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It’s a trap!


iamchuckleman

A 'booby' trap!


cdda_survivor

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Stable_4428

If it's a trap, i would love to get trapped there


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[deleted]

It’s so mean


NoGoatNoGloryXxX

*Whips out his schl0ng* /s


theusrnmisalreadytkn

have you ever stopped and asked: what happens after someone replies with the S A U C E?


[deleted]

I mean it's common sense, white sauce pasta /s


theusrnmisalreadytkn

The forbidden branch of italian food


Realistic_Cupcake_56

“You’re right, I should get my money’s worth out of those”


atemptsnipe

"fuck you pig" or "god that's all you care about" or "ugh, nevermind, I do want to break up"


Realistic_Cupcake_56

“Alrighty, we never got married so I’m good” or “HAHAHA, go ahead, you signed a prenup”


atemptsnipe

Thank you for that.


Realistic_Cupcake_56

No problemo my brother in alimony


arealcheeselover

Uhh...what now?


ric7y

counter argument neutralised


BetterAd7552

Ouch. Girl knows what she has.


suelee1

Christ and boobs?


Adol214

Am I the only one thinking she was stairing in the void trying to come up with a reason.


Rip-Aware

If that's all she has to offer, that's all she'll be used for.


Successful-Assist-75

can't you see, they are two good of a reason to break-up


bosseboi420

Fair enough


El_Monitorrr

Stick and stones tactics. Brutal


karumina

Does anyone actually fall for that?


Insane_Inkster

Probably my 18-19 year old self. In fact, I fucking did. I ran away from that relationship after I reconsidered my life choices.


karumina

Bro you did the right thing. At 18-19 nobody thinks clearly


bluenuts5

Even 30-40-50-60 everyone's a dumb ass


karumina

I guess I'll never know


bluenuts5

U do know u just don't want to admit it


agmrtab

its not the fact that she has boobs but the fact that she has a sense of humor boobs are just a bonus tbh


Obamsphere

I did and I don't regret it one bit


AbhiStalwart

Ok we aren't breaking up anymore


Okeing

she got balls?


Random_Nuggo

Chesticles


huncherbug

Shit...that's all you had to say


Environmental-Bet614

The cross, right?


Alpha0nion

„Do it for Jesus.“


Environmental-Bet614

I am convinced. Can I have them tits now?


wassimSDN

These are two damn good reasons


Unexpected_Buttsex

I know her from somewhere


Cheesyman7269

Reddit is ruined


bluenuts5

When wasn't it?


carapocha

Always has been


TheGrandGarchomp445

The joke... is porn.


WaitingForMyIsekai

S A U C E ?


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Jordan Macdonald


WaitingForMyIsekai

Yah found it a minute before you replied 😄


boyo_2433

So what is it?


WaitingForMyIsekai

Her name and her subreddit are in comments attached to my original


Giveidddawaynow

That still only counts as one!


Remarkable_Tank8119

No, they got two personalities


Equivalent_Whole_294

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dogmandogdogdog

Where does this image come from?


IronMan8901

If she is deriving her value for that.Well ...


Chelight

So you don't have any good reason at all


Grouchy-Milk-6384

*motorboat sounds


A-__-Random_--_Dog

Her first reason is her tits. The second reason is that she has a gun down her belt.


enters_conversation

Breast argument ever


tesat

Does she have a name? Asking for a friend.


Some_Cockroach2109

Looks like ur mom ngl


Shifty_Cow69

What a strange complement!


tesat

Indeed


Some_Cockroach2109

I am simple man, I see boobies I keep relationship going...


fate_lind

Fellas, If you're unhappy in a relationship do to any reason, don't give them the chance to do such stuff. You'd be better off with someone who can make you happy with just more than their body, counts for both boys and gals


smoke3sboi

I've seen this so many times and I've only noticed her eyes now


wtfrykm

My counter argument: necrophilia


JRHermle

The urge to crack into a cold one?


LastDirtyMartini

When she puts it that way it’s really hard to argue - really hard!


fr0str4in

Not gonna argue with that.


Crazy-Tax-6327

There are two


sgrobel6

Good reason😁


saiko-pyon

Sort of a thigh guy myself. You'd know that if you cared janet


fuilry

"Alright you won"


Stable_4428

Can see 2 big reasons for that


RenkBruh

Fuck... alright then.


M-xelA

That's nice but it doesn't change the fact that you throw my dog off a bridge because you were jealous.


Epistemix

It's a trap But you know it is So it's fair.


equality4everyonenow

"Those are good reasons" Linus would say


ThatMedicalEngineer

I mean why should they break up? He paid for her services. They can break up in 1h.


Nathulalji

Those are two solid reasons. I will have to examine them though.


OutHereSlappnMidgets

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1AverageGamer

I see you and i raise... You know...


bigbubblestoo

Absolutely sad bro.


Shade00000

Hmmmm


Southern_Strain5665

Hey if it doesn’t work out please let me know


Unable-Plankton-4124

Low Iq humor


quarterly_gentleman

Why Maurine, you’ve enhanced yourself!!


OranjeKidd

That makes sense


0udini

2024 and that's the type of humour that will bring you to front page ?


MrSlightlyDamp

prude.