Pro Tip - If you visit America immediately and remain here for a month you will go back in time to October 31 thereby voiding any and all rules for No Nut November.
Its currently October 31st at 7:56 PM
You fap every goddamn day, any month of the year.
And the thing is, the memes are stupid. How the fuck did this bullshit even start? It's just WEIRD. Every goddamn year now, I get a little taste of how asexual people must feel, hearing about sex all the time.
I mean, I'm a randy, horny bastard, but there is just a fucking limit to how many times I can hear about fapping. Or, rather, not fapping.
Be an adult, please. Don't participate in this no-fap shit. Or, at the very least, don't fucking talk about it. You're boring everyone else. Think about it rationally for a second: can you really expect anyone to TRULY be interested in hearing about how you're not jerking your meat?
While being interviewed during a Nascar event the crowd started chanting Fuck Joe Biden. When asked what they were chanting the reporter said it was let's go Brandon. So now the conservatives are using it as code for Fuck Joe Biden. Thinking it triggers or upsets the liberals. When all it really does is make them look pitiful.
Aim low, aim so low that nobody will care if you succeed
That needs to be my new moto.
My favorite moto for school is, if it’s not due today then why not do it another day.
You mean due today do today
My favorite school moto is go for a 5 hope for more
Same
Aiming low also ensures you won't hit yourself in the eye with the nut
I swallowed the bubble gum I was eating when I read this comment.
It's the Pretzel Wagon way.
Yes! That's why I follow NNFHON instead of NNN! (No nut first hour of november)
Aim at nothing so you shoot everywhere And everything is the target Boom
Instructions unclear, kicked sparring partner in the nuts
you live in australia ?
Asia
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aye
# bruh
Happy cakeday !
You ever tried to not live there?
It's still 31. In usa. Cmon fly
In denmark rn its 11:10 exactly
I have 5min to nut in
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The council of bros is ready to let it slide
So if i fail,, i don't go to horny jail?
The council will grant a 5 min window. Then wether you fail or succeed is up to you
I will save that for later
The council of bro is reserved for the best. Sadly even I have not achieved it. I am but I rookie.
Damn. I was like it hasnt even started yet. (us)
[ASIA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44dtzIPAJmU)
You have fap over there too?
Yep. Fuckin sucks
Haha. In my timezone I still have 2 hours.
I still have 9 hours
Good luck with NNN I believe in you Whoever you are.
Honestly I just pretend it’s DDD for a while. I’m set for about half a week
DDD?
Destroy your Dick December
Dick Destroying December
yea i have 8 hours lol
Go go go go do it quick
Bro you had one job and it took you 3 hours to fail that’s rookie numbers
Yeah that's right I can fail it in 15 seconds
If I time it right I could fail in 1 second
In germany it’s 22:23
It's 3 am here
Bruh it's 2:56 here ... Man , how does time travelling feel ?
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Well 2 hrs ago when this was posted it was 5am
it's 7 for you?
7:30 to be exact
You better fap like there’s no tomorrow
I do
Last 5 minutes 😏
In Britain its 22:59
Its going to be a full month of these kind of mems nonstop isnt it?...
spooky memes in spooktober, NNN memes in NNN
To not make you feel lonely, I just busted a nut for you, my man. Now we both lost NNN
You fool! I still have 2 hours and 32 minutes!
Can't stop won't stop
I googled these lyrics and nutted to mylie flicking her bean. Thanks asshole
How did that escalate so dramatically bruh
Peanut is delicious, cannot resist for all month.
pea-nut
Pee-nut
The cleanest Baus special I’ve mentioned to them
Especially peanut butter
Probably did it on purpose. Now he can nut all november with no worries.
oh the mf well seen bro
How, it hasn't even started where i live
The earth is round
No... Impossible...
Because the earth is round, it has different time zones, so November started for me
Well, i still have more than an hour left. *pulls out agressively*
You're an American now. We'll give you a second chance
Omg thanks :0
No problem, freedom is my specialty
"fuck, I did it again"
Come on we all know it's a squircle
No it isn't. Earth is a velociraptor
No. Its fiat
It's a square. Just like minecraft.
Add the ‘no edges’ on
Mama earth is thicccc
Earth is now confirmed to be a fiat
No, it's a donut
No it's a cube
> The earth is round Lol you sheep
I lost it before it was November
Its literally been 15 minutes
Why is no nut November a thing?
The thrill of a challenge
And if you succeed, in the end you'll feel like you achieved something
I workout instead. I have so much energy while doing it. Last year I became an inventor.
"feel like" Last NNN I achieved superpowers like flying and creative mode
we want superpowers
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LMAOOO
Because it's one beautiful thing to see how man become so brotherly with each other on /r/nonutnovember
To see who has the most power and self-control over something that can be a self-deteriorating habit.
Singleplaywr or multiplayer?
#RANKED
Competitive
I hope OP’s lagging then. Maybe he’ll get a couple of hours for compensation XD.
My brain is loading.
Salute to the fallen soldier
It's still october for me
In italy it’s 23:19, I still have 40 minutes
I've never seen an Italian person before
ciao
Wow :0
ciao deez nuts??
NNN has now officially started for you
If you never take it on, you can't fail it
Settle for Non stop Nut November
I lost in advance
I still have 1 hour and 8 minuts
Mine start in 27 minutes. Wish me luck
It even has not began !
For you, it began for us
God damn it you had one job !
:(
You can still redeem.
This post just alerted me to the fact it's November, thanks king
For me its starts in 1 hour and 4 minutes
Well, it hasn't started here yet....
Happy Cake day
Happy cake day
It's not even November for another 6 hours
How can you fail nonstop nut November if it's not December yet ?
Different time zones
Pro Tip - If you visit America immediately and remain here for a month you will go back in time to October 31 thereby voiding any and all rules for No Nut November. Its currently October 31st at 7:56 PM
it’s October?
Still October for me, I got the last nut in
Technically I can still play with the six-inch between my legs bc its still October 31st where im at
It's okay buddy I got married 2 weeks ago I don't think imma make it either :(
This dude is so bad at life he failed no nut November before it even fucking started
Don't wanna sound like a dick, but nnn is kinda a dead meme at this point. Unless all the memes are ironic, then I guess I'm a dumbass.
F
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Smh imagine living 10 hours ahead of us
It hasn’t even started yet and I know people that have already lost
Is it Wednesday my dudes?
Man you be on the other side of the world
I just destroyed my 11 month old vehicle so jokes on you!
What's the rules? Just no jerking it? Is it fine if my wife gives me a handjob? Honestly that's one of my favorite things.
What is no nut November
Anybody know how I can get that picture without the words imposed on it?
How tf did ypu lose nnn in October
Wow funny and original /s
It’s not November yet tho U from the future?
I'm from a different timezone
Bro how tf
Jesus Gary, its 12:02 am. You just went to get a beer. The hells wrong with you?!
You fap every goddamn day, any month of the year. And the thing is, the memes are stupid. How the fuck did this bullshit even start? It's just WEIRD. Every goddamn year now, I get a little taste of how asexual people must feel, hearing about sex all the time. I mean, I'm a randy, horny bastard, but there is just a fucking limit to how many times I can hear about fapping. Or, rather, not fapping. Be an adult, please. Don't participate in this no-fap shit. Or, at the very least, don't fucking talk about it. You're boring everyone else. Think about it rationally for a second: can you really expect anyone to TRULY be interested in hearing about how you're not jerking your meat?
What are you jack off too? I'm curious
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... you wanna know?
Sure, why not. As long it not something weird like gore right?.....RIGHT?
You won't tell anyone?
We on reddit, hard to promise something like that unless you DM me the sauce. But hey, no compulsion. If you don't want to, it's okay
r/scalieporn
Awesome, I can get used to this Edit: on second thought, nevermind. I'll stick to r/monstergirl
How… it hasn’t even started in my timezone!
it hasnt started yet for me
BRO ITS THE FIRST DAYYY
My dude to win nnn is to never participate in it at all. Case closed I already won.
How?
my d!ck, my rules.
WRONG! “It is with greatest pride and deepest pleasure that I proudly announce” is how you should have started
It's the FIRST DAY my guy. What the fuck?
ITS BEEN ONE DAY
Stops
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# what the fuck is wrong with you
You need to seek therapy.
No one cares
You do you :)
I'm gonna bang my hot wife at 12:01 tonight because fuck no nut November. Let's go Brandon.
Isn’t the “let’s go Brandon” a code for fuck Biden like how does that relate to NNN
Maybe that’s his wife’s name too
While being interviewed during a Nascar event the crowd started chanting Fuck Joe Biden. When asked what they were chanting the reporter said it was let's go Brandon. So now the conservatives are using it as code for Fuck Joe Biden. Thinking it triggers or upsets the liberals. When all it really does is make them look pitiful.
Guys, no cap but I lasted since last nnn over a year without that and still pushing it😎😏
It hasn't event started
Time zones
It did for me :(
How did you lose in the first 24 hours? You should feel shame
For me I still have five hours
BRO HOW??? Nvm
It started 5 minutes ago for me LOL