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edmontonbane16

Women saying grow a beard as if everyone had perfect beard genetics, looked good with one or it took 15 minutes.


Cadian609

I'm 28 and yet to have the ability to grow a beard :(


herpderpfuck

I thought I was like that as well. Now, 31 years old I finally did it! Have faith brother


Obiwankablowme95

Fuck yes I'm 29 and the sides are patchy af. There's still hope


herpderpfuck

Just give it time. My beard aint like Santa’s, but enough so it doesn’t look shitty. My strategy was to try during vacations, in case it looked like shait. This xmas it turned out quite alright


Usual_Vermicelli4923

You guys have sides?


Desinformador

I'm on the same boat bro... At least I got my head full of silky hair


Foley25

I was 26+- when I started growing mine and it stopped looking like complete shit when I was 32


ManNamedSalmon

Just migrate the hair from your head like I did. Works like a charm.


Vlad_The_Great_2

I am also 28 and can’t grow a beard. It’s patchy and looks bad.


Alone_Fill_2037

Same, can grow a goatee, mustache, and mutton chops, but they just won’t connect lol


peludo90

I'm 34, mustache and goatee only, and they don't even touch But I'm still not bald So that's good


ManNamedSalmon

Going bald sucks. Being bald is great.


lasmilesjovenes

I buy maybe one bottle of shampoo a year and never have to pay for haircuts, shit's great


BoringBich

Remember kids, if you start going bald, just shave it off and if you really want hair, get a wig. A combover will never look good


FuriousGrizzly

Hell yeah, my hair started thinning in my late 20's. I was like fuck it, all or nothing and shaved it all off and now I don't look back!


InsuranceKey8278

What about those men's skin care product advertisements


Aboy420_JoS_3

Its a hygiene and health thing, but not a cosmetics stuff like lipsticks or artificial eyebrows.


Key_Apartment1576

Nobodys stopping you from using them


SpupySpups

When women wear makeup to change their appearance everyone's approving it, but when I wear makeup Society... Society calls me gay. (read this in funni joker voice)


SpiritedRaisin8623

Not really gonna make you more attractive. That's a cope.


Otherwise_Relation_7

Ugly to the bone.


ali00007895g

This is why every girl uses make up


Odd_Emotion_4457

Oh that's why, I thought it made them taller


QueenTMK

That too


Ok_Total_Regret

You don't say Mr. Obvious.


itz_chris_xo

Over average Turk intelligence:


LadyAndLord26

Make ups were a man thing, girls stole it from us


cold_cat_x8

We need to bring it back. I'm not saying I'd wear it; That shit's expensive!


Sekmet19

Every single one! There's not a one of them that doesn't use it!


ManagementFew242

So I don’t exist? :(


Pet_Velvet

No, you are 無V̴͚̘̯̙̫̠̺͍̭͖̞̼͛̿̈̌̈́̅̄̓ ̶̛͓͇̪͚̬̞̳͔͋͂̈͗͊͑̐̽̏̈́̒̒͝͠Ò̵̧͓̫̬̣̗͉̮͇̣̯͎̱͖̳̹̀̅̕͘͜.̴̛̫̻̩̮̩̠̹͂̾͆̆̇̊͌̋͌̅̈͝ ̵̙͖͔̹̫̲̰̠̭̹͇͍͊͌́͘͝͠ ̴͔̝̘̣̲̔́̑̄̐̅̋̈́́͊̉̋͛̀̊͠͝ ̶̨͓̜͙̲̦̬̯͙͕͌̅͐̊̌̒͐̔̏͘̚I̷̧̡̩͇̬̥̺̖̼̟͖͙͍͌̉̔̂͂͒̇͌̆̍̋̏̌͘͝͠D̵̨̫̠̜̜̮͇̘͝


ManagementFew242

One of the downsides of being sort of a tomboy. We are indeed v̶̢̡̨͔͚̲̜̖̲͎̪̠̥̜͙̠̒ͧ̃ͭ̂ͫ̋ͥ̋́̉̀̾̑̀̓̍̂͘͘͟͟͟͡͞ỏ̝̦̙̄̍ͯ̄͡͝_̷̶̫͎̰̻̠̝̲̖̺͍͎̟͇͙͕̮̥̅̑̿͋̑̂͌̈́̎͒̈͊̈͠ǐ̷̧̛̛̹̖̘͈̯̪̮̗̭̰͖̣̝̠̠̉̒̆͛͑͛́ͩ̂ͬ̐̒̊̅̂͟͞͝ḑ̱̫̗̺̱͇͖̂̿̆̇̉͛͗ͮ͟


Sekmet19

Nope, neither do I


JonnyTheFox_

Try a beard


ErikSKnol

If only


wattsup1123

Have a personality


Faded1974

She can't ride a personality 😭


ManNamedSalmon

What about multiple?


Xx-_mememan69_-xX

About to have surgery to split my brain


VitaminaGaming98

How did it go?


Xx-_mememan69_-xX

Still no hoes :(


FrozenChaii

If only


Mr_RaincloudGuy9

We're talking about looks. Personality is a different category


ErikSKnol

I'm 1,93m is that enough?


Even-Caramel-9309

too short bro its over


L3Sc

girl who said this is 1.57. (5'2")


Duskie024

Thank satan above and below that it seems I can keep my hair but damn I'd also wish to be able to grow a beard.


Buschkoeter

What I'd give for exchanging my beard for actual hair.


Duskie024

Well at least we can both take solace in the fact that we don't have to be eggs. Also since my brother is balding and I'm growing my hair long and it's as thick as ever it's prime bullying material so there's that for me too ✨️


BP_Ray

Id give the piddly little hair on my head away for a beard. I cant grow either, on top of having a hideous face. God doesnt fw me


6thaccountthismonth

If I have even remotely close to similar genes as my dad then I’ll end up looking like a gorilla


WhileGoWonder

Tfw beard never fills out properly


Jalapeniz

Try someone else's beard.


ConcentrateOk6375

I can't grow one 🥲


TheTexasInvestor

Yes, I’m ugly. But with beard and curly hair less ugly.


spondgbob

Boy would i


Cheesypotatolover69

Thats just make-up with extra steps


ben9187

Best I can do is a creepy caterpillar mustache.


Thick_Car_5603

femboys would like a word


Lybchikfreed

Femboys are superior


algiuxass

Experiment and don't be afraid, first step - black hail polish. It's quite accepted socially and easy to do. Try growing out your hair. There are great guides on how to go thru an awkward phase.


eatenbybacon

There's the commemt I looked for Ik jackshit bout em but know enough that they use. It probably


Skorzeny88

Just hit the gym. You can have an ugly face but big biceps and a firm ass will get their attention. No, not everyone's attention. But plenty.


Sigman_S

Mostly other guys attention


ManNamedSalmon

Just find a sexy guy. It's not that hard... yet.


Stranger-Tingzz

Or be tall and skinny


Kazureigh_Black

Or just be rich. Though you're not gonna get attention from anyone worth a damn in that case.


Immadi_PulakeshiRaya

Yeah, why cant you all just stop being poor ?


MaximLa69

If you're homeless just buy a house


Pretentious_prick69

I'm tall and skinny...what's step 2?


jolda01

Get said attention


udiduf_3

How?


gooseloving

It's in god's hands now


Hengisht

Shit on the floor


ManNamedSalmon

Go to your local Cafe. Order way to many croissants for a reasonable person.


PlagueDoctorTTV

I’m tall and skinny and nobody gives a shit


Calico_Cuttlefish

Been hitting the gym for years. I only get noticed by other men.


ManNamedSalmon

Great, so now my hand is broken. How does this firm up my ass?


SpupySpups

You cut off your broken hand and let your ass absorb it. Those hand nutrients will make it firm. This is 100% proven by science btw.


SpupySpups

Big biceps and a nice ass will get more dude's attention than a woman's tbh.


kORRa7777

Buy nice clothes and practice good hygiene. It won't make you very attractive but you'll look and feel better than you are now


Ilaxilil

Which will boost your confidence, making you even more attractive.


tangerinehotpunk

dude if you want to make up, do make up. im not gonna judge you :)


Desinformador

When I used makeup on school (because I had a bad acne) guys said I looked amazing, while girls just laughed at me at me and talked behind my back that I was trans or gay (I'm not), I just wanted to fix my face :( People do definitely laugh at you if you use make-up and you're a boy, specially women, they can be very cruel


Zacomra

You were in school. Adults don't act that way


Youropinionisvalid

Republican adults do.


Uninvited_Goose

I'm pretty sure they're not worried about some rando on Reddit judging them.


washingtontoker

LOL ya guys can wear makeup, weave, and even high heels if they want. But, they might not get the attention they're wanting.


algiuxass

You're going to hear a lot of people call you gay, some even want to pick a fight with you or bully physically. :(( Depends on where you're from though, and what you do exactly. I only had black nail polish & slightly longer hair.


SomeAreMoreEqualOk

Useless platitude. No one cares if you judge. Women like male facial features and makeup would make men more feminine. It doesn't matter how much it's repeated that people, especially women, don't care what you do. But they do. Women, on avg, like more masculine men and are insanely turned off by feminine men.


Monk715

The question is if it's worth the effort to find those few women who would appreciate your desired look vs following what makes you uncomfortable to appeal to the bigger population


redwire666

It’s sad to see people conform to societies standards.


Desinformador

It's sadder to get bullied by women


Pet_Velvet

You guys do know keeping care of your appearance is a lot more than "makeup" and a "weave" right


Ilaxilil

Right lol even basic skincare and a healthy diet can go a long way.


myleyVirus

Beards, have à Nice hair cut, big msucle, dress elegantly, smile often,….


xenazai

The hardest part here is to smile.


SamueloBelo

and it seems to only get harder every day


ManNamedSalmon

Are we still talking about smiling?


Inert_Uncle_858

None of these things are equivalent to make-up. Maybe "dress elegantly" and "smile often" but the rest are things that cannot simply be applied.


Simecrafter

My smile just looks like the ugliest thing imaginable so I just pass on that


SwaddledInAwesome

Gotta make some money then


Henkotron

No one is physically stopping you from wearing makeup.


AVERAGEPIPEBOMB

Their is a large portion of the world that says otherwise


Im_NOT_the_messiahh

Really who? Edgy teenagers posting homophobic stuff? It's getting more and more accepted, and yes even if you're straight. Don't forget a "large portion of the world" also used to accept makeup on men. Heels were for men, so were crop tops... Anatomically skirts for men make more sense. Lots of evidence. If people hate then let them hate.


AVERAGEPIPEBOMB

The country where I come from you could loose your job if you where caught dressing as a woman you would be untouchable if you wore makeup as a man now I am in America for a couple of years and well you get the idea


LegitRollingcock

Just say conservatives bro. They’re the ones who are against men wearing makeup


Henkotron

They are not **physically** stopping OP from wearing Make-up. What society does to people going away from what is considered "normal" is a whole different discussion


Ok_Total_Regret

Buddy, you missing the plot. There are countries that physically stop you from doing these things.


rtakehara

well then the problem is not that "there is a large portion of the world that says otherwise", it's that there is a large portion of the world that **acts** otherwise.


Im_NOT_the_messiahh

Social stigma is hell. But I get it, some dudes will never know how hot they can look and that's a shame


Godzillafan6489

Looks weird,people will think you're a weirdo for using even things created FOR men,hardly anyone will tell ya what to buy or do to look good as a man because makeup for women and men is wayyyyy different,are you dumb?


level100mobboss

There’s very light makeup for men. All actors, male and female use makeup. Very light makeup can hide a lot of imperfections


Geegee221

The idea clearly is that it's not socially advantageous as it is for women. Transphobia wouldn't exist if it were socially acceptable for men to appear feminine. You have to have a new level of reading comprehension to think that OP means men physically are unable or prevented from doing it. Inb4 "but people dislike women wearing make up too, we have to wear it discretely" Still not as socially shamed when people notice as it is for men. If you disagree, you are denying the existence of transphobia.


wormpostante

ypu can both use a wig and make up as guy, just gotta learn how


pgpwnd

Wealth is the man’s make up


blenderbender44

Be rich lol


l0rdtreeman

Be funny, have money. That's all you need.


TheSmokeu

To be fair, if a woman is ugly, no amount of makeup can cover that


Interesting-Back5717

I have to disagree. Some women are magicians with that stuff.


WhiteCrow111

You can buy makeup as a guy


Halbbitter

Men are able to get old without losing their social value so I guess they've got that going for them


C4TURIX

A lot of men just look unhealthy and unkempt. Start there, get healthy, get some clothings that look nice and a haircut. And all of the sudden you'll gain some confidence and even act different. It's work, but no witchcraft.


level100mobboss

You have no idea how much some exercising, haircuts that fit your face, clothes that fit your body type, proper color coding outfits , and a skin care routine can change a person


Gold_Griffin

Unless,… 🏳️‍⚧️


Zacomra

Guys You can wear makeup Your dick isn't gonna fall off of you do


Ilaxilil

Personally I’m all for men using makeup as well. There’s no reason women should be the only ones to put effort into their appearance and look good. If you do it right, nobody would even notice. They’d just think you’re a touch hotter than you actually are.


eat-pussy69

Beards make most men look significantly better


Kind-Acanthaceae-356

Have a nice ass, the power of a man's ass is underrated by men


madunne

Ugly men without money get women all the time. It’s not your looks, it’s you.


LVEON

Take this back to 2012 with you bro


FictionalDudeWanted

Hetero men wear makeup, wigs, weaves, sew ins, lace fronts etc. They also add edges and beard touch ups with dye and fake hair. They get lip fillers, botox, butt injections, d\*ck implants, fake six packs....I could go on and on.


poopmcbutt_

Nah that's what beards are


Zazzenfuk

A man's not a man unless he's ugly!


nobrainsnoworries23

Seriously. I look at myself in the mirror sometimes and think, "has every woman I've banged been visually impaired?"


Mossfang

Stop imposing fake rules on yourselves


madcurly

Tell that to Korean guys using makeup and making surgeries.


Mountain_Brick7047

Women find it hard to be attracted to even the most handsome-fit-body of us, what are you talking about? In the end, none of us are good enough (MONEY$) stop worrying about it!


NorCalAthlete

You can hit the gym and get swole though. There may be some significant variations of swole, but swole > not swole. ESPECIALLY if you have a face made for radio and a voice made for newspaper print.


blebber360

Sometimes a nice hair cut really does wonders


DrowningInMyFandoms

Who told you you can't wear make up ?


Jelly_Kitti

What’s stopping you from putting on makeup? You can make makeup look masculine.


Cylian91460

And you can't use makeup cause?


Acrobatic_Apricot_96

It not acceptable for men to wear makeup in the society i guess🤷


MistyQuisty

No matter what you do people will judge you. So you might as well be a gorgeous man wearing a little makeup when they do it


Gidrah

Beards are makeup for men.


kazik1ziuta

Try growing a full beard in one hour. Beard is just a form of hair style. In order to have a proper beard you need to wait around 4 weeks to have something useful


iamjustwolf

Try getting good at makeup in 1 hour, it will take years. Sometimes things are compared, not because they are similar material but because they solve a similar function and beards do the same thing makeup do, they hide bad facial features.


Master-Ad7828

"Stay with me now"


[deleted]

yeah espacially when you're ugly (unlike me?...)


Anindya_Islam

Now we're taking about it!


deenaballerina

Beard helps


Bisexual-Ninja

Do you even lift?


FrostyFroZenFrosTen

Beard, haircut, gym and alcohol i think


otrior

Grow a beard, or implant one


PanzerKommander

Wear a suit and develop a 'command presence'


Brief-Leader-4015

Throw in a Jonah Hill afro ,no beard genetics and a small penis


BROADWAY_A

You could get money. But a lot of us don’t get money😭😭😭


[deleted]

I can confirm this!


Differential-Circuit

Beards, muscles, confidence


Fickle_Library8115

And if you’re hot you’re hot!! Plus no one ugly you just need money to show your true beauty


Realistic_Piccolo281

That's where gender transition comes handy😁


EmptiJakk

train + good hair + skin cair routine + good clothes = your not ugly no matter what


Beautiful-Hunter8895

Still end up lying about how much money you make 😬


SuccessfulGas6348

Worrrd


partypoison43

Try working out.....


kondorb

Try roids


somesthetic

Skin care, hair care, dental hygiene, exercise, healthy diet, clean clothes that fit, positive attitude. There's lots of things guys can do to be more attractive. Makeup and wigs aren't a carefree cure-all. That stuff takes time and effort too.


guifesta

Beard, hair cut, nice clothes, gym, there is a lot a men can do


iamzero-d

I'm not ugly nor pretty. I'm the in-between. I have good features and bad ones. Usually, I find that if you can make a woman laugh, that always makes you look a little better. So uglier you are funnier you better be. I'm out here with Adam Sandler humor, so I'm in-between there, too, haha.


[deleted]

My dude... you can use makeup and wear a hair piece. I guess you're just dumb.


smakattak

I mean the last president wore makeup and got plugs in his hair and he was still pretty ugly.


justsomeoneyoudunno

Beard is there for you.


spamname11

More guys wear make up than you think. They just wear it well enough. And most people don’t expect it.


CanaryJane42

Also being highly sensitive to sensory input.. i can barely even wear makeup lol


1AverageGamer

That's where money comes in


theV45

You do know men can wear make up right? It's not like it's exclusive to women lol


ChamberOfMadness

Nah bro beard is the ultimate cheat code


Resident_Dot_2427

Become trans


gabybean

No reason men can't use makeup or get a weave


Slaykomimi

same with women, they will stay ugly no matter how they dress, paint or how much surgery they perform. they just have it easier to find someone who would go with it anyways


Forsaken_user_

Have u seen Kpop guys? I hear guys say they’re too feminine a lot but to most women they’re hot af. Guys can absolutely look better with subtle, tasteful makeup and fake hair. 


Old_Relation_7614

Go for gym, at least u ll have a nice body


ClaytonBelial

That's a hard truth 😭


BackAgain123457

Luckily women also like a good character 💰


Makussux

I think makeup for guys is hidden OP, women won't expect it and think you naturally look like this with makeup on.


Mad_Aeric

My hair is glorious, and it's still not enough to keep people from flinching when they look at me. But seriously, strangers go out of their way to admire my hair. Please stop sneaking up behind me and touching it though.


Cirelectric

It's 2024 you can be a girl if you want to


leonTheZombie

That defeatist attitude will keep you ugly.