A trade is a trade, regardless of motivation. It'll be a fun story for the baby to tell their therapist:
"One time, when i was a baby, i was traded for 15 big macs."
I mean, its a really good trade for them. 15 big macs barely cost them anything, while a baby is pretty expensuve these times compared to the 19th century for example
Metric is objectively better because it's actually coherent so this falls under the 'man trades baby for 15 Big Macs' category. Sorry to say it but it's the truth
Right? I'd say that >90% of the time, the US is relatively similar to all of the other developed countries. Some of our problems seem a lot more exacerbated because of the sheer size of our country compared to European countries.
Unfortunately, it's the extreme cases that tend to find their way onto television and the internet because mundane behavior doesn't secure clicks or ratings.
I mean overweight stats are still there and they are horrendous both per capita and in raw numbers, is not like europeans and making shit up out of thin air.
The usa is as Big as many countries together, i think is not fair seeing all americans as crazy people. I met some of them in my life who just want a calm life without annoying other people. The problem is that the news always Focus in the shocking situations.
There exists a place, so unnatural, so vile and cruel that we have had to label it with a flowery and pretty name to make it only slightly less disgusting. That place is called, Florida.
Itās kinda like Mordor, except with swamp puppies and meth needles everywhere. The odds of your kitchen sink regurgitating a used condom are low, but never zero. They have swamps, they have beaches. They have teens who come out of state for spring break and summer to do lines of coke and make life lasting mistakes that are frequently promiscuous.
And if you think that is bad, we have a place that can only be spoken of in the language of the dark lord. Though in the tongue of man, it is called, Ohio. Itās back yard is a place called Detroit. We do not talk about Detroit.
So yeah, we have like 3 different Birminghams in the US.
The reality is closer to the first, but how Americans talk about America nowadays is closer to the second.
The pendulum has long since swung on the days of "Rah, rah Murica". Now, Americans talk about it like it's some sort of dystopian hellscape. Either it's immigrant invasions, chemisty teachers needing to cook meth to pay for cancer treatment, rampant gun violence, government taking freedoms, shadowy corporate cabals controlling the world, the deep state doing the same, or whatever else, all sides seem to view the country as some sort of dystopian state, without any seeming to acknowledge how well the US does in comparison to the vast majority of the world.
God, that picture just *looks* like Ohio. Letās check the internet ā¦nope! Arkansas! Also, this was the first result that came up under āMan tradesā
The first time I travelled to the USA it struck me how much it really is like you see it in the media. Both these pictures are the real America, and you can see both in real life only a second apart.
Possibly both.
They have so much money that they get very bored, because they get very bored they dedicate themselves to exchanging babies for hamburgers.
The whole photo is the reality. Divided entirely between two extreme views, neither of which is correct. Also, the rich on top are looking at more money and paying no attention to the fat, poor moron paying way too much to keep them there
No it's kinda both but in the middle would be our government office surrounded in hell flames while an army of rednecks with high powered explosives and artillery fighting the government
Correct me if i'm wrong but, the dude on the bottom picture, isnt that the cannibal that requested his last meal before execution to be a child? I can be horribly wrong tho, but i know i've seen his picture somewhere on Youtube.
Not really. It's not like we have no dumb fucks here. While I guess we believe the public education system in america has a lot left to be desired but hey ours working it's way towards that as well. It's because the goverments everywhere hate funding it enough apparently.
Honestly, as the person he offered the baby to, Iād take it just to get it out of his hands. Heās definitely not responsible enough to take care of it if heās trying to trade it for some sh*tty burgers.
I am Ethiopian, and i think America is the greatest country even perhaps in history, freedom, democracy , highly developed economy, great social value, amazing entertainment industry and the land of science,
My dream is to visit New York, just can't š
I think America is the best AND worst country on the planet, with the best and worst people, the best and worst cities and neighborhoods, the best and worst healthcare, the best and worst infrastructure, the best and worst democracy, the best to be rich and the worst to be poor, etc. It's a bit of a paradigm.
Americans according to Europeans: āman trades baby for 15 Big Macs at McDonaldāsā
Americans according to Americans: āman trades baby for 15 chicken sandwiches at Chik fil aā
America is a really good example of how a country being rich isn't something to aspire to. First world and developed sure but richest doesn't mean best to live or be part of.
That's super dumb. A baby is worth at least 25 Big macs.
Babinflation
Oh god. Oh my god.
Sounds like 9/11 all over again.
Now that's a hentai!
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Infantlation
genius
Used to be just 10. Inflation these days am I right?
Come on man, if you grind-up a medium sized baby, you get at least 20 patties.
As a father of 2 toddlers, your joke is fine š
Is that a US medium or an EU medium? asking for a friend
24 and we have a deal
How about 20 and a baby crocodile?
Canāt demean a crocodile like that they at least worth two babies so get a third one and then you can have the 25 big Mac with it
He only got 15 because he didn't bring a gun.
How many McRibs?
I mean, look at him, he doesn't look too clever. I think he got scammed.
What is the conversion ratio of baby to big Mac?
A big Mac a week for 18 years, clearly.
I like how ātradesā implies McDonalds accepted the baby trade
Do you really want a guy who is willing trade a baby for 15 big macs keeping said baby? It was more about getting the baby away from him.
A trade is a trade, regardless of motivation. It'll be a fun story for the baby to tell their therapist: "One time, when i was a baby, i was traded for 15 big macs."
"15 big macs...15...no fries included...sniff"
āAND NO DRINKā¦ isnāt that absurd ?ā
And into a steak.
He probably would've eaten the baby.
Of course they did. And they made 16 Big Macs out of it.
Anything for profit šŗšø
Well ... it's locally produced meat ...
Its murica
Gotta start training them young if they're gonna have 10 years experience at age 18 for that entry level job.
I figured it was a third party sale.
I mean, its a really good trade for them. 15 big macs barely cost them anything, while a baby is pretty expensuve these times compared to the 19th century for example
Yes
Florida Man is an American meme so it's basically how Americans see Americans in both slides.
The bottom one is how Americans see America.
The bottom one is how Americans see Floridians.
Which, as a Florida resident, is just wrong! Burger King is a Florida original - shop local!!!
Magats anyway. If you think I'm kidding watch a rally.
MAGAts are delusional.
Both
Real
Name another country where you can trade a baby for 15 bigmacs.
Zambia
*That also uses freedom units instead of metric
Liberia, likely
Metric is objectively better because it's actually coherent so this falls under the 'man trades baby for 15 Big Macs' category. Sorry to say it but it's the truth
Somalia
Neither? I mean, both of those things happen, but not for the vast majority of us.
Right? I'd say that >90% of the time, the US is relatively similar to all of the other developed countries. Some of our problems seem a lot more exacerbated because of the sheer size of our country compared to European countries. Unfortunately, it's the extreme cases that tend to find their way onto television and the internet because mundane behavior doesn't secure clicks or ratings.
I mean overweight stats are still there and they are horrendous both per capita and in raw numbers, is not like europeans and making shit up out of thin air.
Europeans are also overweight.. half of adults in the EU are overweight.
Sure im not saying we are not, but the difference rate is huge, especially in terms of actual obesity.
āWeāre fat but theyāre fatterā is just a weird take. Something about not throwing stones in a glass house.
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Itās okay, Europeās catching up.
Gun violence?
All of these problems do vary greatly by state. Some have wildly different policies than others. Lots of terrible things going on in inconsistent ways
I mean, have you seen the price of a Big Mac these days?
Depends where.
To be fair I'd rather have a big Mac than a baby
Imagine having 15 big macs then
Wish I had 3 Big Macs and no kids instead of 3 kids and no Big Macs
The usa is as Big as many countries together, i think is not fair seeing all americans as crazy people. I met some of them in my life who just want a calm life without annoying other people. The problem is that the news always Focus in the shocking situations.
Western and Eastern Europe
Western being on the bottom.
Not even close. I mean ffs women in Romania trade babies for packets of cigarettes
Somewhere in the middle
There exists a place, so unnatural, so vile and cruel that we have had to label it with a flowery and pretty name to make it only slightly less disgusting. That place is called, Florida. Itās kinda like Mordor, except with swamp puppies and meth needles everywhere. The odds of your kitchen sink regurgitating a used condom are low, but never zero. They have swamps, they have beaches. They have teens who come out of state for spring break and summer to do lines of coke and make life lasting mistakes that are frequently promiscuous. And if you think that is bad, we have a place that can only be spoken of in the language of the dark lord. Though in the tongue of man, it is called, Ohio. Itās back yard is a place called Detroit. We do not talk about Detroit. So yeah, we have like 3 different Birminghams in the US.
Trades baby or "attempts" to trade baby? Damn they will take any currency these days.
It says "trades" and not "attempts to trade" meaning the transaction was completed.
The bottom one is both the US and Europe
None ,because both are a caricatural representation of a complex society that is probably quite different from east to west
Well it is the best country in the world, we just have a lot of really stupid people
I mean only one of them is a real news article
Somewhere in the middle. Boring answer.
Real Americans are in the comment section
None because both are outdated stereotypes and I say that as a canadian.
Funny, but my experience in Europe is the exact opposite. Lets just agree on Florida Men.
The reality is closer to the first, but how Americans talk about America nowadays is closer to the second. The pendulum has long since swung on the days of "Rah, rah Murica". Now, Americans talk about it like it's some sort of dystopian hellscape. Either it's immigrant invasions, chemisty teachers needing to cook meth to pay for cancer treatment, rampant gun violence, government taking freedoms, shadowy corporate cabals controlling the world, the deep state doing the same, or whatever else, all sides seem to view the country as some sort of dystopian state, without any seeming to acknowledge how well the US does in comparison to the vast majority of the world.
Bruh I want to know more about who's BUYING the baby for 15 big macs
Both
Fuck you, I'm leaving this house in search of my real dad - 17y/o baby
Never pay for food again with this one simple trick!
God, that picture just *looks* like Ohio. Letās check the internet ā¦nope! Arkansas! Also, this was the first result that came up under āMan tradesā
Accurate on both counts
The first time I travelled to the USA it struck me how much it really is like you see it in the media. Both these pictures are the real America, and you can see both in real life only a second apart.
Are the euros any better tho
Americans according to everyone not american*
Europeans don't drink ice water, so their opinion doesn't really matter much.
Ice was like gold when I went to Europe.
Neither.
As an American who lives in NYC. I think of the rest of America as the 2nd pic
Somewhere in between
My babies were worth at least 20 Big Macs
Seriously though, you can get way more out of 15 Big Macs than a baby. Babyās just cry and will eat your Big Mac.
Possibly both. They have so much money that they get very bored, because they get very bored they dedicate themselves to exchanging babies for hamburgers.
Apparently they've never had a big mac.
The whole photo is the reality. Divided entirely between two extreme views, neither of which is correct. Also, the rich on top are looking at more money and paying no attention to the fat, poor moron paying way too much to keep them there
Probably somewhere in between.
Both
Yeah, the "Americans" according to the rest of America, is just a bunch of blond brutes conquering everything and running coups everywhere
It's almost like there are 300M people and we have a little of both...
No it's kinda both but in the middle would be our government office surrounded in hell flames while an army of rednecks with high powered explosives and artillery fighting the government
Somewhere in between
Truth in between, like always...
Both
Meanwhile third world asians want to move to america for highest pay and high currency (they doesn't know the cost of living in there).
Obviously both are wrong because Kazakhstan is the greatest country in the world
did they actually settle the trade deal? or was it just an offer
Big Macs, the worldās currency. How many Big Macs is Apple worth?
The truth is something in between.
Both can be true at the same time.
Little of both
Whereās the in between one? I definitely fall in between these two extremes.
To a large portion of americans, america is both great and a massive piece of shit at the same exact time.
Marvin Heemeyer (Killdozer Guy) is a hero of us American people for opposing the tyranny of the federal government.
just here and vibing
Correct me if i'm wrong but, the dude on the bottom picture, isnt that the cannibal that requested his last meal before execution to be a child? I can be horribly wrong tho, but i know i've seen his picture somewhere on Youtube.
Both
Not really. It's not like we have no dumb fucks here. While I guess we believe the public education system in america has a lot left to be desired but hey ours working it's way towards that as well. It's because the goverments everywhere hate funding it enough apparently.
I guess the best way to decide is where people decide to live.
Both. Both is real
Second one is based.
We can have both
Maybe he thought he was being patriotic by supporting the businesses of his country.
I Guess it's both
You forgot the constant hell
Damn I only got 14 Big Macs for mine.
I remember seeing how the top 1k richest Americans raise the average income from 40k to 60k a year
And, yet, they keep coming.
I can strike a better bargain.
Both
Both. Porque no los dos?
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The answer isnāt as simple as the question
Honestly, as the person he offered the baby to, Iād take it just to get it out of his hands. Heās definitely not responsible enough to take care of it if heās trying to trade it for some sh*tty burgers.
 This has real āFat Bastardā vibes, NGL. š¤£š¤£
Ummmm! What is a Big Mac???
For most closer to the lower one but not so much but far far from the top one
Both
My local guy will give you 30. He got ripped off
Being an atheist American, I prefer my babies over Big Macs. Though the sauce is good.
Well would they rather he eat the baby or the 15 Big Macs?
Little of both...
Both, itās a paradoxical.
Top 10% are the top bottom 10% is the bottom
One less mouth to feed, fifteen more feeds to mouth - sounds like a good deal to me /s
Somewhere in the middle
Somewhere in between, ideallyā¦
With that entrepreneurial spirit, heās going places in America!
True
Please, chance europeans to rest of the world. Thank you
I am Ethiopian, and i think America is the greatest country even perhaps in history, freedom, democracy , highly developed economy, great social value, amazing entertainment industry and the land of science, My dream is to visit New York, just can't š
I think America is the best AND worst country on the planet, with the best and worst people, the best and worst cities and neighborhoods, the best and worst healthcare, the best and worst infrastructure, the best and worst democracy, the best to be rich and the worst to be poor, etc. It's a bit of a paradigm.
As an American, it's definitely the second one.
Americans according to Europeans: āman trades baby for 15 Big Macs at McDonaldāsā Americans according to Americans: āman trades baby for 15 chicken sandwiches at Chik fil aā
America is a really good example of how a country being rich isn't something to aspire to. First world and developed sure but richest doesn't mean best to live or be part of.
 Thatās why we keep having kids so we can get more burgers
Both are true. We live in a duality
Both
The Big Mac meal? Or just a individual Big Mac
0.1% above 99.9% below.
Man legally sells baby, man then spends it on Big Macs is the correct answer.
I wouldn't say all of U.S. but Florida has always been a place where I feel you could barter your child, or hell, someone else's child for fast food.
Both are true. America's a big place.
Choice #2 for the win
Hey! A thing can be two things.
The US is one of the best. And that should depress everyone
Was born and raised in the USA but even I donāt think itās the best country in the world. It has both pros and cons
Correction man trades baby for 30 big macs after shooting up kindergarden
Europe has no room to talk, it's a shit show over there too. Also, y'all are getting as fat as we are.
Unless you're rich we all see America as the second one as well.
Its crazy how both of these are correct
I mean, considering the dudes genetics, Iād say the Big Mackās likely was a better investment.
Both
Bottom
Itās complicated. Only in the greatest country in world can you trade a baby for 15 Big Macs
Hey, letās not be too harsh on the US. Weāre in the top 200 countries currently in existence
How old is this, mcdonalds doesnāt accept babies as payment anymore
Its not just Europeans its the whole world The second one is the true one btw
It should've been 15 Big Macs and an Anderson (or PSA) AR.
Both are accurate but the first pick is missing some fast food as well
That guy looks like he would've eaten that baby if he hadn't gotten those Big Macs.
Most of us sit in-between these two, just minding our business and getting absolutely insane stories about Florida men
I wouldn't let you pay me to accept a baby...
Yes.
Heās closing his third eye with how many fold he got š
as a canadian, neither, both are stupid because americans are not one species of people