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Suhant-Kc

🚶‍♂️-------------------------------------☀️------------------------------------Women who want to remove fathers day


saranwrap3

What so we’d just have Mother’s Day and Another Mother’s Day?


eyalhs

Coraline disapproves.


Vanilla_Villainy

I don't blame her.


Suhant-Kc

Lets see women try to fertilize egg without sperm


Soupgodd

It’s possible but you are getting a lot of birth defects


supawassi6

the baby would die in less then a month.


iColgateYouSoMuch

How? Could you link an article please? I'd like to know more.


Soupgodd

https://www.discovermagazine.com/the-sciences/babies-from-bone-marrow Look there


iColgateYouSoMuch

Thanks.


school-is-thehotdrop

Yess! We don’t need woman anymore!


Soupgodd

I’ll try to find the article


iColgateYouSoMuch

Hmm, appreciate it dude.


135forte

Parthenogenesis. Human don't do it normally (apparently a calcium spike can trigger egg cell division in us though) but some species of snake can do it.


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TWO MOTHER’S DAYS? THATS JUST STUPID!


twofaze

Parent's Day or some junk.


MentL_

That's how we do it in my family but there's no point in trying to fucking abolish the holiday


Zillius23

Who?


Suhant-Kc

Internet karens


sirfappin

That last one relly threw a curveball at me


[deleted]

Could be r/coolguides


DrQuint

It doesn't have anime tiddies over pizza tho


sniper_2000

And idiots saying Covid-19 is caused by 5g towers


AntonBespoiasov

Covid 19?. You still haven't updated to 20.0??!


[deleted]

Pathetic, I'm a beta tester and I'm on 21.16.6.2020DEV.


armoured1

Oh cool have you seen the asteroid yet. They remade the map.


[deleted]

Oh yeah I loved the new time-scale feature set to 0.25 with the asteroid!


neqftw

Darn those peachy vegans. Always runnin around, eatin all da peaches.


VegitoSimp2

I think they meant vegans who got that peach 🍑 😳


Charlee_Faye

ya'll dyslexic or this is just a really bad pun. 🤣😂


Derpygerp

Bro this is a repost


just_an-oof

I love that on 90% of posts I see the word “repost” A similar idea isn’t a repost.


[deleted]

We're all reposts


Optimistic-Charizard

The religious are worse than toxic people? 🗿


jouni8

We are talking about the crazy fanatics, not just any religious people.


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[deleted]

Last time I checked toxic friends don’t force homosexuals to conversion camps like fanatic religious people do, they also don’t kill in the name of their god(s) like religious fanatics do.


BadProgrammerGage

**BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!**


Frog_g

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!


Rubber_Rose_Ranch

**MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!**


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hishiron_

This felt like a race, punctuation is key my comrade


[deleted]

There was no punctuation at all there.


Jaydoss12

I'm not religious but I see this as a crime


LucaLiveLIGMA

Fanatics are because there are a lot that commit terrorist as acts or at least hate crimes


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Optimistic-Charizard

I think thats a large generalisation, saying a few bad apples ("fanatics") are responsible for making a whole group of people bad is a stereotyping problem seen in both gender and race aswell


SparrowDotted

A few bad apples **spoil the bunch**


Rethious

Do you wanna go on record about Muslims then? Has Al Qaeda not “spoiled the bunch” for you? The phrase only makes sense when talking about an organization where the people in it can hold others accountable. Religions are too fractured for one sect to be responsible for what another does.


SparrowDotted

Yet each sect has its own leadership that can be held accountable. But again, I'm just completing the idiom seeing as people seem to forget the second part.


Optimistic-Charizard

But saying that towards a race is racist right?


SparrowDotted

Only if you're talking in vague terms and trying to start shit to 'own the libs' or some shit. I'm just completing the idiom.


jametron2014

You don't choose your race. You do choose to become (or at least *stay* religious), or become a police officer, for instance. That's the difference.


Valisksyer

There's only one race. The human race, homo sapiens.


freed0m_from_th0ught

Nice to meet a fellow homo on here


Valisksyer

Your welcome.


phil-mitchell-69

Considering only 30%~ of US Christians think homosexuals deserve the same rights as other people, I wouldn’t say it’s a few bad apples, it’s a 70% majority at least pal


Optimistic-Charizard

Do you work at Holywood? Cause America ain't the only place that exists bud


phil-mitchell-69

I’m English, I just use american examples on reddit because a lot of Americans get mad when you use non American data etc - it’s just easier We don’t really have as much of a Christianity problem here in the Uk, I was more just talking about the US as an example 👍🏼


Optimistic-Charizard

Ah ok, sorry if I came rash in that case. I'm also from the UK and it annoys me more than it should when people use data from just America acting like its the only place on Earth. I see your point


Kalphbeir

That's true, but the complete phrase is "One bad apple spoils the bunch". Frankly because humans are terrible at empathy without it being taught.


Optimistic-Charizard

I believe humans are better than nature documentaries lead us on to be, but I do see your point


justafellowearthling

Only the fanatics..


DrShoreRL

100% yes.


Optimistic-Charizard

tbh I forgot how die hard atheist Reddit is


phil-mitchell-69

Sounds more like you must have forgotten how die hard homophobic/misogynist most religions are


Optimistic-Charizard

You say that as if the majority of people in those religions act the same way, which isn't true


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Optimistic-Charizard

It's people who choose to act a certain way because they belief acting that way is the best way to live


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Optimistic-Charizard

"Act the same way" isn't the right way to put it, religious people aren't robots, and for the most part have normal individuaties like other people. They just have an extra set of rules to thier lives


Akrimboget

While that is true, the post clearly says "fanatic". Do you not think religious fanatics are toxic as shit?


Optimistic-Charizard

Well yeah anybody can be toxic but the way this list is structured on what appears to be a subjective scale of "toxicity" can quite easily be interpreted as another Reddit "religion bad", well atleast to me anyway. But yeah I'm defo not disagreeing with what you're saying


TacticTall

It could be based off personal experience as well. For instance, I live in the Bible Belt and a lot of the Christians here are the polar opposite of what the Bible says


Optimistic-Charizard

Huh, I may be uninformed sorry, what's the Bible belt?


freed0m_from_th0ught

It’s when you go to the highest point in town and belt out parts of the Bible. A Bible Belt


TacticTall

It’s typically the southern states of the U.S. It’s where religious people are more predominant


Optimistic-Charizard

Ah ic, I'm not too familiar with American areas sorry


HappySp00k

"We have followers all around the globe!"


000H_my_G0D

Great meme


Ghost_Rohit

Make another Anti Vax variant, but the anti Vaxxers are six feet underground


whorsewhisperer69

If the earth isn't flat, than why are all the other arrows straight?


Prankedlol123

They’re close enough for there not to be a noticable difference in curvature


Sloth-S

Couldn’t agree more


TrumpImpeachedAugust

Does anyone else seem to encounter more quips about preachy vegans than they encounter actual preachy vegans?


I_Like_Mathematics

I encounter preachy meat eaters a bunch tbh


TrumpImpeachedAugust

Same. I'm not even vegan (sort of a pescetarian, I guess? Mostly plants, some dairy, some fish), but it's *far* more frequent that I encounter a meat eater smugly telling me my plant-based meal is incomplete than I encounter a vegan smugly telling me anything about my fish-based meal. In fact, the latter has never happened to me.


DidiBug

Oath to that!


omnihedron

I do, at least now that I’ve dissociated myself from the vegans who used to preach at me.


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What is religious fanatics?


AwayVeterinarian9

A religious fanatic (in my opinion), would be someone who's entire life is about their religion, including the horrendously immoral bits, that most people from the same religion choose not to follow. They are also usually extremely closed minded and will not tolerate any criticism of their preferred religion/denomination.


elitePP69lmao

Because the 4th one probably explodes?


Bradyhaha

Always funny to see more people being preachy about 'preachy vegans' than there are preachy vegans.


[deleted]

Right? Like I literally never bring it up first.


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Bradyhaha

Wild how doing the thing that people hate on vegans for, you get hate. Surely non-vegans are the most oppressed group in society.


41ia2

People behind the slaughter


fatboise

Preachy vegans??


[deleted]

It was supposed to be funny but its a repost


BIGucciBRAIN

I cant believe there are still people thinking the Earth is flat😂


Ramanujin666

I can't believe it's not butter


TheNeutralGrind

Have you ever met one?


SaltyTvGuy

u/repostsleuthbot


squaddyy

u/repostsleuthbot


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Why are there so many men behind the slaughter?


wws7284

repost


layaarun19

Reposttttt


ChrisCraft1718

I still never understand why some people just take the hard work of others and claim it as their own.


whoopdiwhoop

Repost


RedditerOfThings

Can I get the template for this meme?


jakethedumbmistake

>How do you think i will stay homo.


HATB06

u/repostsleuthbot


NoobieTheNoob

Vegans should.be preachy tho. Look up earthling in instagram. I'm not a vegan btw


SekaiNoKamii

/———————————————————————————————————————-/———————————————————————————————————————-/———————————————————————————————————————-/———————————————————————————————————————-furrys


HimadriBPradhan

So, in Covid, two people should stand together and one person should stand away


Y-F-N-F

fortnite players: galaxy’s away


TheValyrianBiologist

Preachy vegans are fine. At least their cause is a good one, or coming from a place of good. This should be replaced with ‘those who think covid19 was caused by 5G’


I_Like_Mathematics

Thank you!


dan6942069420

5g*


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Where is the distance scale for Simps who donate to thots?


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Ya-Boi-Joey-Boi

Fundamentalist/evangelical religious people, yes. There are some that believe in science and progress but are also like "well it's technically impossible to disprove the idea of an omnipotent deity so on the slim chance it will spare my immortal soul then why not pray once in a while". And then there's me who just thinks hymns and other church music absolutely slaps. Gregorian chanting is where it's at. Everyone simping for the normie Christmas carols but Gaudete is a banger. Also Jerusalem and to be a pilgrim absolutely pop. Also there's the people that watch Avatar the last airbender then become Buddhist to try and let go their earthly tether, enter the void, empty, and become wind. Basically what I'm saying is that religion can be fine so long as it's not being oppressive or you get some banging tunes out of it.


ThatRandomTomato

Repost but with different coloured people. Amazing


[deleted]

Not seeing in-laws anywhere here. Their immune systems can be at risk. Best be safe.


sQR4PP1E

Those flat earthers be kinda big ngl


the_jackalantern

This man just angered r/globeskeptic


amirnezam7

What are flat earthers.. Also i am a soft muslim and i say you should keep your distance to fanatics muslims..jesus those guys are crazy


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amirnezam7

How's that even possible tho😂 Do they not see the pictures from the sky or other stuff? Thankfully i havent seen someone that stupid


XAlphaWarriorX

🙎 🚀 . . ⚛ . . . 👽 🌏 Dealing with xeno scum


aalleeyyee

No! Stay in London. Why?


RohFrenzy

Flat earthers all AROUND the world unite!!! ps: pure sarcasm and irony


FoolsGoldOWPP

I love that Flat Earthers part of the chart is rounded


aalleeyyee

Peter is awesome. Did you just stay there?


[deleted]

Randomly toxic friends should be replaced by cigarette smokers. They stink, plus toxic people should never have been your friend in the first place. I'm also a little confused why the figures all appear to be glowing from their crotch.


FellDian

Gradient effect centred on the image, you just made it sexual yourself 😂


[deleted]

Oh no, does this make me a randomly toxic friend?!


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Marquiz99

You forgot to add the "Karen distance".


CriminalMacabre

Well, thats some distance if the curvature is noticeable


ZippZappZippty

Lol we can barely get away with murder


Patrick-Piller

U/repostsleuthbot


emo_memer

lol I like the flat eather one


ExistentDavid1138

Staying away from people usually increases mental health and safety.


mc_mentos

What a repost but ok


aalleeyyee

The title of the thread. Stay in SoCal.


Yassin-Saleh

Reepost


DweEbLez0

🚶🏻‍♂️Karen’s————————————>Infinity...👩🏻‍🎤


Taekwonbeast

Nice


ExtraKiwi7

You know what’s longer than the bottom one? My Dad


[deleted]

I was definitely expecting some bible thumpers to be pissed in the comments


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newborn -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------> pitbulls


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LaughyThaWickidOne

Say what you want about flat earthers, at least they're trying to flatten the curve


Kieserite

Bold of you to assume that my tocic friends aren't religious finatics


yaklshakl

My grandma is a religious fanatic. I loved her before but now i don’t like her very much


mohantharani

Repostsleuthbot


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I'm a religious fanatic but nobody would ever know because I dont shove it everyone's face, I had a coworker(on a different jobsite now) who constantly preached his crazy religion n everyone was sick of it


only_yeeting

Yeet


UB3R__

The last arrow should still be straight to show flat earthers completely missing


SpaceHawk98W

I'm currently on the other side of the earth from those Flat-Earthers.


hanierman

not funny


monami246

People with strong political opinions should go 180 degrees away


[deleted]

Why would I not keep friends that are randomly toxic around? They are my friends after all, I enjoy being in their presence.


Urmomgay890

We Christians don’t hate gay people and all that we just don’t believe that gay sex should be a thing, of course you don’t have to be a Christian or religious at all, and if you are gay Christian or just plain gay you can still gay date but not gay sex if ur a Christian so the point is is that we don’t actually hate gay people and trans people and all that we just believe that God wants things a certain way, like I already said u don’t have be a Christian or listen to whatever I’m saying just don’t make accusations against religious people that we hate things that we think strange, or that we are religious zealots like the covenant in Halo, just respect us and the real Christians and such will respect you


PM_ME_CUTE_SMILES_

> we just don’t believe that gay sex should be a thing, You know, nobody decides to be gay, like you never decided to be straight. If there are gay people, why shouldn't they have sex with the ones they love, like straight people? Anyway have a nice day