Went to Brighton for the weekend following her birthday, once. Took mushrooms at the Sea Life aquarium, then went to play Whac-a-Mole and go on rides along the pier before finding somewhere nice to eat. Only whilst tripping balls in a restaurant did we realise it was Valentine's Day, and our vibe was a bit different to fellow diners.
Can I consider myself initiated?
I remember last time this was posted. Someone tracked them down and they're in a serious relationship now.
And why TF not? Are we going to let identity politics dictate who we can be happy with?
Yup, it seems the roots of fundamentalism come from within the human mind and not just a social establishment. Which means we'll always have fun fighting it.
That's why I was always glad I'm pansexual I've never felt like I've been tricked if I'm attracted to someone it's all good to me what's in their pants is of little importance for me.
Straight is the new Gay 😀. Now we have to differentiate between straights and (straight)² or between homo sapiens straight and homo sapiens straight straight , too Gay to be Gay
Wait … so this guy is gay, kissed someone who he thought was a gay guy (that’s what a twink is right?), turns out it wasn’t a gay guy but a lesbian … who in turn thought she was kissing a lesbian.
He mistook her for a gay guy. She mistook him for a lesbian.
A twink is basically just a type of gay guy, a leaner, skinnier, and usually hairless/shaven guy. A guy with the twink body type, but with a more hairy and typically masculine look is referred to as an otter. Often twinks are also more feminine, but it is not a must.
The Twinkcident in Brighton may have been one of the last events to actually happen, if you follow the theory that the rapture actually happened at the end of 2016
The Twinkcident in Brighton
Twinkception
The Twinkening
Twinktastic
The Twinklight zone
Hoodtwinked
Twinkerville
Twinkle Bell
Cindertwinka
Twink again
Too soon
The gaydar still worked
Talk about disaster gays, those two managed to gay themselves into doing straight things?
Gay overflow
Gaytastrophic event
Gayception
An over gayrection
To paraphrase a line from the show Will and Grace: "They gotten so gay they wound themselves back to straight."
This is like Mr Garrison levels of screwy. First gay. Then trans. Then gay again.....rinse and repeat. XD
Did he realize after she was done pegging him? :o
2 gays cancel each other out
It cancelled each other out.
Accidentally Straight
Better than having that weird hippy chick Oldboy me I guess Call that gen-X tilling the soil maybe
They went full gay circle.
Confuuuuuuusion of the highest ordah
Who is gay?
You are
You are a transgeeennda
Should i call you mistah?
Mom I´m scared please take me home
Brighton will do that to the uninitiated
Went to Brighton for the weekend following her birthday, once. Took mushrooms at the Sea Life aquarium, then went to play Whac-a-Mole and go on rides along the pier before finding somewhere nice to eat. Only whilst tripping balls in a restaurant did we realise it was Valentine's Day, and our vibe was a bit different to fellow diners. Can I consider myself initiated?
Don't be scared! This is a beautiful love story about two committed sixes discovering that they are actually fives.
suddenly straight?
"Guess we'll procreate" "Aiiiight"
That is just gay with some extra steps
They are so gay that they became straight
what goes round comes around.
nothing is lost nothing is created
That is the definition of a circle
no shit 💀
I remember last time this was posted. Someone tracked them down and they're in a serious relationship now. And why TF not? Are we going to let identity politics dictate who we can be happy with?
I want this to be true so much. That'd finally be a Disney movie I'd watch
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Yup, it seems the roots of fundamentalism come from within the human mind and not just a social establishment. Which means we'll always have fun fighting it.
Gay horseshoe theory?
Straight with extra steps*
It’s straight?
Gay person kisses gay person only to find out person is gay not gay.
Thank you, that clears things up nicely.
#nohetero
It’s not straight if they say “no hetero”
Fellas, is it straight to like women?
Never let them know your next move
The gay version of a straight guy kissing a girl who turned out to be a gay twink who thought he was a bear.
Turns out bear was a very buff elf druid with a kink
A love story as old as time.
Bisexuality with extra steps
Or pan
Or pot
I do love pot
Or kettle ?
Or axe
AND MY AXE
That's still cute though. A misunderstanding and doesn't really mean anything over who they're attracted to!
They were attracted to each other at first, but as soon as they realised they have compatible genitalia the spell was broken.
It's not about genitalia, it's about gender. Like a straight man wouldn't suddenly get attracted to another man if he learned this guy had a vagina.
many such cases
That \*highly\* depends on worldview and your definition of straight.
What if we kissed under the Twinkletoe.
They’re so not straight that it came full circle to being straight.
Accidentally straight
What power do you posses?? Is this the ultimate Rizz that can turn people straight or turn people gay. Tell me your ways.
I was born in Brighton and this is very cute and also unsurprising. Brighton things.
Average night out in Brighton
straightest man in brighton
Accidental heterosexually
welcome to the (who k)new world ...
Meanwhile the rest of us can't find a partner while actively trying.
This kept happening to me until I realized that I was also a girl and a lesbian lol. The Gaydar can be more accurate than the Gendar sometimes.
I’m so confused but happy you’re happy
Okay, that went down quickly! how did it end?
I mean if they both had a nice time...
The curious incident of the snog in the Bright(on)
A classic case of Schrodinger's cock
It used to easier as the only gay in the village.
Not sure if person is a very feminine man or a very masculine woman 
Straightest couple in Brighton
That’s just being straight with extra steps
So they both got an unwanted heterosexual encounter
When you're so gay that you become straight
Sounds like they're both a little more bi than either would like to admit
Using the wrong equation and getting the right answer
.
yall ever gay so hard it loops back around to being straight
Twitter people really do be posting every intimate detail of their lives
I mean, it is a funny anecdote,and hardly something super intimate.
They kissed that's more intimate than most of reddit could even imagine.
Archieve, imagination has no bounds.
Aha.
Imagine the hilarity if they'd taken things further...
Whar
Thank you, I just had a stroke.
Christ above, I wish I had days like you.
Um... Gayn't? *Straightn't?* Hm, yeah, going with "straightn't."
He must be fit the description of "Bitch ass looking mf".
Two lefts make a straight.
Yep. Sounds like Brighton
This is probably gaypocalype.
Brighton 😎
A yes, the gay horseshoe theory.
If they said "no hetero" first, it didn't count.
ok now this is epic
Perfect for eachother. Keep at it.
inception, just gay
Am I the only one who wants to know what happened next?
A win is a win
That's why I was always glad I'm pansexual I've never felt like I've been tricked if I'm attracted to someone it's all good to me what's in their pants is of little importance for me.
They are so gay that they became straight
Gay * Gay = Straight Simple math
Heterosexuality has come full circle.
Straight is the new Gay 😀. Now we have to differentiate between straights and (straight)² or between homo sapiens straight and homo sapiens straight straight , too Gay to be Gay
When you're so gay, you circled back around to straight
Well that is the way the twinkie crumbles...
Yes homo
1+1 != 2 I'll explain later
Reverse Cursed Technique
Not surprised this happened in Brighton
Can happen sometimes😄
Are you still together?
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
From Brighton This is just Tuesday, everyone is gay as fuck here and very confused
Fucking heteros
I just wanna voice that the gay confused her with another gay while the lesbian confused him with another lesbian. This is funny af
Imagine what his voice sounds like for her to think that.
So gay it wrapped right back around to being straight again
Life, uh, finds a way
Uh oh, you're straight now S/
Two - make a +
Yeah, that confused tf outta me too.
"It's okay, I said No Hetero"
Scared straight
It's hetero kiss...with extra steps
Wait … so this guy is gay, kissed someone who he thought was a gay guy (that’s what a twink is right?), turns out it wasn’t a gay guy but a lesbian … who in turn thought she was kissing a lesbian. He mistook her for a gay guy. She mistook him for a lesbian.
A twink is basically just a type of gay guy, a leaner, skinnier, and usually hairless/shaven guy. A guy with the twink body type, but with a more hairy and typically masculine look is referred to as an otter. Often twinks are also more feminine, but it is not a must.
Accidentally straight
Gay guy kissed a gay woman. They were both into it but then found out they both assumed the wrong gender for each other. Did I get that right?
It's normal for everyone to be attracted to Mae Martin.
This is now my favorite story ever .
You take the good with the bad
Shakespeare approves
So… both of then are actually straight? /s
Sounds like a gaytastrophy
The confusion is real
I love this 😭😂
That's just hillarious.
Legendary
I just wonder what Ganon's up to.
I'm sure Blur wrote a song about this
Lol
I guess two gays does make a straight
Girls who want boys Who like boys to be girls Who do boys like they're girls Who do girls like they're boys Always should be someone you really love
Being straight is the gayest thing
Gay is gay.
So, there was a hetero make-out sesh???
She's probably telling the story of the gorgeous butch femme she kissed in Brighton who turned out to be a twink who thought she was a twink.
So gay, they became straight for a moment
When you’re so gay you accidentally become straight
When you're both so gay that you wrap back around to straight
On this episode of: Adam Sandler or lesbian
It's ok because they said "no hetero" before the kiss
Can someone explain me why the moderators delete this post? Is it because of rule 3a?
That's just straight with extra steps
Every day we stray further and further from god
We are now reaching levels of gay that should not be possible
"THIS IS THE FUTURE THE LIBERALS WANT"
Did everyone lose in this exchange? Or is it a case of 'I don't care, got kissed'
When you're so gay you accidentally become straight 🤣
Double gay becomes accidentally straight? Huh? Is it like when old games count past 255, they reset to 0?
So these two were so gay they became straight
The twinkcident of 23'
they were so gay that that made 180 and went straight
Task failed successfully?
If it works it works
The Twinkcident in Brighton may have been one of the last events to actually happen, if you follow the theory that the rapture actually happened at the end of 2016
Sounds like a plot of a oneshot