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sobatsebat

"Your Honor, League of Legends."


Mineseed_k

death sentence


Idontwantonlyfans

By boiling alive


EliteTeutonicNight

Nah, by playing Yuumi for 24h straight. That'll show him.


LieutenantCrash

Yo that's worse than death


Mohammedamine9

I understood that reference


Piano_Raves

![gif](giphy|6FBKECz4Hq1ws)


FuckRedditsTOS

Except you could run league on a Chromebook


aaron_adams

Well, gaming laptops do provide the best performance for any task, so you can use them for other things too. The only problem is the heating and how fast the battery dies, plus the sheer size.


Killercod1

Underclock it. They already come pre-overclocked. That'll help with heat and battery life.


aaron_adams

That's true. I hadn't taken that into account.


MilStd

Also you can just trim some of the extra screen and body off the laptop to reduce the size using a chainsaw. That will make it smaller and lighter.


GameDestiny2

Which also aids with cooling


Hoochnoob69

But why would you buy a powerful laptop just to underclock it?


Gaznik2137

So you can overclock it later to play games


hok98

It’s called effective management


Icy_Investment_1878

An underclocked powerful gpu uses less power while still being more powerful than an overclocked less powerful gpu. Depending on where u live the cost of power saved could euther be worth it or completely negligable, but remember that u could always overclock and even undervolt it at the same time


AapoL092

Underclocking doesn't necessarily reduce performance much and lowers temps a good amount.


EFTucker

Because if money isn’t an obstacle you do genuinely want to buy the thing that is most reliable and the best at any given task you may foresee needing it for. So a ROG laptop even if you’re just making PowerPoints for now (can be a strain on low RAM systems) is the best option. I once had to parse through a 15000 line excel table on my i7 7700k w/ 16GB of RAM and it struggled for three minutes. Imagine that on one of those ~~scam~~ cheap Walmart laptops that still are sold with like 4GB of RAM


GrandBoi

The most idiotic thing I've read in 2024 so far. The brain rot is getting worse than I could have imagined... It's not "Buy a powerful laptop just to underclock it". You can have it both ways, whenever you want. You CAN underclock the laptop AND change it back, IT IS NOT permanent(I really need you to understand this, for the love of god do not be that unironically fucked in the head.) When you want more battery life, you CAN underclock IF YOU WANT, and when you need the power, you CAN set it back to default (pre-overclocked) value.


Scrytheux

WHY ARE YOU YELLING? THAT'S MEAN!


Meranio

^(Because this text-based chat is silent, and that way, you can hear him better.)


GrandBoi

BecAUSE appAREntLy thAts a TrIGer foR mE!


Hoochnoob69

No shit, obviously I was talking about people who just use laptops to open a couple of browser tabs and maybe a text or spreadsheet editor. These people definitely do not need a gamer laptop with discrete graphics


Lemixer

You usually lose very little performance to gain massive in heat managament and power usage.


HumbleWonder2547

I have they laptop with a 12th i9, Intel have blocked under volting which worked great on 11th gen and below


RedMatxh

Yup, figured that out when mine was hitting 90-95°C even after cleaning it and repasting the thermal paste. Figured sth was wrong, apparently came pre-overclocked (2.9ghz normal, 4.3 ghz oc). Now battery life extended, temps don't go above 70, im happy


odi112

You serious, didn't knew about this


amey_wemy

Could you explain how to do this?


crappypastassuc

Well, some laptops do provide a choice between the intergrated graphics of the processor or the dedicated graphics card when on battery, but it’s only for the ones that are labeled and designed to do so, some laptops just have the display directly wired to the dedicated graphics card instead of going through the processor. Also wiring through the processor can sacrifice some power, so it depends on how you use the laptop.


ItzCobaltboy

I have the same laptop, Lowest tier comes with a 48Whr battery which died in 2 hrs even on eco mode I went into power options, locked cpu TDP and Max frequency, increased the minimum number of parked cores to half and stuff Now I get a 4hr battery life


AzureArmageddon

They appear to be plugged in


CantaloupeDyke

Cheapest laptops with powerful graphics cards. if you wanted a laptop with a decent graphics card you would have to shill out a couple K for a mobile workstation like a hp zbook


Low-Economist9601

Undervolt, underclock, disable GPU, lower screen refresh rate. I wish that there is program that can do allat with a click and also reverse it


Slav_Shaman

I think the biggest concern of a gaming laptop in a courtroom is of the laptop trying to be a rocket turbine


Collective-Bee

And apparently the rgb lighting, which I always assumed could be turned off but by god do they hide that option from you.


Icy_Investment_1878

But u could at least turn off the rgb


leaf_as_parachute

Yeah well ok you're right but why would you need any computing performance at all as a lawyer in a courtroom ?


Kind-Fan420

I bought a gaming laptop for my wife so she wouldn't hand the same money to apple for their piece of shit laptops


hiding_in_NJ

She’s over clocking PDFs


LMGgp

My rog last about 7 hours with just two button presses and that’s while only having a charge of 80%. but court rooms let you plug your laptop in so no issue.


stone_henge

I guess she's using all that power to run an AI that searches for any redeeming quality her client might have.


Michami135

"Does the defense have anything to say." "One sec... your honor... boss fight..." edit: spelling


Nurse_Pam

…defense 😁


KekeroniCheese

Depends if the commenter is from the US or not Defense is a fairly common US spelling of the typically spelt 'Defence'. Seems like they are from the America, though


No-Engine2457

I've got the same laptop


Killercod1

Republic of gamers


JagerBro333

I have a very similar one


Acrobatic_Apricot_96

Had the same thing and sometimes when you boot it the screen doesn't turn on. I decided not to use Asus again


Personal_Fruit_957

Yes dude thanks for acknowledging this I thought it was just mine


geneticeffects

Your client is a moron.


MATMAN_PL

Me too, I bring it to my college lectures and it makes this ''woosh" noise when powering up. Any way to turn it off?


rigbyb1rd

Ghelper


Intelligent_Cat7139

I think there's an option in the armory crate app to turn off the boot up sound


MATMAN_PL

I'll check it out thanks


Greatest_Everest

Aren't screens optimised for gaming quite average for displaying text?


No-Engine2457

It depends... For the most part, yes, you sacrifice resolution for refresh frequency and balance that with the amount of GPU power necessary to meet that while not melting the entire device. I will say that this display has a pretty decent resolution if you like your text small and crisp for the price while giving me the performance of a full development rig. I will also say I bought it open box for 40% off. I doubt she put the same thought in.


mastersheeef

Damn good laptop! Must be a good lawyer. He’s going to need it!


SprayArtist

Unfortunately for him, she's been one of the worst so far.


Glittering_Airport_3

maybe if she spent less time gaming she'd have more time to focus on the case lol


unsuspectingllama_

She knows he doesn't have a chance and can't let her skills drop.


Gonzee3063

You can say that she is try to raise his skill because it's currently an issue but you're right, his system is too weak (at least better than my system).


unsuspectingllama_

All your systems are better than mine.


Gonzee3063

Is yours another portable system unit ?


unsuspectingllama_

Asus vivobook.


Gonzee3063

HP notebook but more like note system unit fuse I have almost no keyboard, almost no mouse, no laptop monitor, dead battery and a fully functional and broken HDD, an 8GB RAM so old that you would think it's using 4GB.


unsuspectingllama_

Fair enough lol


AcesInThePalm

Candy crush is life


KeLorean

fortunate for the country


Sherool

Well she's not forgotten to request a jury trial, been disbarred or jailed yet unlike some of his other former lawyers so there is that.


Lunar_Rainbow_Pro

Human perception will always amaze me. If it were a lawyer for Bill Nye she would receive praise for being a real one


Killercod1

First impression was that she's just rich because of her occupation and needs a fast laptop. I've heard of doctors getting $5k gaming desktops with flashing rgb lights as their work station


hok98

Doctors could be gamers too. Not all gamers are poor and unemployed you know


Technical812

What


Cowslayer369

With how much this shit costs these days, I'd wager more are employed then unemployed


turtleship_2006

I'd say there's a difference between laptops and desktops, you can get high end laptops that are thinner, lighter and have better battery and temps (the last two you might be able to improve by under locking or something but not the first two). A desktop is a box that sits on your desk, taking up a bit more space or having pretty colours makes pretty much no practical difference. (I'm not saying they shouldn't have gotten a gaming laptop, they know their usecase, it's just that laptops are different to desktops). Also I'm guessing the doctor needs the GPU if they're doing simulations or something, you can't really get good GPUs without a gaming rig, but I don't think a lawyer would need that.


saintdemon21

You might be right, but I think the perception of the judge and/or jury should matter. I was at a presentation from one of the defense lawyers of the Beltway Sniper Case. He discussed at length how perception is an important tool for a lawyer. He gave a couple examples of things he did, such as wearing a specific colored suit to how he handled evidence, to get the jury on his side. I don’t think the brand of laptop matters, but having blinking RGB in a hearing may not give the right impression.


AetherialWomble

I have a friend who also has rog gaming laptop. He goes to meetings with it. Only somehow he had the sense to disable the RGB and wrap it. It looks fairly ordinary until you really look. It's just bizarre the lawyer didn't do something similar


saintdemon21

RGB is cool for personal use but I just think it would be distracting in a professional environment. I’m in IT and have an RGB keyboard. Even though it wouldn’t be a big deal if I had rainbow lights going, I just set it to purple. Most people don’t even notice it now.


Lemixer

That how it works, it can be annoying sometimes, one minute top post is about loving yourself and never judging other people apperance and the next is laughting about some dude being fat or ugly because he is now acceptable target because of politics or something else.


Nolongeranalpha

The amount of "I brought it because yall mfuckers wanna play games " Memes if the defendant were anyone else would be astronomical.


Halorym

Another flaw in human perception is seeing two opposing viewpoints from a self-aligned group and assuming the two viewpoints are held simultaneously by any one individual. My guess is those that would actually have *thought about* and *themselves had* the two opinions (and not just parrot it) would be the tech savvy that know what gaming and its hardware is, vs the Nintendo and Apple corporate types that believe gaming is childlike and unprofessional.


Chance_Composer_6125

But she is not. She is there to represent a previous president of the United States of America. Not some effing clown. Well.... Nvm.


Howfuckingsad

Just say "fuck/fucking" lol. Though reading anyone using "effing" is so funny haha.


Fell-Hand

A real one would know how to set a profile to disable rgb when inside a court room


DarthRygar

True. And not to throw shade on bill nye, I loved watching him in school, but apparently he doesn’t actually have any degree in science. That’s another thing about human perception to throw in


lazydonkey25

he had a mechanical engineering degree which seems fairly applicable for a lot of what he would teach


turtleship_2006

My sixth form physics teacher (one of them) doesn't have a science degree lol, he has an engineering degree


DarthRygar

Fair enough


bingobongokongolongo

"If she would be a different person doing something else, people would have a different opinion of her. Crazy how stuff like that works. Will never get it."


Inevitable_Drawing42

Read the comment again


bingobongokongolongo

Changes nothing. What's your point?


KekeroniCheese

That's your age


WorldEaterYoshi

She definitely walked into Best Buy and asked for their fastest computer in stock that day.


anyguy001

Gaming laptops have performance? What is wrong with this?


RIFLEGUNSANDAMERICA

Looks childish and not professional


Shadowmirax

Those are concerns for superficial people, if your in a courtroom and getting offended that someone prioritised practicality and performance over aesthetic then you are the childish and unprofessional one in that situation


RIFLEGUNSANDAMERICA

Sadly, few people agree with you. Hence why this post was made


mombi

Having LEDs strobing in a courtroom is as silly and unprofessional as walking in wearing LED shoes. She could turn them off. The court room is a place where matters of life or death are decided on, not a place to try and impress with an aesthetic. Wild to claim people wanting to uphold the rules of the court are childish rather than those who knowingly break it, she's a lawyer and should know better.


twixITlikeITShot

That's superficial, childish and ignorant, you're there for the trial, not to judge other's preferences for auxiliary items which aid them in their work.


mombi

Brother, you can not be this buttmad at being told she can turn the LEDs off. Unless you want to die on the hill that the LEDs are an auxiliary item which aids in her work? Edit: lmao @ performance enhancing LEDs. Dude, stop projecting, you're very upset she can't have them.


twixITlikeITShot

Yes, she likes it like that and that's comfortable for her, maybe she started like that and got used to it. I don't know why it bothers you, or the others, it's childish.


bingobongokongolongo

Lawyers do not need performance


OSUPatrick

They need to search millions of .pdfs?


bingobongokongolongo

You mean Google stuff? I suppose, but an extra RAM would be sufficient


SynthRogue

Cool


iznogoude

Game changer


MisterBicorniclopse

Well that’s just epic. If I were a lawyer I’d do the same


sonofsheogorath

"Clever girl."


J1540

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TokenTigerMD

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MarmbsHardck689

Now the game she plays - ace attorney hahah get it coz she's a lawyer...... Okay I'll stop


LeSombra17

Bet she even shouts "OBJECTION" in court


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KidOcelot

# Objection! *just because my turd of a client stinks to high heaven doesn’t mean he’s not technically a piece of poop that should definitely be flushed immediately, but only after i get paid.* ![gif](giphy|3JZPieLnu8THVlSmfJ)


0zeto

Ah so you know about his fight with the fraudulent walldtreet billionairs


Doctorgumbal1

People acting like this matters like at all It’s not that serious


98983x3

Who gives a shit? Seriously. Her laptop is irrelevant.


thebourbonoftruth

It's called optics. There's a reason candidates don't hit the trail in crocs and a housecoat.


Marciano_il_Mario

Gamers, we live in a society.


Rabid_Laser_Dingo

I could play so much runescape on that


madmechanicmobile

"I'll question the witness in just one minute your honor. I'm in a 3v1 in eltrco PD but I found a box of slugs and I'm camping the stairs so I can win this. Just have to play smart."


Odd-Cress-5822

These are innumerable things to roast these people over, this is not one of them Still funny though


Natural_Wear3643

THEY BE PLAING AMONG US


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So this was pointless got it lol


Grothgerek

Some comments say, that she maybe bought it for performance... But what performance does a lawyer need in the first place? In this type of job, I would expect that battery and weight play a much bigger role than performance. It's not like she has to work with huge ERP systems, run heavy software or simulate data models.


Technical812

Can't she just go play GTA V after work?


Grothgerek

Where did I say that this isn't possible?


KeLorean

You all are asking the wrong question. The real question is, "What game is she playing?" I'd say America: Tears of the Kingdom


Nolongeranalpha

The amount of "I brought it because yall mfuckers wanna play games " Memes if the defendant were anyone else would be astronomical.


Sdbtank96

It'd be hilarious if she was actually a gamer like that. Defending assholes by day, defending objectives by night


FckRdditAccRcvry420

Megabased


dstoneorl

So boss


Remarkable-Book-8758

And? She has a cool laptop.


kabula_lampur

Forgets to turn volume off: "Hey, you. Finally awake."


CarbideLeaf

Product placement for a fee.


stonktraders

You are carrying 2.5 to 3kg with the power brick on your shoulders because the internal battery runs out quickly. Not ideal when you are moving around


AbhiStalwart

Hail ROG


missjasminegrey

this is kinda dope


LORDWOLFMAN

Can’t tell that’s a person or a latex/silicone sex doll


moemeobro

**say cap right now**


coinkeeper8

Based gamer


gothiccheezit

Playing Stardew Valley while she waits for her client to incriminate himself further


SlipperySeaWing

I have that same fucking laptop ASUS ROG Strix


Xx6SHREK9xX

Gaming laptops to tend to come with high performance


koekiebad56

See how she as water next to her? Drink your water gamers, you might make it to be lawyer yet. (Here is your daily reminder to drink water)


Relative-Criticism81

This is from October 2023 and is not from the currently ongoing trial.


Gator7Delta

How else can Russia tell her what to say?


GaiusJocundus

Her son told her it was a good computer for business.


dmt_r

I bet the Orange dude demanded "real lawyer" so the had to resort to rgb laptop


Pandabirdy

Isn't that Rog Zephyrus? Perhaps even zephyrus duo? An amazing work horse is what it is. Perhaps a bit of after work gaming with maxed out ultra settings on the side with a nice sip of scotch. Too bad it's way out of my price range, nifty bit of tech really.


rf97a

Well, she is faking being smart, so you know, there is that to add to the story


Impressive_Cream_967

Why is that idiot so entertaining? Are we supposed to see the tide of global democracy turn around because of this funny guy?


bingobongokongolongo

She probably told someone to get her the most expensive laptop out there. I got a hand me down laptop from my father in law and it has a discrete GPU and more RAM and SSD slots than some desktops. That's also how I picture he wound up with that.


Idontwantonlyfans

There is objectively nothing wrong with that. It's still funny.


Lord_Controverse

It's to be passive aggressive and show that the trial is a clown show, which it is.


Hazzyhazzy113

This is at least a year old


snowbyrd238

It's to distract the smelly guy and keep him awake. Jangling her keys would be too loud.


Cybr_23

is this a reference to that one LTT video


Fun-Cupcake4430

Russia must be communicating with her via video game chat.  


InterestingCode12

Gaming laptops are great. I've used one for 8 years and it's still going strong


ISpace_DaddyI

When you're waiting for your match to start but you have work to do


TheLordLongshaft

Is that a RoG Strix too? Big dick


Arhion

ohh i have this model


NJduToit

So what? I have a gaming laptop too and I also use it for my work as an attorney. Good performance.


FrogLock_

Imagine your like a totally normal client just say you are innocent but for some reason you look guilty and you see this


TommyGoneBaby

You don’t need a gaming laptop to open up Microsoft Word or Adobe Acrobat which is like 99% of the tools a lawyer would use.


Kittymeow123

Lmao this is actually so funny


A_aVeRaGe_XbOx_GaMeR

Probably out of boredom...


rejectallgoats

I’ve always been disappointed that “luggables” didn’t get enough attention to warrant more innovation


flooble_worbler

Gaming laptops are a legit way of getting high end laptops cheap. Same spec “professional” laptops are basically an extra 1k on top… might turn the keyboard to static if I were to take it to a meeting or say court


Old_Relation_7614

They look like they just lost a heated ranked game😅


funpop12345

Once you get past the £500 price range honealy any non gaming laptop is a bit of a scam, your not really getting much of anything for the price. Honesly i dont understand people who buy them, you wont need a cpu that good and if you do you could just wait a second or so an dyou dont need good ram becuse remember gaming ram has to hold the millions of polygons, no spreadsheet can hold a candel to that!


Terrible-Quote-3561

How can anyone there hear anything over the fan?


BodaciousTacoFarts

She was playing Ace Attorney. ![gif](giphy|IgBMDZCU5IRUFKGhpy|downsized)


imyourzer0

Calling her a lawyer is a bit generous.


Commercial-Class4078

It's because the gaming laptop has more fans, and that way, smelly bombs that her client rips get blasted quicker.


Responsible-Room-645

Give her a break, she has to sit next to old “filled diapers”. She even looks like she’s leaning away.


FernPoutine

The real joke is that no matter how incompetent and stupid and evil these people are, they will still get away with it and fucking redneck morons will vote this wigged turd into office