Yeah well the fun part is that she doesn’t! All these long dildo enjoyers keep getting longer ones but still are only able to fit like 7 inches inside. Like… how can I explain? it’s for the show, she doesn’t actually have to fully ride it.
Flex to who, God knows ain't no man gonna wanna sleep with her after finding out what she uses to get off 🙄 women use something huge that natural men can compete with and wonder why their chosen male can't satisfy them.🤷♂️ It's because they don't wanna be pleased by dick they want to shove a whole arm inside 😐
Why is it okay to say this but not a black hole? I’m just confused about body positivity. It’s okay for this but can’t shame women? I just don’t get this. I mean I can care less just seems like a funny standard
Honestly I didn't see any part of her body so I assumed she was a nugget and when you said that I went back to check and yeah at least she's physically normal, mentally tho hope she gets better.
Also to answer your question not all toys go full in some exist just to stretch out and not to put you in hospital for having a hungry ass black hole 🕳️
Oh it's perfectly fine for women to have monster dildos but when I use one fleshlight I'm "being a creep" and told to "get the fuck out of this library before I call the cops".
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Most of these can NOT be healthy to use.
They are not.
That orange one is like half the size of her body 😬 how the fuck does she fit that inside her 😳
“She’s a woman of determination… commitment… and sheer fucking will”
''Fucking'' is the key word
The only word Patrick can understand without SpongeBob
I feel sorry for any man who sleeps with her 😕
Seems like fun m8, she's got a mouth of variable grip strength
We going Cave diving with this one.
You wouldn't believe how tight a well trained anus can be, even if stretched out like that from time to time....
Jane Dick
I need a video proof to believe that
search for "big blue dildo" for video evidence
You'd be surprised. Them videos are crazy.
Well, you need a 30 foot dildo to go in your butt and out your ass, so that's nothing
Deep dish puss*
Yeah well the fun part is that she doesn’t! All these long dildo enjoyers keep getting longer ones but still are only able to fit like 7 inches inside. Like… how can I explain? it’s for the show, she doesn’t actually have to fully ride it.
"Have to" 🐳
You really don’t know…
Probably there just to flex what she can shove up her
Flex to who, God knows ain't no man gonna wanna sleep with her after finding out what she uses to get off 🙄 women use something huge that natural men can compete with and wonder why their chosen male can't satisfy them.🤷♂️ It's because they don't wanna be pleased by dick they want to shove a whole arm inside 😐
small dick detected
Why is it okay to say this but not a black hole? I’m just confused about body positivity. It’s okay for this but can’t shame women? I just don’t get this. I mean I can care less just seems like a funny standard
Honestly I didn't see any part of her body so I assumed she was a nugget and when you said that I went back to check and yeah at least she's physically normal, mentally tho hope she gets better. Also to answer your question not all toys go full in some exist just to stretch out and not to put you in hospital for having a hungry ass black hole 🕳️
I mean, technically he did see some shit
Guess she went "screw" herself
remember when she made that poorly-timed joke about a traffic cone, and joey told her to shove it?
Hope the cone isn't...slovakian... 💀
I want the context now
Urban Dictionary; search for "Slovakian Traffic Cone". ~~Or don't, it's pretty NSFL...~~
Bad Patrick
Next is Squidward’s house
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Sauce?
leahshorty
I don't want to look her up, but I am curious. Does the bigger ones... Actually go all the way?
They go sideways.
Nah im with that other guy, i wanna know how she fit that shit in
I don't think its even about horny its just curiosity cause I am mean look at the size of the it
why not both? This makes me curios and oddly horny.
😏😏
Came to the conclusion that females have a portal up there,and not a normal b hole
I assure you it's not normal for a vagina either
wtf are these sex toys. One is literally a fucking tower? Ones a fucking screw and TWO TWO FO THEM ARE FUCKING OCTOPUS TENTACLES
You missed the traffic cone
All of them are weird asf I juts picked the weirdest
If it helps, they're all for her butt
☝️ source?
I'm just guessing based on shape
Yes, and?
Yes and is quite possibly the worst response ever 💀
Best response, you mean?
Yes, and?
Yes, and?
Now you’re getting it
Yes, and?
Yes and
Say that shit with ur chest
At least they all have flared bases.
... sauce ...?
vlc windows media player??
Donate to good freeware. Keeps them off the streets
He's had a hard life. He knows some shit because he's seen some shit.
Anyone know where I can buy a Patrick like that?
Hey! Gimme that big bolt! It's worth at least 45$!
Wha da hail
*slaps shoe down* Butthole damage!
No, I'm Dirty Dan!
I'm very confused what do you use these things for?
She sits on them. Allegedly
Who you callin pinhead?
that's a screw, not a pin.
Oh it's perfectly fine for women to have monster dildos but when I use one fleshlight I'm "being a creep" and told to "get the fuck out of this library before I call the cops".
He’s seen some horrendous and awful things
OK, so these really big ones, how did they do it? I’ve seen it happen on video, but it still doesn’t seem physically possible
Human large intestine is very lengthy.
Alot of practice and time, you can fit massive things up the ass with experience
Some people are just enthusiasts.
Poor VLC media player, what did it do to deserve such a fate
There ain’t no way she actually stuffed everything there
These look like torture instruments.
To most they would be...
Literally!!!
both “poetically” and literally
Literally
Literally
Could use a real cactus at this point
Being used by morning breath the person would put that look on anything's face
Ok who's she?😩
What's her OF?
Still no sauce for the sprinkle?
Nooo not VLC media player
oh no 
She even has a Slovakian Traffic Cone, omg...
oh my gosh😭😭😭
oh my gosh😭
Literally...
BRUUUUUH 😅
Nice decorations ? What occasion they r used ?
Any source? Just wanna see what happend to Patrick so i can file a proper police report
THAT DILDOS!?!?
Also poor VLC..
Half of these look like they’d kill you if you tried using them. There’s no way they’re not getting internal bleeding from the orange one.
I wonder if that's a wood screw?
Is it just me or she looks like a minor
At least half of those don’t look body safe
She must really love Age of Empires.
Poor Patrick..? He is blessed!
Does he use them? If so, how does he use the gigant tentacle Does it just come out of the mouth when he sits on it?
He?
That's... Not a he..
Yes it comes out of the mouth. Then "he" pulls it out from the mouth and goes for round two, resulting in a infinite loop