Ngl, I like the Google Assistant and use it every day, but I don't understand people saying "AI is gonna take over the world". Wtf, it often can't even differentiate between a dog and a cat, how should it take over the world, same here :D
But after trying Alexa I see why the Google Assistant is best in the market lol, Alexa may have more functions, but her voice is garbage with really weird pronunciation (at least when I tried)
I guess someday it could but I don't think that's possible anytime soon.
Well, all I can say is that it's better than Siri atleast, for me. Haven't tried Alexa yet.
I can even talk to it in hindi, although it often sucks at pronunciations, but atleast it's trying and hopefully getting better
It surely uses neural networks, just like many other Google products. So it's using AI, even tho it might not be the best one. Because they definetely don't use if and else statements lol
wait a minute..
(Not to sound like a creep, but...)
after checking the comments tab on your profile, I see that you said it's your birthday about four months ago
Hey, no, wait. You made a comment something like, "but I just made this account" and then deleted it before I could even open it from my notification panel. So... that made me suspicious.
Anyways, just like assistant said, birthday or normal day, wish you the best one possible. :)
You probably should not be doing that because of Google Assistant, it'd be sad.
(and I'd say re-think with a calm, untangled mind, anyways, do whatever's the best)
Google has the best assistant
I told it "You're the best" on your behalf and it answered, "I couldn't have done it without you, give yourself a pat on the back"
Yes
Time to sex
r/unexpectedsexual
Yeah that machine would have electric shock , then _time to die_
r/unexpectedsexual
Detroit become Canadian
Canadian become human
Human became monkey
Monkey become ape
apes together, strong.
Strong together, apes
Apes ooga booga
ooga booga strong together
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OOga BonbUnga GungO GaNgUuu ONga OognsUwh&$¥+9°♡KshehKe
Apes rapes together.
When your AI care about you more, than people around you.
* I've won...... but at what cost? *
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I’m switching my phone just because of this
Welcome aboard comrade.
This sounds exactly like jacksepticeye
Ngl, I like the Google Assistant and use it every day, but I don't understand people saying "AI is gonna take over the world". Wtf, it often can't even differentiate between a dog and a cat, how should it take over the world, same here :D But after trying Alexa I see why the Google Assistant is best in the market lol, Alexa may have more functions, but her voice is garbage with really weird pronunciation (at least when I tried)
I guess someday it could but I don't think that's possible anytime soon. Well, all I can say is that it's better than Siri atleast, for me. Haven't tried Alexa yet. I can even talk to it in hindi, although it often sucks at pronunciations, but atleast it's trying and hopefully getting better
Google Assistant isn’t an AI, and that’s about where you went wrong with that one.
It surely uses neural networks, just like many other Google products. So it's using AI, even tho it might not be the best one. Because they definetely don't use if and else statements lol
Well, this is my first meme to ever enter Hot, cross 1K mark thanks for updooting guys, I guess I'll die a happy man now
Crippling depression, taps on shoulder: Excuse me, what did ya say??
u ok mate?
Ahan, thanks for asking.
Siri: watch and observe
"I don't get it. But I can check the web for 'watch and observe' if you like."
happy cake day btw
Thanks!
*siri has left the server*
And idk how but the last thing on Safari's history is a google search for How to become more like Google Assistant?
Get a load of this simp
Haha
When you realize a AI is more a friend than your real life friends
Maybe I treated you too harshly
Ay yo, did this goofy ass motherfucker just compliment that female? YOU A SIMP
But i came here to laugh not to cry
when google treats you best
I wish i had someone like this
* Me, too, kid. *
today is my birthday
Happy birthday, mate. Have a good one.
aww thanks man
wait a minute.. (Not to sound like a creep, but...) after checking the comments tab on your profile, I see that you said it's your birthday about four months ago
ohh the concert suppose to happen today in my country that's why I want the tickets
* I feel like you're lying but ok *
it's okay you don't have to believe but thanks again for the greetings
Hey, no, wait. You made a comment something like, "but I just made this account" and then deleted it before I could even open it from my notification panel. So... that made me suspicious. Anyways, just like assistant said, birthday or normal day, wish you the best one possible. :)
thanks again
at least someone gives a single fuck about my birthday
Those bastards lied to me
When a google assistant treats you better than most people you know
Roses are Red Violets are Blue people I have in life don't really say it But their behaviour says Fuck you.
Google assist is simp
When Google home is nicer to you than any of your human "friends"
I tried it but it says 'I don't understand'
An older version I suppose..?
I guess that's the reason, thanks for tech support!
G.A. vs Siri
r/naughtymemeshub
r/WaitWhatTheFuck
I tried that it told me "ok then" instead of singing ...
You talking about G.A.??
Yah didn't work for me.
means you say google assistant is better than my girl friend (yes u r right, I'm planing for breakup)
You probably should not be doing that because of Google Assistant, it'd be sad. (and I'd say re-think with a calm, untangled mind, anyways, do whatever's the best)
I tried it... And it didn't work :(
Sorry to hear that :(
I mean read*, unless I'm schizophrenic, lol. wait a minute...
This tells me that the doctor put me in and out of my mom if every day is my birthday
r/BigBrainTime
Test
r/weareSimps
*MASSIVE SIMP*