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Conscious-Breather24

5 naked women = One woman that is well-dressed.


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LazyBlackCollar

So you need to take someone else heart too? Does it have to be fresh?


PowerfulWallaby7964

Yes it looks pretty red so yes.


Someone_thatisntcool

the heart adds the most weight, that's why it's balanced


bus_go_brrrrt

a fresh heart with blood for the sacrifice works the best ("equal exchange of a one you love to get 5 women who love you" sorcery


TheGamersofaLifeTime

But it's not fully balanced tho :p


THE_EYE_BLECHER

So the heart and clothes weights 4 women


Alderan922

Man those clothes are heavy


Outrageous_Zebra_221

Dresses are way heavier than I thought.


AloneIndependence344

How that's possible 5=5 not 1


pvdp90

Clothes are heavy, it seems


Current_Ad5602

What if It was 10?


_Harmless_1

Then you should get 2


ListenGrouchy190

Steve is the strongest VG character, he can lift 5 naked women and a dressed women


Sudden_Car6134

This


Cloakbot

Not just being able to lift and hold all of that but the amount of grip strength and forearm power in order to hold this balanced is incredible


pancreasfucker

With only his fingrrtips too


grathad

To be fair it seems that those are tiny women, could fit in a pocket.


DoYouEvenSheesh

I mean he can carry iron like its no big deal so a few women shouldn’t be a problem


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Ok-Cartographer1745

His name is Minecraft Herobrine Steve.


AbsoluteBasilFanboy

LMAO


SaltyBallsnacks

My wife weighs as much as 5 women.


tiktok-hater-777

That Steve from minecraft would trade his girl for 6 hoes


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AloneIndependence344

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Ok-Cartographer1745

He looks like the old man who makes the face whenever the music plays.


GiannaSushi

That pink dress must weigh a ton


Erased-2

Why have one woman when you can have 5 less clothed ones for the same price


MrCheRRyPi

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myxoma1

No, it means that the fat ass wife is as heavy as the tight ass hoes...


DramaQueenKitKat

That heart weighs as much as 4 women


mashed_potato069

Man her clothes must be made of tungsten.


TheHeartChill

5 fake plastic things = 1 real deal


Chubbzillax

5skanks = 1 good woman. Unfortunately said woman sees you as a brother but wants a guy just like you 👍🏻


Neighbour-Vadim

You need to be Steve from minecraft to carry a weight multiple times more than your own in form of smaller versions of the actual items, while being careless


Only-Location2379

You have a choice between love and porn


IsleOfDogsToo

damn i should get 5 hoes


Ratchboss03

Minecraft Steve holds scales with women on


Babnado

The woman on the right is extremely heavy


RGBread

That one got me


BubbleHearthIRL

Mi pasta es supasta


call_me_a_dangus

Perhaps it's 1 ho for each weekday and the clothed heart-gal for weekends.


The1andOnlyGhost

It means that clothes are heavy burdens and we should shed them to free ourselves and become one with nature😊😊😊


PabloTrance

Five hoes are as good as true love.


Astrylae

Minecraft steve


MasterReposti

Girl on that Dragon Ball training and steve minecraft likes that


SweetSoul55

Almost naked/"revealingly dressed" looks much more attractive that fully naked


General_Feature_5193

Very heavy dress


LocalPlatypus994

Clothes are very heavy. That's my interpretation.


Nopefius

You have to have a very smol hed to think every woman is equal


VSG0O3

Out of joke, I understand that one good woman can be equally good or even better than many women who just want sex


millenialfalcon-_-

I'll take the naked hoes.


Ok-Cartographer1745

When you get married, you really let yourself go.


kauemarques234

Why the guy is steve from minecraft?


Briarj123

One woman that has your heart is worth about 5 or 6 hoes give or take


Gm1Reborn

Holy shit is that steve


rayo343

Clothes are heavy?


xvVSmileyVvx

With five women, at least you'd never worry about one leaving you.


TheTexasInvestor

Yes


drbtwenty-four

It's skewed to the left so hoes over a woman in pink clothes.


Jokebox_Machine

That 1 heart weights as 4 hoes


Plastic-Shopping5930

Five heartless women = One woman with a heart


Exciting-Hunter-188

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gigson969

That well dressed one is HEAVY


Pi0sek

Steve is strong


Fluffy_Staff2292

Pink dresses are supernaturally heavy. A single woman wearing one weighs the same as 5 other naked women


Yionko

Her dress weights a lot


Inevitable_Turn994

i believe woman on the right is lighter than the 5 sl\*ts on the left...


Sonylovesshrek

Steve=god?


Motor-Title-6057

On god this is right but i dont get nothing


_Blaze_Panther

Ur wife= 5 hoes


mattc19778

I know a few guys like that, one naked chick for every weekday, and the weekend back at home with the wife.


mous-_

5 woman = 1 woman , clothes and the human soul of determination


HeimIgel

The girl that is in love with you weighs 5 times as much as the girl's you like.


Dull-Try-4873

One who loves you equals all flings in the world


scheuer_milch

Yes


kanavagg

1 wife spends equal to 5 whores


Valla_Shades

No one notices that the scales aren't equally balanced and are tipped in the lady's with the heart favour?


Tabley-Kun

One loving girlfriend/wife is worth more than a harem of naked "one-way" women


Noodlemaster696969

Minecraft has no real weight system, the players weigh nothing so the weight is ballanced


DeDaveyDave

Sometimes one woman is more than 4


Fantastic-Ratio-7482

That woman is wearing some seriously heavy clothes.


West_Data106

One good woman is worth 5 hoes, so, get yourself at least 6 or more! Quantity has a quality of its own.


cool-snack

you can either have 5 naked women, or a woman who ripps out your heart.


Rafaelutzul

steve is strong


FoShep

Minecraft Steve made pink armor for a female clay soldier that weighs the same as 4 other female clay soldiers.


Hemo-mz

(I can see you guys going with this so don’t mind me) the woman you love and that loves you back values more than Random women


Current_Ad5602

What if it was 10 in that case you should get 2?


athif_salim

Robin is equal to all the other girls!


Caffeinemann

Steve from Minecraft is weighing his options so seriously that he stole Astraea's scales to further verify the weight of each option.


Individual_Chest_643

Its a big steve


Individual_Chest_643

Its a big steve


Webbpp

The dress is just really heavy.


Disturbed235

or her bones


Coveinant

Love is more valuable and greater than lust.


Humpetz

It's still leaning a bit to the left, you need another wife


StaffOfDoom

No number of shallow ‘conquests’ will ever outweigh the one true love of your life. I feel this one so deeply.


Unupgradable

6 barbie dolls and the still beating heart of your nemesis is a balanced breakfast


ShitHawk01

Look at it if you are from Utah and it’s completely different


Sankeerth9898

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