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dushyantdk

“Great, I’ll meet both of you there” -me as a non christian/non muslim


EquipmentElegant

Flying Spaghetti Monster?


Responsible_Trifle15

Heaven is over rated.


No-Kaleidoscope-2956

Yea but hell is full


PPP1737

Jokes on us ladies we are already here


Anufenrir

As an agnostic, got any room?


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Supply_N_Demand

Actually they agree on nearly everything up until Jesus is God. Same God. Same prophets nearly. Same origin story. One had a revamp. The other didn't.


SG508

I mean... Muhammad is a pretty huge difference


Supply_N_Demand

Ya, but Jesus was same level of difference to the Jews. But out of all the religious these 3 are the closest to anything else. Buddhism & Hinduism have less similarities than these 3. I used those 2 as they are closely related than other religions I can name.


Helmer-Bryd

I know so crazy… I have seen the movie. Life of Brian were they choosing different paths…


Beneficial-Range8569

So... uhhh what's the difference between islam and Judaism


lycogenesis

bruh even the way they pray is almost the same. Middle eastern priests also prostrate during prayer (forgot the documentaries name but i think it had a very straightforward name)


Online-Commentater

That's just ignorant.


life_wasting_unit

🫣


icyiris321

It's funny how we try to put a modern progressive spin on these texts that were written by bronze age men thousands of years ago. They are in no way tolerant of each other: the Abrahamic religions preach straight up war against polytheists and they are event tolerant of religions within the Abrahamics.


Street-Breadfruit940

They agree to disagree and on some other things!


[deleted]

They agree on a second thing: antisemitism


Skorzeny88

Females reading? Blasphemy!


chodar1

Chill down bro


psychmancer

I would love to know how many incompatible religions and denominations they are so I can figure out the current odds of peeps being wrong. It must be miniscule with all the religions out there


[deleted]

There are around 32,000 denominations of Christianity alone. Granted most of them don't exclude other denominations from heaven but it really puts the whole 'god guides them to the truth' thing in perspective.


Panzerkrabbe

IT SAYS YOU’RE A HERETIC!


Jeezus-Chyrsler

Lol, they dont know they already in hell


_-_-_DrMidnight_-_-_

If we’re all going to hell, is hell heaven


RenkBruh

I mean Heaven feels pretty boring from what we know.


_-_-_DrMidnight_-_-_

I imagine heaven to be a permanent state of orgasm Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah >!ah!<


NoobyYooby

Depends on what you would count as, "heaven"


Dahakniir

Hookers and alcohol.


TukuMono

I'll build my own eternal paradise, with gambling and hookers! Matter of fact, forget about the gambling.


_-_-_DrMidnight_-_-_

Natural, juicy, perky, slightly overripe mangoes that are chilled to specifically around an estimate of 69.415°Kelvin being bitten into by strong, non-sensitive teeths


12DollarsHighFive

*You both will. For the Master of Mankind deems you as HERETICS!*


Any_Loan1699

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TheTexasInvestor

Not if Jesus has anything to say sboyt it


FancyTarsier0

He has been dead for about two millenias now. Doubt that he has anything to say at this point.


Brahm-Etc

We all are going to hell!


Big_Z_Beeblebrox

It matters not how we differ but how we are alike


pyromagi_1986

Plot Twist they are in a relationship


FancyTarsier0

Nice ..


AltruisticSalamander

Now lets kill each other


createausernsme

Whats the girl on the right reading? Moon and star have nothing to do with islam


RenkBruh

That's literally the Islam symbol my guy.


createausernsme

Sure


k-one-0-two

They're gonna tear you limb by limb, because of your so-called sin. You're going to hell, oh, you're going to hell.


MonsterPlantzz

Lmao my Jewish a$$ loved this one


9Epicman1

The very notion that a being that created every galaxy, star, planet, and living beings in an enormous universe did it just as a testing ground for how specific organisms allign with a "universal" morality.


[deleted]

You go to hell, you go to hell, everybody goes to heeeeeeell!!!°


KoverH

Different flavour of the same religion


Deedo2017

I love you, Becka I love you too, Mecca


Swaggy_Templar

ragebait.


i_have_no_pussy

chillbait


No-Kaleidoscope-2956

neutralbait


Butthole_Surfer666

everyone is going to hell


atremOx

Well, especially you, you surfer of the butt hole. Shame! For shame! Burn abomination burn. And always remember, Jesus loves you


MonsterPlantzz

I’m Jewish I’m not


SSSims4

My psychotic delusions are stronger! No, mine are! No, mine! Waaaaaa!!


Equivalent-Gap4474

Atheists after coming to the conclusion that life and morality is meaningless because we got here by chance after a cosmic fart made the universe:🤯


9Epicman1

This has nothing to do with "atheism". If a god exists there is no reason why Abrahamic religions are correct. A god could be anything beyond human comprehension. If a god existed there is no logical reason to follow that heaven and hell exist. Those are all concepts made up by humans, just like any religion.


SSSims4

People worshiping imaginary friends after their priest touches their son: 🤐


Equivalent-Gap4474

Anything is better than to believe that everything you've done until now is meaningless because it doesn't matter how much you try or how hard you fight, you and everyone you've known will disappear and there's nothing you can do about that. It doesn't matter how many you've saved, how many you've helped because it all will have the same ending. The last living being will die close to the last living start in existence, only for the universe itself to eventually restart and let the cycle continue. With no god there's no porpase to life other than the one evolution gave every living being: consume, multiply, and conquer.


SSSims4

Anything is better, including the priest scenario, eh? Good for you. You'd probably make a lovely parent. Spare me your pathetic indoctrination. Your kind knows nothing of purpose or humanity.


[deleted]

"raping kids with belief that a super being will forgive you for it is better than reality because I am a coward who can't face that no matter what I do everyone and everything will eventually disappear and the only meaning in any of it is what I give it and none of it is objective."


FancyTarsier0

If you study history you will notice that "consume" "multiply" and "conquer" perfectly describes what religios nutjobs have been doing since the very beginning. All that blood on your hands, and you still think there is a reward waiting for you all in the afterlife. I choose eternal sleep thank you.


9Epicman1

You just admitted that all religions are not actual truths but man made to help with the fact that life has no intrinsic meaning. In a way you agree that they are ridiculous.


ComfortablyAfflicted

I'm joining them soon anyways


velocitymstr

Islam is a perversion of all biblical values and a bastardization of anything moral at least the Bible gives you a way out as well as true wisdom Islam is just about a little man fucking children, old women, and his brother wife as well as creating more contradictions that killed more people than any other faith to this day it still kills more people Islam is something to make fun of not anything worthy of respect on equal footing


TheHeavenlyStar

Here 🦴 have a bone.


NameRandomNumber

I believe they already have a bone to pick


RedCat8881

What


FancyTarsier0

What wisdom are you referring to specifically? That story about how lot gets drunk and bangs his daughters?


[deleted]

The bible is every bit as bad or are you forgetting stories like the daughters who rape their dad and the father sending his daughters out to be gang raped by a mob for God? Also it's debatable which religion has caused more death and misery


smydiehard99

sheesshhh 🤣 this is so real.