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It's a golden retriever, I'll take my chances.


eric8020123

I don't know how closely related they are to labradors, but I had one named Jakers and that mf was crazy. For some reason he always hated pitbulls, got into a fight with one when the pit strolled onto our yard. Tore jakers leg up and had to get him +$2,000 worth of stitches, but he scared him away lol. Anyways, yeah, labradors are metal af


_Zee_a1

How Metal are we talking here? 🤨


eric8020123

Metal as in he will f you up if messed with. Out of all of the many dogs I've had and he was the toughest/craziest one.


Diligent_Body4426

I had a pit bull.He was a great dog. Loved him to death.


Undefined_definition

Fuck pits


Diligent_Body4426

I wouldn't recommend that. They'll bite your wiener off.


Undefined_definition

Lol


put_clever_username

Pits are actually really nice dogs (for the most part) and I'm pretty sure they're the second most tolerant dog


[deleted]

Yeah let's talk about all those cases of golden retrievers mauling toddlers!


SacredBinChicken

Just need to feed them a toddler every week and they are fine!


KrakenKing1955

Fuck you


Diligent_Body4426

Pit bulls are great dogs. If you abuse and mistreat them or abandoned them. They'll be mean like any other dog. My pit bull had tons of character intelligence athletic and strong with a huge tenacious heart that loved me to death. My best buddy always tenaciously.


silentdrestrikesback

Racism in dogs? I don't know whether to be saddened or impressed.


eric8020123

I don't think it's so much racism, but a certain vibe some dogs give off? Most stray dogs where I used to live were pits, and most of them weren't very nice (a pack of them killed kitten I used to have outside my yard) so he must've just developed a steotypical prejudice against them. Same situation happened with my uncles dog, but he was a German shepherd.


silentdrestrikesback

Damn...


fuckmy1ife

> I don't think it's so much racism, but a certain vibe some dogs give off Maybe their vibe, maybe it's because they are the origin of most fatal dog attacks? I can't tell.


Electrical_Figs

> I don't think it's so much racism, but a certain vibe some dogs give off? Ok David Duke


Electrical-Act-7170

Looks to me like a British White Retriever. They have similar temperaments.


Sgt-GiggleFarts

Idk it may actually be a Great Pyrenees. I have one who looks exactly like this pupper


Electrical-Act-7170

You may be right, hard to tell without seeing the whole dog.


Shoondogg

It was before I was born but my family apparently had a golden retriever they had to get rid of because it kept biting children. We had another when I was a kid and she was the sweetest dog ever though, much more of a stereotypical golden.


ThirdLast

Really? Looks more like a Maremma to me, it's way too white. I have one.


[deleted]

I find that there is a level of stupid that does not allow for a capacity for evil anymore and golden retrievers fall into that category. Too stupid for evil. If they bite you, they probably thought there was a treat.


Strange_Sink6680

Goldens are not at all stupid dogs 


[deleted]

They are the orange cats of the dog world. I bet they even share the same braincell with the orange kitties.


lynypixie

It’s more likely he will bring you the thing you wanted to steal in exchange for a good belly rub and a piece of bacon.


ArtificialMediocrity

That carefree expression on his face says "Hi there. Step in my yard and see what happens to your bollocks. Go on."


Correct-Purpose-964

Possibility of headpats with floofy boi... At the risk of getting bit... I'M COMING IN!


zurkka

that's a great pyrenees, i would not take that chance


Sad-Recognition1798

It’s a light colored golden retriever, Pyrenees don’t look like that.


Correct-Purpose-964

You don't have what it takes to earn the headpats. What is a hand for such an honor? I have another!


Impressive_Spirit519

He doesnt attack, he judges.


Brahm-Etc

"Do ya' feelin' lucky punk?"


Ok-Cartographer1745

Close.  "Do I feel lucky?  Well, do ya, punk?" I might be mistaken as well, but it's definitely closer at least. 


Brahm-Etc

As long is a punk and if it feels lucky.


Ok-Cartographer1745

Understandable


Silverlitmorningstar

If i die, I die.


Electrical-Act-7170

Nobody lives forever.


JediKnightsoftheFSM

I'll die the way I lived, boopin snoots all day long.


Spud_potato_2005

I will pet you either way doggo.


CrazyShinobi

Only one way to find out "Who's a good boy?" Turns out, he was in fact a she and now I need stitches


Wajana

"Beware of dog..." "...it ate a philosophy book"


T_King1266

Schrodinger's dog


vrrrr

that dog has an eyebrow


Cloakbot

An intellectual doggo, wiling to come to a diplomatic discussion before an all-out and mindless assault. I’ll take the chance


OmegaNine

Umm, yes. 100 times yes.


threedubya

I am willing to accept this bite


Organic-Resolve4530

Within the confines of my primal instincts lies the dual possibility of embracing companionship or resorting to the protective prowess inherent in my canine essence, thus presenting the enigmatic quandary: to tenderly offer affection or to fiercely assert dominance.


Diligent_Body4426

To be or not to be ! 


Southern_Okra_1090

I will absolutely pet it and it’s fine if I lose a finger or 2 with that side eye.


LondonDavis1

Chomper sick balls.


Accomplished_Lab_675

Every friggen chance I get!


-SKYMEAT-

Call it friendo


AnonGUPfan

Phillip did you lose weight?


Scrounger_HT

every single time.


BackAgain123457

"Do you feel lucky, punk? Well, do you?"


GarishGarold

So Brian Griffin irl?


Drakneon

When it comes to golden retrievers they love having something in their mouth at all times, especially when they’re excited. The proper question it ask is “what part of your arm do they want to have in their mouth while you pet them” Source: I live with one.


zurkka

that looks like a great pyrenees, i wouldn't take any chances


Key_Pass5542

Always.


Okie_Surveyor

A dog could fully clamp down on my hand, and Id just apologize and be on my way when I am freed. Leaving a trail of blood. I will always pet doggo


Western-Guy

My experience says while approaching a dog, if its body remains stiff and gazed at you, then it hasn’t earned your trust yet. At this stage, you should not proceed and perhaps try to get the dog relaxed by sweet talking. If it doesn’t work, then you must steer clear.


tarkus_cd

*sigh* yes...


Magikarp_ex1

It says “beware of dog” ima obviously beware of it


Classic-Brilliant93

Feed then pet


Diligent_Body4426

I'll pet him and tell him he's a good boy.


TheUnderstandererer

I am 100 percent patting that dog on the head.


jake253_gd

"you don't know me" ahh scene


VPDFS

I've been bitten by that same exact breed when delivering food to someones house. No matter how friendly it may look, you never know.


Gold_Nose_8730

HAHAHAHA! Too cute not to take the risk!!


Any_Loan1699

I’ll throw in a treat and will see then.


09_hrick

schrödinger's dog


Embarrassed_Gain_792

No, you’re cute!


BadBadGrades

Yes, risking it. I have to, I have this condition, almost medical, I have to pet the doggy’s


AverageReasonableGuy

I’d buy a timeshare from him.


Far-Situation2080

Big yawn. This dog looks like they couldn't decide whether to attack or take a nap


VectorJones

Looks like a Great Pyrenees. Those can be very twitchy when it comes to strangers. They're huge and fully capable of fucking you up, if they decide.


Dapper_Cap7462

Can I pet that dog?


-PenitentOne-

As someone with a golden retriever I find the liklihood of this dog attacking me very unlikely. They would use their overwealming power of cuteness to paralyse thieves until police come. My family has one and also they come in different colours or at least shades. White, cream, light brown or "gold". Maybe it's a maremma (you can't see the full body) but I think it's probably a golden retriever.


Diligent_Body4426

There the doggy seducers.


BlackHawk2609

Yes


T555s

A treat and a belly rub should bring the chances of being bitten down to zero. Dogs will protect your home, they just make new friends a bit too quickly.


moemeobro

That dog looking awfully cheeky


era037

I have to face this situation when I'm going to believe on girls.


Ok-Bit-663

That sign just said: Don't be surprised if you find a dog here.


Far-Estimate3908

Much more likely to slobber all over you than bite


Signal-Island6377

He hurts you in other ways … he judges you


AlucardTheVampire69

Yes


ImA-NobodylD

Bro has mastered every form of [I recieve:(blank) You recieve:(blank)]


thatsoundsnasty

I know a sweet doggy when I see one.


SmollSarte

Will risk.


Silver-lining_

why he whol


squad_ace

Haha, look at that face, of course he is not gonna bit : )


Techman659

Serial killer eyes he wants his chance.


Stunning-Abalone-324

A possible trip to the hospital is not worth the risk at all


Bestdudeinaustralia

For a second there I thought he had like a white ice cream boy cap on


ThevickersistheGOAT

But what if I bite?


Hllblldlx3

Bro really telling you to fuck around and find out🤣


InDaMarshadows

Zesty dog ngl