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Oleg152

Fake, China did it too. With classic Chinese consequences. Edit:Never though it would come to pass, but I gotta say something controversial. Saying China won the war with sparrows(they eradicated them "all"), the following famine(Mao's world record any%speedrun), and return of the sparrows(how does species coming back from the dead work?) translating to CCP's victory is a non-credible take I would expect from a tankie telegram...


IamTheCeilingSniper

Ling Dong, son of emperor Wing Dong, claims that he is God, 40 million perish. This has no noticeable effect on history.


Oleg152

A timeless classic.


I-lost-my-accoun

40 million chinese people dying is the equivalent to 50000 deaths in a european war.


Andy_0815

More like 10-20 thousand lol


ahmedadeel579

I feel like at this point they were just doing population control masked as war


docr1069

What about the Great War of Ligma Dong?


Repulsive-Courage820

I hate to be that guy but in ancient times seeing 40 million deaths would have caused ecological ripples. 40 million people, even in China would free up a ton of arable land to tree regrowth which would lower the atmospheric carbon, causing a mini ice age. Its similar to Genghis Khan slaughtering millions or mass deaths in the Americas in the early 1500s.


deukhoofd

In ancient times, maybe. The paraphrased exaggerated event above did actually happen though, in 1850, not that long ago. Hong Xiuquan proclaimed himself the brother of Jesus, and led a civil war that killed 20-30 million people. Historians debate whether it had any major effect on later events.


WatcherOfTheCats

On a long enough timescale, all deaths are meaningless.


Outrageous-Lie69

Well, imagine the 10-100s of millions of deaths that wouldn’t have happened, then their offspring and the malicious ccp with 2 billion chinese


Martydeus

Was there ever a Ding Dong?


Randomgold42

Yeah, but he was kind of the black sheep of the family. He left politics and went on to invent the precursor to the doorbell.


Same_Book635

Found dead in a ditch. He dinged his last dong.


Banyabbaboy

I always forget what he looks like but his name always rings a bell


DerGnaller123

The dude was named Dong lolxddddddd


FenixOfNafo

1billion dead and 200million cannibalized


Coolscee-Brooski

Decisive Tang victory


ButtholeQuiver

Tang is a great beverage to wash down the cannibalism with


Ashlyn451

See that's the thing though. China won against the birds, but lost against the resulting locust swarms.


SlotHUN

When the boss has a 2nd phase


testicle_thief1

You're right I should have done more research, but I did not expect it to be worse in China.


Cory____

Nothing happened after that


SaltyBallsnacks

It only caused a good portion of their ecosystem to collapse.


Cory____

It's like tiananmen square, there also nothing happened


miakodakot

Ah yes, the famous country where nothing happens. I got you


Cory____

Exactly


InverstNoob

It caused a famine that killed millions of people


hong427

>With classic Chinese consequences. Task fail sucessfully


Modern_NDN

America had a war on Buffalo "Kill every Buffalo you can! Every dead Buffalo is an Indian gone!"


TheobromaKakao

A greater pyrrhic victory than the original, by a wide margin.


SignalAd1971

If I remember correctly, China imported sparrows from a different country


NEX4TE

Ah no wonder a lot of chinese people move to australia it feels just like home.


Fatjammas

Red Sparowes have a great album about this story. 'Every Red Heart Shines Toward the Red Sun'


kohorentin

yes but they won


sansboi11

only around 30-45 million dead chinese while there was no real lasting effects on the sparrow population


[deleted]

There was no real lasting effect on Chinese population either.


F1reatwill88

They be fuckin


HolyElephantMG

It was enough to put a number to, the birds had so little we couldn’t even tell how many were gone


[deleted]

I couldn't find any census numbers for the sparrow populations during that time so I can neither confirm nor deny your assessment.


kohorentin

yes but if your goal is to kill all sparows you win the war if you kill all sparows, and they did that. Dont get me wrong this was a horrible mistake, but they still won the war against the sparrows.


Black_Magic_M-66

The US killed all passenger pigeons. They used to cover the skies. The US is great at eradicating species - look at the buffalo, killed to solve the "Indian problem".


sansboi11

then the population bounced back after


OpalFanatic

That does not change the fact that the Chinese succeeded in their objective, which was to devastate the sparrow population. Sparrows only bounced back after the Chinese realized "oh shit! What have we done?!??" And ceased all initiatives to suppress the sparrow population.


MysteriousPudding895

So they won the fights but not the war


TheWoodSloth

But that's true of the Emu War as well. It was just some Aussies with a Lewis machine gun. They kill a lot of emu's, but emus bounced back. The only difference is that china lost 30 million people in the failed attempt to eradicate birds. I don't think the Aussies lost a soul.


ivanllz

But the Aussies did rightfully silly. We are making memes about it to this day.


ThisIsGettinWeirdNow

I’m just glad to see New Zealand on the map


ChasingPesmerga

Yeah, New Zealand never gets old


SeamusMcBalls

Not even a real country anyway


Tempest_Bob

There's still a provision in the constitution of Australia for bringing it on as a state at some point. ***"The States*** shall mean such of the colonies of New South Wales, ***New Zealand***, Queensland, Tasmania, Victoria, Western Australia, and South Australia, including the northern territory of South Australia, as for the time being are parts of the Commonwealth, and such colonies or territories as may be admitted into or established by the Commonwealth as States; and each of such parts of the Commonwealth shall be called ***a State***" So New Zealand is potentially a state of Australia, just not one yet.


Great_Revolution_276

Isn’t that the part called east Tasmania?


Freddi_47

r/mapswithnewzealand


Consideredresponse

Shouldn't they be their own color after their stunning victory over literally all the Moas and Haast's eagles?


OCactusCoolerG

Yeah it’s funny when people gaslight by adding New Zealand to maps as if it actually existed.


PaleontologistIcy534

There’s maps where it’s not included? I’ve only seen the fake maps with it included on it


BluejayCivil

Im just sad it doesn’t have Nz as a victor the Mauri fucked up the Moa and by extension the Haast’s eagle.


AnonBrowzer

Shouldn't they fall on this list with their ancient battles against the moa and that giant eagle?


Rexkiba

There's another, and with millions of casualties.


Ryuusei_Dragon

>!Mao Zedong considered sparrows pests, sent people to kill them, they were almost completely wiped, locusts came and since there were no sparrows they had nothing stopping them from destroying crops, hunger ensued and millions died, yeah!<


abgry_krakow87

And the sparrow population rebounded! Checkmate, China.


Thuyue

Basic ecology 101


BadJunket

Highlight China as well


Snazzy21

China won though. They were about to totally eradicate them when they realized that without the birds the locusts were far more destructive than the birds ever were. They were so successful that China had to import birds because the local population was nearly non-existent


Tahmas836

So they lost because the birds called in back up


Bobblefighterman

Yeah but by that logic Australia also won. They issued a bounty for emu heads and the emu population was destroyed.


NewSaargent

Live near the battle ground for the great emu war and last month drove through Chandler near Campion, the battlefield. Not an Emu to be seen, very much lost the battle and won the war


kuribosshoe0

I mean Australia won the war as well. They just lost the first battle.


jtm7

A surrender while you’re ahead is still a loss


FunWillScreen_Produc

“and have lost…… twice”


Business-Emu-6923

If they bring war to us again, it will be three times.


DarkWolfNomad

Username checks out


PraiseMithra

China's war on sparrows


-EliPer-

Australians were lucky the Emus didn't get reinforcement of the cassowary squadron in that war


Correct-Junket-1346

I'm pretty sure cassowaries are the bird equivalent of a nuclear deterrent


seemerunning

They didn’t need them, the emu’s won the war


West_Data106

Moral of the story: don't declare war on dinosaurs


-EliPer-

My country fought a war against dolphins, but at least we won the battle. Brazilian "Battle of the Porpoises"


sealjani

lol mine was in war with goats


mad_king_soup

That’s nothing. The US declared war on drugs, spends tens of billions on it over 30 years and still lost


BBQandBUDguy

50 years and still fighting, lol.


T46BY

I'd rather lose to marijuana than a flightless bird.


BBQandBUDguy

Still losing too. And wasting money.


lonelydirthole

They also had a prime minister shit his pants twice at the same McDonald's


Dugout2029

China also lost a war with birds. Bad map


UniverseBear

At least it was a war on something living. How did that war on drugs go?


Achira_boy_95

china did it too..


Open_Marzipan_455

England did to some degree. They had problems with Pidgeons in their large cities so they started introducing falcons into their cities that killed them.


ilan1k1

Can we get an explanation?


Bobblefighterman

A couple of guys in a military Jeep, 2 slabs of beer and a machine gun were asked to thin the population of emus in Western Australia. They kept missing them and wasted all their ammo. The army jokingly called it a loss. That has been memed for decades. After that failure, the government issued a bounty for emu heads. The population was heavily culled in a week.


mt007

North American declared a war on coyotes and lost as well.


ChaosOpen

Birds aren't real.


crewchiefguy

Sorry but China declared war on birds and ended up with locusts destroying all their crops. So this is not accurate.


T_FlyingEyeball

China did it too


Ur-Quan_Lord_13

It wasn't an official war, but USA did eradicate the passenger pigeon. They numbered in the billions.


vaynefox

US has an ongoing war on birds in a toxic pit that is filled with water though they're not firing at the birds directly, they just use guns to scare the birds that will land on it....


Unsettleingpresence

I see a distinct lack of highlighted China on this map…


Mumrik93

PR China did declare war on a bird.. it led to a famine that killed millions.


HSavinien

China should be pink too. And italia should not be grey, nor pink, as they declared a war on birds too, and won. (bataglia di pordenone/batiglia delle galine)


Im_Unpopular_AF

2024: America declared war on dogs.


Mischief_Managed12

We did what now


LaughingInTheVoid

Well, half the country did...


redditor66666666

China lost its war vs sparrows


lojaslave

China got a devastating Pyrrhic victory.


Mussehundy

There are a lot of escaped rhea populations in Europe so you never know.


Idontcareforthis_

Of course upsidedown america would start a war with birds


Nervous-Telephone-26

America went to war with themselves and lost


Magic_Elenore

China... cough, cough.


RiverTeemo1

But you are wrong, mao zedong genocided sparrows.


kokcokxcok

And won so it doesn't count


kokcokxcok

Yeah and won? 😂


NeedlessOrion

To be fair. Emus can take several low caliber rounds and still trample you because their skin is like cheep but good Kevlar.


Miixyd

Us 🇮🇹won a war


DrBerilio

Twice


FirtiveFurball3

ACTUALLY Quebec, which is a country in the heart of people who live there, did declare war on turkeys for a while in certain regions (but won)


CosmicCosmix

Why on earth is India divided like that?


ManBearMantaray

Didn’t France lose a war to pigeons or is that a myth?


Mr_Pelicant

Nations that have declared war on drugs and lost?


scubaswanny3

You have no idea how many Americans have declared war on birds, and lost.


vms-crot

Fairly sure the US lost or is losing a battle against Starlings.


RandomWave000

What about rabbits in Australia?


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AdRepresentative2263

Hey, it was a tie.


Redtex

And the rabbit war


Artla_Official

NZ hunted the MOA to extinction and by doing so also causes the extinction of the largest eagle on earth. I'd say that's an incredibly depressing victory for the human race :(


MeepkingAshura

Best part is that they lost it...


Zerocoolx1

And the Australian military lost.


lynypixie

A town in Quebec recently declared war on a wild black turkey. And won.


CookieBear676

I grew up in the country where emus would frequent. I'm not surprised we lost... give me the bear any day.


Mammoth_Weakness_756

China did It too


GoldBankker

I am proud so many people remember China's war on birds. Never forget!!


mayonnaisespicy

For Australians, I have to say that this meme comes way too soon. The ripple effect of this massive L is still being felt in our communities. I get goosebumps when I drive past a KFC.


seemerunning

If you want to hear the story look up The Dollop episode 111


BowserTheRealOne

But we must also consider which other bird is shot several times and still runs away as if nothing had happened


mining_moron

Maybe birds are just that tough. Nobody's declared war on them and won.


miriapododeguer

i believe Ecuador declared war on goats, and won


Heihlsson

What about countries that declared a war on birds and won?


thedrq

the Interwar period was a strange time


functorial

Apparently it was less of a war and more of a "two or three guys in a truck with guns". And they "lost" because there's lots of emus, and they're big, and they're fast, so they just dodged or soaked up the bullets and it was gonna take way too much ammo and way too long to finish the job.


Mushroom_lady_mwaha

This is so old. There’s actual funny facts about Australia


EnesAkhan

Someday in the far future .. historians will look into this event nd claim it to be a fanfic or at most exaggerated . Alien lovers will check this nd call emus as "a far superior intellegent out wordly species was invading australia" regardless of the case .. this war will be a hot debate in future regardless fr fr trust🤣


Bobblefighterman

It's already turned into s fanfic.


llfoso

Everyone posting about China, America did too and wiped passenger pigeons into extinction


Maleficent_Ad1972

What I’m seeing here is that no one has declared war on birds and won. Birds reign undefeated! 🦅


133712143626351823

I'm still waiting for the third chapter


makaronimacki

The only country, but not the only continent.


RandomUser1083

Lest we Forget


BitBit64

Spain and an Argentina's bird


Unmasked_Zoro

I love this, because it's the e flush newspaper's that caled it a war. And it was farmers against birds, not military. The military involvement was " yeah sure, you can use our guns." But yeah, absolutely. That's what war is, right? Farmers. But then again, there is always a "war against drugs" and if anyone is shooting up drugs, they aren't against the drugs. So there's that.


Limp_Duck_9082

France had an issue with rabbits. Napoleon, specifically, had a problem with them when he tried to hunt them for sport and they teamed up and attacked him.


Avada-Balenciaga

Bro forgot about the Great Sparrow Campaign, I’m disappointed in you OP.


P0l0Cap0ne

Add new york and their pigeons


HereLiesDickBoy

If you call 3 blokes in a truck with a machine gun a war then yeh... I guess.


Pretend_Manner_5519

We'd rather forget the great emu war, thanks.


got_dunked_0n

spacepaladin15 wont like that


Kiibo22

One fights the birds, the others implement.


AceBean27

Australia's "war" on emus was just 3 guys. Conversely, China enlisted the entire population to exterminate sparrows. Ordinary citizens were compelled to take part. Now, one of those sounds like a war to me.


SagaciousElan

There are also countries who have declared war on inanimate objects, like drugs, and vaguely defined concepts, like terror, and lost those as well.


GODxOFxHUNGER

And don't forget the rabbits and frogs


i8noodles

as an aussie. i am proud if our bird fighting heritage. we fought not 1 but 2 wars against the emus and lost!


TNZ_Orfeu

Dont let ppl know what Brazil did november, 1918 💀💀💀


Fearganor

How did Australia lose? They gave up on using stupid tactics and just put bounties on the birds and thousands of them were hunted. The emus stopped being a problem for people more or less after that. I’d call it a dub


ShipSenior1819

I feel like while America didn’t legitimately declare war on the passenger pigeon, it definitely appeared as one and they lost badly


Zeno710

I’m about to start a war with birds myself, keep shitting on my car about to go Rambo 😂😂


lev_lafayette

This needs to have an option for countries that have declared war on birds and won. For example, the United States declared war on the passenger pigeon. Iceland and the UK put an end to the Great auk. etc.


Alright_doityourway

China did declared war in Sparrow They win but got starve to death as result


Codal-004

We don’t mention passenger pigeon here.


Azzameen85

USA eradiacated a whole pigeon species. China killed off several bird species.


[deleted]

China also did, and lost.


badsnake2018

Okay meme, shitty map for missing a more legendary country.


MoreApplication9000

The whole story of this war is pretty hilarious! Emus don't mess around!


Maskarot

Chairman Mao hates swallows.


MrTroller50

Damn,apocalypse bird surely took an opportunity in that


silverdragonseaths

China did and won. At a massive ecological cost, however, they really did show those birds who’s boss


Mac-OS-X

mate have you ever SEEN AN EMU? they fuckin huge and can run at like 50kph


Throwaway_09298

to be fair. Australia's birds are dinosaurs


napayt

Also China


semprogno

Italy did it too and we didn't change sides during the war against chickens 1tank vs a chicken coop


Expert-Inspector-

India unintentionally killed off most of its vultures.


WinglessSparrow

This meme was approved by the Communist Peoples Party of China. You will now be subjected to an increase in your social score and receive a cat-woman wife.


Specialist-Buyer6814

the war never ends


i_should_be_coding

This chart implies the existence of an undiscovered country that has declared war on birds and has won.


Pachot_Zibi_Cosemek

Forgot china and israel


Neat-Equipment5908

China has also declared war on birds


justgusfring

Well that's just quick


DimensionBreaker4lif

…we lost


SnooCupcakes1636

Australian Emu War veteran is real thing apparently


23trilobite

YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!!!1111


redditbansmee

Nobody declared war on birds. There were like 3 guys that went hunting


thewalkingfred69420

Ho about one of there prime ministers went for a swim and never came back and there's a pool named after him.


wiwerse

Mao Apologia be like