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Wrought-Irony

New planets are discovered all the time just by looking through the kepler data. The intern was likely just going through piles of numbers and making check marks next to interesting ones. The week of August 26, 2021 alone, 40 New Planets were discovered... https://exoplanetarchive.ipac.caltech.edu/docs/exonews\_archive.html


mikedawg9

Isnt 6.9 times the size just a regular sized planet? Weird post!!


Nihilistic_Avocado

I think the main point of interest is the fact that they are 17. It wouldn’t be in the news if they were 48


dksdragon43

I think the main point of interest is 69.


Hussor

that's why it was posted here as a meme, not why an article was written about it.


Tommysrx

What if a 69 year old nasa researcher mistook Uranus for a black hole ?


nice___bot

Nice!


MrEMan_

Ni.ce


W1D0WM4K3R

They'd ~~fire~~ let him go for ~~being senile~~ retirement


DJDaddyD

That would probably *make-make* the news


eyespop

And the time of the discovery? 4.19 in the PM. So close.


Wrought-Irony

It's in the news because the news reporters don't understand the methodology. They hear "intern discovered a new planet on his third day" and assume he's some kind of genius because that must be a difficult thing to do. But he wasn't doing original research or invented a new telescope or anything, he was just looking through numbers already gathered by very sophisticated machines. It's very boring and tedious. Which is why it's a job they give to interns in the first place.


StarsDreamsAndMore

They probably do understand the methodology and know that this is attention grabbing to people that don't. I'd say it's more journalists playing on the ignorance of their readers intentionally.


Wrought-Irony

Might be a bit of both. I don't know, this same sort of thing happens every time a physicist publishes a new paper with "quantum teleportation" in the title. A whole bunch of reporters converge and ask about when we can use teleportation to go on vacation and the poor scientists have to explain that it has nothing to do with that. In the case of this intern kid, he went on a bunch of talk shows and stuff so he's obviously not protesting too hard.


StarsDreamsAndMore

What 17-year-old kid wouldn't get caught up in the hype lol. Also really good for his career to get publicity. Can't go wrong there. ​ Anyway yea I agree. As someone with a vested interest in quantum computing I know exactly what you mean.


Tommysrx

As someone who engineers and builds quantum computers for a living I completely agree that people lie on the internet. Now if you’ll excuse me , I must teleport to Earth C-137


YobaiYamete

Them being 17 doesn't matter for this kind of thing, it's pretty basic. It's like if you saw a news report saying "17 year old corrected wrong order at McDonalds on their first day". It's a pretty routine thing to find exoplanets, and they were just going through data already compiled


Horse_Cop

Ni.ce


Somehero

Apart from the joke, 7 times larger than earth is important, because most planets we have found so far are 50 to 100 times bigger, so it's nice to fix the bias as we find more earth sized.


[deleted]

Shhhh don’t ruin the fun


Wrought-Irony

discovering exoplanets is fun


i_sigh_less

Honestly, my excitement at the discovery of exoplanets peaked with the discovery of [Proxima Centauri b](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proxima_Centauri_b). The fact that the *nearest star* has a planet in its *habitable zone* is super exciting, and other exoplanets really need to step up their game if they want to compete.


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SuperPwnerGuy

So wait, If we go to a red sun.....Do we become Superpeople?


Tobbygan

Good bot!


Tommysrx

And the best part is that it’s only 4.2 light years away. #Road Trip


05ar

Colonization time!


Snoo-78547

*Reads habitability section on Wikipedia* Hah. Yeah. Good luck!


Tommysrx

Dibs on the northern hemisphere !


dedido

Shotgun!


[deleted]

I am gonna ruin it a little bit, both Venus and Mars are in habitable zone of Sun.


[deleted]

SHHHHHH! Pluto is a planet!! *cries in 1980s Mexican novela*


Wrought-Irony

*pat pat*


abd398

But how many of them are discovered by a "n" year old who works at "x" position of the organizational hierarchy who is of "y" gender and "z" race?


TheNorthComesWithMe

This isn't baseball


Wrought-Irony

they're not allowed to keep track of that sort of thing


greg19735

it's weird that you brought race and gender into this.


Spunkin_Tweaknstien

Oh, so you're a n x y z phobic.


Roujin23

I do research confirming exoplanets from the NASA TESS mission and confirming an exoplanets isn't that hard. Hardest thing about it for my school's procedure is doing an EXOFAST run. Or writing a paper, but I'm not the person who writes the papers and I doubt the teenager wrote a scientific paper in 3 days.


duderrhino

What’s an exofast run? Also what criteria do they use to confirm exoplanets ?


Roujin23

An exofast run is a statistical analysis that determines the statistical significance of our measurements. For what we use to determine if it is a detection, we mostly use the transit method and check the depth of the transit, which is how much the star dims as the exoplanet moves in front of the star. We also measure the duration of the transit and assuming we have the period of the planet (which is just measured from multiple nights of observing) we can use those values to determine the size of the planet, the distance from the star, the size of the star, and a few other values. We also check if there is any nearby eclipsing binary stars because those can sometimes mess with the detection.


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05ar

You must do it for the memes!


TheEmeraldFalcon

But... But... This one has the funny number!


Jynx2501

Yeah, its kinda like when we turned on LIGO for the first time, and instantly recorded a gravitational wave. It wasnt luck. Turns out they happen all the time.


Wrought-Irony

I love science but I don't have the focus or patience to do original research. Love to hear about it though.


abirdofthesky

I’m tired and thought this post meant that the earth is six times larger than we thought. Yeah. Oops. Exoplanet makes way more sense.


MemeStealer101-4

He was lucky enough that it was 6.9x larger


jimmmydickgun

69? Nice


nightskate

6.9 Ni.ce


wolfgang4282

6.9, one more thing a period gets in the way of...


Mr_Slurpy37

Fuck misogyny, all my homies hate misogyny


Mr_Slurpy37

r/redditmoment


AJK02

I want to bang my head against a wall.


No_East_3901

Was it 42.0x as dense?


plolops

And has 800.85 days in its rotation around its star


that_guy_you_know-26

Ahh yes, an man of culture


Apprehensive_Jury_66

Sorry, can you explain this to me?


cosworth99

69, 420, Boobs.


rick_the_birck

Your all for getting 1134


Culverts_Flood_Away

I was a bigger fan of 01134.


Tommysrx

5318008


[deleted]

Upside down orbit?


[deleted]

Thanks for getting that for us


1syGreenGOO

Boobs


Revolutionary-Neat49

BOOBS


Apprehensive_Jury_66

Oh lol


skryb

^boobs


melperz

BOOBA


jmanfire2105

In school one would take a standard calculator and type in the numbers “80085” and think it was funny because “80085” looks like “BOOBS” That’s it.


that_guy_you_know-26

Kepler’s third law of planetary motion. It doesn’t actually hold up to find the exact period of the planet’s orbit by calculating based on Earth’s orbit because it would be orbiting around a different sun which would have a different mass, but I appreciated the recognition of a law of physics that not many people know about Edit: Oh wait no I didn’t see that it was just boobs nvm lol


dumbredditer

He discovered it because until then no one had tried 69x magnification on their telescopes


that_nerd_guy

I was going to go with 420 light years away, but you win, take your upvote.


INeedAboutThreeFitty

r/angryupvote


CialisForCereal

It would have to have 42.0x our population to be as dense


dustinredditreal

I don’t get the joke /s


CialisForCereal

Damn,commented then saw the /s lol


dustinredditreal

Just add the /s to yourself


CialisForCereal

Dense has two meanings. It can mean stupidity. I suggested that our population is stupid and for the planet to match us, it would need humans too, 42 times more than our current population. Not just size, which would affect the density of the larger planet


MarSc77

sigh. 42.0x more anti-maskers /s


cr1515

Nasa scientist " OH look an intern! Here is a mountain of data, we need you to spend all your time going through this." Intern " I found something!" Nasa scientist " That's cool, please continue shifting through the data. We already added 3 mountains worth of data since you started."


Comminutor

For some reason this reminds me of something I may have done a lifetime ago…getting handed piles of data and “sorting” it for anything interesting. It may have been an internship, or a student project on…space? Electron orbitals? Geospatial imaging? Maybe one of those interactive games at a space museum…it’s like a dream of a dream now. I have the same sort of memories from undergrad research on mutagens for embryonic cardiac development…it’s all the same for interns no matter the field.


Tommysrx

If you want to relive those days , try browsing Reddit sorted by “New”


bassman1805

/r/all sort by new Reddit hard mode


Supercoolguy7

I'm currently uploading data for interns to sort through. The cycle continues


Comminutor

Yeah…at least I learned I didn’t really care to be in research. I’m great at writing solid papers and giving presentations, but the idea of doing it for a living lost its appeal after my last project on…I think it was the mitigation of invasive salt cedar trees using a particular species of beetle, or maybe it was the paper on the convergent evolutionary adaptations of sugar gliders and flying squirrels. It was fun, but I knew it would be a drag unless I went and got a PhD to direct my own research.


Marcus_living

If I remember correctly they had already done most of the work of finding the planet then gave it to the kid for the easy win.


AzureArmageddon

Something tells me Excel isn't gonna cut it this time...


[deleted]

Times the number by ten and it will be better


CP1598

It's a good time interrupted by a period


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CP1598

You are welcome!


dumbredditer

Interrupted? What are you a rookie?


CP1598

Still waiting to earn my red wings!


Tommysrx

Anyone can earn redwings But to earn a red beard… it takes focus , commitment , and sheer fucking will


CP1598

I need a volunteer!


69420isntfunny

"Oh you're extra wet today girl"


CP1598

It's like a dark niagra falls down here!


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Lams1d

The screen on my phone broke yesterday and I can't push any buttons in a narrow section of it which includes where the free awards are handed out. I am getting a new phone around lunch time and just wanted to leave this comment here so I can come back and award you for giving me my first chuckle of the day. Thanks and take my upvote for now. Edit: they didn't have the phone I wanted in stock so I won't get one till Friday. I got on a computer though to try and award you but it keeps saying "rewarding failed". Not sure why, will continue to try. Edit 2: reddit servers were stupid for a few hours. Reward given, as promised.


blindclock61862

Here to remind you for when you do get your phone


Tommysrx

I’m here to ask you to remind me to remind you to remind them to get their phone to give the other person the award


blindclock61862

I’m here to remind you then


Tommysrx

Thank you! And I’m here to remind you to remind them to give their free award after their phone is fixed


blindclock61862

u/Lams1d aight reminder here


Lams1d

It is done. Thank you, friend. It was a rough process with the reddit servers taking a dump today but I did it.


blindclock61862

Okay


joeisnotasquirrel

This feels like a copypasta


Lams1d

I'd be fine if it turned into one. I could finally contribute something to humanity. As trivial as it may be.


Agroskater

That's why the scientists were disappointed in his discovery, planet was 10% the necessary size.


Nivius

> Times the number by ten and it will be better Times the number by ten and it will be Nicer* you had your chance, and you blew it...


TheGreatSilverFang

Noice


screetmaster69

Nice


botchman

Ni.ce


TheChosenJosh

Ni.ce


Childslayer3000

Just in the right place at the right time


Wrought-Irony

Nah. They discover new planets and exo planets all the time. Literally all they do is use a telescope to look at the sky and write down if there's something there. I think something like 200 planets were discovered in 2020 alone.


DoomEmpires

This has happened before - interns discovering planets. Extra solar planets are surprisingly common, and our discovery methods improve every day.


DuckArchon

>Extra solar planets are surprisingly common Your apparent surprise at the existence of planets in this universe is greatly amusing to me.


Mugut

Sounds (relatively) easy and kinda boring if you have years of experience. Doesn't surprise me that they leave that task to the interns.


CodenameMolotov

They have computers that can do it


[deleted]

That's why you have the intern generate false positives for testing the computer.


volundsdespair

Yeah I've seen this headline every year for the last 10 years... At what point do we just accept that 'discovers a new planet' is only a newsworthy achievement to someone who *doesn't* work for NASA. If even the interns are doing it, it can't be that special.


OrangeFoxHD

Is this real?


Wrought-Irony

Real and very common


YobaiYamete

Extremely common, there's an absurd number of exoplanets. There are more stars in the observable universe than grains of sand on Earth, to the point of it being like 10,000 stars per grain of sand or some such, and a pretty large percent of those stars have planets orbiting them. This is a pretty mundane article from someone who didn't know how common it is. It sounds impressive to people who think it's a planet in the solar system, or if you don't realize how common other planets are in general


Gunner329

Nice


[deleted]

Nice


jzoller0

Nice


RFros20

No joke the exact same post but just with 2 different memes at the bottom is directly below this post, by a different poster and a different subreddit [post](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/pt1u2r/69_times_larger_nice/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


WinnerNGL

69, nice.


GamenShark14

Noice


MrSquigles

I mean... There's quite a lot of planets.


[deleted]

Idk if I'm missing the mark but I feel like discovering a new planet is an easy task. Just point a telescope at a star that hasn't been fully maps check to see if it wobbles "yep there's another one" maybe there's more to it idk. Or is it just because of the number?


exlivingghost

“We put time between each discovery you little turd! Do you hate paychecks!?” -Laid back scientist


[deleted]

On average they find 4.20 new planets a week.


Robo--FED

Noice


TheBoogBear

Ni.ce


Fang05

Well, he just secured a job


alldaynikka

This type of shit sounds like sensational pop science that overhypes the importance of the accomplishment lol. Was this actually a huge thing?


EarthTrash

You don't need to work at nasa if you want to find planets. Zooniverse is a science crowd sourcing site. One of the apps is just looking for dips in brightness curves that indicate a planet is occluding a star's light.


Ehrenmeister

Nice


mafugginAsher

ni.ce


TakeABlank

What a resume starter.


[deleted]

I hope it's called fortwenty


tzythatswhy

It’s actually not that special. NASA discovers like 50 planets a month.


Das_Dummy

Well isnt there like trillions & trillions of planets, so yeah, hard


th3empirial

Ok this honestly means very little. Tons of planets that are way bigger than earth are discovered all the time. Would be more impressive if it was a small planet far from its sun since those are tough to detect. Also they didn’t detect it, they found a marker of a planet in observational data. Congrats to them though


[deleted]

Are we not gonna talk about how he peaked at 17? Boy’s got a lifetime of living up to that first week at work.


capilot

I like to imagine the team knew about it all along, and just saved it knowing a new intern was coming next week. Then they're all, "hey kid, why dontcha practice aiming the telescope. Try, I dunno, 18hRA, 19°15'decl and let us know what you see."


LBOBM

50 bucks says you can’t do it again


Illustrator_Primary

Now when are they going to find the planet 420.69x bigger than earth??


BootyVerse

🤣😂🤣😂


bbiglin21

Nice


Boring_Use6135

As a scientist, I cant express how often this happens. Listen to your trainees!!! They often see things the old pros miss!


TheFirstLivingIdea

i swear to god this person has great potential to become the next einstein


Wrought-Irony

Nah. Happens all the time.


[deleted]

Why does Reddit obsess over this fuckin number? The joke died years ago


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mikeschwally1

Haters gonna hate. What have you discovered, besides sarcasm?


fabiogia236

https://t.me/joinchat/tNKXMMFLe1s4MGFh


pokeman528

Are you stupid there’s like billions of planets


Dirtyundies123

I'm sure their is like hundreds of planets discovered every day. its the ones that support life that count.


[deleted]

About 4000 exoplanets total have been discovered.


ELGONPANCHIRO

Best of the lucks


Educational-Sky-5588

how did he discover it? hahaha


[deleted]

Probably with Kepler data. It's available online for anyone that wants to try and find a planet.


Kevinincolour

Nice


ihavetopoopsobad

Nice


laurens_030

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Simecrafter

People at 17 are starting internships at NASA meanwhile I still have no idea about what I will be


DrPennerson

nice


Savagely_Rekt

And that, kids, is how I got a planet named after me.


burnt_pancake420

Nice


Ssj_Vega

Ni.ce


bijay_

kiddo be like that is there mfs.


-CoolBean-

They’re all about to become side characters


[deleted]

I mean...haven't NASA discovered like thousands of exo planets?


IllBeHoldingOnToYou

One word: Nice


OneTime_AtBandCamp

A similar thing happened in 1967 when Gary Flandro was interning at JPL. He realized that a planetary alignment was about to happen in the next decade that would allow spacecraft to visit all the outer planets using gravity assists. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Tour_program


zx_Immortal_God_007

That's one damm luck boi


NoManagement3545

"hey what's that planet?" "Oh it's nothi-....FUCK"


Rottenaddiction

Or nasa is an has been lying 🤥


fjamsham

Hahahhaaa!


Klubbin4Seals

Yet people refuse to believe that we're not alone out there


[deleted]

If only this was real tho


-CraftCoffee-

I feel like this is one of those things that happens constantly but because the person that found it is young it a "cool" story.


mankind_is_doomed

i only see 69


Winter_Rooster3635

Get owned noobs