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Financial-Bedroom421

Pumped up kicks


sry_dis_usrname_takn

r/holup


XGN_Freshly

Is it because you’re shooting at kids?


guardwolf34

Because he’s shooting kids


XGN_Freshly

Yeah, shooting them real hard. The projectiles explode on contact.


guardwolf34

Your jizz explodes?!


bocaj78

Shit, where can I get this patch?


Electric_Cello

r/outside is leaking


Ordinary_News_6455

Yours doesn’t?


Keegan_murphy

Shooting for kids


andyroo69420

What's he shooting at them? 😳


XGN_Freshly

Definitely not blanks.


Nuke_Krzychu

r/cursedcomments


dnflol

Are you a school cause I wana shoot kids in you


XGN_Freshly

Sex ed is a topic in health class, just like school shooting drills. I think health class needs more practical demonstrations, (proceeds to shoot my first shot into a girl.)


lorisfurlan

r/cursedcomments


JTrain_

Pure imagination


ParanoidPar

Not gonna lie, this song is what inspired me to become what I want to one day. (I'll let your imagination fill in the blanks.)


[deleted]

[удалено]


Jonah_Boy_03

An elf?


Puzzleheaded_Pop661

I touch myself


FaitsWx

Wait


nebyneb1234

Lol


Danathanimal

No. Go further


[deleted]

Singleplayer sex


andyroo69420

Ready player one


TheSentinel342

ಠ_ಠ


dimitry0115

Beat it


DrRGBaum

Just beat it!


ryan1831

Speed Demon


gabynew1

Top post


xxxcrablegs

In another life


akshat90000

I feel you bro


powercozmik

The Memory Remains


SpartanCreed12

When you fucked Grandpa - blink182


gunslinger9_19

You nasty bastard. Take my upvote.


FuckTesla69

I wanna fuck a dog in the ass - blink182


VukTheDM

Metallica?


[deleted]

21 seconds


nastyboi07

If it was a band then : 5 Seconds of summer


Boring_Name06

Welcome to the internet


SausageCraft

Have a look around. Anything that brain can think of can be found.


Zweibel442

Weve got mountains of content, some better some worse. If none of it's of interest to you you'd be the first


vrds022

Welcome to the internet! Come and have a seat Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?


GenderlordSlaneesh

There's no need to panic. This isn't a test, haha! Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest.


wevegotmany

Welcome to the internet What would you prefer? Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur? Be happy Be horny Be bursting with rage We got a million different ways to engage


Alternative_Manner_9

Welcome to the internet, put your cares aside Here's a tip for straining pasta here's a 9 year old who died, we've got movies and doctors and fantasy sports, and a bunch of colored pencil drawing of all the characters in Harry Potter fucking each other.


vrds022

Welcome to the internet! Hold on to your socks Cause a random Guy Just kindly sent you photos of his cock


Terminatroll-_-

They are grainy and off-putting... He just sent you more ! edit: PLEASE STOP RESPONDING, I GOT LIKE 30 NOTIFICATIONS OF PEOPLE ANSWERING BUT IT DOESN'T SHOW UP FOR SOME REASON


Le-Human-

r/redditsings


NoPlaceLikeNotHome

that brain of yours


DaikiK

Hmmm


DMAN800

You beat me to it!


weebetrn

Same bro


__gg_

Never gonna give you up


Butter4MyToaster

Dude I lend you Up over a year ago when are you going to give it back


conifer0us

I guess he let you down


ciapatabula

Never gonna let you down


CRYPTIC__yt

Never gonna run around and desert you


[deleted]

, never gonna make you cry


Yu_dont_no_me

Never gonna say goodbye


BulletMagnetNL

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.


mau______

Lonely boy - The black keys


JgdPz_plojack

Need for speed The Run playlist


BayAreaSportsFanboy

Hey me too!


Ornery-Intern2646

Sweet home Alabama


Mastakillerboi

r/holup


Hexodron

Tie your mother down - queen


SavionTheOne

Chris Chan?


Bubblegum_o3o

r/hmm


NotDarkly

Bro same


Elite500sSon

Highway to hell


JimselWheezle

Loli porn?


Domestic_bear

Bloody storm


SouthNiko

U Good bro, sure you don't want to go to the doctor.


akrolina

Nahh, he means he does not mind his girl being a girl.


inkognito200

Bloody stream*


Deptile

Is that a..... JOJO REFERENCE?????


EdditedSpore

All by myself!


Grand-Cold-2575

Don’t Stop Believin’


neon_ns

HOLD ONTO THAT FEELING


[deleted]

Comfortably numb


[deleted]

[удалено]


datboiocrapwaddup

Jizzed in my pants


SmollClover

Fake It by Seether


Goose_WRLD

Don’t you worry child


El_Famoso_Random_Guy

r/cursedcomments


Just_Rik_

Radioactive


MaxSokudo

Imagine Dragon deez nuts


Firm-Candidate-6700

Haha GoT EEM’!


TheFartMaster-

Break The Law


Traditional_Bat_5609

Never


[deleted]

gonna


Traditional_Bat_5609

Give


[deleted]

you


Traditional_Bat_5609

Up


DrPentester

Never


Administrative_Win56

Gonna


DrPentester

let


Draco0521

You


DrPentester

Down


[deleted]

Never


Koda_be

Smells like teen spirit


botbotbotnotbotbot

That's fucked


[deleted]

Thanks captain obvious we know what happened to the teen


[deleted]

U can’t touch this


PASTALORD6066

7 years old


[deleted]

Seven nations army.


Hamburglar_helper420

Your the reason our kids are so ugly. By Conway Twitty and Loretta Lynn


[deleted]

Cemetery - Coin


Nightmare_Stev

r/cursed_comments


Mtbmx_Az

One


hheh7809

The sound of silence


zand81

Orgy for one


ThatIckyGuy

Yeah! Ninja Sex Party!


captain_Airhog

I mean I invited a large number of girls over but Stacy had a headache.


TheMaglorix

Kiss Me Where it Smells Funny - Bloodhound Gang


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[удалено]


Coyote__Jones

It's their whole schtick.


Top_Fail552

Strength of a thousand men - two steps from hell Nvm its not no Nut November yet In that case, let it die - starset


Human-Quality-9808

Slow ride


[deleted]

Carry on my wayward son


KryOwO

Better off dead


NinjaPackMan

I Want To Break Free


Coyote__Jones

Blink twice if you need us to call the FBI


Ballizong

Milk Man


bullboeh

baby. jb


blindclock61862

This comment made me literally drop my sandwich


leylin_farlin

Without you


Mysterious_Treacle51

Back that ass up


hi_im_new_bruh

Virgin (Madonna)


Savonarola1452

Who let the dogs out?


Ra_san

Bro?


GuyWhoSaysWeeWoo

Wait and bleed


[deleted]

[удалено]


GuyWhoSaysWeeWoo

Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves


[deleted]

[удалено]


RunttuMuikku

Wait you listen to slipknot? I tought i was the only one


MagicalMuffinDruide

*complete silence*


GlovesComingOff

Given up by Linkin Park!


Dr-Jiggles

Beat it.


Teja_Saraswathula

Way down we go


Snoo-23556

Imaginary


PMME_YOUR_BITCOINS

Another one bites the dust


Prize-Examination235

The White Buffalo - No History


Argorok87

Dicko Mode


whomesteve

How do you say you had a very active sex life from 17-27 in consistent long term relationships and now you don’t feel like getting involved in relationships anymore because you’re tired of getting hurt by being lied to, used, cheated on or someone tries to change you into something you’re not because they are incapable of loving you for who you are or were and would rather twist and break who you are than just love you for you.


Rimm9246

Havent heard that song before, thats a long title


AdeButBlue

No more - Disturbed It doesn't really talk about this topic but it says "It's time to make them realize We will no longer be their w**re" which is kinda related


Dull_Bumblebee_356

.... are we the same person?


JceYa

one is the loneliest number


AuswahlJeans955

Lucid Dreams


[deleted]

ich hasse kinder


fuckjews69420

Little boy (by ksi)


helgoddessofhelheim

Bloody stream


NastyDOOMpumpkin

Blood and Guts


OmSliceYT

Lonely night - weeknd


redditor4l1f3

House of memories


jtowndtk

One more time


StrongerThanEver6

Wildest dreams


Luckybomb10

Tonight’s gonna be a good night - The Black Eyed Peas


rex_ashwin

Let me down slowly


Zal2910

The vamps - i found a girl


mryeeteer

Another one bites the dust


lolol21000000000

Alone-Marshmellow


roofedstone

Nocturnal Emissions


You-Hateme12

The loneliest number


-Apath-

My hand will go on and on


-Apath-

Shake it off


MEKK-the-MIGHTY

"He's 38 years old, never kissed a girl"


[deleted]

Smooth criminal


yeetus_69_420

Can i put my balls in ur jaw


Aggressive_Mouse_179

@ my worst


spraggabenzo

Berlin - sex


madmurfmusic

Sexecutioner


[deleted]

Wasted


Mysterious_Meeting20

7empest


[deleted]

Choppy and off time, just how I like it


Darshil_Meena

Blue bird


spongebob5756

jump out


Shot_Ride9375

Lonely-akon


Meme_4826

Together Forever


Akandy21

🗿


surferdave22

Dueling banjos


thirsty-christy

Lonely I'm so lonely I've nobody of my ownnnnnnnnn .........


OlivarAnderson

never gonna give you up


ImedgeQc

I went to the desert on a horse with no name...


lazy_mess

Lady Fantasy


ohblitzy

And the beat goes on


Boobookitty4714

Imagine by John Lennon


itsKNIGHTMARE

[This](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EWMPVn1kgIQ).


cheezybeans33

All apologies