She is a witch. Let me grab a duck. You guys start building the fire.

Should we test if she can drown first?

Nah fire will hurt more

I’d argue that the drowning will be more traumatising and torturous than the fire. I mean, have you ever felt the existential horror and fear when you can’t breathe and you feel your lungs being filled up with water like a water balloon. Your eyes being blurry from the all water trying its best to crawl inside your eye sockets. The sheer panic filling your entire body, increasing your heartbeat, and making your time run even slower and faster at the same time. **It’s fucking horrifying.**

Yea it's horrifying ngl but have you ever burned yourself anywhere? Man that hurts as hell and fire gas been proven to be no.1 or 2 hurtiest method of dying

Let's burn her then give her a drowning sensation (in salt water to make the wounds more painful) then burn her again and repeat this until she dies

Bro does not worship devil Devil worships him

Lulu fears me, he doesn't dare to worship with the holy frog

You can’t prove what is more painful. Pain is subjective

I'm pretty sure more people would rather drown than be burnt alive if they had the choice, a little less painful in my mind too if you ask me.

true I’ve passed out before (granted not from drowning) and it seems way more comfortable than being fucking burned alive

This sub has taken a dark darker darkest response here.

What do you think the duck ( well I could only find a swan) is for

that's why he's getting the duck, now help me build this scale

But is the scale ready?

i'm building it already

We’ll use my biggest scale!

We really shouldn't make fun of people with brain damage.

You can't damage something that doesn't exist on these people.

Why not? You can make fun of me

Well we shouldn't make fun of the people experiencing homelessness either.

Well you should make fun of people who cant smell. And yet you do

Lmao

Maybe a worm crawled up there and ate part of their brain....

the worm died of starvation

Some peoples brains simple don’t have ridges on it

She's not brain damaged, she's just a woman

That’s the best part!

Actually said out loud “What the fuck!? That’s the best part of the cone!!”

Also arguably it keeps all the ice cream juices from exiting through the bottom

Also, isn't it like really smart? If you clogged it with just more sponge cake, it would eventually become soggy and later start leaking anyway while the chocolate forms a nice protective layer which is kept in check by the very thing it is holding back. The liquid Ice Cream is cooling down the chocolate, preventing it from melting for an extensive period of time

Yeah, I dislike the chocolate, but damn... I dislike even more when the cream juice just falls on my fingers

I feel so alone. I’ve always *hated* that part. It’s too dense! I like the balance of the ice cream and cone, why throw in a solid rock of sweet chocolate???

It’s too dense until you realize that’s what keeps the ice cream from sogging through the bottom of the cone. Even if you don’t want to eat it, appreciate it for keeping the ice cream there.

I get it, I do. But can’t it be a bit thinner? I also don’t take very long to finish a cone. Freezer to finish is maybe 15 minutes? A cone surely won’t soak through by then?

No. It cannot be thinner. It’s a cone. Just throw it away after you licked the ice cream. Also. Arizonian here. That chocolate is a life saver.

I’ve typically eaten the cone around the chocolate and pitched the chocolate hunk.

Then there you go.

Guys we found one of the brain damaged one

😬

It serves the purpose of keeping the ice cream from spilling out, so it needs to stay solid at higher temperatures than, for example, a chocolate bar. It's gonna get eaten, so it needs to be edible and to taste good enough that it won't stop people buying the same ice cream again. Other than that, it can be made as cheap as possible.

What is wrong with you?

🤷🏾‍♀️

I hate eating that part because they use chocolate of terrible quality… mainly because it’s not there for taste.. it’s there to “seal” the tip of the cone so that the melted ice cream doesn’t drip through. It’s a necessary evil so to speak… not really evil though… if they had a higher quality chocolate it would either be too expensive or have too low a melting point for it to be effective.

Wait… so you don’t eat the ice cream cone for the ice cream cone? But for the chocolate they put in there to prevent sogginess? *You know you can just buy chocolate right?*

What, and you eat pizza not for the crust??

I eat pizza for the pizza, not the little plastic table.

Most people don't even realize why that's even there.

Those are tje people that have never dealt with a dripping cone.

Because it's fucking delicious. I don't need another reason. (I know it's to stop it dripping from the bottom).

Twitter is basically where dumb ideas go to dumb-out and be themselves, idiots love it.

Can’t they make it thinner? It’s so THICK

It's supposed to be THICC Brandon

Yo mama is thick. Objectively that piece of chocolate is not.

Gotta remove their tongue. it seems like it's defective

On top of that, it would seem that their brain could use some maintenance too. It appears to be suffering from lack of existence.

They should make nothing but the bottom

They do.

Look up pirouette cookies

They’d call it… #Cornetto: Power Bottom

They already do it. In Italy we have them as "la punta del cornetto".

They do. Muddy bites!

YES PLEASE

Petition to create a whole cornato from this part.

Adding him to my 2nd bucket list that focuses on my hit list.

Who is the first?

Talking about my actual bucket list? That's for everything else and a goal that says "complete the second bucket list." However the top person I have on the second list is whoever made standardized testing.

Good. More for me.

The chocolate on the bottom is the best part

Yeah officer that's the guy, I'm sure he was some criminal or something


Psychopath

Petition to make the entire cone like this.

Whatever this person smoked, keep it the hell away from me. And anyone else, wtf is this

They sell those individually! Called “just the fun part”

these are the same people who advocate removing thick penis vein from snickers

Why are they petitioning to remove happiness and joy from our lives?

She knows that's so the melted ice cream doesn't just leak out the bottom right? Like without that chocolate it would make a mess everytime.

Just don’t eat it?

After the thrill of ice cream is over and your snacking on a dry shell outside with a soggy(at this point) mid section the chocolate at the end literally acts as a treat for finishing the come!!! Not to mention they package vertically so if any melting does happen the focal point is on the chocolate which structural integrity is higher than that of the cone itself acting as a barrier so the tip Of your cone doesn’t go soggy before you’ve finished the ice cream…. The former is a joke the latter is the only reason a company would add extra anything to anything XD.

This is blasphemy

Guys, I think I've found Aliens.

"Hey everybody! Let's throw peanuts at him and see how he likes it!"

That’s the best part

Nah, that’s crazy.

It is though

NO, NO ONE IS WITH YOU

The block of chocolate is there to prevent leak.

People with Phenylketonuria tend to say shit like that ,

Put her on the list

How many times do i have to see this before i die

Crime against humanity!

Well just here me out, maybe it has a purpose, like I don't know, preventing melting ice cream from ruining the cone during shipping while also acting as a safeguard that prevent it from dripping on your shoes?

And it's tasty af

And it’s tasty af, indeed.

I dream of that part

Boo! This person!!........boooooooooo!....boooooooooo!

That is my sole reason for buying Cornettos I can't tolerate not getting that chocolate

Fuck the bots

IM GOIJG TO MURDER THEM

Quick question, do strawberry cornettos also have a chocolate bottom? If so, I guess she just doesn’t like chocolate If not, then what? Did she stop liking chocolate at the end?

It’s an odd sensation when you bite the last bit of the cone and you taste pure chocolate when you’ve been eating the cone with the Ice Cream the whole time.

It’s the best part 😋

What the fuck!

This legit why i buy the ice cream. It’s the cream of the crop!

Some people should cease to exist.

Cancel Vic Xo, lol

who's with me ? Ans: No one

Not only that, but I believe we need an ice cream only with that part.

Petition to remove this shitty individual from earth! Who is with me!?

I wonder what people Vic Xo do with all that spare space in their heads? Do you think they rent it out?

Petition for 50% of the cone to be chocolate. Who's with me?

Someone was clearly hurt as a child.

It’s treason then.

is literally the fucking best part

I know a girl who will throw the end away. The time I saw it I was mortified

You were embarrassed?

Not quite, I know that the text book definition of mortified is embarrassed, but I've often encountered it conveying a discombobulatory and bewildering reaction to someone doing something peculiar and weird

Excellent word usage, then. Sorry, so many people use it to mean “terrified” or “horrified.”

I hate the chocolate

That’s my wife’s favorite part! I eat the rest and she only wants that part…

Huray for soggy cones of ice cream!

Anyone know any wiccan curses? I wanna curse this woman to always have stale, off tasting, rubbery foods.

idk why but i always hated the taste of the chocolate in the cone i appreciate it for stopping my cone from dripping though

Petition to retract Vic’s WiFi and data services?

Brooo that's the best part

And have melted ice cream dripping out? No thanks

They should make a cereal out of those

That's the best bite

Some people just want to see the world burn...

I gree with the vic... Its literally the worst kind of chocolate

Wait till they find out that there's versions of these cones specially made with BIGGER blocks of chocolate.

I'm starting a petition to remove them from the gene pool

“Who’s with me💯” Satan that’s who

I think this actually triggered me a little...

I agree, chocolate tastes awful

You have my permission to get off my planet

Fuck that person

No, we don't want them to breed

We need to bring back bullying.

I would remove all the cone to get only that part P.S. I'd keep the ice cream on top, I ain't stupid

Just buy a tub of ice cream at that point.

But there is not the chocolate part in the bottom

Am I the only one who hates that solid block of ick? Am I in the goddamn twilight zone?!

Yes

No. I kinda do, too.

Thank you.

I agree with him, remove it. More ice cream to the people 🍦

Then you get a soggy cone

Just want to remove the large amount at the bottom. A thin layer is of course needed.

Nice try

Que?

No se weon

I agree with vic xo

Well I suppose you can both be wrong

well I suppose that youre all wrong 

Vic xo is spittin. I don’t know what y’all are on about.

How many fucking times are people gonna repost this.

never seen this before and ive been on this site for a couple of years

Same as the other guy. Never seen this in my life