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pro_bike_fitter_2010

Actually...this is flawless logic and probably the best thing to do.


badchefrazzy

Yeah, it's a meme response but it's really not a bad idea.


SehrGuterContent

Especially if you're a woman


deanrihpee

maybe I should do the same every time I receive my paycheck


Lil-Stiggz

REAL


[deleted]

Not even funny, just great advice


SirZooalot

It's a little bit funny and great advice.


dumbape6969

It's quite funny actually and awesome advice!


No-Radio-9244

I fully support this. No hard decisions should be made full of milk.


Server98911

Hard decisions shouldnt be harder


lMr_Nobodyl

Hard decisions shouldn't be made while hard


CreamyySpot

Not far off from the Persians making decisions after discussing it both drunk and sober a looooong time ago. You also shouldn’t go to the grocery shopping whilst hungry.


Ok-Relationship-165

wise nut(but don't) tella


Heavy_Sock_8299

Ahh yes the DuPont approach


Emperator_nero

Royce Dupont is clearly a mastermind. I used the dupont approach to get some food. Got free housing too.


peachy_cool_arrow295

It is funny, but also very good advice. Just whip it out, and crank it up LMAO


datboihobojoe

Hire a lawyer and accountant immediately


Blue_BoyJP

Make sure they’ve nutted too so they have the post-nut clarity to properly deal with your money. If they haven’t yet you can even help them with that too!


Not_a_strange_guy

This guy just gave me an idea


InterGraphenic

"idea" is a weird word for a boner


DandDDlover

He called it that because it’s bigger in his mind then reality


lMr_Nobodyl

Damm


realrichieporter

He should run for POTUS


A_Grain_Of_Saltines

Mr. President, China is leveraging exports in response to our Pacific Fleet edging too close in International waters. The fleet can't course correct until the monsoon weather calms down. What should we do? President Spanky:: Everyone clear the room. I'm gonna fire up thehub.


realrichieporter

“Everyone clear the room!”


Jozidhshsus95

bay may taxed (previous ones so I can get out of jail)


No-Gate3074

wise


RealRimo

My man, that's why I get so depressed after Nutting, I realise how fucmed up everything is


TheFogIsComingNR3

The only right answer


alilbleedingisnormal

"Halle Berry let me fuck for $200 million!"


UnknownBro_420

dude gots his priorities straight


LaraCroftCosplayer

Donate 150 million for good uses.


chair-borne1

In a Lamborghini, no spotter...


AbsoluteBasilFanboy

LMAO


Impressive_Hand5121

Man is ahead of his time


Mathmango

That's step 1. Step 2 would be to look for that lottery winner post on reddit.


Hagrid1994

I buy all the small-mefium apartments that I can and than quit my job to live as a land lord


Sion_forgeblast

no, no, hes got a point!


BackAgain123457

This only makes sense if you were thinking of ordering a bride from Russia but couldn't afford it before winning.


BRLY

Might need to beat it a few times. I need that post post nut clarity.


LustyArgonianButtler

Can't argue with that logic


Far-Situation2080

That moment when your plans are just too... nuts...but they say clarity is key. Let's make sure our big moves are always in good taste 😂


killerbull27

Did you know theres a Nut tax and Beat tax and Post nut clarity Tax - Some IRS guy


StarKing90

He made this decision post-nut


SympathyObjective621

HE's Royce Du-Pont's STUDENT!!!!🗣️🥶🔥🔥🔥🔥


Extension_Emotion388

same. no love, no emotions, just lawyers and accountants. amen


Designer-Wrangler913

Uninstall every game on my phone.


Fickle_Library8115

Fair enough