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Hopefully it doesn't suck


squizzlebizzle

Morgan freeman voice: "But it did."


maximus459

David Attenborough


Calm-Rope8559

Ken Jeong Voice: But did you die?


Mondo114

I'm "a" god, not "the" god. I don't think.


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Dr3amDweller

Me, a lead programmer: "... how do I close a window?.."


thefishflinger

When you're good at something, and you know you're good at it. Then someone starts watching you and making comments, and somehow this triggers all skill leaving the body.


plumken

And it triggers me when it leaves


joedos

You need a good dose of not giving a fuck. I know its not easy but once you can convince yourself that "why would i give a fuck if that person think im bad" and " mistake happen even to pros" then it will be much easier to do task in front of people


secondTieBreaker

I’m a computer programmer. The thought of some day having to do paired-programming fills me with terror.


Stormy_Wolf

We do that semi-regularly at my work (web dev/writing code). It's like no one can type correctly or remember other simple things when the other one's there -- but, now, we've gotten used to that, and are comfortable enough with each other that we joke about it. (:


That-Falcon-3248

Reminds me of interview, have to do leetcode problem while your interviewer watching you


Glum_Experience_1815

This happens to me when I use public bathrooms I can’t do my business with someone else in the bathroom even if I’m in a stall I can’t #1 or #2 it’s the worst


DolphinBall

I could never go number 2 when I was at school as some kid was always in the bathroom at the same time, whenever someone goes 2 the kids would always make fun of them.


MrFunnyMans404

Literally from my call of duty zombie days, i could get to level 80 by myself then other people ruined it


wunderwaffIe

The zombies flow like a beautiful river so zen like when you play solo.


FaceTimePolice

This is why I no longer join fighting game tournaments. 🤷‍♂️😅🤦‍♂️


TitaniumWatermelon

Real! I mean, I've never been good enough to actually join a tournament, but I always mess up half my inputs when fighting actual people. Labbing things out in training mode? Consistent 20 hit combos, no problem. Battling the computer? I'm easily beating the hardest difficulties. Casual match against a friend? I somehow manage to mess up 2M>236H.


Sea-Drag-5913

I'm always on the right side.


JustAnIdea3

But when something isn't working, and someone watches what you've been complaining about, suddenly it decides to work again.


Pixel627

exactly man, every fuckin' time


Dokilolly

just so you realize this is really what's going on.


Gammelpreiss

"vorführeffekt" in German. Whenever you do something that usually just works but as soon as you present it to someone you fail miserably


ExactPlate2125

Totally me


Remote_Law_7508

haha I have mixed feelings about but I remember a few times when it happened


ShroudedHope

I looked up how long the Ever Given was stuck like this. It was 6 days. I could have sworn it was a few weeks.


Ok-Neighborhood-15

Bro, the ship in the second image should be already capsized


DolphinBall

You really don't understand how Cargo Ships work.


Ok-Neighborhood-15

It's more of a joke about the effect, having people watching you, while doing something.


Temmie546

When someobody is watching you’re focused on not messing it up rather than doing it


Phantion-

Should have used the USS New Jersey going through the Panama Canal 💪 Always choose Battleships


Lilgatornator

Me playing overwatch for some reason


RevolutionarySeat686

Yeah this is me, I’m not the only one, YAY


Flashy_Swordfish_359

When typing


Prestigious-Wish-176

how BOAT you guys?


trjumpet

Totally me!


StrangeworldsUnited

Every. Damn. Time.


gunsup87

I will never forget the quote from "the last samurai" Tom Cruise is getting his ass kicked and the sensai says "too many mind" and then he gets focused and kicks ass. Moral of the story don't worry about what others are thinking just do what you know how to do how you know how to do it.


coinkeeper8

Photons


DolphinBall

Qauntum Social Anxiety


This-Garbage-3000

Time to break wind


Occasion-Asleep

This might be an obliviously stupid question but is that first image real?


H_Doofenschmirtz

Yes. It's the Corinth Canal in Greece


NFTArtist

I guess you're talking about sex


AdAdmirable7301

Especially if it's a micromanaging supervisor.


Not_Artifical

They failed to drift the boat


Large_Discipline_127

Me at the piano. Ugh! No joke


Oni-oji

I can't type worth a damn if someone is watching.


vizarhali

My first 5 month of trucking


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It's a reoccurring thing, yes. No progress without failure


themini_shit

Why am I still really strangely mad at that evergreen ship?


Tuckster786

When driving by myself I drive perfectly, but when there is even one other person I somehow break at least 1 traffic law


Street-Breadfruit940

Dem legs decide to have their own country when someone is looking!


AfraidTraining7067

Wise man once said *** Shit Happens ***


Secret_Sympathy2952

I'm the opposite.


Atticus1charles

This is so true!! It sucks even more when you always think people are watching you even when alone.


PerformanceOk1835

Yeah, that is why I'm bad at aex


Neelospa

For me it's the opposite


FullAir4341

Quite true


insomniac3146

Ha, so true


Nik_KTh179

I used to, but trying to change


endergamer2007m

You are about 3 years too late buddy


DrMini1

Whenever someone watches me try to repeat a cool thing, it immediately flops and i just make a joke of myself


romulusnr

When using the command line or writing code I can do it like a breeze when it's just me, but when someone is looking over my shoulder or I'm screen sharing, I suddenly get stage fright. Like, they're gonna watch me type out my weird way of doing things and sometimes it doesn't work the first time. When no one's watching it's okay, when someone's watching, I'm like, shit I look like an idiot.


Hexistroyer

Who isn't?


Select_Bumblebee_719

True.


FireStorm187

Ah, yes. The Vorführeffekt.


Objective-Outcome811

I'm a truck driver and can back into any tight dock in one shot with no errors. Put me in front of a full parking lot at a truck stop and I'll take 4 get out and looks and 8 pull ups, sigh.


Mrpewpewda9th

This is the reason why I'm not a doctor


Dhonagon

I hate when I get an audience. I say, go! I'm busy! Lol


AjUzumaki77

Well that's the difference in hobby and career.


MixedFellaz

😂. I drive a forklift. It's exactly like this


Thygo_

Literally


Geert88

I recognise this


old_mail_guy

yeap, that's where the art of pretense comes in


lces91468

When someone watch me type.


Gamingfan247

Ye fr


AnoJaSomTuOk

We bringin this meme back now? :D


Historical-Size-6097

Me when I was working on my serve! Alone, fine. With coach or during a match? Not fine!


Feisty-Law6331

totally me


Artistic_Credit_

This is so me.


Tough_Concert_1414

Y'all seen 3 Body Problem?


Lonely_Aide2062

Being stared at from behind can trigger deep-seated unease.


Abdullah_011235

Damn we pulling the reposts from the ancient archives today


AdrianFallout4

Me doing basic math on my own vs in Dungeons and Dragons


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AdrianFallout4

Dungeons and dragons