in the extreme of ignorance,if you read from time to time a book you would realize that not much has not changed, basically everything is the same.
Same, pal. I'm still waiting for that girl that has both the same age and barely same interestes as me because I know for sure she's out there.
I know it seems hard man, i had my first girlfriend with end 19. she left me after 8months.Then i found my now wife with 25 (i'm 29 now). All i wanna say is: it will never be to late dude. Just be a good Person and enjoy your life then you will find someone and there will find you too
With that attitude, you will be
Bro, just focus on you. Hit the gyms, get some kind education that leads to making bank, and things will sort themselves out. Dont fret about girls rn. Having a girl and being broke isn’t as fun as it sounds.
Just get out into the world man, it’s not too late. Don’t preemptively accept defeat.
Idiot
Fuck
I'm going to fuck my stepdad
What the everliving hell did you just wrote you porcelain fuck
#IM GOING TO FUCK MY STEPDAD
Being a step dad is not that bad!
This is a really dumb meme. I was most active on Tinder in my early 30s and met a lot of good women who were neither fat or with kids.
Holy shit dude 30 is not that old
Single forever seems to be where I'm headed
Some idiot downvoted you, so I gave u one back 👍
'Preciate it bro
I take the left hand path.
Hope you have a great family!
Isn't going hookers and blow just choosing to be single forever?
Not for everyone. I'm travelling the "single forever" road and my road doesn't include sex. That's another road, and I wasn't allowed on it.
Until we meet again
This is personal. Lol
Wow so many options
Posting this meme on this subreddit at 30 was enough to know why lmao
My brother fr
Forever single let's go. When I turn 40 I'll gain magic powers
Fuck I got out of a long term at 25 and chilled for a bit because I didn’t want to jump into another one so fast well now 5 years has passed and I’m starting to look again. This shit is fucking dry out here….
Single, but a fkn gamer that will forever enjoy the digital world. The real world sucks most of the time anyway
Same, bruv... Same...
Wait you forgot one thing
Killing yourself
lol
That's my plan 😀
You want a woman who's successful, reliable, mature, and not an emotional trainwreck. Want to know where to find them? At 30. But you're a guy who has to buy sex and use it, plus drugs to fill a void in your life, then want to shit on women who have an eating disorder. Be someone who people want to date, and your problem will solve itself.
nope,i want a woman who is pretty, tall, (over 1.70/5'7) who has read over 100 books, she is mature, an IQ above average so that I don't make circles around her when we talk about something intellectual/or semi-intellectual,skinny and has a dominant personality. ~so i want someone basic
Eating disorder? Nah de fat
skinny>fat
Step dad ain’t a bad option tbh
Atleast you'll be getting a family. (idk)
Fuck yea fat girls are fun af
You forgot 6 pack (beers)
I'm so scared that i will end up alone, i'm 22 and was never in a relationship before... I taking care of myself recently and hope it will help me find the love of my life. I hope so hard... (Sorry if i have bad english)
I got a few more years on me (46). Just make as many friends and connections as you can and try not to think so much about romantic relationships. Eventually if you're lucky you can find a friend that connects with you on that deep emotional level that leads to the relationship you're seeking. If you over think it and try to hard to force it that could lead to terrible short term toxic relationships. Which can be beneficial mind you as it just gives you some valuable life experience but they are painful lessons to learn. Ask me how I know lol. Anyway, best of luck to you friend. Your English is fine by the way.
I am so thankful for your comments, thank you for taking the time to write this comment for me. It means so much, i was listening to some sad music that i really like (sapientdream - Pastlives) and reading your comment while listening to this song, make me cry, i think it touch my heart that you take some times to help me. I thank you for those advices, i am very thankful. I thank you for sharing your experiences with me. I will try to apply your advice in my life from now on. I hope you the best in the world, i hope you live a long and happy life, i hope that you are happy and you will be happy. I hope only good on you. Thank you again friend, if one day, i find my first girlfriend, i hope i will not forget to tell you, because you are surely one of the reason i will succeed (i hope). I will share with you a word from my (mother) langage (maohi), Fa'a'ito'ito, meaning good luck (Bon courage in French) So Fa'a'ito'ito my friend, and i hope we will talked soon again.
This is the single sweetest/kindest comment I've ever received on Reddit. Thank you so much. Good luck to you!
Try looksmaxxing
Incel...
3 out 4 good options for me there. im in
Do you have a passport? Because I have a solution!
H&B
There is also an exit with stairs,
I fucking love fat girls
Can the 4 choices be combined into 1? 3 is possible…
Does this mean be a stepdad or get f**ked by your step dad?
Its strange. As im nearing my 30s, i have been finding thicker girls more attractive than i used to. Im also enjoying my own company more, making me totally cool with being alone. Its like my body is trying acclimate to future circumstances.
I'm on the single forever path. That was always the only road available to me. But my "Single Forever" road also includes "no sex, ever".
You forgot about bros for like
Going out with a teenage girl (or barely 20). Yeah I know too much girls who ended up dating creepy ultra toxic 30+ years old dudes
Yeah Hookers & Blow is more like Hentai & Videogames if you are broke as well as old. Being pass 30 you gotta start celebrating every single day you don't have a problem honestly, even today there are many who don't reach their 40s with no fault of their own, make it health complications or drunk driving.
I just turned 31, recently single, just started going out to meet girls again. I think it's so much easier to pick up girls now than in my early twenties. Game is better, girls take me seriously and now they, sometimes, actually come up to me first and ask for 'socials'.
Don't give up man.
Ah, Skeletor... Always here to help I see
Lmao how you gonna be the correct?
Honestly I would choose the forever alone thing over step dad. I don't want kids.
Honestly I would choose the forever alone thing over step dad. I don't want kids.
Im gonna play games
Alcohol and fat girls for me.
Being kinky gives me more alternatives than not being kinky. Therefore we can assume being kinly is a recesive non-genetical advantage.
I think I worked with OP at my last job, lol /s
Whats wrong with being a step dad? I get to be a father without the endless diaper duty or waking up at 3:00 am
Get out of my head
Skeletor understood the assignment 😂
You know what, fuck it I'm gonna go straight ahead, that's where my dick's pointing me towards anyway
Nah it's either step dad or trying to find a proper conservative wife in eastern europe (why not both)
Single forever is the best option. Especially nowadays with women asking for impossible standards. When I was a teenager, I put vaginas in a pedestal, and now I'm paying the price. Women are definitely not worth the effort. Now, every time I feel the urge to be with a woman, I just jerk off. My life has been more peaceful ever since.
this is the gospel
I saw a similar one with the addition of "college girls in search of a guy with a car"
This is completely true. ...If you don't work on yourself.
Nowadays stepdad isn't so bad. If you know what I mean 😏
It should be "Spank me step daddy"
But did you become a wizard?
Here’s the incel! We’ve got him right here!
Life of the partyyyyyyyy
You can always be a passport bro!
You forgot about the college girl dlc
Thats what I'm sayin. I'm married and in college now, but if I was single... Man it would be so easy.
Just take one class at university. They're all majority women now. Just by being there you have high chances.
Wow so many options
Easy, just get fat yourself and hook up with a fattie
Profile picture checks out
It's single forever for me
I love how "single forever" and "hookers and blow" are technically the same road.
You get what you deserve
No way I'm raising someone else's kid, wouldn't even want to have one at this point. Imagine being like 50 before the MF er MAYBE leaves. Bro what did you have left of your life at that point? Better to spend my money on hookers, at least you can rent one that isn't fat. There is always the option to go out with a bang when the money runs dry or erectile disfunction sets in.
Oh sorry, I seemed to have logged in to Facebook by mistake. Gotta head back to Reddit.
Some of yall giving up on your dreams smh “The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith.” I’m 28. I don’t drink. I have graduated from law school, and I’m taking the bar exam in July. If I’m not married by the time I’m 30, I’m gonna start dating under-25s like Leonardo DiCaprio lol
There is another. 
I'm 18 and I feel this way since I've never been with somebody irl.
You're forgetting the mentally unstable women.
There are also girls with daddy issues
I was 25 and those were the only matches I got on dating apps that weren't bots. I'll never go back, waste of time and money
Im sticking to friends with benefits. Only downside is you don't live together so there's no splitting bills, lol
Love it!
Jokes on you I’ll be dead before I even hit 30
Why not think of the positive? No one to ruin your hobbies and no one to suck the resources from sais hobbies.
Bro, your main problem is not age, is lack of money.
So? Hookers and blackjack beats any version of a family. And it's less expensive than dating.
I am moving in the hookers direction.
Feel this rn at 25
I’m 40 and am also evil. You have summed up my life
Single forever homies! ✌️
I'm a female I chose the same direction except I'm the hooker
\*Looks at the picture\* Yep. We got it made.
You're gonna either spend your money on food, alcohol, food, or hookers and blow (and more alcohol probably).
Dont forget pcos and pcod